Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1000

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 131
42. Fishing (2)
The Knight Order interviews hadn’t started yet, and there were only a few Streamers around at this hour.
If I didn’t attempt fishing now, when would I ever do it?
But then—
[Random Status Ailment: Dizziness]
[Random Status Ailment: Gravity 3x]
[Random Status Ailment: Freeze]
[Random Status Ailment: Poison]
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.
.
Boom, boom, boom.
The Viewers were piling on every conceivable status ailment.
They seemed to think fishing was the apocalypse of this world.
“Ughhhh….”
I staggered forward on wobbly legs from the dizziness, my hands turned a sickly blue from the poison, and I placed them on the door handle.
With gravity tripled, I could barely move, but I managed to open the door anyway.
Then it froze solid.
Boom.
Hahahahahahaha
Hahaha lol
I can’t translate this as it’s not text in any language—it appears to be ASCII art or symbols without linguistic meaning.
In Cheese Town, we’re the freshest pottery, you know what I’m saying?
“Hey, hey, just 100,000 won and you can mess with Almond? ㅇ/ㅇ/”
People are seriously hilarious lol
Please save Cheese Village from its demise ㅇ/
Insane Viewers were donating 100,000 won while attaching the Won-gi-ok mark.
“I, I’m still going to do it…!”
After the freeze wore off, I gritted my teeth and opened the door.
Creak.
-This is relentless
-Were you a legendary fisherman in your past life?
-You’re still fishing like this?
At this point, it’s something I could ask the viewers for ㅋㅋㅋ
-This bastard is milking them for money, needs more beating
Some thought I was doing this to milk donations, but that wasn’t it.
I was simply the type of person who tried harder when others told me to stop.
It just so happened that in this world, stopping me cost 100,000 won.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
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The fanfare continued to ring out relentlessly.
The number of zeros in his donation account was changing in real time.
-Threatening to fish for donations to rake in money… memo…
Money collection expert lol
-This much in donations from a place with not a drop of money?
-You’re all witnessing the sight of a money-hungry sparrow grinding his teeth to earn even more donations.
Haha, but will they actually do it?

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A moment later.
The door to a general store opens.
“W-what in the world is happening!?”
The shopkeeper, Pali, rushes over in shock.
“Good heavens, what happened to you!?”
A customer covered in every conceivable status ailment.
It was Almond.
“Ah… well… I was trying to do some fishing…”
“W-what on earth were you trying to catch!? Did you encounter Leviathan or something?”
“Levi… what?”
“Ah, never mind. Come inside first.”
Hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
That’s seriously bad/harsh, for real.
Finally Nautilion Shack came lolol
Once they reached the general store, the donation bombardment finally subsided.
“Phew.”
After catching his breath, Almond got back up and spoke to Pali.
“I’m looking to get a fishing rod.”
“A fishing rod? We don’t sell those. You’d be better off making simple tools yourself.”
“…Ah.”
It was so simple that they didn’t even stock it.
-Rubisword wins~!
Hahahaha so you weren’t going to sell it after all???
lol
Why won’t you sell it lol
His/her expression lol
‘Damn it.’
Disheartened, I browsed the general store looking for anything that might help with hunting.
“My, to think the village hero would end up in such a state. Just how grueling must that rescue operation have been!”
“…Excuse me?”
I had no way of knowing what he was talking about—I’d just stripped Mosol’s farmland of all its fertile soil.
“Why, you’re the star of that enormous photograph posted on the village bulletin board!”
What photograph is posted that prominently?
Nothing but incomprehensible nonsense.
-#&#(#(@
-??
-What are you talking about?
-*#*!!%#$
Judging by the filtered chat messages appearing, there seemed to be something I didn’t know about.
Of course, since this had all happened in just one night of real time, most viewers had no idea what was going on.
-??
-A hero???
If that guy’s a hero, then I’m a sage lol
-Nutillion is a hero?
What on earth is so wrong with it lol
From their perspective, nothing I’d done could possibly be called “heroic,” so the viewers were utterly baffled.
“Where is this bulletin board you mention?”
“It’s in the plaza. Balloon Daily News made it.”
“…?”
The name of the news outlet sounded like it would engage in quite a bit of trolling.
Hahahaha it’s a balloon hahahaha
Gum-shaped lolol
What, you became a journalist or something?ㅋㅋㅋ
Press company president chewing gum ㄷㄷ
-That name sounds like it would have tons of false reports
I gave up on buying anything at the general store and hurried out to the plaza.
“!”
The shopkeeper was right.
[Balloon Daily News]
A massive bulletin board with that name had been erected, and several articles were written on it.
[The Great Independence Fighter Balloon Gum Rests Here]
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While some surrendered to the invaders and agreed to offer the nation’s treasury, the martyr Balloon Gum resisted them by throwing his entire body into the lava.
The martyr later created a daily newspaper called Balloon Daily News to preserve the village’s identity…
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The first article lacks credibility from the start.
Hahahahahahaha
It’s a scam lol
“Independence fighter my ass lol”
What’s up with all this historical distortion lol
Isn’t that independent investing? lol
Surprisingly, there were comments beneath the article.
Miho: Balloon Gum… I’m standing by for you again today…
Pickle: Does “yeolsa” mean dying from heat? Then I’m screwed lol
-Doughnutz: Fake news peddlers, get out of here!
-Takoyaki: Press joy to mark x.
The comments appeared to use real names.
Lol what is this comment even saying lol
-Donuts lol
Real name verification system is terrifying (for real)
“The Agricultural Cooperative really dislikes Balloon Gum, huh?”
Because it was a real name system, everyone’s true feelings were laid bare.
Why had the Agricultural Cooperative come to dislike Balloon Gum?
The next article would explain it.
[Village “Great Fire” – Only the Knight Order rushed into those flames.]
A photograph of three men rushing into raging flames.
The previous article had only featured Balloon Gum’s selfie as a photo.
But this one had a strikingly vivid photograph.
It appeared closer to the truth.
-?
Why is it like this???ㅋㅋㅋ
When did you take this? ㅋㅋㅋ
Hahahahahahaha
-Is… is this history…?
Surely the history we know isn’t like this too… I’m getting scared now lolol
-Romance of the Three Kingdoms “Chronicles”
For viewers who knew the original historical records, Balloon Gum’s adapted version of history was so distorted it gave them chills.
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The great fire that broke out near Mosol’s home. It was a disaster that could have threatened not just Mosol, but the entire Cheese Village.
Yet not a single soul cast even a shadow at the scene. No one wanted to face countless monsters and a massive flame demon.
This was natural. Everyone fears death.
But were heroes different?
It was then that the Knight Order appeared.
They sprayed water and rushed fearlessly into the flames.
Though they failed to rescue Mosol, their courage in rushing forward was that of a hero’s….
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This article had an incomparably larger number of comments compared to the previous one.
-Goguma: Wait, when did you take this photo????
└Miho: Wow! The Knight Order! The heroes of Cheese Village!
Choux Cream: Hero… ㅠㅠㅠ
Lemon: I’m so proud to be a knight ㅠㅠ Sahyung ㅠㅠㅠ
Goguma’s comment was pinned as the best and displayed at the top.
‘So Goguma already saw it?’
Almond realized that while he was away, Bongbong and the others had already shaped public opinion to some degree.
Danmuji: Gobong sprayed the most water. There were so many monsters, I was scared ㅠ
Danmuji also left a comment like this, subtly boarding Balloon Gum’s narrative.
Almond’s viewers burst out laughing at this.
Hahahahahaha
and lol
These guys lol, just go ahead and board~
Haha, even the Bonbons have political skills, that’s crazy.
The arsonist has become a hero and people are even leaving comments on it lol
These crazy bastards lol
Why is lemon so cute lol
“Heh.”
Almond let out an exclamation as well.
Knowing the truth, there were no greater devils than these people.
Of course, counterattacks from the enemies also existed in the comments.
Baeksuk: You’re writing articles without fact-checking, journalist? ㅎㅎ They burned and killed everyone, so what hero are you talking about? ㅎㅎ
However, against one powerful photograph and public opinion already formed by the best comment, a handful of fact-checkers were useless.
└Miho: Wow! Conspiracy theorist! Didn’t you guys crash the potato prices?
Instead, only their own misdeeds were publicly exposed.
└Doridori: Wait???
Lemon: Yeah that’s right lol Doughnuts was like sell all the potatoes lol Almond thought he had planted potatoes lol
“Choux Cream: Huh… crazy. I also totally messed up the potatoes back then ㅠ”
Miho had brought up the potato illusion incident.
The damage from the potato crash back then had to be entirely shouldered by the people of other villages.
Not just a simple crash, but a delisting event where prices disappeared entirely.
The victims investigated the cause and eventually revealed it was the Agricultural Cooperative’s doing.
Yet the Agricultural Cooperative still relied on their numbers?
└Greentea: Don’t spread false information. Lemon?
Beer: Even spreading rumors like this ㅋㅋㅋ Did I become an enemy to the Agricultural Cooperative?
But this too was of little use.
└Miho: What Agricultural Cooperative? ^^ I never said Agricultural Cooperative?
└Shu Cream: Gotcha you bastard! (Podolly meme)
Miho’s trap card had even been activated.
└Soju: Ugh; spreading conspiracy theories like that
└Lemon: Right?? They’re the ones who pulled the conspiracy~
└Soju: No. You. You.
└Lemon: That’s what I’m saying. Baeksuk. You.
└Soju: ….
Lemon also demonstrated considerable combat prowess in the comments section, effortlessly overwhelming her enemies.
She wielded a peculiar rhetorical technique, much like judo, redirecting all the damage directed at her and flipping it back onto her opponents.
The Agricultural Cooperative couldn’t keep their wits about them.
└Maekju: It’s you. You.
└Lemon: Neeee-jaaa~ Nee~ Byaaa~
└Maekju: ?
Apparently concluding they had no chance of victory in this post, the core members of the Agricultural Cooperative like Doughnutz and the Middle-aged Detective didn’t even make an appearance.
-Lemon’s talent is insane lolol
-Miho’s trap card lololol so scary
-Miho’s living up to her name; nine-tailed fox style deception
-What happens when Streamers who normally read tens of thousands of chats start typing themselves.
Miho only knows about almonds here too ㅠㅠ
-Streamers’ comments are spicy hot lololol they were really going easy on viewers normally lol
-The comments are like watching martial arts masters battle. It’s terrifying…
Almond nodded while reading the chat.
“I think I need to assign Lemon to the cyber terrorism department.”
-Lololol
The boss’s order is crazy.
-Cyber terror lol
-So fitting lol
Even amid all this, the Knight Order Leader remained focused on personnel allocation.
“Ah, I should start by distributing the fertile soil first.”
-?
-??
-What about fishing?
-No lol
-Fishing abandoned?
The viewers who had once tried to stop him from fishing were now looking for it.
Almond turned around deliberately before their eyes and headed back toward the Danmuzip.
‘Where should I lay it?’
His mind was now filled with thoughts of distributing fertile soil and Knight Order interviews.
It seemed as though fishing had been completely erased from his thoughts.
Even when he wasn’t around, his members fought so hard for him. He couldn’t afford to keep something like fishing in his mind.
He ran forward without hesitation.
Where he was meant to be.
Danmuzip.
Ding ding ding!
Ding, ding!
Chime.
[Almond Special donated 5,000 won.]
[Bait <<< The word itself is bait]
-Oh
-So that's what it was lol
-Meta-cognitive bait lol
-Wow lol
-I can't believe it…
-At least you caught a lot of donations, let's have a drink~
-I'm not alone anymore…

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