Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1038

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 169
54. The Rocket Gang (3)
Paprika sharpened her blade after that previous defeat.
“The pain that cannot kill us… only makes us stronger!”
It was a slogan put forth by Shrimp, Paprika’s leader.
Fine words, but they didn’t seem to fit Paprika quite right.
The viewers’ reaction was cold.
-?
-??
-…?
What?
-But you guys are dead lmaooo
Well, that’s because they were dead.
-You’re literally dead and talking like this lmaooooo
-lmaooooooooooo
-Is this asking to open the capsule and kill you again
-lmaooo
-The pain that cannot kill us lmaooo
-Honestly, just watching you guys is painful…
Among Paprika’s viewers, the Paprika streamers currently in Cheese Village had become a sort of laughingstock.
They’d created this whole inter-platform conflict narrative, only to get completely crushed by Cheese?
For Paprika, it was a matter of wounded pride.
So the streamers ended up bearing all that anger.
Through endless ridicule!
Ding.
[Rocket Gang Executive donated 20,000 won.]
[There’s a saying that if you’re killed by Almond’s arrows, Huchoo, who went before you, comes to greet you. I really like this story.]
-lmaooooooooooo
-lmaooooo
-Why is this lmaooo
-Probably has 10 arrows stuck in her head lmaooo
-Info) Huchoo died 10 times from just a sword, not even arrows
-lmaooo
“Shut up!”
Paprika swung her pickaxe relentlessly day and night until her arms nearly fell off, raising her Miner level further.
Eventually, many reached Miner Level 2, becoming able to craft attached bombs.
And they could now mine Obsidian as well.
This was an achievement made in nearly a single day.
For this kind of speed to be possible, it required the level of playtime where they’d staked their lives on Seok.
This was possible because their goal was crystal clear, and everyone was united with unwavering resolve.
“Almond… I’m going to kill you. That’s all I’ve been thinking about from the start.”
Huchoo swung her pickaxe at the obsidian ore in front of her while muttering under her breath.
Haha, isn’t this basically an almond lover at this point?
-Info) Huchoo was the one who died from the beginning.
-Non-selected Personnel… I’ll kill them…
With nothing but the singular obsession of killing the ‘Non-selected Personnel’.
No, with the singular obsession of killing Almond.
Fire blazed fiercely in everyone’s eyes.
Then─
“Paprika! Where are you all? Huchoo…!”
A voice echoed from somewhere in the mine.
[Chocosong]
It was Chocosong.
“Ah, there you are!”
She called out urgently, gasping for breath.
“Jello! Jello…!”
Jello would be executed tomorrow.

* * *
Thus, all of Paprika hastily gathered every ore they could find to arm themselves, and even brought bombs along for good measure.
There was still fear until the very end.
“But… will this actually work?”
Salt, who had witnessed how Huchoo died at Almond’s hands.
He was especially cautious by nature.
But Huchoo was different.
“Let’s go. Somehow.”
Orange chimed in as well.
“Yeah. Without loyalty… Rocket Gang is just corpses.”
They still vividly remembered that scene—struck by arrows, falling one by one into the inferno and dying.
Since clips were being made and video donations came in every time, there was no way to forget even if they tried.
“It’s not for us. It’s for Jello.”
Shrimp reaffirmed the meaning of this war.
“This is a holy war to overthrow Almond’s tyranny and rescue the martyr!”
-?
Hahahahaha
Yeah, that’s pretty much right lol
-The temple lolololol
-Why so grandiose
Shrimp had a tendency to speak in grandiose terms.
But somehow, it worked.
“That’s… that’s right… Without loyalty, the Rocket Gang is just corpses!”
Soon after, Orange, who had been leading the way, pinpointed their location.
“Here it is.”
It was directly beneath the Judge’s chamber.
“Can you hear the sound?”
“Yeah. Looks like they’re holding the trial here?”
-What is this lmaooo
-You are now witnessing North Korean soldiers infiltrating South Korea
-I can actually hear them lol
Orange whispered quietly toward the back.
“Shh. Quiet. They might hear our voices too.”
Everyone in Paprika’s group was listening to the entire trial proceedings.
Since the timing of their entrance was crucial, they planned to head up immediately once the final verdict was delivered.
“With three judges and jurors present, if we go up when the verdict starts, it should be perfect timing, right?”
This was Orange’s assessment.
And this was Almond’s verdict.
“I hereby pronounce the sentence~ Death penalty.”
Bang bang.
Orange, who had been about to head up at “I hereby pronounce,” froze in bewilderment.
“Did we just go up… huh?”
The others felt the same way.
“?”
Everyone doubted their ears.
-???
-?
-This is insane lmaooooo
-Verdict~ Death penalty~ lololol
-Now that’s the judge Korea needs~ lol
-Diminished mental capacity? Don’t know? Then death penalty
Orange questioned those behind him, wondering if he’d misheard.
“Wait, didn’t you all just say there were jurors and three judges?”
Everyone nodded.
They had all heard it that way.
Jello answered the question on everyone’s behalf.
“Excuse me, Your Honor! Are those thugs on either side just decoration!? Why are you making the decision alone?”
But the answer came back quickly.
“Because it’s a dictatorship.”
Everyone in Paprika’s group stared at each other in the tunnel without saying a word.
“Will… will this work?”
“Non-selected Personnel… I never expected them to be this level.”
“This is insane. This isn’t a nation.”
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
That’s crazy lol
“lol asking if it was a dictatorship”
It’s a knighthood, not a country, though? lol
“Hey. But when are we heading up?”
Rumble rumble rumble.
The sound of chairs scraping against the floor echoed from the courtroom.
“Alright~ We’re moving to the execution grounds~ Those who wish to witness Jello’s execution~ Please head to the Great Arcade….”
They’re already proceeding with the execution.
Orange frantically began digging the tunnel beside us even faster.
“Let’s follow! Hurry! Dig faster!”
Clang!
Clang clang!
Once again, Paprika’s mining level rose steadily today.
Lol fuck
-Digging again???
These bastards are just good at selling land lol
Hahahahaha
Human drill is crazy
Honestly, at this point, isn’t he basically coming to build sewage systems for Cheese Village? ㅋㅋ

* * *
And so, at last, came Jello’s execution.
Jello stood on the execution platform with both hands bound behind his back.
Before him sat Almond, Danbong, and Gobong like three judges.
It was an utterly humiliating setup, but Jello had no time to worry about it.
He was in the middle of debating with his viewers about what his final words should be.
“I left my whole world there. Should I use this one?”
-lmaooooo
-I dunno
-What world did you leave behind lol
-Jelloger lol
-Mining King oof
“Or maybe. This guy’s leaving with style too… this one?”
-Nah
-That’s not something you should be saying lmaooo
-It’s hilarious that we’re actually debating this lol
-No money, no justice; with money, innocent gg
Jello was in high spirits thanks to the massive surge in viewer numbers.
But then, Team Rocket appeared.
Boom!
Along with a spectacular volcanic eruption.
“We’ve come to reclaim Jello the Martyr!”
Reclaim what?
Jello was utterly dumbfounded.
-???
-?
-lmaooooooooooo
-Adding paprika to finished rice lol
-What is this now lmaooo
-Literally a suicide squad lol
I had no idea how those bastards even got here, nor why they’d bother interrupting the execution.
“Hey, aren’t those idiots supposed to be helping!?”
They couldn’t do anything right.
“You should’ve won already!”
I gave them inside information, had them mine obsidian, even showed them the route in—and yet Paprika still got crushed by Cheese.
“What? Team Rocket now? I’m seriously craving a million volts!”
-lmaooooooooooooooooo
-For real lol
-Wheeze lol
-Jellochu oof
Paprika strode forward with unabashed confidence, seemingly oblivious to whatever Jello was saying in the viewer channel, and bellowed out her declaration.
“Martyr Jello! Fear not! We shall absolutely protect your safety!”
-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-LOLOLOL
-LMAOOLOLOLOLOL
-This is legendary LMAO
-Shrimp LOLOLOL her tone is seriously so grandiose
-Martyr Jello LOLOLOL
Snap!
Shrimp shouted toward the three judges sitting far away.
“Last time we lost because of the traps you dug in advance! But this time, let’s fight fair and square!”
Fair and square.
That’s what Shrimp declared.
But naturally—as one would expect—every single knight within Aseng drew their swords and unsheathed them.
Shing!
Shling!
“Who do you think you are!”
Resong-i led the Resongs and blocked the rear, while Hongsong-i led the Bongbongs and blocked the front.
“You pathetic nobodies without Obsidian! What exactly do you think you’re going to do!?”
-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-No Obsidian nobodies LOLOLOL
-Wait, that’s theirs…
At Hongsong-i’s sharp retort, Shrimp laughed as if she’d been waiting for this moment.
“Uhahahahaha!! No Obsidian?”
She glanced behind herself and snapped her fingers.
Snap!
Then the two best sword wielders, Parsley and Orange, stepped forward and drew their weapons.
Shing!
[Adamantium]
The Bard on Paprika’s side struck the drum.
Doodung! Doowoong!!
“Is this explanation enough…?”
-OMG
-Whoa
-King Godly Unemployed LOLOLOL
-Damn
-King Godly Adamantium OMG
-Wow LOLOLOL
-These crazy bastards LOLOLOL
-What is this???
The Bongbongs sitting on either side of me squirmed in their seats.
“This… this can’t be?”
“A-adamantium!? What in the world is that?”
The Bongbongs unfamiliar with Seok had never even seen such an ore before.
It was the same for me.
But my reaction was different.
I rose slowly and approached them at a measured pace.
And I proposed a negotiation.
“So you insist on fighting? If you surrender, I’ll only kill you once.”
-?
-??
Haha, damn it
Haha, that’s hilarious!
lol so funny
At those words, Shrimp giggled.
“Since you’re killing us anyway, why not make it ten times? Almond.”
Shrimp didn’t back down either, meeting my gaze head-on. The adamantium swords of the prosecutors standing on either side of her gleamed.
I nodded and drew my bow.
Then I commanded the Bongbongs on either side of me.
“Prepare twenty more execution platforms.”
-Kya
-Ah, today’s a fertile day indeed
-Now that’s the dignity of a magistrate
The Bards of the Knight Order drew out their trumpets this time.
Pam! Pam! Pam! Pababam!
In the plaza before Aseng, the ‘Great Arcade,’ Cheese Village and Paprika Village clash head-on.
-Kya
Normal match lol
What’s up with the bards leveling up lol
-Keu
-Why is my heart racing like this
Hahahahaha (laughing)
Please win, Shrimp ㅠㅠ End the dictatorship!
-Save Jello!!

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