Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1188

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 73
24. The Remnants of Aseng (2)
If Sanghyeon had always dreamed of drawing his bow again.
Then Juhyeok had always yearned to have his own company.
“Wow…!”
So it was only natural that he was this excited.
“Wahahahaha!”
And so this brilliant man wandered through the office with such an idiotic laugh that sounded like Balloon Gum’s, his voice echoing everywhere.
“Wahahahahahaha!”
Sunlight streaming through the curtain wall, pristine white office blinds descending neatly.
From the weighty atmosphere of the CEO’s office to the refreshingly open conference room with glass partitions and the spacious area where countless editors would soon work.
“This is it. This is what a company is!”
Though he had certainly been playing the role of company representative until now.
His company had been nothing but a name without an actual office.
With office desks and partitions stretching out in neat rows, and rather large plants arranged by the sunlit windows.
This was the first time his company actually felt like a proper “office.”
“Jia, would you take some photos of me here?”
Click!
Click!
“Here. And here too.”
He asked Jia to take photos with the serious expression and posture one might see in a business magazine.
“Oh, and has it arrived yet, Bontovi?”
“What?”
“That thing! Our mascot!”
“Ah… Are you really going through with that?”
“Of course.”
“Of… course…?”
Bontovi looked flustered.
But Juhyeok pressed forward regardless.
“Hurry up!”
A moment later.
Juhyeok wore a walnut hat, Bontovi a macadamia hat, Jia a peanut hat, and so on….
They all ended up wearing a whole series of nut-themed hats.
“Hahaha! How is it? This is Mixnuts.”
“….”
Jia’s expression was not pleased.
‘He’s getting way too excited… Juhyeok Kim….’
I had never seen Juhyeok Kim this hyped up before.
And of all days, Macaron was coming today.
In a situation like this, wouldn’t she just run away immediately.
“Hey! Sanghyeon! You’ve got one too!”
Sanghyeon wore the same bewildered expression.
‘What kind of situation is this?’
I had just finished checking out Almond’s exclusive broadcast studio and the capsule installation space set up within the office.
Suddenly, an Almond hat was placed on my head.
Sseung.
“You wear one too.”
“Uh… I mean, I’ll wear it, but… when are we preparing for our company dinner…?”
“Let’s at least take a commemorative photo!”
Juhyeok’s words didn’t reach his ears.
‘Yeah… I understand.’
Pfft.
Sanghyeon, who had known Juhyeok since their Aseng days, understood.
How much he had dreamed of this moment.
Even after starting his business, he couldn’t really brag about it to his Aseng classmates.
But now that he had an office with actual substance like this. How much would he want to capture it in photos?
“Come on, over here, over here.”
And so, though not many, all of Mixnuts’ Nut Fans gathered in one place.
“W-we’re really taking it?”
Bontovi was gauging the mood of Jia, who was practically the company’s second-in-command.
‘Let him enjoy it.’
Jia simply averted her eyes and nodded.
“Ahem. W-well then, let’s take it~”
Just as we were about to take the photo.
“Wow~ CEO Kim~ that’s amazing!”
A very familiar voice rang out.
Department Manager Jang from Jang Production and his employees.
They used the office directly below, and Juhyeok had called them over.
“Ah! Department Manager Jang! You’re here.”
Numerous employees came in noisily.
“Wow, this is nice.”
“Better than ours?”
“We just crammed ours in haphazardly.”
Murmur murmur.
After letting them chat and look around the office for a while.
Juhyeok clapped his hands.
Clap!
“Alright, everyone.”
Juhyeok pulled out another series of Nut Fans hats.
“You must wear these for today’s party!”
“?”
The Department Manager Jang’s production staff were bewildered at first.
“Huh? Whoa~ This is fun?!”
Juhyeok had surprisingly good chemistry with Department Manager Jang.
Whoosh.
Department Manager Jang took the lead and tried on the pistachio hat.
“Wait, when did you buy all of this?”
“We’re Mixnuts, after all. We wanted to try out the concept, so we got them.”
That’s when Bontovi spoke up.
“CEO. But the streamers will be arriving soon!”
“…What?”
A peculiar glint flashed across Juhyeok’s eyes.
‘Oh. Perfect timing to make a lasting impression on the streamers all at once.’

* * *
That’s how it happened.
The reason why even the innocent Department Manager Jang’s production staff all gathered together to hold an elevator welcome ceremony was.
The funny part was that the most important Almond hat was briefly absent at that moment because he’d gone to the restroom.
“!?”
“What… what is….”
Only the other nuts like pistachio, macadamia, pecan, and cashew swarmed around.
For the Knight Order streamers, it felt like they’d suddenly fallen into some kind of nut hellscape.
“Welcome to Mixnuts!”
The booming shout from the Department Manager Jang’s production men felt like it shook their very souls.
“Whoa, whoa!”
“Ugh?!”
All the streamers’ cameras actually shook.
That feeling was transmitted directly to their viewers.
-Creepy
What the heck lolololol
The shaky camera is so damn funny lolol
What the hell did you make, a nut shake ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“My lord… you were a great man in reality too…”
-Bioyeokto really does exist!
With this dynamic camera work capturing the coordinated greeting of numerous employees wearing nut hats.
‘That’s proper promotion.’
Juhyeok smiled with satisfaction.
In truth, eighty percent of the staff here were from Department Manager Jang’s production.
Wasn’t it amazing how they’d left such an impressive mark, as if they were some grand company?
Pabam~!
The fanfare that Department Manager Jang had brought as a broadcast item blared out.
It truly looked convincing.
‘This is it.’
A management company where employees were close, harmonious, and pleasant!
This was the picture Juhyeok had envisioned.
The problem was that something else had been captured by this dynamic camera.
Thud…!
A man suddenly collapsed in the elevator.
“Wh-what!?”
“!?”
“Wh-what! S-someone collapsed! Someone did!”
The Knight Order members startled and scrambled about in confusion.
The elevator remained frozen, neither opening nor closing.
-?
-??
-Huh?
-What?
Their cameras all turned to film the collapsed man.
“M… Macaron!?”
Juhyeok recognized his face.
He was the only one who had seen his face via video during the interview.
This was the source of trouble.
-…?
-?
-Gasp Macaron?kkk
-How much did you work him to make him pass out?!
“I know how to perform first aid!”
Juhyeok rushed over, hoisted Macaron onto his shoulder, and carried him into the office.
‘Huh?’
At that moment, Juhyeok felt something.

* * *
‘…Insane. I’m not unconscious.’
Macaron kept his eyes barely open, shocked at the unfolding situation.
My legs had only lost their strength for a brief moment.
I had simply closed my eyes because I didn’t want to open them.
Yet it had become unconsciousness.
‘Ah. Let me just stay like this and go back home. This won’t work. I don’t think I can do this….’
So Macaron wanted to pretend to be unconscious and wait for the ambulance.
It was an absurd thought, but there was nothing he could do about it.
For a hikikomori who had just started commuting to the company, it was far too much stimulation.
‘What was that earlier? Those nuts that seemed like they’d only appear in dreams….’
It felt like he’d been kidnapped by grotesque masked figures.
Even now, if I opened my eyes, those nut villains would surely be standing there.
“H-here, here!”
Thud.
Juhyeok lifts Macaron onto the largest conference table.
Then he raises both hands and speaks to Jia.
“Scalpel.”
Smack!
Jia, unable to hold back any longer, strikes his back.
“Stop joking around! He’s really unconscious! Hey! CEO!”
Haha, that’s hilarious!
Isn’t this crazy? lol
I can’t translate this as it appears to be corrupted or nonsensical Korean text with repeated laughter characters (ㅋㅋㅋ). It doesn’t form a coherent word or phrase.
What the heck????ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The Knight Order’s camera blankly streams the situation.
“No. He’s not unconscious. Team Leader Seojia.”
“What? Then what is it? Could it be… he, he’s dead!? He’s dead….”
Now Jia’s expression looks like she might faint.
At this absurd statement, the Knight Order members quickly lower their cameras.
Pop!
‘What? He, he’s dead….’
‘I… I’m going crazy!’
‘We’re screwed. We’re doomed.’
-???
-What’s with the camera
Are you dying? lol
No way, seriously? ㅋㅋㅋ
-For real???
lol
That’s when it happened.
“No. Team Leader Seojia. Your deduction is wrong.”
Thud.
Sanghyeon suddenly appeared, leaning against the conference room door and shaking his head.
-What? Is that Sang-hyun Yu?
Lol, you’re such a big shot
The audio comes through fine, so why lower the camera lol
Jia cried out in disbelief.
“Wh… what… deduction is wrong! And where have you been, showing up now!?”
Just when the Knight Order was supposed to arrive, he’d gone to the bathroom alone. And now he suddenly appears saying the deduction is wrong?
Sanghyeon ignored Jia’s question, shaking his head and muttering.
“Sigh. This is why you can’t have deep conversations with someone who hasn’t visited Aseng in over three years. Listen, Juhyeok….”
Why is he calling Juhyeok?
Jia looked back and forth between them in confusion.
“Yeah. I agree. Hyeon.”
The two of them looked at each other, smiling and nodding together.
‘What on earth is this!?’
‘What. These crazy people.’
‘Someone died! Someone!’
The Knight Order and Jia couldn’t understand this insane situation.
“Now. Let me show you. The secret of the crime scene.”
Poke—
Sanghyeon suddenly poked Macaron in the ribs.
“Ah, ahahaha!”
Macaron woke up, ticklish and laughing.
“….”
From an unconscious person to a dead person, and now suddenly resurrected—Macaron.
The Department Manager Jang Production employees were startled.
“This is insane!”
“Wh, what? He’s really alive?”
“I’m telling you, he was never dead in the first place!”
The Knight Order, witnessing this, murmured.
“Th, this too is the work of Daegam…!?”
“You can even bring people back to life?”
“As expected of Daegam’s schemes….”
Click!
The camera was raised again.
“These crazy bastards saying they’ve never died lolol”
-?
-???
-What the heck kkk
-It was an act lol
-Daegam’s conspiracy kkk
-Why did that guy pretend to pass out in the first place kkkkk
-Wait, what kind of content is this???kk
“This person was awake from the start. He was just pretending to be unconscious.”
Juhyeok spoke to everyone like a detective announcing the full details of some incident, while Macaron’s face flushed red and he hung his head.
Jia looked back and forth between Juhyeok and Sanghyeon with bewildered eyes.
“No, wait, how did you even know that!? Hey!?”
Still, Jia maintained formal speech in front of the employee and camera.
At that, Juhyeok passed the baton to Sanghyeon with a glance.
Sanghyeon shrugged and laughed arrogantly.
Heh.
“Well. Back in the Aseng days. In our department, at least one person would pretend to pass out from overwork every week. So I developed an eye for distinguishing it.”
-This is insane kkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkkkk
-???: If you say Aseng office worker… does that answer it?
-A… Aseng…
-Damn kkkkkkkkk
-Does that even count as an answer?kkkk
-The birth of Bioyeokto…
-Lol kkkkkkk
“Probably when Juhyeok carried him. Macaron felt lighter than expected. Real unconscious people’s bodies are heavier than they look.”
-Bodies lol kkk
-Are you insane lolkk
-Is this really a sketch or what kkkkkk
-This is a sitcom, right?
Almondil’s perfect deduction.
Everyone clicked their tongues at those words.
Even the employees of Department Manager Jang’s production company, where overtime was brutal.
‘Insane company.’
‘Of course… the strongest place.’
‘Is this real?’
‘Damn. Block Department Manager Jang’s ears.’
Then someone posed a sharp question.
“Wait, hold on?”
It was Bontovi.
“So you’re saying you developed the sense to distinguish between real and fake weight…?”
Sanghyeon nodded.
“Exactly. Since we had people actually passing out every week, it was easy to compare. With so many samples.”
“….”
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkkkk
-Who’s the malingerer? Almondil
Haha, seriously though lol
-Sample lol
-Wait, you’re serious? Not joking?kkkkkkk
-Insane company kkkkk
-Wow
The company of real men is crazy/insane.
As expected, reasoning is Amondo ㄷㄷ
“Heh.”
Juhyeok nods with satisfaction.
“At least I didn’t waste my time at the company. Hyeon.”
“Same to you, Hyeok.”
-What are these guys doing kkkkkkk
-Really scary bastards kkkkk
-“They’re problems but the strongest”
-So the Knight Order members came to a company run by those guys?kkk
-Don’t be proud about it kkkkk
-This is hell
-Crazy Mixnuts kkkkkkk
Juhyeok extends his hand to Macaron, who stands bewildered and dazed.
“Macaron. Welcome to Mixnuts.”
“….”
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-It’s like joining the investigation corps kkkkk
-Welcome to hell~
-Is this Macaron’s first time here?
-No kkkkk
-Dedicate your heart, Macaron
Macaron couldn’t refuse and took his hand.
‘But why isn’t anyone asking why I pretended to faint the moment I arrived?’
It felt like an important question had been skipped over.
Clap!
“Alright, so Macaron has been resurrected! Should we really have that company dinner now?”
Juhyeok rolls up both his sleeves and raises them.
Everyone cheers.
“Yaaaay!”
“Dinner! Dinner! Dinner!”
“This is real Korean beef, right?! Huh?! That’s right, isn’t it?!”
“The Daegam’s~ grace~ is~ like the heavens~!”
The Knight Order was in high spirits on their own, and Department Manager Jang’s production team was equally excited.
Macaron couldn’t help but wave his arms along with them.
‘Wait, I actually passed out for a moment there… Why isn’t anyone asking about it?’
Macaron couldn’t shake the feeling that he’d somehow ended up in the wrong place.

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