Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1037

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 168
54. Team Rocket (2)
“I hereby render my verdict~ Death penalty~”
Bang bang.
I bring down my gavel with such obvious certainty.
My avatar’s bright, oversized head showed no sign of hesitation whatsoever.
Jello questioned me in disbelief.
“Wait, Your Honor! Are those thugs on either side just decorations!? Why are you deciding this alone?”
Hahaha, for real
Lol what the hell is this ㅋㅋㅋ
Now that I think about it, you’re right lol
Why are there even jurors here??ㅋㅋ
They don’t even hold meetings lol
At that, I shrug my shoulders as if to say, what kind of question is that?
“Because I’m running a dictatorship.”
-?
-??
Hahahahaha
-that… that’s the right answer!
-Gasp hahaha
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
lol
Kyah
Jello muttered into the viewer chat.
“I… I’m speechless.”
He rarely lost in a battle of words, but facing such a straightforward approach, he found himself at a loss.
hahahahaha lol
What the heck lol
Man, that’s seriously hilarious lol
-even Jello is flustered? this is rare
-the devil of interviews~
But Jello didn’t back down and pressed the issue once more.
“But does the judge even have the right to conduct this trial!? Is this really an actual courtroom!?”
“Oh.”
I winked at Bongbong as if this was perfect timing.
Then Danbong stood up and explained.
“Everyone. The place where you are now is the ‘Parliament.’ Please check your map to confirm.”
[Parliament]
It was real.
The Knight Order had constructed the Parliament building.
“While we were poking around here and there, we received the parliament blueprints from an NPC and built it.”
-How much poking around did you do lol
-You poked around with swords didn’t you…
-lololol the explanation is too much lol
-???: Someone threatened us with a sword!
“This is truly the building where all legal judgments are made. And─”
Ding~
Danbong pulled out something that looked like a medal.
“You can exchange this village patron coins for parliament member badges here in this assembly.”
-Wow
-Councilwoman Bongbong wow
-Nice
-Councilman Gobong??lol
-Gold badge lol
-From slave to councilmember wow
“Ah, no wait, if they’re councilmembers that’s legislation! Why are they also acting as judges!?”
Jello raises what he considers a knowledgeable objection.
“Well, that’s simply how we made the law.”
-Wow
-That’s right lol
-lololololololol
-Almondil has prepared everything, this can’t be stopped
-Damn lol
“According to Cheese Village law, councilmembers also possess judicial authority.”
Every objection Jello raises gets shut down.
But he makes one final desperate attempt.
“Th-this is just execution like this!? How is this even possible! Come on! You shook hands with me and everything!?”
The logic being: if you’re a dictator or have connections, shouldn’t you be spared?
“Ah. Don’t worry.”
Almond stood up from his seat as if he already had something to say about this, extending his hand to Jello.
“The execution will proceed very spectacularly.”
Wink.
Almond winks as if to say ‘leave it to us.’
“…?
-???
-?
-What does that mean lol
-It’s execution anyway lol
-They already prepared the execution lololol
-Jello loses again
-You can’t argue with this guy using words lolol
Jello was stunned by the response that didn’t follow any logical causality.
Ding.
[Analyst donated 20,000 won.]
[Even if you die, you’ll keep the broadcast alive~]
“Ah…!”
Only then did Jello understand what he meant.
If the execution was spectacular, the broadcast would thrive.
I had been keeping in mind how Jello, locked in prison, was worried about the broadcast.
-Lolol so that’s what it was lol
-This is insane lololol
-Will you take responsibility for the broadcast?! // “I will.” // ????lololololol
-The Knight Order is just good at broadcasting
Jello’s gaze finally turned to the lower right.
His broadcast already boasted a considerable number of viewers.
[Current Viewers: 297,000]
It had climbed right up to the brink of breaking through the 300,000 barrier.
His current relevance was truly the top of Cheese Village.
Jello naturally became solemn, bowed his head, and clasped his hands together.
“This… must also be your grace, my lord….”

* * *
There was a reason Jello’s viewers had skyrocketed to new heights.
Right now, streamers and gaming communities were talking about nothing but Jello’s execution.
Jello’s standing and influence in the streaming industry were at an enormous level.
The mere fact that he would be executed by someone was drawing tremendous attention.
It was like when a news portal writes a headline about two actors having an affair, only to find it’s actually drama content.
But regardless, interest grew in that manner.
Especially on Rilpro, this meme spread and completely dominated the ‘Big’ board.
Big) Breaking: “Major Streamer” Jello with 200,000 viewers receives “Death Sentence” at trial
Big) Internet broadcasting has gone too far… “Jello” finally receives death sentence
Big) Internet broadcasting descending into chaos, death sentence handed down… netizens actually cheering
-Look at these titles lol they’re insane lololololol
-No but it actually looks serious lololol
-Wow even knowing halfway through, I can’t help but click lololol
-A headline that triggers your spine lol lololol
-Are these trash reporters actually falling for this and sharing it as is?
└No way lol
└There’s no way they’d think the death sentence is real lol lololol
└That actually happened (link)
It had even made it to news portals as a real-time article.
Of course, the journalist didn’t actually believe Jello had been sentenced to death.
It was a strategy to induce the same misunderstanding and drive up clicks.
[Breaking: Major Streamer “Jello” with “250,000 Live Viewers” Sentenced to Death. Execution Likely…]
==== ====
Currently, famous Streamer Jello has received a death sentence in court and is receiving cheers from netizens.
This is based on Survival Craft, which is being conducted on the emerging live streaming platform Cheese….
==== ====
That crazy reporter bastard lol
-Journalist, turn off Rilpro~
-What? How chaotic has internet broadcasting become? I thought they wouldn’t even execute someone who got a death sentence, but they actually are…
Lol they’re actually enforcing it hahaha
Hahaha me too, finally it’s gone too far…
-You should get the death sentence, journalist
hahahahahahahaha
lol so true haha
└Sigh… I want to execute this too
-By the way, journalist, what’s your mother’s name?
Despite receiving mountains of insults, the article’s view count climbed steadily.
3rd Place) Major Streamer “Jello” with “250,000 Live Viewers” Sentenced to Death. Execution Likely…
It reached 3rd place in real-time.
This was a phenomenon the Production Team hadn’t anticipated at all.
“Department Manager Jang… Is, is it okay for this to happen like this?”
Park O-hun was worried it might have a negative impact on the Cheese event.
Department Manager Jang, with his years of experience.
He chuckled and waved his hand dismissively.
“No, the journalist takes the heat while we get free publicity, right? Leave it.”
He actually rowed harder instead.
“Change the title completely. You know our main broadcast channel, right?”
“Yes?”
“Live Jello Execution. Now. Hurry.”
“Ah, yes!”
Tap-tap-tap-tap…
Department Manager Jang couldn’t let the main channel’s viewership slip away either.
[LIVE) Jello Death Sentence Execution Live Broadcast]
What’s the title lolololol
-Wow, that’s brutal
-Is this a healing game?
-???: Come visit! Cheese Village!
Hahahahaha
The main channel also showed a clear reaction.
*** 
Meanwhile, Almond and the Bongbongs were preparing the execution.
“Master… Are we really going to use ‘that’?”
Danbong asked, sounding somewhat anxious.
“There are many people watching. There’s a bit of risk to it.”
Gobong also chimed in with Danbong’s concern.
Almond pondered for a moment, then shook his head and spoke.
“My Grandmother used to say this.”
“To burn Jello to death?”
Hahahahahaha
-ㅋㅋ How far ahead are you looking, Grandma…ㅋㅋㅋ
Hahaha Jello hahaha
“No. Not to waste even a single grain of rice.”
….
At the moment Almond compared Jello to rice, the Bongbongs felt a wall between them.
This guy was something on an entirely different level.
That looks like corrupted or heavily abbreviated Korean text that doesn’t form coherent words. It cannot be reliably translated to natural English.
lol
-A rice creature is this terrifying
“So like I mentioned before, we’ll go with Plan A. Oh, of course we should consult with Jello too.”
“…Pardon?”
For a moment, the Bongbongs doubted their ears.
Consulting the condemned about the method of execution?
What kind of cruel way was this?
Hahahahahahaha
-???: How many hits do you want. You decide.
Hahaha, seriously!
-Is this 90s school style?
“Jello still has a position in the industry. We should show him respect.”
Thus, Jello, who had been sitting in the waiting room.
He was imagining in his head how the execution would unfold, and just how many clips would be generated if this happened.
A scene of being executed as a traitor in Cheese Village.
Jello, seasoned in streaming, instinctively knew this would become an eternal asset to a streamer’s broadcast.
Though even he hadn’t anticipated a situation like this.
“I… So, so… I’m supposed to choose?”
“Yes. We have some proposals here.”
Whoosh.
Horrifying proposals detailing Jello’s execution methods were laid out.
-???
-No way, hahahaha
-This guy’s insane, for real hahahaha
-Hahahaha
-Actually, I like it
-Hahahahahaha
“Just choose whichever design you prefer most.”
I examined the designs carefully.
They looked like crude crayon drawings a elementary school student might make.
Which somehow made them even more unsettling.
“So this is supposed to be me, right?”
“Yes.”
The common thread running through all these images was painfully obvious.
One was that my face was smiling in every single one.
And the other was….
“But why are they all being burned to death?”
“Ah… hahahaha.”
“Hahahaha.”
At those words, Almond and Bongbong let out awkward laughter.
-Gotta save every grain of rice~
-Hahahaha you caught on haha
-???: That’s why I hate sharp-witted guys…
Fortunately, I had only asked as a casual icebreaker, so I fell for Danbong’s sloppy explanation.
“Being burned to death makes for better performance, doesn’t it? It’s the symbol of a witch hunt, after all.”
“Ah… I see. I can’t really think of another method either.”
As I said that, I slowly looked through the designs.
Suddenly, I was bewildered by my own actions and muttered into the viewer chat.
“What am I even doing right now?”
-For real haha
-Hahahaha
-This is like picking out a coffin
-Feels like choosing a life insurance product
-Seriously hahahaha
-They’re all pretty much the same anyway haha
Anyway, I chose a design.
“This one looks good. Does it fly upward?”
“Ah. Yes. It goes upward.”
“Okay. I’ll go with this one.”
“You certainly have good taste.”
Haha.
Surprisingly, the atmosphere was quite pleasant.

* * *
A moment later.
The execution ceremony began.
On the execution stage (?), the execution scenario that Jello had chosen was prepared.
‘This… why am I actually looking forward to this?’
Jello stood there, feeling peculiar emotions.
Resong took the MC position.
“Alright! Now we begin the first execution ceremony of Cheese Village in 2036! Let’s goooooo!!”
The village residents answered with cheers.
“Wooooooooooo!!”
“Jello! Execution! Jello! Execution!”
Boom boom boom!
Boom!
As the drum sounds echoed, a Knight from behind gave Jello a shove.
“Walk, traitor.”
And so Jello walked toward the execution platform.
He felt he still needed to express his final grievance, so he shouted to the gathered residents.
“I didn’t abandon Cheese Village!”
“Shut up!!”
“Booooooo!”
The residents’ protests were fierce. But he’d said what needed to be said.
“Cheese Village abandoned me! You! You all! Abandoned me!!!”
-Damn
Gelker is crazy.
Hahahahahahaha
-Is this stage concept about venom?
gel crush wow
Jello felt refreshed as he headed toward the execution platform.
“Ugh. I’m filthy anyway. Just die. Die. I should just die and go stream Ril~”
Of course, even as he said this, when he saw the rising viewer count, he had to desperately hide the corners of his mouth from turning upward.
However, Ril had a saying like this.
‘One stupid ally is more terrifying than five genius enemies.’
Jello didn’t know why this suddenly came to mind.
It was probably his broadcasting instinct.
Rumble rumble rumble…!
“…Huh?”
Suddenly, the execution ground began to vibrate.
-???
-?
-What is this?
-Huh?
The trembling ground suddenly surges upward.
Then it erupts like a volcano, scattering debris everywhere.
BOOOOOM!!
Twenty figures in black armor emerge as the earth splits open.
They all shouted in unison as if they’d rehearsed it.
Their voices resonated with some kind of skill enhancement, ringing out powerfully.
“Knights, hear us! We are the Rocket Squad!”
The Rocket Squad.
The team name Paprika had given them.
“We’ve come to reclaim Jello, the democratic activist and martyr who stands against tyranny!”
“Don’t worry, Jello!”
Red flames erupted behind them as their voices rang out resonantly.
Whoooosh!!
It was quite a convincing production.
-Damn
Ace Rescue Operation ㄷㄷ
Lol, definitely a traitor lol
That’s cool lol
-Seems like he just came to turn himself in?
Bakugo came to get Zelskele back ㄷㄷㄷ
-Who’s cool? Paprika
Meanwhile, Jello, already bound to the execution device.
‘No, are these bastards useless!?’
He actually just wanted to be executed.

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