Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 76

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I’m curious about it though

 

That was too big to be called a chest.

 

‘…What the hell is this.’

 

Just like how your thoughts stop when you see someone truly handsome or beautiful.

 

My brain also froze the moment I saw Lera in person.

 

And at the same time, a certain anecdote from the past came to mind.

 

On SNS, people would curse endlessly about how a female character’s body was unrealistic and impossible in reality.

 

But when the actual model for that female character appeared, everyone just went silent and ran away.

 

Who would have thought I’d experience the destructive power of an unrealistic body appearing in reality here.

 

“Mungi?”

 

“Uh, ah… uh… yes, yes yes… yes, Lera.”

 

“But do you know something?”

 

“What, what do you mean…?”

 

“That women with big chests can 100% feel gazes directed at their chest?”

 

“I sometimes 100% feel gazes directed at my crotch too, so I guess it’s similar.”

 

“…You don’t back down with a single word, do you.”

 

“If I back down here, it’s a male defeat, so I can’t do that.”

 

We lightly exchanged verbal sparring in our brief conversation.

 

Looking at Lera who was still holding the lunch box instead of extending it toward me.

 

“Um, uh… would you like to come in…”

 

I made a polite offer.

 

“Oh my, you don’t have to, but I’ll take you up on that offer.”

 

Lera grabbed the door, opened it wide, and stepped right in.

 

‘She’s quite tall too.’

 

At least late 160s.

 

Come to think of it, wasn’t Ttaranta around early 170s.

 

I could definitely feel that the average height in South Korea has increased these days.

 

The women around me were all quite tall.

 

But that aside.

 

‘No matter how much I try to think about height, my gaze eventually goes to her chest.’

 

In front of such overwhelming size, other thoughts didn’t last very long.

 

“Mungi, you said on your broadcast that your house was small, but it’s more spacious than I thought?”

 

“Ah, well that’s because… yes well… I was lucky to get it cheap. Still, if you look around Gyeonggi Province, you can often find places like this.”

 

“Oh… sniff sniff, you live quite cleanly too.”

 

“No, why are you… aren’t you smelling a bit too openly? Then I’ll just go ahead and…”

 

“Just go ahead and?”

 

While we were having a light conversation, when Lera smiled and turned her body.

 

My gaze was once again completely stolen by the gravity and inertia that followed her movement.

 

This is insane.

 

Was I always such a beast? Was my sexual desire always this strong?

 

I’m surprised at myself.

 

‘My military days… during Training Camp, when we watched girl group videos during political education and had reactions… it’s like seeing those times again.’

 

How shallow human gaze is, and how it moves according to instinct and unconsciousness.

 

“I’m just saying… you shouldn’t take it that way.”

 

“To begin with, Mungi-nim’s body is… too violent to just end with words.”

 

I can feel Lera-nim’s gaze piercing into my chest.

 

Was this what she meant when she first said she could feel gazes on her chest?

 

But suddenly, as I stood there facing Lera-nim inside the house like this.

 

A question arose.

 

“Is it okay for you to reveal your Red Pill? Showing your bare face like this?”

 

It was the fact that Lera-nim had come to our house with her bare face showing.

 

Objectively speaking, she has an incredibly pretty face.

 

Personally, among all the women I’ve seen in real life, the prettiest ones were.

 

In no particular order, Ttaranta, Na-kyung, and Jjining.

 

The cute one was EV.

 

‘Lera-nim is also on the pretty side.’

 

If I gathered all five of them to debut as a girl group, couldn’t they immediately dominate the Entertainment Industry?

 

That’s how overwhelming Lera-nim’s bare face truly was.

 

Languid and relaxed like a cat? A fox? Should I describe it that way?

 

That face with slightly curved eye corners folding as she smiled was unreal.

 

“Because you’re too pretty and it might cause controversy?”

 

“No, that’s not… what if it gets revealed? It’s… honestly a very presumptuous thing to say, but I was wondering if you’re being too… careless.”

 

“Ah, it’s fine. People don’t know anyway, even when I walk around like this.”

 

“What?”

 

“When I walk around like this, they think aspiring actress, aspiring idol… influencer, they don’t think VTuber Red Pill! You know what I mean, right?”

 

I immediately nodded at Lera’s answer.

 

Because there couldn’t be a cleaner explanation than this.

 

It was similar logic to how people see me and don’t say “Internet Broadcasting person!” but ask if I’m an actor, model, or athlete.

 

“And those Red Pill leaks going around, they’re from too early in my Broadcasting days… the quality is so bad they can’t tell it’s me now.”

 

“Is that so?”

 

“When I take the Subway, the person sitting next to me was watching my YouTube Video… but they didn’t recognize me.”

 

Maybe they don’t notice more because she walks around confidently without hiding?

 

Newly realizing why the saying “hide a tree in the forest” exists.

 

“Ahem.”

 

“…”

 

I quietly watched Lera-nim as she leisurely walked around examining our house.

 

“Lera-nim.”

 

“Yes?”

 

“But why… I mean, I don’t understand the current situation…”

 

“Yes, yes.”

 

“Why are you staying…?”

 

“No, so… did you really think I’d just give you the lunch box and whoosh away? I’m not a maid…”

 

“Ah, no, it’s not that, it’s just too… I mean, I don’t intend to be rude… but the purpose is unclear…”

 

If lunch box delivery was the primary and only purpose.

 

Wouldn’t it be right to end it right there? But to come into the house and look around?

 

From my perspective, this was incomprehensible behavior.

 

Of course.

 

‘From a Lera fan’s perspective, this would be incredibly grateful…? It could be hitting the jackpot.’

 

Looking at it differently, it just seems like close broadcasting colleagues hanging out.

 

So how should I put this.

 

‘Even though she’s wearing modest clothing, that ridiculous size is making me nervous for no reason… making me act strange.’

 

For the first time in my life, I found myself reacting like a light novel male protagonist.

 

“Since I’m already here, I was thinking of just… um… watching you eat my lunch box in real time before I go.”

 

“Yes?”

 

“What?”

 

“No… so you’re saying while I’m eating, you’ll be watching me from across the table? In a very burdensome way?”

 

“Yes, I’ll be watching like this?”

 

Saying that, Lera naturally headed to the dining table.

 

She sat down right away and then naturally placed both the lunch box and something large on the table.

 

“…”

 

Wait, that was going up there? Should I say it was resting on top?

 

In many ways, this short period of time was shocking.

 

Who would have thought I’d actually witness a setting only possible in romantic comedy manga.

 

“Mungi, but isn’t your gaze a bit too obvious?”

 

“No… but if you rest it there like that, naturally my gaze…?”

 

“Come on, you just don’t have to look.”

 

How can I not look at that? Are you telling me to pluck out my eyes right now?

 

Holding back my desire to retort, I walked step by step with difficulty to sit across from Lera.

 

The lunch box, yes, let’s focus on the lunch box.

 

The lunch box on the table had three tiers.

 

As soon as I unwrapped the cloth, what I saw was a pink lunch container.

 

“It looks delicious.”

 

“I haven’t even opened the contents yet.”

 

“There’s the smell, the smell.”

 

“…It does smell delicious.”

 

Answering that way, as soon as I opened the lunch container, what I saw was.

 

Boiled pork separated by different cuts of meat.

 

And in the compartment below that were wrap vegetables and sauce, and underneath that was rice with the fragrant smell of sesame oil.

 

“Ta-da! This is Lera’s special 3-tier bossam lunch box! Doesn’t it look delicious?!”

 

As Lera said this, she leaned her body toward me.

 

At that moment, two massive moving gravitational forces definitely caught my attention.

 

‘Cat, melon, watermelon, get a grip.’

 

I fixed my gaze back on the bossam lunch box.

 

“Yes… I’ll try it right away then.”

 

I continued eating as quickly as possible, like a crab hiding its eyes.

 

Actually, I hadn’t planned to eat quickly, but the food was genuinely so delicious that my eating speed naturally increased.

 

“But really, when men get tasty food, they don’t say anything and just eat? This is my first time seeing this.”

 

“Is this your first time packing a lunch box for a man?”

 

“Of course, who would I pack this for? Why would I? It never even came up.”

 

“I thought you would have been really popular…”

 

“I’m the same as Mungi, a lifelong single. In broadcaster terms, I’m a perfect virgin with a pure heart and body.”

 

Cough.

 

To think there’s actually a virgin who says “virgin with a pure heart and body” out loud.

 

‘This is really a precious virgin.’

 

I continued eating while having various random thoughts.

 

After the meal ended, since Lera kept staring at me and I felt bad just sending her away.

 

“…Should I make you some coffee?”

 

“Instant mix?”

 

“No, drip coffee. I know how to make it… well, rather than knowing how, I just have the equipment?”

 

“Wow, Mungi, you’d be good at cafe part-time work then? If you know how to brew coffee?”

 

“When I was in financial trouble before, I did various part-time jobs, this was one of the skills I picked up.”

 

Of course, I was really good at the job, I was an ace after all.

 

As the conversation flowed naturally, my gaze naturally moved from bottom to top.

 

From her chest to her face.

 

‘She has a beauty mark under her left eye.’

 

Her hair was really voluminous, giving exactly the same feeling as her VTuber character.

 

If there were any differences, it would be the hair color and eye color.

 

“But why do you do VTuber work?”

 

“Why do you do game broadcasting, Mungi?

 

“Ah, that kind of feeling.”

 

“Yes, exactly.”

 

After that, we had various conversations.

 

The surprisingly trivial talk went on longer than expected.

 

About 2 hours had passed.

 

“Mmm… It feels good to chat with someone after such a long time, but it would be awkward to stay longer, so I’ll get going.”

 

“Ah, yes, goodbye.”

 

“You’re not feeling disappointed? A beauty like me is just leaving? If you keep acting like this, I’ll just sleep over here?”

 

“Then I’ll have no choice but to just turn on my broadcast…”

 

“You really won’t say a single word, hmm… Then I’ll at least take something as a return gift for the lunch box.”

 

“A return gift?”

 

“Yes, hmm… What would be good, ah I want to wear that when I go.”

 

“?”

 

Lera was about to leave the house when she suddenly grabbed the hoodie hanging on my chair.

 

“I can take this, right? I want to know what a men’s hoodie feels like.”

 

“…Huh, what? Yes, yes.”

 

And so my hoodie was taken away.

 

“Then see you again next time!”

 

Lera came and disappeared like a typhoon.

 

And about 5 minutes later.

 

> Hey

 

> Hey

 

> Hey

 

> Hey

 

> Did Lera come to your room?

 

> She didn’t, right?

 

> She just gave you the lunch box and left, right?

 

Suddenly Ttaranta messaged me.

 

< Huh?

 

< No, she watched me eat and then left

 

< And when she left she took my hoodie too

 

> What?

 

> Aha

 

> I see

 

“What… Did she really contact me just to ask about this? She suddenly cut off the conversation.”

 

Why is she acting like this?

 

++++++

 

“I can’t forgive this!!!”

 

I haven’t even received clothes with Mungi’s deep scent on them yet.

 

How dare she make the first move on my boyfriend’s hoodie? This was absolutely unforgivable.

 

‘The clothes I gave him… Mungi wore them… and another woman is taking them…?’

 

I had let my guard down because of the date, but such fox-like behavior existed.

 

It was extremely shocking.

 

‘This is what I was planning to do.’

 

Currently, the setup outfits I had given to Mungi numbered up to about 17.

 

Later, using the excuse of washing and taking care of these, I collected them all.

 

I was planning to bury myself in them and do some swimming for a bit.

 

You took one of them?

 

You’re crazy.

 

“Bear doll!!!”

 

Today I will release all my anger on the bear doll.

 

Ttaranta made that resolution over and over again.

 

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The day after receiving Lera’s lunch box, at lunchtime.

 

“Mungi, I’m here.”

 

As promised, EV arrived the next day.

 

“Did Lera come yesterday?”

 

“Yes, she came.”

 

“…She came? So she didn’t just drop it off and leave? She was here?”

 

“Yes.”

 

A few simple exchanges.

 

I thought EV would leave right away after that.

 

Pitter-patter.

 

Suddenly she slipped into my house.

 

Plop.

 

She sat down right in front of the dining table.

 

“I, I want to watch you eat everything too. Like a review… I’ll use it for YouTube too!”

 

She declared it like that.

 

As soon as I confirmed that EV had turned on her camera.

 

“Honey, why did you prepare so much?”

 

I immediately went into broadcast mode.

 

As soon as I opened the lunch box lid, I was slightly flustered.

 

‘Eel, abalone… why is it so full of stamina food.’

 

I don’t even have anywhere to use this energy.

 

With those thoughts, I cleanly cleared the lunch box.

 

EV also took one of my clothes just like Lera did.

 

This time it was a dress shirt, and somehow Ttaranta found out about this too and asked the same question again.

 

> Hey

 

> Again?

 

< What do you mean again

 

> Did you get your clothes taken again as thanks for the lunch box

 

< It wasn’t taken, she said she was curious about how a men’s shirt feels so I lent it to her

 

< What lol I guess that’s the natural reaction of girls who have feelings for me? lol

 

I even played around

 

> Oh okay

 

> Yeah

 

The reply came exactly like that and the conversation was cut off again.

 

What the hell?

 

The moment I turned on the broadcast with that question in mind.

 

“Mungha.”

 

– Mungha

 

– Mh

 

– Mung-ppo *3*

 

– Deep Mung Kiss =3=

 

– Deep Munghyeo “3”~

 

– Ex

 

– plain

 

– Ex

 

“What’s with the sudden explanation.”

 

Suddenly chat messages demanding an explanation started flooding in.

 

Do I have something to explain? The moment I thought that.

 

– Right after receiving lunch boxes from two women

 

– Do you think it makes sense that Garden officially starts accepting We Got Married content applicants?

 

– You have connections with Garden!!

 

– Explain! Explain!

 

I was flustered by the really out-of-nowhere content.

 

What? We Got Married content was announced?

 

‘But what does that have to do with me.’

 

It seems like some announcement was posted.

 

I haven’t read it yet but I got curious.

 

“But can you marry multiple people in that?”

 

– ?

 

– What crazy talk is that

 

– Are you insane?

 

Come on, I’m just curious about harem marriage.

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