Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1051

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 182
59. Working Holiday (2)
Meanwhile, Dotorimuk.
“This… this is…”
In his hands now was a single book he’d found through the search counter.
[Regarding the Soil of This Place]
A book compiling information about the soil generated in Cheese Village.
Besides this, other books were scattered messily across the desk.
[Agricultural Theory]
[How to Become Fertile]
[Monster Compendium]
And so on.
I’d pulled out every book related to Bioyeokto.
After reading through all of them.
Dotorimuk reaches the truth.
A truth as crimson as blood.
“The… the culprit is…”
Beep beep beep beep~!
He plays the detective’s theme music and points out the culprit.
“Almondil! It was you!!”
-Whoa
-He’s insane
-This guy actually solved it lol
-Finally lol
-Wow lol
-Insane lol
-Clap clap clap
Dotorimuk’s enthusiastic viewers.
‘The viewer count went up. Massively!’
Nearly double the usual number of viewers had flooded in.
It couldn’t be helped—right now I was the only one who’d uncovered any secret.
It was incredibly thrilling.
But at the same time, I faced a dilemma.
“Should I… should I really announce this carelessly? If I mess up, I’ll be the only lunatic and get executed. I might end up living as Dotorimuk’s son, Dotorimuk Junior!”
-Oh…lol
-How can he have a son without a mother?
-What about his mother?
-lololol true
-Gotta be careful and nail it in one shot
“Um, I’m not sure what to do… I’ll just cause confusion in the village…”
Dotorimuk had stumbled upon a secret far too vast for his abilities to handle.
Revealing this secret would benefit no one, truly.
The Knight Order now governed the village with absolute authority.
Though tyrannical, Cheese Village was flourishing.
“Is it really right to expose this? I… I only wanted to create a Perfect Farm…”
-Real talk
-LMAOOO this guy
-You scared?
-Then let’s just keep it for ourselves lol
-Grab it and run
New options began flooding the chat.
‘Grab it and run?’
By burying this secret forever, I would gain leverage over the Knight Order itself.
It seemed like a reasonable choice, at least for now.
“Right… okay, I’ll keep this. Just for myself.”
-Whoa lol
-A secret buried forever oof
-Nah lol
-Total trash move lol
Dotorimuk gathered every book on soil science and made his way back to the search desk.
‘I can manipulate it.’
In Seok’s system, whoever arrived first could access and modify data on such texts.
He deleted all references to Bioyeokto.
Hide the physical books, erase the text from the server, and…
‘No one will ever know.’
This secret would remain buried forever.
Until I chose to reveal it.
“Let’s go.”
I clenched my teeth and left this place of secrets behind.
My expression was far from pleasant.

* * *
And so Dotorimuk held onto the secret, unable to speak a word about it.
Time passed.
After long preparations, the Knight Order was finally ready to begin the war.
Before that, a formal inauguration ceremony was held.
[Mosol: I’m Mobunji, the Knight Order’s branding and publicity director. The great lord is personally visiting to bestow his grace upon the lacking Rocket Squad members as well. All village residents must come out to witness his grace directly.]
Such a global announcement was posted.
All the residents came out to watch the war inauguration ceremony.
In fact, even without that announcement, most people came just for the viewer ratings.
-Mobunji’s speaking casually now lol
-Where did the politeness go lol
Mo-boong, oh no haha
-Kyaa
-Now that I see Bong-ja Bae, Song-ja Bae looks like a fairy
Paaaaaaam~!
The upgraded Bards now blow on massive trumpets.
“The great lord arrives!”
Boom! Bang! Boom!
The sound of drums rings out loudly, and Almond appears riding on horseback.
That’s right.
Cheese Village now had horses.
Among those who had taken the Hunter tree, one resident had become able to raise horses.
Surprisingly, that was Miho.
“Kyaaaa! My lord! I’m the one who raised your horse! Me! That horse right there!”
Miho makes a fuss among the people gathered for the inauguration ceremony.
-Is he a governor? lol
-Wow, this authoritarian village gives me chills lol
-Fact) Miho just likes him because he’s handsome
No one said anything about that.
Rather, they envied her.
“Wow… I’m jealous.”
“That’s insane.”
Strawberry Shooter and Takoyaki beside her are especially envious.
Balloon Gum is the first and only Storyteller.
Miho is the first Horse Trainer.
Meanwhile, Strawberry Shooter failed the Knight Order’s second interview round.
Takoyaki became an Analyst, going up to the rooftop to provide commentary on the situation.
“When… when do we get stable jobs?”
“Sigh.”
-lololol
-These guys are just unemployed lol
-What have they even been doing all this time lol
-Just Balloon Gum’s freeloaders…
-Taco’s raking in views with the analyst gimmick lol
“I’ll just provide analysis. Yes. This is Cheese Village’s first away match, you know? Not a home game but an away game. It’s our first time, but honestly, I don’t think we’ll lose….”
Either way, the residents were each finding their own path forward.
And naturally, those receiving the most envy were none other than the corporate employees.
The armed Knight Order marching out in formation from Aseng right now were exactly those people.
The Agricultural Cooperative members watching from the sidelines also chimed in.
“Wow.”
“That’s impressive.”
“Is Greentea over there now too?”
“He’s not Bong-ja Bae.”
“Then, then is he Bong?”
Bong.
Once a synonym for humiliation, that title was now an object of admiration.
I want to be Bong once too… Such words had become trendy.
“No. He’s just an outside director like Balloon Gum.”
“Ooh~”
Not quite as prestigious as Bong, but an outside director of the Knight Order.
They couldn’t officially interfere with internal affairs, but they held external authority.
Balloon Gum had been the only outside director.
Now Greentea was included as well.
“Look~ there they come.”
Whoosh.
Behind Almond the Great, figures emerged from both sides wearing full adamantium sets and helmets adorned with large feathers.
[Danmuji]
[Goguma]
The watching residents began muttering with even more exaggeration.
“Wow… those, those are the Knight Order’s twin peaks….”
“Insane.”
“Mom! I want to be Bong when I grow up!”
“So cool.”
-Since when is Bong a thing lol
Sweet potato, you made it big ㅠㅠㅠ
-Twin peaks lol
-Pretty cool though
-Kyaa~
Watching their reactions, Goguma smirked.
“Heh.”
I started as a slave, burdened by debt.
Every day, I was beaten and criticized.
Now I stand in a position looking down on everyone.
Ugh, why is this so annoying lol
Sweet potato shake lolol
-Kek
A victorious smile lol
-Haha
Gobong didn’t stop there and added one more thing.
“When a friend asked how I was doing… I answered ‘Bong.'”
-Haha
-Bong lol
-lol
-“Double Bong”
Bone Ranger ㄷㄷㄷ
-Haha
Hahahahaha
Danbong, watching this scene with satisfaction beside him, also spoke up.
“You’ve grown strong, Gobong.”
“Thanks to you.”
After Bong-ja Bae came the Song-ja Baes, as expected.
“Waaaaaaaa!”
“Hongsong! Hongsong!”
Hongsong-i was incredibly popular.
It was undoubtedly thanks to her uniquely fiery personality.
They too were armed with adamantium, and while Lemon wielded a simple sword, Hongsong-i carried a special weapon modeled after Lü Bu’s Serpent Spear.
This was a weapon personally bestowed by the Governor to her, who possessed high combat prowess.
[Hongsong’s Serpent Spear]
The weapon they named was called Hongsong’s Serpent Spear.
“Such fools making a fuss.”
Hongsong-i paid no attention to the cheering residents and urged her horse forward, eyes fixed ahead.
Behind her came Bong-ja Bae and Sung-ja Bae, along with Byung and Sung, pouring out in a rush.
All of them mounted on horseback—a complete cavalry unit.
It was truly military power plastered with money.
Among them, the Governor with an adamantium bow mounted on his back.
He advanced further to the center to deliver his declaration of war.
“Our village has no miners.”
The opening statement was quite unique.
“Mining is an occupation unbecoming of the noble residents of Cheese Village.”
“Waaaaaaaa!”
The villagers cheered as they disparaged the miners.
“Give the miners to the lowly ones!”
“That’s right! We are the subjects of Cheese!”
-Kya
I’m dying laughing
Everyone’s going crazy lol
ㅋㅋㅋ (laughing)
He’s like a dictator straight out of a movie, totally messed up. ㅋㅋㅋ
Even at 2-head proportions, you can feel the intimidating presence ㄷㄷ
“I don’t believe the people of Cheese Village should become miners. Paprika can handle the mining instead.”
Another thunderous roar of cheers erupted.
“Waaaaaaaaaa!”
“My heart feels so light!!!”
“Your Majesty…!”
The cheers were so deafening that I had to pause before continuing.
“This isn’t war. They’re already miners anyway. They’ll simply continue their work and receive rations from us. They work on our behalf and receive compensation in return. In fact, this is….”
Swoosh.
A massive poster unfurled like a flag from behind.
“For them, it’s nothing but a vacation.”
The flag displayed these words in enormous letters.
[WORKING HOLIDAY]
-Kya
-lol
-Of course there’s a branding and PR manager here…
-Is this Aseng’s marketing?
and lol
Haha, you got me.
I think I’m going to go crazy haha
“To bestow this grace upon them. We march forth toward Paprika today.”
Thunk.
I raised my fist skyward.
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaa──”
A thunderous wave of cheers poured from the villagers.
Even Doughnutz was excited, shaking his fist and cheering.
“So, so satisfying!”
“Yeah. The miners are trash.”
“We’re better than that trash.”
Hahahahaha
“Crazy citizen acting got lol lol”
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
-Yeah, that’s right.
The Residents wanted it.
Slaves of lower rank than themselves.
Mere working machines that would dig endlessly and die.
But such inhumane acts?
Not just anyone could do them.
Danbong cried out.
“Almond will do it!”
“He will do it!”
Almond will do it, they say.
Because he is a tyrant.
He bears the crown for the Residents.
Even if it becomes stained with blood!
Almond’s sword was drawn.
Shing!
“Chaaaaaaarge!!”
Fluttering!
The massive Cheese flag billowed as all the horses charged forward.
The Residents cheered almost in a trance.
“Waaaaaaaaaaaa!”
“This, this is a nation!”
“Let’s go kill them all!”
Cheese Village was consumed by madness.
-That’s terrifying
-Nazi Cheese Village lol
What the hell is this lol
-They’re all insane…

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