Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1036
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 167
54. Team Rocket (1)
“Gasp… Huff…! D-Don’t leave! I want to watch the trial too!”
Doughnutz and the other Agricultural Cooperative members desperately ran after them, pleading.
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha lol hahaha
This is hilarious lol
-Pretty fun stuff lol
Normally, mentioning viewer count causes more people to leave.
But those who’ve reached the stage sometimes use it in reverse.
Doughnutz, Ppulranem, and the Middle-aged Detective were masters at handling viewers, whether by experience or scale.
They understood well that in a fight this unbalanced, complete surrender and submission could actually prevent backlash.
“The Benefactor’s grace! We shall receive it!”
Ppulranem rushed out from behind Doughnutz, spreading both arms wide.
As ‘Aseng’ drew closer, the viewer exodus noticeably slowed.
“It really stopped lol”
-This too must be the Benefactor’s grace…
-Ah, so this is experience
-Why Ppulranem avoids all controversy.gif
hahahahahaha
All the Agricultural Cooperative members were delighted as they rushed into Aseng.
Once inside, directional signs to the courtroom had been set up.
“Wow… a major corporation.”
“No wonder it’s Aseng, right?”
One of the Knights guided them.
*Click.*
“Village residents visiting the courtroom should go that way.”
“Wait, is this all you do throughout the broadcast?”
Doughnutz asked in surprise. Even if the concept was funny, there was no way a broadcast could consist of just giving directions.
They themselves hadn’t been able to participate in the trial while farming in this game, which is why they were making such a fuss.
“That is the Guardian’s will.”
“…”
Hahahahahahaha
What the heck, hahahaha
-With a concept this good, it should broadcast fine?
-Lol
A kid who only studied like some Ivy Leaguer, how would they even understand the great man’s intentions lol
-Heh
-Legendary
“Ahem, ahem… I see.”
Doughnutz nodded and headed toward the judge’s chamber.
In truth, the person he had spoken with was not a player, but an NPC.
Thanks to Balloon Gum’s exploits, several NPCs had wished to assist the Knight Order with their duties, following Almond and calling him their “Protector.”
Soon, the Agricultural Cooperative arrived at the judge’s chamber.
“Is… is this the place?”
Creak.
The moment the chamber doors opened.
Both Doughnutz and the Agricultural Cooperative were startled.
“Greentea?”
Greentea was already standing in the witness stand.
But he wasn’t testifying for Jello’s side.
He was a witness for Hongsong-i, who had taken the role of prosecutor.
“Witness Greentea, you witnessed the traitorous acts of the national traitor Jello, did you not?”
“That is correct.”
Boom!
The Bard’s drum echoed through the chamber.
It sounded like the heartbeats of the Agricultural Cooperative members.
“What… what is this bastard doing?”
“How is this even possible?”
“Damn… treacherous scum.”
“He sold the nation for a woman!?”
Unable to contain their fury, they hurled accusations at Greentea from the jury box.
Doughnutz seemed profoundly shocked, staring at Greentea in silence.
‘Then back then…’
Scenes of Greentea’s activities as a spy flashed through his mind.
During the Mosol Great Battle, Greentea had reported that the lights were out because all the knights had departed.
「Hey. Greentea. Did you see it clearly?」
Ppulranem had questioned him again at the time, but Greentea had been quite certain.
「Yes, sir. The lights were already all out. They were waiting in advance, you see? It was the same during Hong-cha’s time.」
Trusting only those words, the Agricultural Cooperative departed one step late to catch the knights from behind.
But in reality, the knights had caught the Agricultural Cooperative from behind and burned them all to death.
‘When exactly did it start?’
He hadn’t been a traitor from the beginning.
At first, it seemed he had truly parted ways with Hong-cha.
Because he had genuinely panicked upon hearing Hong-cha’s cry that he had never intended to betray them.
‘That was when.’
Doughnutz realized.
「I’m not stupid either, you know? I knew too. That they sold the fields and monsters came to my land. That’s why I thought about becoming an Agricultural Cooperative spy. But you all thought I was the one who betrayed you? You didn’t even listen to what I had to say.」
Greentea, having learned Hong-cha’s true heart.
How had he not noticed the change in his expression at that moment.
In a way, it was an inevitable outcome.
「I’m staying with the Knight Order.」
Hong-cha decided to remain with the Knight Order, claiming the Agricultural Cooperative trusted her even less than they did.
It was certain that Greentea wavered at that moment.
Because the Mosol Incident happened the very next day.
「If Mosol suffers damage here, they’ll come. That way, I’ll look like a savior.」
That day, Greentea had given detailed orders while leading the Agricultural Cooperative.
He had been coordinating with Hong-cha to perfectly plunge the Agricultural Cooperative into the flames.
“The Mosol Incident… it wasn’t just a complete defeat for nothing.”
As Doughnutz muttered this, the other Agricultural Cooperative members were startled.
“W-Wait, from back then?!”
“Gasp…”
“Filthy bastard.”
Baeksuk and Nogari, who were close to Greentea, grew even more furious.
But their anger lasted only a moment.
Once their eyes glanced at the lower right corner, all traces of anger vanished. Rather, their expressions became ones of barely concealing their delight.
‘It stopped.’
‘No, it’s actually rising…’
‘The broadcast is thriving.’
That was because the viewer count had not only stopped declining but was rising again.
Greentea’s betrayal was shocking, but the broadcast of those betrayed had no choice but to thrive. After all, people were most curious about this side’s reaction.
“Greentea, you fool.”
Baeksuk and Nogari, whose moods lifted as viewers increased, cursed Greentea even more fiercely.
Of course, viewers were viewers.
But Greentea was angry on his own.
A phenomenon of cursing while smiling.
“That guy just can’t play the game.”
“His betrayal timing is garbage too. Can’t even read a team fight.”
“He’s done for now.”
Hahahahahahaha
lol
-So he was in on it with Hong-cha from the start???
“What do you mean betrayal right now lol”
Haha, that’s hilarious! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
That’s hilarious lol
The viewers seemed to find it quite amusing, and the reactions were positive.
At this, Ppulranem clasped his hands together and bowed his head, muttering.
“This too must be the grace of the great lord…”
Even betrayal lol
How far down are you lying? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Breaking news) Real-time spicy ramen ship reservation in progress lol
-The true master of worldly wisdom
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text. It appears to contain Korean characters mixed with internet slang, onomatopoeia, and informal expressions that don’t form standard Korean words or sentences. Without proper context or clarity on what these terms are meant to represent, an accurate translation isn’t possible.
* * *
While the Agricultural Cooperative was basking in the favor of the Great Minister.
The trial was proceeding as scheduled.
“Jello is a clear traitor to our nation. This man attempted to hand over Cheese Village entirely to Paprika without a shred of conscience.”
Greentea pressed forward with calculated determination against Jello.
“Wait, do you have evidence!? Greentea!”
Jello countered in disbelief.
He had thought that evidence of national betrayal could only truly come from Paprika herself, and nowhere else.
Yet surprisingly, Greentea nodded.
“I have evidence.”
Whoosh.
He revealed his screenshots.
“Since I can’t pull up the video, I’ll flip through them one by one here.”
Taken while moving hastily, they were slightly blurry, but the situation was unmistakably clear.
In the first frame, all of the Agricultural Cooperative were watching the battle between the Knight Order and Paprika alongside Jello.
At this, the judges Danbong and Gobong each spoke.
“Wow, you just watched us fight Paprika? Why didn’t you at least cheer for Paprika to win!?”
“The Agricultural Cooperative is supposedly the primary opposition party. How is all you do just ask for tax increases!?”
The Agricultural Cooperative members in the jury box flinched.
Hahahahaha
-Damn
Coca-Cola is crazy/insane
Hahaha, even though they’re the main opposition party…
“Wait, it’s already been decided/settled? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ”
What can the opposition do in a dictatorship… lol
No one could refute the attitude that the Knight Order was already the ruling party.
The Knight Order was far beyond mere ruling party status.
They were the very power itself of Cheese Village.
“Here, Jello suddenly bursts. He received a 1 million won donation.”
Whoosh.
The next frame slides by.
The scene of Jello truly bursting appears.
“Wow… one million won….”
“I’m jealous.”
“Of course Jello gets a million won.”
The villagers envied Jello.
Here, Almond questions Jello.
“Jello. What sponsorship did you receive at that time?”
“That….”
Jello hesitates for a moment.
The sponsorship received then was ‘Jello and the Four Enemies, Die’.
“I don’t know. I don’t remember.”
Boooooo~!
Jeers pour out from the jury box.
“Ah, no, how am I supposed to remember all that!”
“A million won sponsorship isn’t common. It doesn’t make sense that you can’t remember it, does it?”
Almond presses the attack.
“Your Honor, do you remember receiving a million won sponsorship?”
Now that I think about it, Almond had also received a million won sponsorship. Right after arriving at Cheese Village, no less.
But Jello thought there was no way Almond would remember that content, so he threw down the gambit.
However─
“I’ve never received a million won?”
“…?”
Almond had forgotten the very fact that he received a million won!
-?
I got it, lol
I’m dying laughing
Unbeatable memory ㄷㄷ
hahahahahahaha
-Forget… endlessly forget…
-If you don’t remember from the start, it’s a refutation!
Ultimately, Jello’s attack had little effect.
Instead, it only became a counterattack.
“Jello. I never received a million won, so I can’t remember it. But a Cheese Village resident who so easily forgets the grace of the million won our Constellations gave us. This alone is sufficient for judgment.”
“….”
Jello sat quietly, unsure where to even begin his rebuttal.
You’re crazy lolololol
-Just ask them to kill me already
-Is there an execution verdict fast track?
-Let’s surrender, this won’t work
Jello and his viewers were losing their minds to Almond’s way of speaking, which they’d never experienced before.
But the real crucial evidence comes now.
“Witness. Please reveal the rest of the evidence.”
“Yes!”
Whoosh!
The next photograph is revealed.
A box sat where Jello had died.
“Here! Jello’s belongings are placed right here where he fell!”
Crack!
The next photo showed the box opening.
Inside, it was filled to the brim with lustrous purple obsidian.
“There wasn’t a single piece of obsidian in Cheese Village at that time, yet all of it is here. Jello. Answer me. Where were you during the period when Paprika was preparing to invade Cheese Village?”
The jury members gasped in unison.
“What? He was trying to sell this off completely!?”
“What is this? He gave the obsidian to Paprika saying ‘Please just slice up Cheese Village’!?”
“Or did he receive the obsidian from Paprika as a bribe!?”
It was far too perfect evidence.
At this, Jello stood up.
Undeterred, he pulled something from his inventory and displayed it.
“Do you know what this is? Your Honor!?”
“What, what is it?”
“This is the soil from the land that some thug named Bigfarm or Big Bomb gave me to farm on!”
As he clenched his fist, the soil block crumbled and scattered.
“This can’t even be called dirt. It’s sand?”
Murmur murmur.
Several village residents who had been scammed by Bigfarm grew restless.
“He told me to farm on this sand! This is Cheese Village! I still tried to live here! I tried to save this godforsaken country! I went to Germany to mine! I came back with loads of iron! But when I returned!”
As Jello gave a subtle signal, the Bard of the Order beat the drum in an awkward rhythm.
Boom… boom!
“The Knight Order is handing out iron armor for free!?”
Hahahahahaha
Hahahaha
I’m crying / This makes me want to cry
German miner ㅠㅠㅠ
He was an industrial warrior, damn it.
Hahaha what’s up with the drums
“I didn’t abandon my country! My country abandoned me! Your Honor!!”
This was Jello’s final plea.
Ooooh….
Quite a few jurors seemed moved.
But the Judge remained unmoved.
“Even if your country abandoned you, did you really need to sell it to Paprika?”
“That is….”
Jello lowered his head.
And he muttered in an aggrieved voice.
“I didn’t know.”
“?”
“Cheese….”
He turned to face the jurors and cried out.
“I didn’t know Cheese would declare independence!!”
Haha, f*** it
Hahahahahaha
I’m crying / I’m so sad
Hahahahahahaha
-This is it~
“The telecom companies slashed network fees! Tribby went under! I didn’t know Cheese would declare independence!!!”
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (lol/haha)
-Gasp
lol
That’s so scary/creepy
Oppenheimer lol
I can’t translate this as it doesn’t form a valid Korean word or meaningful text. The characters “-ㄴㅇㄱ” are individual consonants without vowels, which don’t constitute a recognizable word in Korean.
Hahaha, seriously!
The jurors were all rendered speechless.
In a certain sense, what Jello said was the truth.
“W-well, that’s true. I didn’t know either.”
“What exactly… is Cheese Village anyway….”
Everyone’s values were being shaken.
Yet the trial proceeded nonetheless.
“I will render my verdict~”
Almond struck his gavel.
Bang bang.
“Death sentence.”
The verdict delivered with a perfectly blank expression.
-?
I can’t translate this as it’s not coherent Korean text. It appears to be keyboard characters or gibberish rather than actual words or sentences.
No lolololol
-Don’t know? Then you die
-Clear-eyed madman
Verdict “death sentence” lol
-???: Why death sentence? Because I didn’t know!
Why are there judges next to him??? He’s doing it alone??ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Haha, seriously though
Hahahahahahaha
Thus, the execution of Jello’s death sentence began in Aseng.
Meanwhile, at that very moment.
Deep within a cavern far, far below.
A group of improper fractions moved about.
“I think it’s around here?”
“Will… will this work?”
“Let’s go. No matter what.”
“Yeah. Damn… the Rocket Squad is nothing but corpses without loyalty.”
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