Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1059

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 190
61. The Boston Tea Party (2)
The Paprika Mine.
Where Zelru and the miners were completely overturning the iron ore industry.
Surprisingly, this was a shallow area of the Paprika Mine.
If compared to an underground parking garage, it was happening around the 1st to 2nd basement levels.
This mine extended all the way down to the 5th basement level—a truly deep excavation.
Those on the 5th basement level had no idea what was happening on the 1st to 2nd levels.
[Orange]
Orange in particular was digging all the way to the very end of the 5th level, so she couldn’t possibly know.
Clang!
Clang!
“Ugh. Where is Huchoo and what’s she doing?”
-For real
-Why no word from her?
-Let’s just live like this lol
-But mining’s actually pretty lucrative?
In fact, he was becoming the only member of the Rocket Squad to develop a pro-work mentality.
There were two reasons for this.
First, he naturally weighed profits quickly.
Second, mining was his true calling.
The Knight Order always welcomed talented individuals, and if he mined properly, he could earn substantial sums.
Especially this system where he could sell minerals directly without even going to the surface—it was truly revolutionary.
“Everyone. Perhaps all our problems stem from the moment we ascend to the surface…”
Having experienced this revolution, Orange couldn’t help but utter such words.
-LOLOLOLOLOL for real
-It’s just comfortable here~
-Cozy basement lol
-Honestly, isn’t Aseng’s system better than Gort’s?
-LMAO
-He’s adapted…
The viewers seemed quite in agreement.
Some viewers even sent donations.
Ding.
[Viewer donated 20,000 won.]
[Just occasionally say “Oh my, great lord~!” and money gets duplicated lol]
-LOLOLOL for real
-Honestly, the “Oh my, lord” thing is pretty intense lol
-That’s actually hard? You ignoring the bonus flash?
-If you mess up the timing, you get hit with a sword;
-HAHAHAHA, this is hilarious
-Just become a servant at Almond’s estate
Viewers saying that saying “Ohhh Almondddd” is harder than mining.
Which means mining is that easy.
“Let me think about it a bit more first.”
Orange says he’ll think about it, but his arms are already swinging a pickaxe.
Clang!
-HAHAHAHA, your body’s already a miner though?
-…It’s way too familiar to call it anything else HAHA
-He’s definitely living better than when he was a Paprika miner HAHAHA
In the midst of this─
“?”
Clang!
The pickaxe transmits a different sensation.
‘What’s this?’
Orange swings the pickaxe once more.
Crash!
It feels even stranger than before.
“Huh? Is the mine over here?”
He thought the mining had ended.
“!”
A peculiar light seeps through the dirt pile.
‘What is this?’
He quickly digs away the other blocks beside it.
Scrape scrape…!
A bluish light he’s never seen before appears.
He digs around it more.
Gradually, it reveals its form.
“Why, why is this so big?”
What Orange discovered was just the tip of the iceberg.
-Whoa whoa whoa
-What is this
-Huh?
-Major discovery whoa
Orange excitedly dug around that area more intensely to reveal its form.
It was a massive blue gemstone.
A mysterious light was radiating from within it.
Then─
Boom!
[Sealed Saint]
The name of this object appeared on the screen.
“…Wow.”
-Gasp
-The Sealed Saint??
-The Sealed Saint is what??
-What kind of game is this lol was it this kind of game lolol
-She must be inside it?
-Lol no way
Curiosity about the term “Sealed Saint” rose in the chat.
Orange tilted his head in confusion as well.
‘Now that I think about it, the Sealed Saint….’
He approached closer to the blue jewel and peered inside it.
The light was blinding, but he widened his eyes and thrust his large head forward to look.
Then he saw it.
“!”
An avatar with long silver hair inside the jewel.
She was crouched on the ground, but both her arms were bound and lifted as if in crucifixion.
Power was being drained from her toward somewhere.
-Ooooh
-Wow she’s really there
-Creepy
-?
-What is this and what do we do?
“…But why isn’t that person rendered as a big head?”
-Lololol
-For real
-She has a different resolution
-Can Seok create something like that??
-She must be a really important character??
-By Almondil’s deduction method, she’s definitely the protagonist lol
-She’s so pretty? If Seok made her to that level, he must’ve worked insanely hard lolol
Knock knock.
Orange tapped the jewel casually.
It didn’t look like it would break easily at first glance.
He was trying to test its hardness.
But then─
〔Only those who have gazed longest into darkness shall see the light first.〕
The Sealed Saint’s voice was heard.
“Uh, uh-what?!”
Orange, who was naturally timid, stumbled backward and even fell over.
Uuuuoooong…!
A brilliant blue light surged forth, and the ground trembled.
Flash.
The Sealed Saint’s eyes opened.
And she spoke directly with her own voice.
〔Therefore, you who toil in the depths of darkness, I am your light.〕

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Meanwhile, in Cheese Village.
There, the effects of Balloon Gum’s legendary-tier trolling were rolling along like an ever-growing snowball.
“Extra! Extra! Extrrrrra!”
The NPCs, having learned the shocking information, began spreading rumors to each other frantically.
“I mean, this village’s guardian supposedly earned money by burning residents to death!”
“There’s supposedly a factory down below where they burn people!”
“The Almond supposedly roasts and eats people!”
The rumor began transforming in increasingly bizarre ways beyond anyone’s control.
“I’m… losing it….”
Balloon Gum’s eyes spun wildly.
“What do I do about this!? What!? What do I do!?”
-Just give up lol
-Log out lmaooo
-What can you do when you’re breakdancing in the plaza lmaooo
-Do something at least lmaooo
Balloon Gum could neither advance nor retreat, fidgeting anxiously.
Even when I grabbed individual NPCs and tried to explain it wasn’t true.
“Hey! It’s not true! It’s not… that’s not what happened!”
“Huh? What do you mean!?”
“The rumors about Almond right now! They’re all lies!”
“Ah… I see!”
“Yeah.”
The moment I left, another NPC would come right over and say it again.
“So Almond supposedly smokes and roasts people to eat them?”
“Gasp. H-how could such a thing!?”
Balloon Gum tore at my hair.
“This is insane!!”
hahahahahahahaha
That’s legendary lolololol
The King of Trolls lol
What am I supposed to do, seriously lol
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
Ding.
[ㅉㅉ donated 50,000 won]
[Are you trying to block the sky with your palm?]
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA real
-Truth prevails!
-Down with the Knight Order
-HAHAHAHA this is hilarious
Upon reading the donation message, Balloon Gum let out another scream.
“Ahhhhhhhhh!”
It was pure panic incarnate.
Then someone rushed over from behind in a flurry.
“Hyung!!”
It was Dotorimuk.
He proposed a solution.
“A, an article! Write an article!”
“Huh?”
“If you write an article, the NPCs will believe it!!”
“!”
Balloon Gum’s eyes widened as he nodded.
“Y, yeah. That would work!?”
There was no need to convince them one by one.
Writing an article would automatically inject it into the NPCs’ minds.
“Hurry! If the streamers hear about this, we’re done for! Hyung!”
Dotorimuk, who yearned to achieve his solitary Owl Black dream.
He desperately urged Balloon Gum on, but.
He didn’t know.
That someone as bad at games as Balloon Gum would do strange things the more he was rushed or pressured.
“Y, yeah! Yeah! What should I write?!”
Whoosh.
He unfolded the storyteller’s paper used for articles and opened a window.
[Article Creation]
[Enter content.]
“Just write something quick! If the players hear about this, we’re in trouble!”
“O, okay!”
Tap tap tap tap tap.
He summoned a virtual keyboard and began typing frantically.
[The rumors about the Knight Order are clearly false rumors]
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There is a rumor circulating in Cheese Village.
It is an absurd rumor claiming that Almond roasts people to make Bioyeokto.
This was merely a ghost story that the Residents had fabricated as a special summer horror segment, completely lacking in credibility.
The Residents must never react to such rumors if they happened to hear them, nor should they spread them.
==== ====
Whoosh!
The bulletin board unfurled and was plastered squarely in the plaza.
-?
Are you crazy? Hahahaha
“Hey bro, the title seems a bit weird lol”
No, seriously haha
-A summer horror special in the dead of winter? What’s wrong with you
-Hyung, you’re actually a counter-revolutionary, aren’t you?
-Damn, we’re done for
Even if it’s not the title, the content is hilarious lol
What rumors ㅋㅋㅋ This article itself seems like a rumor ㅋㅋㅋ
-The world’s first Neapolitan-style horror article
After reading the article, Dotorimuk was utterly dumbfounded.
“….”
His viewers were in stitches.
hahahahahahaha
-Why would you provoke Kkeom like that…
Hahaha, seriously
-There’s someone who won the championship with such a Kkeom? Truly worthy of being called Almond.
-Wow… A troll beyond imagination, real talk
-Whatever you imagine, he shows you less than that!
-I’m realizing that even trolling has its levels… Just JOAT
Once a bulletin board was posted, it couldn’t be taken down for a full day.
While it was possible to add additional columns for new articles, already posted articles couldn’t be removed.
If that were possible, the Residents’ mechanics would be tangled up in real time.
So this bulletin board remained up for a full 24 hours in Seok time.
Residents appeared one by one to read the article and leave their reactions.
Miho: What is this????? (shocked)
“Wait, so the lord’s kindness was actually hell? That’s crazy.”
Baek-suk: Even being known like this is also thanks to the Minister’s grace… right? ㄷㄷ
-Doughnutz: Balloon Gum, did you drink too much yesterday? That’s tough for our age~
Middle-aged Detective: I have a lot to say but I’m not saying anything lol
-Takoyaki: We’re screwed
The Residents were fools, but the Streamers were not.
The article’s intent was so transparent to anyone with eyes that the Residents instead became crystal clear about what the truth actually was, and each was left in shock.
The server chat, which had been quiet, suddenly erupted with a flurry of messages.
[Shu Cream: You’ve lost it, Almond! H-how could this be possible! You burned people to make Bioyeokto!?]
[Doughnutz: This is at least an impeachment hearing level incident.]
[Pepperoni: W-we… our village was… made by burning living people…]
This chat was visible to any Cheese Village resident, no matter where they were.
And it was the same for those in the Paprika Governor’s Office.
From the Slung Ship, the Blung Ship, to the Sung Ship…
“…What?”
And even the Boong Ship.
“What in the world… is this?”
Oh Mobung ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Damn it lol
Close your eyes, Kichan, please.
Why did you have to find out about this ㅠㅠ
Crazy lolololol
-No way!
Ugh, I can’t watch this. I’ll watch the edited version instead lol

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