Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 75
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Woman’s Intuition
How did the topic of lunch boxes come up?
The incident began with EV.
To be precise, it was when they had nothing particular to do and lit a campfire in front of the Last Base.
Crackle crackle.
The internet culture of chatting around a campfire had been around for quite a while.
People naturally started bringing up all sorts of random topics without hesitation.
And then.
“Camping used to be my hobby, you know? So when I roast marshmallows my way, it’s absolutely amazing.”
By chance, the topic turned to food.
“Marshmallows? Over a campfire?”
“Yes, it’s so romantic. Like, you know? Staring into the campfire at the camping ground, spacing out while watching the flames…!”
EV said this while subtly glancing at Mungi.
Ever since he saved her from the stalker, she had been trying to create opportunities to connect with him.
But the world wouldn’t leave Mungi alone, and it had been so long since they could have a conversation like this.
‘Ugh… honestly I want to repay him more… but I’m worried it might be too burdensome, so I don’t know what to do.’
If she was going to repay him, she should have just given everything at once.
After giving him the computer, camera, and reward money, she couldn’t figure out what to give next.
Normally, she would have arranged a meal appointment or something to treat him to dinner.
But being fellow broadcasters, she knew how difficult and bothersome it was to clear schedules.
So she couldn’t rashly bring that up either.
Therefore.
‘I’ll just guide the conversation this way and maybe we can go camping together…!’
Camping.
Camping is for those who are crazy about it, those who can’t live without camping.
To take people who aren’t familiar with camping, you have to set up everything from 1 to 100.
Even after that, the probability of them actually wanting to go was still quite low.
So EV decided to start building up for this from now.
“How do you feel about things like staring into fires, Mungi?”
“Ah, I really hate that stuff. Honestly, I never understood campfires at school either… just staring at fire, what’s the point… I find lying down and looking at my phone much more fun during that time.”
In less than 10 seconds, her buildup was completely shattered.
“Wow, Mungi… really, from what I’ve observed, you’re so T. You’d get 100% T, right? I feel like if I stabbed you with a sword, only air would come out.”
“Really, Mungi’s social skills must come from his face, right? If I said something like that with my face, seriously wow…”
– For real
– This is something only Mungi can pull off though
– It’s even funnier because Mungi says it so seriously
– Handsome man = walking laughing gas, remember that if you don’t know
– Absolutely for real
– For real
– Mung-ppo for real
– Multiple Munpo Clone Technique! (‘3’3’3’3’3’3’)
– What the hell is this now lmaooooooo
– Just how many types are going to keep increasing
– Can’t handle this
– Make a Munpo-ticon for us, Mungi
But even so, EV didn’t give up.
“Then what do you like, Mungi? You know, like situational foods, like marshmallows when camping, that kind of feeling.”
“Ah, I… well, if I had to say, sushi at home…? Chicken is fine too… pizza is a bit heavy…”
“You don’t eat well?”
“Usually I eat mainly chicken breast and vegetables, just with rice… or I just roughly air fry some chicken thigh and eat it, keeping it light. Or delivery food like I mentioned earlier?”
– Mungi this bastard is surprisingly fucking thorough with body management
– His diet is strict lololololol
– Hmm overall he plagiarized me, except for appearance, physical skills, diet management, and wit, he’s basically a copy of me?
– For real
– For real
– Mungchu
– But if you take all that away, what’s left?
– You all remain
– Ahh… simply radiant
Perk up.
A man who doesn’t take good care of his meals.
Could there be anything easier to approach than this?
So EV decided to gather her courage.
Just like Yoo Na-kyung had done in 【Love Code】.
‘Mungi is surprisingly weak to direct approaches.’
Rather than saying he was weak, it was more that when someone approached him with sincerity, he would respond with equal sincerity right away.
For now, such details weren’t important to EV.
“Then… um, I should cook for you sometime later. Since you don’t take care of yourself like that…”
“Cooking? Now that you mention it, cooking… that’s great. I’ve always wondered while watching anime and manga… ah, just how delicious must lunch boxes made by women be? I had that thought. Since this might actually happen in real life, I’m quite looking forward to it…”
“Wait, hold on EV, what about me?”
“Huh? What about me?”
“Dal-geun oppa, don’t you have someone you’re seeing? Can I mention her name? No wait, I’ll become a malicious We Got Married auntie, won’t I?”
“…Ah.”
“And Sakgang oppa is… no matter how much we’re looking for broadcast content, um, he’s someone who’ll become a married man soon.”
“…”
As soon as the lunch box was mentioned, the tiki-taka flowed appropriately right away.
In that flow, EV’s character subtly glanced at Mungi’s character.
Now, how would he respond?
While everyone was curious.
“…If you really would take care of me, a lunch box? Lunch box… um, lunch boxes are great. A lunch box from a woman, this is really… it feels like a 2.5D girlfriend, though there wasn’t much lunch box mention there, but somehow it feels like a manga character popping out… a lunch box made by a beautiful girl…”
Mungi’s monologue continued.
“…”
The four people with Mungi realized anew just how genuinely he loved manga.
To think he’d give examples like that even here.
Well, if he wasn’t this sincere about it, he wouldn’t have brought up the Lize cosplay story on GTA for no reason.
– Crazy bastard
– He’s definitely lost his mind
– You’re not normal
– 2.5D girlfriend bullshit
– It’s tempting, isn’t it?
– That was really information I wanted to know, thank you
– Yeah, the character you guys simp for Blalang Shin skin << can be summarized as this
– Yeah yeah, that’s true. I dropped 100,000 won trying to pull Blah and the new skin ㅇㅇ
– I absolutely can’t stand skins that aren’t wearing underwear ㅇㅇ
– But there’s something else I can’t resist, that’s Mungi Kkeoseu ahh /This viewer has been banned
– Couldn’t resist it
– Ah, one more person has left us in the end ㅠㅠ
– Oh noble martyr ㅠㅠ
– But a beautiful girl ‘making’ lunch boxes, isn’t this really suggestive? /This viewer has been banned
– There really aren’t many normal people in Mungi’s room
– You probably have both your eyes, right? lol Are you stupid?
– In a village of one-eyed people, it’s the two-eyed person who’s abnormal, yeah
– Snowball village hahahahaha
That’s when the conversation about lunch boxes really began.
“What, Mungi… are you appealing that you want to receive a lunch box right now?”
By the way, this wasn’t something EV said.
Dal-geun, who actually has a girl he’s seeing.
“Since Mungi has that kind of face, he’s just blatantly asking women to make him lunch boxes.”
It could be seen as a perfect toss made with the perfect timing sense of Chasakgang, who would soon become a married man.
When Dal-geun and Chasakgang, who are among the quickest at reading situations among men, appropriately set up the ball.
“No, the conversation is getting… of course I did say I would do it… then should I really make one for you?”
EV immediately caught it and spiked it down.
But here a new variable occurred.
“No… but I’m gradually being left out of this conversation, and I’m really good at cooking too, you know?”
That was Lera, who was in the same position as EV.
Since only 4 people were having a conversation in a group of 5.
Lera, who couldn’t not join the conversation, watched for timing and entered at the most perfect moment.
“…But Lera, you don’t seem like you’d be good at cooking?”
And Mungi brilliantly countered that.
“What? No, do you really think that?”
“Huh? Oh… a little?”
“Then I’ll really bring a lunch box, so if it tastes good, what will you do? Will you grant my wish then?”
“Should we do that?”
The situation suddenly changed from EV making a lunch box.
To both Lera and EV each making lunch boxes to give to Mungi.
‘How did it end up like this?’
Mungi thought about why the situation had changed like this.
‘…Finally, I get to see Mungi-nim in person too.’
Lera had achieved a successful outcome from this conversation.
EV was about to make a strange expression but hurriedly managed her facial expression.
‘Could it be that Lera-nim too?’
It was a possibility that couldn’t be completely denied.
After all, one of the reasons Mungi was able to grow so big was because of Lera’s concert statement.
Through this, Lera, who had no contact with men at all, began collaborating with male streamers in earnest.
Should I say she broke away from her somewhat stiff image that she had until now.
In that regard, it was natural for her to think about wanting to get a little closer to Mungi.
Besides, the man in question was none other than Mungi-nim, so honestly, it was impossible to have no feelings at all.
Well, it didn’t matter anyway.
‘Capturing a man’s stomach… well, that’s nothing.’
EV was very confident in her cooking.
Dad’s statement) Our daughter’s food is the most delicious in the world, 1st place,
Mom’s statement) Ready to get married, 677 times,
Younger brother’s statement) God is fair, giving such cooking skills to someone with sister’s personality, 56 times,
Friend’s statement) If she had seduced men with lunch boxes earlier, she would have already escaped being perpetually single, etc.
Really various experiences proved her cooking skills.
So she thought capturing a man’s stomach would be nothing.
“Then when should I make it for you?”
EV tried to set a date to make it a perfect established fact.
“The sooner the better… I’m the lucky man who gets to try both of your cooking, um… If this were a harem, ha… what should I call this, the position of wondering whose lunch box to eat first? If it were me, I’d say it coolly, I’ll eat your lips first. Like that…”
Suddenly Mungi’s nonsense continued.
And hearing that.
“You said Mungi-nim was perpetually single, right?”
Chasakgang calmly asked about Mungi’s dating experience.
“…Why?”
“…I understood everything from that answer just now.”
“Pfft.”
With Dal-geun’s laughter, Mungi’s dating history was nakedly exposed.
– Your lips bullshit
– Young Mungi is really driving me crazy, driving me crazy
– How the hell are you in your mid-twenties you crazy bastard
– Hahahahahahaha
– This boomer literature is so fucking touching
– You kept going on about Mung-ppo Mung-ppo but you really love lips huh
– I like Mungi’s soft lips >=<!!!
– Mungop-nim, have you arrived
– King of Editors-nim
“Well, for me… the sooner the better. Since I’m getting free food, it’s better to eat it quickly. You all know my Talk ID anyway, so when you decide on a date, just contact me and I’ll give you my home address. No wait, it’s a bit presumptuous for someone receiving a lunch box to also get delivery… Should I come to you? But that’s also a bit… hmm, if an outside man goes to a woman’s house, the Yuksu Hyungnims will get fired up again… at a meeting point…”
Mungi rambled on after realizing his dating experience had been deduced.
‘Mungi-nim was also a lifelong single…!’
‘…Then is Mungi-nim also, you know, a vi, virgin? Is he a virgin?’
EV and Lera’s attention was already focused on that topic.
The lunch box? Maybe that was actually just an excuse to bring up this subject.
Of course.
“Then I’ll bring it in… three days? Three days from now.”
EV didn’t forget her original purpose.
“I’ve heard enough about EV-nim’s cooking skills… to know it’s dangerous. Then I’ll deliver mine in two days!”
Lera also set a date to achieve her initial goal.
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Two days later.
Lera came with a lunch box.
Knock knock knock.
“Mungi-nim, lunch box delivery is here.”
She knocked on Mungi’s house door.
There were many fans worried about what would happen if her red pill was revealed.
But even though she didn’t make it obvious, Lera’s red pill had already spread through word of mouth.
Actually, for a VTuber broadcaster who had been streaming as long as Lera and had her level of influence.
It would be ridiculous to have no red pill information at all.
But the thing was, knowing one thing didn’t mean knowing everything.
What had been revealed as Lera’s red pill was at most a photo of her face wearing a mask that covered her entire lower face.
Nothing else about her physical features was known.
Click.
The door opened.
“Wife, why are you so late…”
Mungi was joking around, about to respond to Lera’s words, when.
Thud.
“…?”
My gaze fixed on one part of her body for a moment, and my body froze.
The curiosity I had felt about why Lera’s VTuber character had such large breasts, thinking what an amazing size it was.
“…W-welcome.”
It was a moment when everything was instantly resolved.
And right now, at this moment.
Poke.
“You had no problem making perverted comments during the concert, so why can’t you say anything now that we’re meeting in person?”
Lera greeted Mungi with a bright smile.
To earn the title of being the first to set foot in Mungi’s house for non-broadcast purposes.
It was the moment when Lera’s full-scale plan was about to be set in motion.
And at the same time.
“…Wait, if it’s delivery… does that mean a girl is going into Mungi’s house?”
Ttaranta’s ‘Woman’s Intuition’ was activated.
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