Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1001

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 132
42. Fishing (3)
As lunchtime gradually approached.
People who were relatively active at the Agricultural Cooperative in the morning began trickling in one by one.
Doughnutz was one of them.
[Doughnutz has logged in.]
-Wow, streaming at this hour??
Hahahahahahaha
Why don’t you do economic broadcasts anymore, uncle?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Giving up my main job lol
-Survival Craft is my life…
It was extremely unusual for him to log in at this hour.
“Yawn. I’m… sleepy, but those damn Knight Order bastards keep me awake, so here I am.”
Survival Craft was clearly driving people insane.
“I’m not even going to look at the stock market for a while, honestly.”
He’d temporarily abandoned stock trading, which was practically his second job.
lol
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (lol/haha)
How much did the knights scratch anyway lol
I’m annoyed as hell lol
“Ah… that scene with Chiki-cha still haunts my dreams.”
That moment when Ppulranem was kicked by his feet in the flames.
It was practically PTSD.
“To win, it’s simple. Day and night, earnestly! Grind it out! Yeah?”
-Nice
-Is this Ivy League? Is this Ivy League?
Elite mindset lol
-Let’s go!
“Ah. By the way, I didn’t say only I would grind. Hahaha.”
As he spoke, Ppulranem and the Middle-aged Detective entered looking like they were dying of exhaustion.
“Ugh… Ah, no, seriously, who does the CEO think he is, calling meetings at this hour.”
“Hey! Why are you all like that with each other, you’re all CEOs!”
Hahahahaha as soon as he came in, instant kill hahahaha
If you eat spicy ramen, you get angry lol
These people are doing the circus at this hour lol, the almond effect is crazy lol
“Almond… just how much did you scratch anyway?ㅋㅋㅋ”
Ppulranem has a meltdown at the mention of Almond.
“Almond? Don’t talk about Almond in chat. Yeah? What did Almond scratch—that’s not why I came here!”
hahahahahaha
My skin got scratched up lolololol
-Hahahaha
-Let’s invite you again later
“I already did a guest appearance last time! Does this look like a joke to you? This isn’t a game~ I’m serious. You’re turning on the game at this hour and asking if it looks like a game?!”
-I’m, I’m scared…
-Hahahaha his eyes flipped back haha
-He’s totally furious haha
Actually, Ppulranem was even angrier than Doughnutz.
He was the one kicked by the foot, and he was the one who spread the fire.
As a result, he received the most criticism at the Agricultural Cooperative hearing.
“No, seriously, this is too much. We all burned to death. How did Almond become the hero? Huh?”
Despite such sacrifice, they weren’t even allowed to act like heroes.
“Those wealthy bastards stealing even our poverty… They’re really killing me….”
-Hahahahahahahaha
-Hahahaha
-Haha haha
-This is seriously hilarious haha
-Jjin’s spirit haha
Doughnutz patted him and nodded.
“That’s right. Your spirit’s good, friend. I’ve actually worked out a strategy, and we can create a way to get ahead of the Knight Order.”
“…What is it?”
If it was Doughnutz’s strategy, it wouldn’t be ordinary.
“You’re always coming up with strategies and they all fall apart….”
“Profession.”
Doughnutz, who was always on the receiving end from Almond.
But even his words this time tickled my ears sweetly.
“Profession…?”
It sounded plausible.
“You know that Knight Order is all unemployed, right?”
“Y, yes.”
“They don’t have time to earn profession coins. Farming fertile soil is grueling. Meanwhile, we’ve almost completed Farmer Tier 1.”
“That’s true. But what does that matter? Having more Farmer Tier 1 means more production, so what? It won’t work against fertile soil!”
Doughnutz shook his head.
“Nah, what are you saying. Don’t talk like that. I’ve looked into Lava Mages a bit.”
“…!”
Lava Mages?
Those powerful invaders?
Both Ppulranem and the Middle-aged Detective’s eyes widened.
“That’s a profession that comes out from Miner Tier 4, right? So, doesn’t Farmer have something like that too?”
That’s right.
Farmer also had a combat profession that could be obtained.
“Druid.”
A magical class that communicated with plants and animals, bending them to one’s will—the “Druid.”
“But wouldn’t it take forever to reach the fourth advancement? The Knight Order recruitment has already started….”
The real problem was how grueling the fourth advancement actually was.
“That’s where the strategy comes in, my friend.”
Doughnutz grinned and tapped his own head.
“Our advantage isn’t just the classes—it’s sheer numbers. Numbers.”
“Uh… but?”
“But nothing. Once we advance, we just keep accumulating coins and the third and fourth advancements flow naturally. We just dump all those coins into one or two people!”
“!”
He was right.
I’d seen firsthand how devastating a single Lava Mage could be.
“Insane… this insane ivory trigger. Absolutely insane. Wow…!”
“I have to admit, even my deductive skills don’t reach this level.”
Ppulranem and the Middle-aged Detective were utterly thrilled.
Because it genuinely sounded plausible.
“If a Druid’s strength is what we think…!”
“This actually has real potential.”
Druid.
I didn’t know what abilities it possessed.
But it just felt like it would be powerful, didn’t it?
“Wow…! Let’s give each other a high five!”
*Slap!*
“Agricultural Cooperative! Agricultural Cooperative! Fighting!”
“Fiiighting!!”

* * *
“I’ll plant the fertile soil first~”
Thump-thump-thump-thump!
Almond dashed toward the field to plant the fertile soil.
But then─
‘Huh?’
Slash!
Someone stepped into his path.
“Oh? Wait, just a moment!”
Screeeech.
Almond came to an abrupt halt.
‘What. He’s just an NPC.’
Some unknown NPC.
He spoke like this.
“So our village’s hero has truly returned!?”
Huh?
Even the NPCs thought he was a hero.
‘Is it because of Balloon Gum?’
That was it.
Rumors spread by a random person were different from rumors spread by a Streamer.
A Streamer’s words didn’t just circulate as gossip among Players.
They actually influenced the village’s system.
The NPCs genuinely accepted the news.
That was the Streamer’s power.
“I’m the Mining Master called ‘Gocaeng.'”
The one blocking the path suddenly introduced himself.
“I hear you don’t have a profession?”
Gocaeng rested his pickaxe on his shoulder and grinned widely.
“How about becoming a miner? You seem to have the talent for it.”
Ah, it was about the profession.
-Job salesman lol
-What is this lol
He’s even working in sales, lol.
“…Sorry about that.”
“?”
Almond simply slipped past him.
A miner, of all things.
“I’m going to become a Fisherman instead.”
I was destined to be a Fisherman.
-?
-Unknown
Suddenly catfishing me out?ㅋㅋ
“Like that was ever going to happen lol”
Gocaeng tilts his head in confusion.
“That… is that so? But Hero, you don’t seem to have any talent in that direction at all?”
He adds while swinging his pickaxe through the air.
Whoosh. Whoosh.
“Like this! You have talent in swinging it like this. Do you understand?”
“I understand!”
That’s when it happened.
Thwack!
Suddenly another NPC appears beside Gocaeng.
[Gaal Avatte]
“If you till the field by swinging it like that, then that’s farming, isn’t it?”
He was the NPC Avatte who handled the farmer class change.
“Therefore, you have great talent as a farmer.”
I’m grinding up the field lol
I’m dying laughing at this field plowing ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Farmer coins are brutal grinding…
Almond hadn’t avoided thinking about changing to a farmer class.
But he’d given it up because it turned out to be unexpectedly tedious.
“For the Hero, I’ll specially allow you to change classes with just one farmer coin.”
“What, what? I only need one miner coin too!”
He’s even offering to reduce the coins normally requiring five down to just one.
“…Why are you copying me! You yangban!”
“Copying? That’s what I was trying to say from the start!”
Moreover, the gathered NPCs weren’t just these two.
The major profession NPCs began following after hearing the commotion.
“There! Over there!”
“Huh? Excuse me!”
“Almond!”
What’s going on?
Almond was bewildered.
What on earth is happening.
I understand I’m a Hero, but I don’t understand why they’re making such a fuss about a profession.
“The village’s Hero, but actually unemployed? Is this really true!”
“The Hero is unemployed? We must absolutely recruit them to our profession.”
“A Hero… unemployed?”
An unemployed Hero.
This is the whole story of the incident.
The Hero Knight Order, who had been the object of the village’s admiration and envy, was revealed to actually be unemployed—and now everyone was coming to recruit me to their side.
“Come to me!”
“Join us! You have talent!”
“Over here! Here!”
The small village street had transformed into a bustling plaza.
“No, I’m not interested, I’m telling you.”
Almond stubbornly refused and walked toward Danmuzip, but
the NPCs all chased after me all the way to the building.
“Just think about it for a moment.”
“Is it now or never? Huh?”
“I’ve waited for you my whole life, Hero.”
They followed with an eerie persistence.
“Wait, isn’t this a bug?”
-Why are they like this lol
-The AI must be low quality…
-What are you saying lol
I’d known Circe’s AI wasn’t exactly top-tier, but I hadn’t expected it to be this bad.
At this rate, the village couldn’t function properly.
Since all the former NPCs were gathered here, all the streamers trying to change jobs had to come to this location too.
“Ah, no! Gaal Avatte! What do we do if you’re here!? That farmer job change coi—”
One streamer actually approached with a farmer job change coin and tried to speak.
“——SCREEEEEECH!”
“?!”
“I’m in the middle of something important! Have you no sense! Butting in! Butting in!”
“….”
The streamer seemed to have taken considerable emotional damage.
“Waaaaaahhhhh!”
He then let out a wailing cry and ran off to another location.
-Who is that person lol
Hahahahahaha
-What lol
-Oh my lol
-This is insane lol
After that, the other streamers also began getting rejected for job changes by the NPCs.
Eventually, even the village administrators made an appearance.
[Camembert]
He pushed through the crowd and barely managed to reach out, patting my shoulder.
“Ah…ugh! Um… Mond! You need to make a choice! The village won’t function properly!!”
“….”
But that was impossible.
Amusingly, among all these NPCs, there wasn’t a single one who oversaw the Fisherman profession.
“I want to become a Fisherman. But there’s no Fisherman.”
“Ah, so you’re saying…what?”
“A Fisherman.”
“You’re still hung up on that?”
An obsession even the administrators couldn’t believe.
The NPCs grew irritated at the mention of Fisherman.
“A Fisherman? Can you even call such an idle pursuit a profession?”
“That fellow doesn’t even show up here. He’s simply uninterested in worldly affairs!”
“Who would do such a thing! In this day and age!”
The perception of the Fisherman profession seemed quite poor.
But that actually had the opposite effect.
Wasn’t Almond saying something like this to the viewers?
“Wow, now I really want to become a Fisherman even more.”
Almond seemed to actually prefer that free-spirited aspect of the Fisherman.
-Oh…
-Stop the madness
lol
Don’t lie, lol.
“Ah… Almond? If you could just pick something… the server’s going to crash!”
Camembert fidgeted anxiously, flustered that Almond still hadn’t made a choice.
The server’s fate is in the hands of a guy like this ㅠㅠ
-???:Hero! Please!
How do you like it? Haha
“He’s literally a reckless warrior lol”
Regardless, Almond declared he would reject everything.
“Ahem. Everyone, I will be rejecting all of these. I’m going to be a Fish….”
“Oh, but wait, you there!”
A voice with an unmistakably dignified resonance rang out.
The surroundings fell silent in an instant.
*Swish.*
Someone emerged from among the gathered profession NPCs.
From the way everyone parted to make way, he appeared to be someone of high standing.
It was a Sage-like Old Man with a long white beard.
“You possess a Village Patron Coin?”
Even Camembert froze in surprise at his appearance.
“Gasp… Al… Already?”
He seemed to be an NPC of considerable rank.
Almond asked him respectfully.
“Are you the Fisherman?”
Are you gonna?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Hahahahahaha
What the hell did I just say lol
“Please beat this guy with the golden and silver axes, fairy ㅠㅠ”
Hahahaha / Lol
Hehehehe.
The Immortal simply laughed it off with amusement.
“No, no. Fishing is certainly a fine hobby, I’m sure, but I see something more in you than that. You had sponsor coins, didn’t you?”
“…Uh, no? I don’t have anything like that.”
I did.
Almond had simply forgotten what it was.
It was the coin Danmuji received after selling his field to Bigfarm.
-Wait a minute
What do you mean there’s nothing? lol
-Is this some kind of flirting or something?
A miraculous memory lol
“As soon as I found the external walnut, my skills dropped like crazy, what’s up with that lol”
“You do have it. You simply forgot.”
Ding.
The Immortal snapped his fingers and pulled it from my inventory.
“I’m just an ordinary old man who’s settled in this village for a long time. That’s all there is to it.”
I couldn’t begin to guess what this old man would say next.
The viewers felt the same way.
Many theories circulated, but none of them were correct.
“I’ve loved this land as long as I’ve lived here. That’s why I hoped a hero would come and protect this village with me.”
“…?”
Ting~!
The Immortal snapped his fingers and pulled out a massive coin.
Unlike other job coins, it gleamed with an amber light like a precious jewel.
[Legendary Job Discovered!]
A message appeared announcing that a legendary-grade job had been discovered.
“You’re the right one for this.”

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