Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1052

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 183
59. Working Holiday (3)
Before Cheese’s departure ceremony.
Zelru embarks on a journey of escape to Paprika Village.
“I… I will absolutely! Destroy that village! Damn Cheese, no, damn Cheesy Village.”
He rekindled his hatred for the village.
-Cheesy Village lol
-lololololol
-If Almond wins, we’ll legit acknowledge it
-That’s some serious killing intent
Paprika Village was farther than expected to reach on foot.
Along the way, he had to deal with status ailments and replenish food, and he needed to rest near the riverbank because of water.
Without proper preparation, everything took longer.
“Sigh. It’s so far. Now that I think about it. We always met at the midpoint of the mine, and I’ve never actually been there myself.”
I knew the coordinates, but I had no idea it was this far.
Ding.
[Zelkosong donated 20,000 won.]
[Wait. Zelru? Where are you meeting at a midpoint? Isn’t that what your father does?]
“Oh.”
Zelru scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.
“Well, you see. When I was young. My father told me? That if I go to this place, there will be people to help me. But he said he’s never been there himself…”
-That’s a strange father…
-lololol Did you even meet your dad?
-He’s never been there but knows there are people to help? How does that work lol
“Anyway, if I go to Paprika! My father’s old colleagues should be there! There’s a revolutionary army!”
“Zelru. Be quiet and let’s just go get some water first.”
“Yes, Mother.”
“Revolution, my foot. Since he left us nothing, we just need to draw water.”
“…”
Splash. Splash.
They busily drew water from the riverbank and stored it in their inventory.
“Sigh. In the village, we could just draw water from the well and drink it.”
“…Um, Mother.”
At Chocosong’s lament, Zelru felt apologetic. It was his father’s fault, yet somehow he felt sorry.
“Someday I will…”
That’s when it happened.
Suddenly Auwulf lunged at them.
“Auwwwwwwww!”
“Uh, wha?!”
Splash!
A few wolves come rushing toward the riverbank.
Zelru lifts up his pickaxe.
It’s quite the obsidian pickaxe, if I do say so myself.
“Oh, just try coming at me!? Huh? I’m, I’m the one! Do you know who I am!?”
“Grrrrrowl!”
One Auwulf charges forward.
“The legendary miner! Jello’s son!”
Crash!
He smashes the Auwulf’s skull with his obsidian pickaxe.
Thwack!
Smack!
He beats down all the next ones too.
“Screech!”
“Get lost, you bastards!”
The miner’s pickaxe swings were powerful.
However, it wasn’t enough to drive back all the Auwulves.
“Grrrrrowl!”
“Snap! Snap!”
There are still three or four more.
“Zelru! Get out of the way!”
Whoosh!
Chocosong throws something.
It’s a bomb.
Kaboom!
The Auwulf corpses scatter and explode in all directions.
-Lol
-Choco’s special buggy bomb lmao
-That’s not a bang, that’s a boom lol
-One wolf, one bomb lmao
-Independence really does require bombs
The explosion was powerful.
Zelru’s stamina was also blown away.
[Contusion]
Fortunately, it wasn’t a serious wound.
“C-Choco, I mean, Mother. Aimee is still the same as ever, I see.”
“I, I told you to get out of the way!?”
“…”
For a moment, Zelru’s memory flashed back to his father’s recollection of Mother’s remote-throwing incident.
-Lmao Chocosong really hasn’t changed
-Good thing Aimee didn’t inherit the maternal genes ^^
I seriously thought you were trying to kill me lol
“W-well, Zelru. Let’s at least dry off by the campfire first. If we keep going like this, your condition will get worse.”
It seemed they’d been fighting in the stream, so all their clothes were soaked.
[Dampness]
An abnormal condition had taken hold.
Walking around without drying off completely could cause his body to ache.
If he got sick here, there’d be no way out of it.
Thunk! Thunk!
Zelru picked up an axe and chopped the trees into pieces. Firewood.
Chocosong stacked the firewood in a triangle to build a campfire.
Crackle.
As the fire caught, smoke rose into the air.
Before long, the day faded and night arrived.
Left the country and ended up homeless lol
If it were up to me, it would be a perfect match… but the age gap… ㅠㅠ
This is so healing. Getting kicked out of the country with mom and homeless camping~lol
The viewers sent cruel messages to Zelru, who had lost everything.
But Zelru remained steadfast.
“What are you still going on about weddings for! You bastards! We even had a child!”
Hahahahahahaha
-???: Jello is awakening inside me!
Stop it already lol lol lol
Those crazy guys are still going on about marriage ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Once you have a kid, it’s over…
“Anyway. You’re useless when it actually matters… What did you do when our Father passed away! You bastards!”
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
The streamer’s first son got scolded by a substitute ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
This guy’s actually insane lol hahahaha
“Ugh… damn….”
A mother who seemed unreliable.
A father executed by enemies.
A journey to an unfamiliar place.
Too many trials for young Zelru.
Yet, he endures.
Revenge.
That alone is his goal.
“H-hey, Mother, you’re still behind!”
“Huh?”
Oh no.
There’s another Auwulf.
“Damn it, these stubborn bastards!”
Zelru swung his pickaxe at the Auwulf.
Thwack!
“Grrrrrr!”
The creature lunged at him.
Zelru swung again.
Thwack!
A direct hit.
But then—
[Destruction]
The pickaxe vanished.
——Poof.
“!?”
“Krrk?”
The Auwulf grinned despite bleeding.
You’ve got nothing left now, don’t you?
That’s what its expression seemed to say.
“Oh, don’t you dare come at me, you mutt!”
Whoosh!
Zelru grabbed a burning log from the campfire and wielded it like a club.
“Grrrrr…! Graaaagh!”
The Auwulf charged.
Zelru didn’t back down.
Flames danced across his sunglasses.
“Hyaaaaaah!”
Crash!
Perhaps because its stamina was nearly depleted?
The Auwulf collapsed.
“Huff… huff….”
“W-wow, you really did inherit Father’s power. That dangerous strength….”
Chocosong put on an exaggerated performance, embarrassed that she couldn’t do anything.
“What if Zelru walks down Father’s path again? Then I….”
Hahahahaha
-dangerous strength lmaooo
Zelo is sealed, Zelu ㄷㄷ
Hahaha, that’s hilarious!
Just as Chocosong was putting on her act.
“Huh?”
Zelru.
He establishes a great achievement that his father never once managed to accomplish.
This is a certain discovery.
One that all the residents had yearned for.
[Fertile Soil]
A discovery concerning soil.
“This… what is this? This wasn’t Bioyeokto just a moment ago? If it were, there’s no way I wouldn’t have known?”

* * *
Flutterrrr!
The enormous Cheese flag billowed as all the horses galloped forth.
“Chaaaaaarge!!”
Thud thud thud thud thud!
Though the horses had absurd proportions and appearances, they kicked up dust as they ran, making them rather threatening nonetheless.
Thud thud thud thud thud thud!
Thus, two-headed characters rode atop pathetic little ponies, striking exaggerated poses as they galloped.
“For the Knight Order!”
“For it!”
Thanks to this surreal spectacle, it became a hot topic in the community even before the war had begun.
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Among themselves they’re arguing about who’s the strongest, whose kicks are what, whether they had a street fight or whatever, dead serious about it, but it actually feels like this.
(video)
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Hahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Why does Sundo Almond look so serious? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
These guys are seriously into this content lol
Haha, damn it
-Almond’s almost more serious than the national team match?
Over there, I was in a lowly position, so I was actually missing a screw or two, haha.
Since he’s a complete loser here, he goes crazy lol
-What kind of situation is this exactly? Is this the Cheese Village I know? I only watch all-tube so the biggest issue was potato prices rising…
Hahahahahahahaha
└Well… it just… happened like this… yeah.
The most they can do is trick people with potato prices lol
That’s right.
They were serious.
“Have we confirmed positions?”
They truly acted like people marching off to war.
Rather, I became even more immersed, more exaggerated.
That was Seok’s charm.
“Yes, sir!”
Danbong communicated through a whisper.
“The coordinates should arrive soon!”
They didn’t know the exact location of Paprika Village.
In truth, Almond should have known, but he couldn’t remember.
So, well before the departure ceremony.
I sent Yangbung-i ahead first.
Yangbung-i followed the tunnel that the Rocket Squad had dug through, and eventually arrived beneath Paprika Village.
[Whisper) Yangpa: Sending you the coordinates.]
[Whisper) Yangpa: X1232 Y939 Z84]
The coordinates that reached Danbong.
Danbong recites them.
“X1232 Y939 Z84!”
The other Knights echo in unison.
“X1232 Y939 Z84!”
-Why do we have to memorize this lol
-All because of Almond’s memory lol
-lol he really lives a tough life
Almond nods.
“Good.”
He turns his horse’s head.
“Let’s go!”
Neeeeiiiigh…!
Then all the horses suddenly stop.
“Uh… we’re not going?”
“S-sir! We just need to go in the direction we were already heading!”
“Oh… really?”
Thinking this would have better production value… or something like that, Almond makes excuses and charges forward again.
“Let’s goooo!”
As if that moment had been edited out, the entire Knight Order naturally galloped forward once more.
“Yes!”
“Hyaaaaa!”
-lololol
-why did he suddenly change direction lol
-so we just needed to go the way we were going lol
-honestly I thought changing direction like that was pretty cool… lol
-just a guy who understands broadcasting…
We got the direction wrong for a moment, but we were fast.
Even though their horses looked ridiculous, they were real horses nonetheless.
Thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud…!
With the “Working Holiday” banner fluttering in the wind, the entire army charged forward like arrows.
Sufficient provisions, sufficient water, and horses to carry them in place of walking.
They had no need to set up camp.
They were that fast.
Perhaps even faster than whoever had departed first.
“There it is! My lord!”
They arrived at Paprika Village swiftly.

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