Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1060

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 191
61. The Boston Tea Party (3)
*Hisssss.*
My capsule hissed open, and I pushed myself upright.
“Phew.”
I exhaled and gazed toward the window.
Bubble wrap clung to the glass, making it hazy, but it was unmistakably night.
I’d been in there for quite a while.
‘It’s almost wrapped up now.’
I had no idea what was happening in the Paprika mines and Cheesetown at this moment.
With a contented sigh, I stretched.
‘I should take a break next time.’
By the time I logged back in, the colonial system would be fully established and everything would run smoothly and peacefully.
‘Maybe some fishing, camping too….’
Even if it was just in-game, I found myself looking forward to it.
Someone might call me foolish for it.
But I couldn’t help it.
‘I’ve never really been to those places.’
The truth was, I’d never gone fishing or camping with friends.
I barely had any travel experiences at all.
As an adult, there was only that trip to Japan for the international competition.
During school, it was just the mandatory field trip.
Even then, I’d skipped a lot because I felt guilty toward my Grandmother.
The same went for group activities in the archery club.
I’d barely participated.
But one memory stood out vividly.
I’d heard that the others went camping like scouts.
Even though I didn’t go, I still remembered every detail.
One person who went wouldn’t stop chattering about it.
“I wish you’d come. It was way better than expected—the tent was really comfortable, and the campfire was amazing….”
Watching her flushed face light up with excitement, I felt regret wash over me.
“Next time, maybe you and me… no, wait… I mean… um….”
She seemed to want to ask me to go with her next time.
But knowing my circumstances, she couldn’t quite say it.
I wished I’d spoken up first back then.
Or better yet, I should have just gone.
‘I could’ve worked a part-time job to afford it.’
Looking back now, I regretted not buying that time more than the money.
If I’d known it was an experience I could never have again.
I would’ve found a way to go no matter what.
At least I was grateful that we went to the sea together.
Whoooooosh…!
Memories rushing in with the white-crashing waves.
“What are you doing? Come on, let’s dip our feet in.”
The way she brushed back her salt-dampened hair.
“Come on. We came all this way and you’re being so stiff. When will we get to come back again?”
In that hazy image, toward her with that pouty expression.
‘Right… I shouldn’t be so stiff.’
Sanghyeon inside the capsule nods his head.
His long hair, grown out without notice, fell down and obscured his vision.
A voice came from behind.
“Good work. What are you doing? Aren’t you coming out?”
Juhyeok pushed his chair back and was poking his head through the doorway.
Sanghyeon turned his head slightly toward the window.
‘Huh. That thing…’
Something suddenly caught his eye.
When Juhyeok first came here, it had been winter.
The bubble wrap he’d put up back then was still stuck there.
“Hey. Juhyeok. But…”
“Huh?”
“Shouldn’t we take that off? It’s getting hot now.”
“Oh. That’s still there? Wow.”
Juhyeok chuckled and came over.
“That reminds me of when I first came. Back then it was so damn cold, I just stuck it everywhere.”
Since Juhyeok didn’t come into the capsule room much, he’d forgotten to remove it.
“Well… you know. It could be like that too.”
Sanghyeon spoke carefully to Juhyeok, who was peeling off the bubble wrap.
“Yeah. Just say it. You’re good at saying those kinds of things anyway.”
“…I do it without thinking.”
“That makes it even worse. Man.”
“Anyway. Hey, have you ever gone camping with Jia?”
“…”
Juhyeok went blank for a moment.
“What? Why?”
It was a question that didn’t suit Sang-hyun Yu at all.
Juhyeok glanced down at Sanghyeon.
Now that he thought about it, that guy’s expression seemed a bit odd.
“What is it. Did you meet someone? No way. You didn’t have time? Could it be… in Seok!?”
Who is it. Hong-cha? Lemon?
“Huh? No, that’s not it.”
Sanghyeon was flabbergasted by the sudden misstep.
So whether I went camping or not.
That was what I really wanted to know.
“Then why are you asking?”
“No… Well… Never mind.”
Sanghyeon turned away.
‘I feel a bit awkward joining in there.’
Sanghyeon also—surprisingly—had some social awareness.
If the two of them had been camping before, it would be fine for me to tag along.
But asking the three of us to go somewhere neither of them had been felt off.
Then Juhyeok peeled off the bubble wrap cleanly and spoke.
Zzzt.
“Ah. Let’s go camping too.”
He said it as if it were nothing at all.
“…Huh?”
Sanghyeon looked up at Juhyeok in surprise.
“Our Mix Nuts team bonding camping.”
“Team bonding… camping?”
“Let’s take Macaron and Bontovi too, once we’re done with the busy stuff.”
“…!”
Ah, I see.
Sanghyeon hadn’t thought that far ahead.
Mix Nuts has other people now.
Instead of just the three of us not going, we could all go together!
“But, you’ve never actually met Macaron in person, right?”
“Well… I’ll just have to persuade them somehow.”
It wouldn’t be that easy.
Either way.
‘Wow.’
Grin.
A smile spread across Sanghyeon’s face.
‘This is going to be fun.’
The window in the room, which had been smudged with bubble wrap, was now clean.
We were ready to welcome summer.

* * *
At that moment, in the Paprika Mine.
“Flip it all over!!”
“Waaahhhhh!!”
Kwakwang!
Countless fake miners plunged into the lava.
“Ugh, ugghhh!”
“What the hell is happening!?”
All the miners rushed forward wielding their pickaxes.
Zelru led them.
He held a lava block in his hand.
“A non-miner entering our sacred mine!?”
Miners who reached level 3 became immune to lava.
That’s why they could turn lava into blocks.
If those fake miners were truly miners, they wouldn’t die from this lava.
“Spread it!”
Sizzzzzzle…!
But these were fake miners.
“Screeeeeech!”
The fake miners melted away.
In the end, forcing the Paprika Residents to keep mining and raising their miner levels became the very thing that doomed them.
“Behold the power of true miners!!”
The miners had simply become far too strong.
They’d been made to mine continuously for efficiency.
Efficient growth was growth nonetheless.
And above all—
“Ch-Chakra gathering!!”
The underdog rebellion was always welcome content for the viewers.
-HAHAHAHA let’s go!
-Finally lol
-Wipe them all out
-Wow HAHAHAHA
-Legendary lol
-So it comes to this
The eruption of long-suppressed emotions.
The reversal of hierarchy.
A cry born from resentment.
“Die, you bastards!!”
A veritable storm of dopamine.
I can’t translate this as it doesn’t appear to be text in any language – it looks like an emoticon or ASCII art rather than words to translate.
I cannot translate this as it does not represent language or text in any recognizable writing system. It appears to be a pattern of symbols or characters without linguistic meaning.
-Won-gi-ok, let’s goooo!
I cannot translate this as it does not contain meaningful language content. It appears to be a pattern of symbols and Korean characters arranged decoratively or as ASCII art.
I cannot translate this as it does not appear to be text in any language—it’s a series of symbols and Korean characters that don’t form meaningful words or phrases.
Viewers always flooded that place.
Countless ten-thousand-won donations poured down upon the various Streamers of Paprika.
Ding!
[PowerForce donated 10,000 won.]
[This is our moment to shine!]
Ding!
[Opportunity donated 10,000 won.]
Now that the boss is gone is our only chance lol
Ding!
[ZeluLove donated 10,000 won.]
[Let’s succeed just once, Rocket Squad!]
.
.
.
The wishes of all converged.
Countless buffs followed.
[Random Buff Generated!]
[Random Buff Generated!]
[Random Buff Generated!]
.
.
.
“Ohhhhh…! Ch-Chakra!”
“This is infinite Chakra! Zelru!”
-lmao this is insane
-Chakra is broken lol
-Wow lol
-This is ridiculous lol
An aura enveloped the miners’ bodies.
Attack power, defense, speed, and more.
They grew stronger in every way.
The soldiers armed with mere obsidian couldn’t withstand this.
“Ugh!”
Clang…!
A single swing of the pickaxe shattered their helmets.
“Gack!”
-LMAOOOOO
-The impact feel is insane hahaha
-Hahahahahahahaha
-Clang~hahaha
-Check out the sound
Thwack.
Zelru shouts as he plants his foot atop the shattered helmet.
“Behold these fat pigs of capitalism!”
Clink.
He hoists a lava block high into the air.
“These soft-handed fools can’t even touch this lava!”
-Kyaa
-Keu
-Hahahaha he’s killing it
-What’s with this miner energy haha
-Calluses haha
“We have been raised like livestock by these pathetic pigs until now! Now it’s our turn!!”
He cast a skill.
A skill only the Blacksmith of Hell could use.
[Infernal Forging]
Whoooosh!
Black flames erupted around Zelru.
“Now we shall raise the pigs. As the heavens ordain!”
Something massive materialized in the sky.
-?
-What
-Hahaha
-Wow haha
It was a hammer.
A colossal hammer, the kind only a Blacksmith from Hell itself would wield.
Before this overwhelming power, all the Knights could do was call for Almond.
“M-my lord…!”
“These beasts. Bark.”
Zelru speaks with utter disdain.
“Woof─”
The hammer crashes down, striking the ground with devastating force.
──KWAAAAAAANG!!!
The earth splits apart with a deafening roar, and crimson lava flames surge skyward.
-Wahahaha
-Gort’s directing this haha
-Bark at them lol
-Hahaha
I shit myself lol
and lol
-So this is what it takes to impress 200k viewers
Haha lol lol lol lol lol
Shhhhiiiiing…!
As the surging lava subsided once more.
Red ore became visible.
All those struck by the impact had been compressed under tremendous pressure, transformed into crimson ore.
Ore made from humans.
Ore that could only be refined in hell itself.
The color of red blood.
[Hellsteel]
It was Hellsteel.
The eyes of the Paprikans widened in shock.
“W-what is that!?”
“This is insane…”
In the next moment, cheers erupted.
“Waaaaaahhhhh!!”
They all chanted in unison toward Zelruto.
“Zelruto! Zelruto!”
“Zelruto, you’re our village’s hero!!”
I’ve gone crazy lol
-Why did this guy become a Paprika citizen lol
-Hahaha
“And lol, this skill is insane???”
-Could he take on the Guardian?

* * *
The next day.
Brilliant sunlight woke Sanghyeon.
“Mmm….”
He barely propped up his upper body with drowsy eyes and stretched.
“Hhhhhh!”
After shaking off sleep with a quick stretch,
he left the room with a slight smirk.
‘Is it today?’
Fishing at Seok.
Today felt like I could do it.
Everything was nearly settled now.
“…Uh. Hey, you’re up?”
When I went out, Juhyeok was already sitting at the table.
Why did he wake up so early?
“What? You’re up early?”
“Ah, um….”
Juhyeok averted his gaze slightly.
‘Actually, he didn’t sleep….’
Juhyeok knew what had happened at Seok last night.
Unaware of this, Sanghyeon brought a bowl of cereal and sat across from him.
With a consistently bright expression.
“I should go fishing today. And camping too.”
He was looking forward to what would happen today.
“W-with who?”
“Huh? Oh. At Seok. I promised to go with Bongbong and the others. Figured I’d practice before we do it in reality.”
Haha.
Sanghyeon laughed alone, finding his own words amusing.
After all, that couldn’t really count as camping practice.
Juhyeok found it funny too, but his laughter didn’t sound right.
“Ah… haha….”
“?”
Fortunately, Sanghyeon wasn’t particularly perceptive.
He simply tilted his head once.
Then just ate his cereal.
Crunch. Crunch.
Meanwhile, a new episode was uploaded to the official Cheesetown channel on AllTube.
Ding.
[Nol-Chi-Ma ep.4 Knight Order]
[Exclusive premiere in 1 hour!]

* * *
After scheduling the video.
Department Manager Jang claps his hands.
Clap. Clap.
“Alright, everyone worked hard today. Get some rest, and you all know tomorrow is when things really matter, right?”
“U-um, PD… when exactly is today and when is tomorrow? We’ve been pulling all-nighters so much, I don’t even know what the standard is anymore…”
Park O-hun spoke in a voice that was becoming increasingly zombie-like.
At those words, Department Manager Jang scratched his head.
“Ah, who cares. Just sleep for seven hours and come back to work!”
“Wow…”
“Is this the Industrial Revolution or something…”
Boooooo!
Jeers poured out.
It was truly an intense forced march.
But there was good reason for it.
Today was genuinely important.
“I’ll… give you a bonus!”
To the point where even the notoriously stingy Department Manager Jang was promising a bonus.
“!?”
“Yaaaaaaay!”
“K-o-b-e beef! Dinner!”
“Let’s goooooo!”
The employees regained their energy.
“W-well… Kobe beef dinner! I’ll… think about it!”
Even as he said it, Department Manager Jang was already reconsidering the Kobe beef dinner.
Still, he was actually considering it.
That’s how important today was.
‘Because the embargo is being lifted today.’
This was classified information known only to the team leaders.
Starting with this broadcast, the embargo on the Streamers would be lifted.
The Cheesetown Residents would finally be able to watch the Streamers’ content.
‘Who knows what kind of chaos will break loose.’
In terms of viewership, it would be an enormous success.
But no one could predict what sparks might fly within the server.

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