Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1187
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 72
24. Remnants of Aseng (1)
The Knight Order.
They were all waiting for the day Almond’s placement exam would end.
So naturally, everyone had heard the rumors to some extent.
“Daegam lost.”
At Danmuji’s bad news, Hong-cha nodded.
“I saw it… Tsk.”
“Oh no. We’re about to start practice matches soon. If we mess this up, we’re going to have a real disaster on our hands, aren’t we!?”
Goguma made a fuss.
-kkkkkkk
-The world isn’t Seok, Gobong…
-Still living in Nolchi… kkkkk
Haha, seriously
Goguma’s viewers laughed at the ridiculous statement.
“Hmm.”
“Uh…”
Yet none of the Knight Order members could easily dismiss Goguma’s concerns as baseless.
Based on Almond’s usual temperament—though all they’d ever seen of him was in Seok—
If he was in a very bad mood, a disaster was certainly possible.
They vividly remembered Almond, who had looked down upon countless souls becoming increasingly corrupted without batting an eye.
“Really? Seriously? Hey, older sister! Older brother! Daegam opened a new office for his company!”
That was when it happened.
One of Lemon’s viewers was scrolling through articles and spotted something interesting.
It was a very simple and small article about Mixnuts, the streamer management company led by Almond, launching from a new building.
It was truly a meaningless article, but Juhyeok, who valued appearances, had distributed it to journalists he knew.
It naturally got exposure to those who frequently saw streamer-related articles, and it caught the viewers’ eyes.
lol
The building owner is crazy.
-Wow
-Amazing
-Mixnuts kkkkk
-Do you get Almond, Hodu, and Peanut all there? kkk
-Mixnuts rule seems a bit much though;
Goguma’s eyes widened.
“Whoa. How much money did he make? Insane. He built a building?”
They were moving to a larger office, but because it was described ambiguously, it caused a massive misunderstanding.
“He sold Bioyeokto and built a building…”
Danmuji also looked at the article Lemon had linked in Disworld with curiosity.
lol
-Sold Bioyeokto and built a building
-The only thing that became fertile was Daegam’s bank account~
-kkk
-Owl Black really does exist… in reality.
As if they had actually sold Bioyeokto and constructed a building, Hong-cha cuts in sharply.
“Hey. You don’t seriously think he built a building by selling Bioyeokto, do you?”
She had assumed everyone would agree with her.
“What are you talking about, Cha-young?”
Instead, Goguma’s eyes widen as she explains.
“You probably don’t know because you already had plenty of viewers, but think about how many viewers Danmuji and I gained. That Nolchima content was absolutely massive, I’m telling you?”
“…Well, that’s true.”
Hong-cha hesitates slightly at the mention of viewer counts.
Goguma seizes the moment and keeps talking.
“And Daegam was the main star of that Nolchima content. So just how many views and money would have come in? This is almost….”
Goguma lets her imagination run wild and starts conjuring up astronomical figures.
“I bet he made tens of billions a day.”
-kkk
-What kind of math is that? kkk
-Legend of music major calculations
-kkk
-kkk
-Tens of billions a day is insane kkk
“By your logic, he could almost buy Aseng?”
“Right. He might even buy it soon.”
Goguma steps on the accelerator even harder, as if the criticism was justified.
“So! We should go right now and congratulate Daegam on his new office building!”
“…?”
Ding!
That’s when it happened.
As if by fate, a Discord message from Almond to coordinate schedules.
[Daegam: I think I’m going to skip streaming today and have a company dinner instead. My condition isn’t great…]
Streamers don’t schedule things too tightly unless it’s a collaboration broadcast.
Because you never know how things will flow.
The Knight Order had a rough promise to gather on Discord and have a meeting once the placement exam ended.
He was asking to push it to the next day.
That’s when Goguma quickly sent a message.
[Goguma: Wait, Daegam~ You moved to a new office?! We should buy you a gift!]
Hong-cha sees the message and rolls her eyes in disbelief.
“Wow. You’re incredible? How do you butter people up like that?”
“Butter people up?”
Goguma shakes his head.
“It’s not rude, it’s loyalty.”
-Loyalty kkk
-Isn’t that just Bong?
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-Bong please
Flattery and loyalty are completely different things.
Anyway, that’s how it is.
Meanwhile, Danmuji, who had been sitting quietly and properly, sends a message.
“Danmuji: Wow, the company building is so cool. Can we go there too?”
An audacious proposal that raises the stakes.
“What? Where are you suddenly trying to go!?”
Hong-cha shouts, and Goguma also chimes in.
“Hey! Do you even know where that place is before you go barging in!?”
-He said he’s going and then kkkkk
-Wait is he actually going???
-There’s no way he’s going kkkkkkk
-Wouldn’t that be a burden?
In the meantime, Hong-cha and Lemon quietly send messages.
[Hong-cha: Huh? We were supposed to film a bonding content anyway. Should we just do it today?]
[Lemon: Sounds good sounds goodddd hehehehe]
“Whoa! Are you all saying one thing and doing another right now!?”
Now Danmuji is the one scolding the two of them.
“Isn’t this being too disrespectful to Daegam!?”
“Hey! You were the one who sent the message first saying you’d go! And your yellow head is being even more disrespectful!”
-Yellow head kkkkkkkkkkk
-Suddenly personal attacks kkkkk
-So they’re really going? kkk
-This would be legendary if they go kkkkk
-It’s just them joking around
The viewers mostly thought this was just a fun exchange of messages.
The Knight Order members probably thought the same thing.
The viewers enjoyed it when they exaggerated anyway.
They were probably just speaking more enthusiastically.
But then─
[Almond: Wow. Sounds good? Let’s do it today]
Doodung!
Almond has accepted.
He even says it’s good.
-?
-??
-…?
-Does he not have a normal daily life? kkk
-What? kkk Is this real?
-???
A camaraderie-building event plus tour of Almond’s new office building, decided far too spontaneously.
“?”
“…?”
“Huh?”
The Knight Order members, who had been about to rush off, stared at each other in bewilderment.
‘What is this? Hey. What do we do?’
‘No idea. Damn it.’
‘Wait, do we really have to go now?’
They never expected Almond to actually accept this.
They thought Almond would just get flustered in an endearing way.
Suddenly asking them to come?
There’s no backing out of this.
‘The viewers saw all of this?’
It was the Disworld chat that all the viewers were watching.
Ding.
[kkkkk donated 10,000 won.]line>
[Oh I get it, this is scripted right? This was planned content from the start?]
Ah, I see. This is all staged, right? This was planned content from the beginning, wasn’t it?
Even a donation came in questioning whether this was a pre-planned setup.
-Oh is that really it?
-Total setup kkkkkkk
-For real?
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-Nah~
-So we’re really going today? kkk
Danmuji waves his hand.
“Ahaha… S-scripted? No, it’s not like that.”
Ding.
[Actually donated 5,000 won.]
[Just poked him pretending to be crazy~ but then met actual crazy and the Knight Order got flustered, so thumbs up~]
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkk
-Lolkkkkkkk
-That’s gotta be it? kkkkkkk
-For real?
Things are spiraling out of control.
[Nim just donated 10,000 won.]
[After saying all that, you’re really not going?]
[No way, Nim just donated 10,000 won.]
[You’re bringing at least a high-end toaster as a gift, right?]
[Wait, Nim just donated 4,000 won.]
[You’re buying the CEO a luxury imported car as a gift, right?]
Donations pouring in from each Knight Order member’s room scatter across DisWorld in all directions.
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkk
-An imported car as a gift lmaooo
-Oh no, did you really not prepare a gift~
Danmuji and Goguma, relatively cautious by nature, exchanged glances and pondered how to respond.
But then?
There was one woman who drove the final nail into the coffin.
“…I, I’m going!”
Hong-cha, bristling alone, just blurts it out.
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-It’s over
-For real she’s going~
-Let’s go~kkkk
-Danmuji’s expression lolol
“Sigh… this is, insane.”
* * *
And so, Mixnuts arrived at their destination.
They had stopped by an electronics mall and each brought back a large gift.
‘Insane. I just spent all my donation money today.’
‘A legend… they actually came….’
‘Ugh, this is heavy.’
‘Wow~ nice.’
Each of them harbored such thoughts as they entered through the lobby.
Of course, being streamers, they had to deliver their lines.
“Oh… this, this place… is the Daegam’s residence, I see.”
“Indeed. It is said to be always bustling with corrupt officials bearing bribes….”
-kkkkkkkkkkkkk
-What historical drama are they filming kkk
-That’s literally you guys kkk
-kkkkkk
The Knight Order waited in front of the elevator, chattering excitedly.
“What floor was it again….”
“Here, it’s written here.”
Hong-cha pointed to the directory sign next to the elevator.
The business names were listed by floor.
[15F. Mixnuts]
Tap.
In that moment, Hong-cha’s hand brushed against someone else’s.
“Oh, my apologies.”
“Uh, uh-huh…!”
The man stumbled backward in shock.
‘Why is he acting like that?’
Hong-cha tilted his head at the strange reaction.
‘Insane. Is, is that Hong-cha?’
The man couldn’t help but be startled.
He was one of Almond’s main editors, after all.
‘Why did he suddenly come here? Does he live nearby?’
Macaron harbored such innocent thoughts.
He couldn’t possibly imagine that the CEO would not only drag this hikikomori out to work but also prepare such a fantastic party.
Ding~
The elevator doors opened.
Macaron reached to press the floor button.
“….”
It was already pressed.
Without turning around, he confirmed their appearances through the faint reflections in the elevator doors.
‘Lemon… Danmuji, Hong-cha, Goguma… they’re a crazy Knight Order? And the 15th floor at that? What is this? What on earth is going on?’
Hong-cha asks from beside me.
“Which floor are you heading to?”
“Ah… I, I’m also…”
“Ah. Same floor?”
“Yes.”
Whoosh.
The elevator doors slide open.
Macaron’s vision suddenly blurs for a moment.
“Bam~~~!”
A large man appears and spreads both arms wide, and
Surprisingly, he’s wearing something shaped like a walnut on his head.
Pop~
He shoots off something like a birthday cracker.
Bam!
Several employees beside him blow party horns together.
On their heads were hats shaped like various nuts—peanuts, macadamia nuts, pistachios.
“Welcome to Mixnuts!”
“???”
Even the Knight Order was bewildered by this bizarre sight, and the viewers were no different.
-kkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkk lol
-Is this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? kkk
-Wow that walnut kkk look at that shiny thing kkk
-Is that really a walnut?
-What kind of concept is this again? kkkkkk
-Room expert lol kkkkk
-Looks like an office sitcom kkk
While everyone laughs excitedly,
Thud─
“Whoa whoa whoa!?”
“Ahhhhh!”
Danmuji Goguma suddenly screams.
“What is it? What’s wrong?”
“Ah, no wait! Someone! Someone just collapsed!?”
Macaron has fainted.
-?
-…?
-Did they really get that startled???
-What? kkkkk
-Huh?
‘I… I’m a member of society too…’
Macaron unconsciously muttered these words with difficulty.
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