Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1189

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 74
24. The Remnants of Aseng (3)
Mixnuts’ new beginning.
Jia and Sanghyeon could well imagine how much Juhyeok had been anticipating this moment.
But Juhyeok’s expectations far exceeded what the two of them could have imagined.
“…A, an article came out?”
Jia heard the shocking news on her way to the rooftop terrace.
“Huh? You didn’t know? An article came out and one of our viewers told us about it!”
Lemon delivered the news with a bright smile, but it was completely new information to Jia.
‘Why would they write an article about such a small company?’
It wasn’t even a new company launch, nor was a building constructed—they had simply relocated.
Publishing an article about that seemed rather odd, didn’t it?
It’s not like there was some obsessive journalist covering them.
Even if there were such a journalist, the editorial department would never approve publishing something with such low viewership potential.
Jia lowered her head and quickly searched for the article on her phone.
‘This is a sponsored article, isn’t it?’
Like blog advertisements, sponsored articles followed a certain format.
‘They paid for the article?!’
Jia was at a loss for words.
How could he pay money to publish an article like this?
‘He’s really lost it, Juhyeok Kim….’
Jia stared at Juhyeok with sharp eyes.
‘….’
She couldn’t find the words.
“Ahahahahaha!”
Look at that man laughing happily while talking with Department Manager Jang and Danmuji.
His face showed not a trace of worry, only happiness.
‘I’ve never seen him enjoy something like that before.’
When they first met, he was like a frightening calculator of a man.
But now that side of him was rarely visible.
Whether something had changed in his eyes or whether he himself had changed.
“Excuse us!”
“Oh, yes….”
Bontovi and the employees of Jang Production came rushing out carrying chairs.
They marveled at the view of the terrace.
“Wow. The weather’s nice today.”
“Perfect weather for slaughtering a cow….”
Strange small talk was exchanged.
“By the way, I was disappointed when I saw you, Bontovi.”
“Yes? Why?”
“Tank~ I didn’t think you’d only do that.”
“…Tank!?”
Giggle.
The Department Manager Jang Production employees were dying of laughter.
“Looks like we’ve got ourselves a streamer.”
Sanghyeon emerged from behind, muttering to himself.
He was carrying all sorts of vegetable wraps and plates in his hands.
“Yeah. I’ll help you carry some.”
Jia tried to help with what Sanghyeon was holding, but he refused.
The amount was honestly too embarrassing to split.
“No, it’s fine. Compared to what Goguma’s got, this is nothing.”
“Goguma…?”
A groaning sound echoed from the bottom of the stairs.
“Uuuugh!”
“…!”
He was carrying every single type of liquid—beer, soju, cola, cider—all at once.
By weight, that had to be close to 50 kilograms, right?
“Ah, no, why didn’t you split this up!?”
“We split it equally.”
“?”
“The number of lettuce leaves I’m carrying matches the number of beer cans.”
“…Did you really count all of that?”
“Yeah.”
I almost envied his ability to count all that.
But matching them one-to-one like that was nothing short of pure malice.
hahahahaha
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text. It appears to contain informal/slang Korean with unclear or possibly misspelled elements that don’t form standard words, making accurate translation difficult.
Haha, that’s hilarious!
That’s absolutely insane lol
The camera mounted on Goguma’s shoulder captured the viewers watching through the stream bursting into laughter.
“P-Please… help me. J-Just once. That person… no, the Daegam absolutely won’t help, haha….”
“Oh, yes!”
Jia quickly went down and grabbed the handle to help.
Thud─
‘Wow.’
It was incredibly heavy.
“Ugh…! How… did it come to this?”
“W-Well, I lost a bet….”
“What kind of bet did you make to lose to that person?”
That person lol
-lol for real
-There’s no VNS metric here either~
-But Goguma kkk
Here’s what actually happened.
When I went shopping, Sanghyeon and I were dividing up the items to carry.
Sanghyeon said he’d take the lettuce wraps and vegetables, and that it was exactly the same weight as the beer cans, soju bottles, and drink bottles combined.
“How could I possibly accept such a claim? Impossible! Almondil! That’s what I shouted!”
Hngh. Hngh.
Goguma grunted under the heavy weight while speaking enthusiastically.
“Then he asked if I was confident. Of course I was confident. But thinking about it now, I can’t even do basic math, so I don’t know why I was so sure. I just didn’t think about the fact that my brother would actually get it right.”
Apparently, Goguma didn’t really know that Almond was quite good at mathematics.
When Jia told him, he was surprised.
“Wasn’t that just a lie? Like Ttok-cheong?”
-kkkkkkkkkkk
Hahahahaha, that’s hilarious!
-There’s so much fabrication I’m getting confused now kkk
This is also Amondoil’s strategy.
-Like Ttok-cheong kkkkkkk
“Ttok-cheong isn’t lying either.”
Whoosh─
The shopping basket suddenly became lighter, and I saw that Juhyeok had stepped in.
Jia’s eyes widened in surprise.
“Oh… I can carry it though…”
“No. I’ll get it done quick.”
Juhyeok took the basket from Jia’s hands and lifted it with tremendous strength to move it.
“Uh, uh…!”
Goguma was practically being dragged along.
Hmph.
That’s an impressive amount of strength.
The shopping basket, which had felt impossibly heavy just moments before, was instantly moved to the table.
“Wow… th-thank you so much, hyung!”
Goguma bowed naturally.
-What is this, the mafia? kkk
-Hyung!
-Where did Hodu come from? kkkkk
-But his physique is legit hyung-level kkk
That dog is scary lol
-If someone that scary is the CEO, someone like Macaron would actually faint
“Thank you for coming. Goguma. Please enjoy your meal.”
Smile.
Juhyeok offered a greeting that was truly befitting of a major corporation, patting my shoulder.
‘I need to make a good impression and recruit all of them.’
Juhyeok seemed to think he was pitching the Streamers.
This was a very mistaken conviction.
He was born so fundamentally different from Streamers that he had no idea what Goguma was actually thinking.
“J-… Damn, this company’s scary.”
-kkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkk
-lolkkkkkk
-How does the CEO even compete if he’s got good physicals too?
-Is he working 24-hour overtime?kkkkk
-He’s a high-tier human with strength and height and shit…
-The aura of being so well-connected…
Goguma muttered to the camera while eyeing Jia and Juhyeok.
“No, uh, everyone, did I maybe… get a little too close to Jia?…?”
Goguma, noticing there was something between those two, asked carefully.
-kkkkkkkkwho knows
-how would we know
-male territorial behavior dd
-oo seems like it
-back off a bit
-if you get any closer you’re really gonna get smacked by the yaksha oo
-the king’s handsome though~
-you’re about to go into the barbecue machine and become fertile
Like Streamer, like Viewer.
Goguma’s viewers all seemed to think similarly.
Because of such an overwhelming presence, it didn’t look like pure help.
“Damn it! I just lost a bet, that’s all!?”
Goguma grumbled and recounted the number of lettuce wraps and drinks again.
A music major, it had been ages since I’d dealt with math.
‘I… I have no idea.’
I honestly didn’t even know why Sanghyeon’s count was correct.
I just admitted it because I was embarrassed about not being able to count.
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkwhy’d you stop counting kkkk
-scratching his head like that is actually hilarious kkk
-he’s definitely ttok-cheong compared to this guy kkkk
-this is the gold average oo
“Gobong! Come here and carry more of this!”
After wasting a bit of time, a sharp command flew from Sanghyeon.
-Daegam kkk
-Gobong lol kkk
-Gobong kkk
I went back to being single ㅠㅠㅠ ㅋㅋ
-San Hyeon
“Ah, oh my goodness! Daegam!”
Even as everyone bustled about doing their own thing(?),
there was one person standing awkwardly in an uncertain spot, fidgeting nervously.
‘I… what am I supposed to be doing? I’ve never seen any of these people before, have I? Why does it feel so natural?’
It was Macaron—Jeehu Kim.
Not knowing what to do, he went back inside from the terrace.
There must be something to help with inside—he headed to the kitchen.
People gathered around, murmuring as they watched.
“Alright! I’m making sashimi!”
It was Pangeo.
He had brought the fish he’d caught here himself and was killing it right before their eyes.
Flop, flop!
The fish thrashed desperately, begging for its life.
Whack!
Smack!
Bang!
Pangeo knocked it out in an instant.
“Wow!”
Clap clap clap.
The audience applauded.
“You have to knock it out like this before processing—it’s much safer. You understand?”
-kkkkkkk nice
-Showing off your skills, bro
-Wow, he took it down in one shot here too!
-I’m proud of Pangeo
-He killed it! (for real)
His viewers were delighted.
But Macaron was terrified.
‘That… somehow looks like me.’
The unconscious fish somehow resembled himself.
Like a newly hired recruit who’d just been brought in.
And he was knocking it out like that… and then—
killing it without hesitation.
Even smiling while doing it.
He was skinning it alive, filleting the meat.
Soon, an elegant plate of sashimi is completed.
“Ta-da~”
-Wow
-Your skills are improving kkk
-Isn’t this the star of the party?
-kkkkkkkkk wow
-Now it looks legit kkk

* * *
About thirty minutes had passed.
Finally, all the preparations were complete, and numerous people gathered around the table.
Macaron somehow ended up sitting among them as well.
‘I was in my room just yesterday… this is insane… isn’t this too much stimulation…’
It seemed like there were more people here than all the people I’d seen combined over the past three years.
“Macaron. Here.”
Jia approached and handed me a beer can.
“You drink beer, right?”
“Ah…”
My face flushed as if I’d already been drinking.
‘She’s… my boss.’
This was the first time seeing her face in person.
She was the only person I communicated with, and it felt like being understood.
But she’s prettier than I expected.
Not the flashy glamour of a celebrity, but an everyday kind of beauty…
‘What are you thinking? Jeehu Kim. Get a grip! You’re just overwhelmed by the stimulation.’
Then again, there probably weren’t many people who didn’t look beautiful to Macaron right now.
“You do drink, right? We’re going to make a toast.”
At my strange reaction, Jia asks once more.
“Yes, yes!”
About three seconds after Jia’s announcement, Juhyeok stands up from his seat.
“Alright~!”
He raises his glass like the Statue of Liberty and asks.
“Everyone has their streams on, right?”
Normally, he’d tell people to turn off their broadcasts.
But Juhyeok insisted on keeping the streams on.
“Yes~!”
“We’re on!”
The Streamers chant in unison.
Sanghyeon also turns on his broadcast at this moment and sets up his portable camera.
After making eye contact with Sanghyeon, Juhyeok
“Thank you all for being here at the start of Mixnuts.”
Similar reactions flowed from every streamer’s broadcast.
Haha, seriously lol
I’m tired of dealing with you lol
That’s crazy lolol
-This is literally the most popular broadcast I’ve ever seen…
That’s a company dinner.
-Is this… Aseng?
Almond’s broadcast, which had just started, had an even stronger reaction.
-?
-???
-What?
-A company dinner?
Hahahahaha
-This is triggering PTSD?
-Wow
-Not the CEO?
No, the title says it’s for the knights’ club bonding lol what a load of crap lol
Sseung.
Before giving his toast, Juhyeok places a walnut hat on his head.
‘Probably. He’s going to give a toast.’
Jia whispers a warning to Macaron in advance.
It was a kind of jump-scare warning for the faint of heart.
Why would a toast require such precautions? Someone like Juhyeok Kim would probably never understand in his entire life.
“The toast is! Godori!”
“Ooooh!”
Department Manager Jang and Pangeo got excited.
That was exactly their age group.
“Let’s become leaders who enjoy pain and challenges!”
“Let’s become them!”
Thud!
“!”
All the streamers had the same thought.
‘That day, humanity remembered….’
‘The massive wall, the wall… it existed.’
‘I… was living in a world like this.’
In the corners of society they hadn’t participated in, company dinners must have been like this.
But still, they were glad they hadn’t done it.
‘I can’t do this.’
This summer day’s blazing corporate insider sensibility, hot as the sun.
Those without immunity experience a pain that pierces to the bone.
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkk
-Godori!kkkkk
-Damn kkkkk
-At this point, I’m just genuinely charmed kkkkkkk
-This is it~
-Kyaa
-The millennial vibes are insane
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-The Streamers are all speechless in front of him kkkkkkk
But the real problem starts here.
“Kyaaaa!”
“Wow, that’s refreshing.”
“That’s killer!”
After everyone took a satisfying sip.
“So, we have someone making their first appearance at our company today!”
“!”
A bombshell announcement from Juhyeok that even Jia hadn’t anticipated.
“Ma! Ca! Ron!”
Waaaaaaa!
All eyes turned to Macaron as thunderous applause erupted.
“Macaron, why don’t you give us a toast!”

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