Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1058

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 189
61. The Boston Tea Party (1)
Someone in the community drew a cross-section diagram like this and posted it.
The Cheesians lived above ground, while the Paprikans lived underground.
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I drew a cross-section diagram of Paprika Village as it currently stands haha
The Cheesians play in their paradise above ground, while the Paprikans are stuck in the underground hell below.
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A cross-section diagram is a blueprint that cuts through a building to show its vertical relationships.
No diagram could more clearly illustrate the current state of Paprika Village.
Hahahahahahaha
Haha, seriously lol
-This is too much lol
-A diagram can be this brutal
-Cheese parasites lmao
-And people still visit!? Cheese Village!
I’m crying / Sob sob sob
-What are the Paprikans supposed to do lol
The comments overflowed with condolences and sympathy for the Paprikans.
In fact, a post like this even made it to the rankings.
2nd Place) Now I finally understand what “Come Visit” means
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Come visit! Cheese Village! <<< It's telling you to come to Cheese Village. Because going to Paprika Village is hell.
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Haha, damn it lol
-That's real lol
-Now I finally get it, Cheese Father
-He was saving our lives
-Can we really call this the grace of the great one…? haha
As the situations in Cheese Village and Paprika Village diverged so starkly,
[Isn't a Guardian actually what Paprika needs?]
Isn't it time for Team Rocket to show us something? ㅠㅠ
[As a Paprika player I'm so damn angry]
[Everything Cheese plans turns out like this anyway]
Accusations emerged that Paprika was being discriminated against.
In truth, such complaints were inevitable.
Cheese had featured Paprika in his planned content and even turned it into a colony.
The Paprika players had every right to be furious.
-Every decent job in the game belongs to Cheese
└For real
└The Avenger's suppression is seriously legendary management lmao
└And they're making him suffer through fixing it himself, what a joke
└The Avenger crossed the line
-Paprika Village is so barren there's literally nothing to do, how is this supposed to be equal competition?
└For real just a trash village lmao
└Wasn't the problem that the iron mine got wiped early? lol
-The kids couldn't even stream at first and suffered so much. This is too much
└Why did they even accept this kind of project in the first place?
└For real what's the point of all this…
The Cheese players welcomed the current situation.
But among the Paprika players, many seemed genuinely angry.
That was because they could only see the results without knowing the production team's intentions at all.
"…This is a big problem."
Park O-hun scrolls down and scratches his head.
"Public opinion is starting to build momentum."
For now, no inflammatory opinions had yet emerged that would dominate the issue boards.
But soon, they would gradually spread and turn into attacks against the Cheese Village production team.
Department Manager Jang knew this too.
"Hmm…."
No matter how dopamine-addicted someone was, he was still human.
He couldn't enjoy being criticized.
"Just ignore it."
"Pardon?"
"Well, we already gave Paprika a hint. The rest we can explain in the behind-the-scenes later. That was the original intention anyway."
"B-but they're about to get absolutely roasted. You know how the community can be?"
"Tch. Then tell them to watch and create based on that!"
"N-no…."
"That's just how it is. Viewers only see the moment. We're the ones who know and plan everything—why would we let ourselves be swayed by them? Should our entire vision crumble because of a single moment?"
"…."
That was true.
Department Manager Jang simply pressed forward.
"Once they see what we've prepared, they'll change their minds."
"What you've prepared?"
"That thing. The one sleeping down below."
"…Ah. Right. But Dotorimuk just skipped past it… sigh…."
"It's fine. Look here."
Zing.
Department Manager Jang pulls up a certain screen.
'Huh? This is…'
Park O-hun felt like he'd seen this diagram somewhere before.
"That cross-section?"
"This one's real. That other one was just something someone made as a joke. Look here."
That was it.
This was a cross-section of Paprika Village.
The path of the mine they were excavating was visible.
'Huh?'
The mine descended deeper and deeper, reaching toward something.
'I see.'
So in the end, they would reach the final destination this way.
"So this was planned!? Department Manager Jang!"
Park O-hun gazed at him with eyes full of admiration.
Department Manager Jang slowly nodded.
'It's just coincidence. Really.'
The mine just happened to be excavating in that direction.
But the ability lies in seizing such coincidences and transforming them into plans.

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Meanwhile, Almond.
After inspecting each of the miners, he returned to the Governor's Office.
"I think this is about right."
The working holiday system was operating almost flawlessly.
Gobong's exceptional teaching ability and Danbong's system-building capability.
With Danbong creating the system and Gobong implementing it, Paprika had become a perfect cheese village mine.
-Is this endgame content?
Hahaha, the master has done it.
-This is truly endgame content
-Something feels like broadcast material though…
At this point, the village felt there was nothing more to do.
'Perfect timing, right about halfway through…'
A week had passed.
One week remained ahead.
Based on the countless iron ore and items created through the mine, the residents of Cheese Village would each pursue their dreams and advance toward their destinations.
"It's getting late anyway… let's call it a day here…"
He could hunt the dragon somewhere in a dungeon, or explore this world.
These were contents that began once survival-related tasks in Seok gradually wrapped up.
But Almond's true goal remained this.
"Tomorrow, I'll try fishing with the Knight Order."
Splash.
Almond gave a thumbs up and vanished.
Whoosh.
I'm crying / I'm so sad
Oh fishing lol
-Bongsong Knight Order, it's been a while hearing about them
That's insane lol
and lol
-Lol
-Looks like it's ending now
-Finally…
The Great Lord and Bongsong Knight Order's healing camping fishing trip.
Fans, anticipating this, left Almond's stream one by one and headed elsewhere.
Some headed to Cheese Village, while others went to watch certain individuals in Paprika Village.
But….
-Gasp
-Can Almond even fish?
Why of all times lol
-This is why when a tyrant leaves their post…
It didn't seem like things would go smoothly.

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The underground mine of Paprika.
Here, only the sound of pickaxes echoes today as well.
Clang!
Claaaang!
A bizarre sight of all residents desperately mining ore.
"Let's just earn our way out of here!"
Zelru was no exception.
He seemed like he was about to rebel against the Knight Order.
Yet he mined ore with such fervor.
hahahahahaha
Once I got a taste of money, I just couldn't help it lol
If I knew it'd be like this, I should've just stayed mining in Cheese Village ㅠㅠㅠ
-After going in circles, you've finally achieved your father's dream…
-That's literally Warhol lol
That was because Cheese Village was actually paying quite well for minerals.
In truth, it was barely minimum wage.
But for impoverished Paprika, it was an enormous sum.
"Everyone~ this isn't colonization~ it's not labor exploitation~ it's a work visa~ we haven't lost~"
Claaaang!
I mutter excuses to myself as I dig away at the ore in the mine.
After filling my inventory to the brim.
"Phew. I worked hard today too, didn't I?"
"Mother is so proud of you, Zelru."
Zelkosong excitedly heads off to sell the iron ore.
Normally, even the time spent traveling to the village to sell ore would count as money.
But that wasn't the case here.
"Everyone? Take a look at this system our Knight Order created. You don't even need to go up to the village to sell ore? Everything gets handled right here in the mine!"
That's right.
A few knights responsible for collecting minerals were stationed inside the mine.
Mostly bald-headed fellows.
[Yangpa]
Some of them are a bit unsightly, but what can you do when they're buying minerals.
"Oh. You're here? Zelpang, Chopang."
Yangpa and his companions welcome the miners as they arrive.
"Yes, Senior. We've brought this much today."
Yangpa looks at the amount of ore and stares at Zelru and Chocosong.
"You…."
"Why, why are you looking at us like that, Senior?"
Tap.
Yangpa places a hand on my shoulder and speaks.
"You've got talent."
"Huh?"
"Keep it up."
"Uh, uh-hahahaha oh thank you so much!"
Hahahahahahaha
Hahaha, completely assimilated…
-You? You've got talent.
Hahahahaha lol
What the heck is this? ㅋㅋㅋ
"But you know, I have some unfortunate news for you talented folks. The iron ore price today is a bit… ugh…."
Click.
Yangpa points to the price board placed beside him.
The iron ore price had dropped.
"Ah… then, should we wait a bit before selling?"
"That's up to you. But the demand for iron ore has been declining overall recently. Doesn't that mean they've already made everything they need?"
"Ah…."
I scratch my head.
"Even though it's dropped a bit, this much is… well. I'll just sell it."
"Right. Good thinking."
Thunk.
Yangpa weighed the ore and handed over a pouch of gold coins.
"Heading back to the lodgings?"
The miners' quarters were located right inside the mine itself—a respawn point.
Truly, the life of an underground dweller.
"Ah, yes. The lodgings are right next door, so it's incredibly convenient!? Ahahaha!"
"Ahahaha! A true work-from-home warrior! Zelpang!"
Time passed, and by Seok's reckoning, the next day arrived.
Zelpang brought iron ore and obsidian once more.
Since iron ore was falling behind in demand, he'd mined obsidian alongside it.
Obsidian came with greater risk, but he'd accepted it to earn money.
"Oh. This much obsidian?"
"Yes. Ha… So now… Huh? Why is the price like this?"
But the obsidian price had dropped as well.
Iron ore was nearly worthless.
"This… it's come to this. Sigh. I didn't want to do this either… but I'm just following orders."
"…Ah, no, is this price correct?"
Not just Zelru, but the miners lined up behind him began murmuring.
"What is this?"
"We've never seen fluctuations this severe."
"This is too much."
Zelru tilted his head, sensing something was amiss, and spoke up.
"Could you check this upstairs and confirm…?"
That was when it happened.
CRASH!
"You little bastard!!"
Yangpa's eyes flashed with fury as his roar echoed out.
"!?"
Conditioned fear.
Every Paprika villager shrank back.
"You 2nd-rate citizens! You think you're real knights just because I've been nice to you juniors?! Huh?!"
-Hahahaha
-LMAO
-Phase 2 incoming
-What is this lol
-This guy's got something lol
"You think you can just go upstairs? To the surface? See what happens if you do! Huh?"
At those words, most of the Paprikans froze in terror.
"Y-yes, let's just sell…"
"It's better than nothing. We didn't even have anyone to sell to before."
"Huh…."
Gulp.
Zelru swallowed hard.
"Uh, uh… uh… Mother…."
Zelru's body trembled violently.
"W-wait, Zelru. You can't!"
Chocosong seemed to be laughing even as she said it was impossible.
Hahahahaha
-Is it really not allowed lolol
-Let's goooo~
"W-wait, Jello is inside meeeee!"
Zelru suddenly pulled something from his inventory.
[Lava Block]
Though he was forbidden from changing to a Lava Mage, he had instead changed to an Explosive Miner.
With his high Miner level, he could even turn lava into blocks.
Naturally, he was immune to lava.
He could hold it.
And he could throw it too.
Whoosh!
Zelru hurled it toward where the iron ore was gathered.
That's crazy/That's insane
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
Haha, seriously
The beginning of a revolution lol
Sizzzzzzzzz!
All the iron ore that Yangpa was trying to take melted away.
Glub glub.
"Y-you…?"
Yangpa was about to say something.
Zelru shouted.
"Hey you bastards! What the hell are you pulling!? This pathetic price is the real price!? If that's the case, I'm not selling, you scum! Melt it all down!!"
Whoosh! Whack!
Zelru continued hurling lava blocks.
Then─
"Waaaaaaaaaa! Melt it all dowwwwn!"
The Paprikans' suppressed anger finally erupted.
"Dammit! I can't take this anymore!"
"Boston Tea Party! Let's go!"
Boston Tea Party lol
-Haha
-History repeats itself…
They charged forward recklessly.
"Wh-wh-whoa…!?"
Yangpa tumbled backward and slid toward the lava block.
Sizzzzzzzzle!
Yangpa, still in his obsidian form.
"Gaaahhhhh! Y-you'll pay for this, I swear it!"
With a dramatic flourish, he vanished into the lava.
I'm dying laughing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Just a villain Gort lol
-Even the bubble sound effect was acting lol
Haha, seriously
And then─
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"
The rebels' morale soared to the heavens.
"Melt it all! There's no ore for Cheese!"
In his fury, Zelru hurled every last piece of ore into the lava.
[Hidden Achievement Unlocked!]
[Condition: Only by stubbornly and obsessively throwing iron ore into lava countless times can one become a true master craftsman.]
That was the beginning.
[Blacksmith of the Inferno]
The one who would become the leader of Paprika's independence movement.
-Huh?
-What?
-Zelruto sage mode unlocked lol
-Whoa lol
-The village abandoned him, but heaven did not…
-Ohhh???

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