Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 77

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What? This is too good though?

 

Garden often hosted competitions and events on their own, aside from those with streamers.

 

They continuously organized competitions or events internally.

 

Whether they ended successfully, or showed such poor participation that they couldn’t even be held.

 

For new user acquisition, it was to show they were constantly doing something regardless of success or failure.

 

And in that sense.

 

“How much participation do you think we’ll get this time?”

 

“Honestly, it’s a somewhat difficult event to participate in, so I’m not expecting much.”

 

This time Garden’s hosted 【Marriage Life Starting from Garden】 was really just something they opened.

 

It was an event they tried periodically but never brought good results.

 

“Can’t help it though, since virtual marriage isn’t really like… matchmaking.”

 

“Honestly, there’s more backlash from female broadcaster viewers than male broadcaster viewers.”

 

Cases where they firmly believe our streamer is forever single no matter how much they say they have dating experience.

 

Or they tell them to date on the surface, but when they actually date, they terrorize them with emails.

 

Or they deliberately put down the broadcaster’s appearance calling them ugly, trying to position them at the same level as themselves.

 

The so-called toxic viewer base revealed their presence to the fullest as soon as dating began.

 

Even aside from that side, there were cases where donations to female broadcasters would suddenly drop off completely.

 

Of course, there might be broadcasters with high enough base income to not care about such things.

 

But when calculated as an overall percentage, how many would reach that level?

 

So 【Marriage Life Starting from Garden】, aka Garden Marriage Life, was always.

 

“Always what… one couple? Or none at all, can’t help it.”

 

It had shown extremely poor participation rates.

 

Of course, in the early days there were attempts to actively expand the scene by deliberately recruiting people.

 

But since virtual marriage content is naturally based on affection.

 

Relationships created through recruitment lacked viewing appeal and were extremely unpopular.

 

“Team Leader, I’ve been curious about something for a while.”

 

“Yeah?”

 

“Why do we keep trying this virtual marriage content when participation is low and it’s not popular?”

 

“Ah, that’s because… dating programs keep hitting big, you saw Love Code this time, right?”

 

“I saw it, the one that took 1st place in non-English speaking regions.”

 

“1st in buzz, 1st in non-drama category, 1st in non-English speaking regions… even on a global standard it’s about 7th place.”

 

“Well-made dating shows… have high peaks, is that it?”

 

“That’s right, honestly we also prepare tremendously, we just can’t get there.”

 

It really felt like if the conditions were just right, they could fly straight to Mars.

 

But meeting those conditions was ridiculously difficult.

 

Actually, if they had their way.

 

“We’d just want to film with… the most successful one… centered around Mungi.”

 

They wanted to recruit someone like Mungi, who actually appeared on a dating show and monopolized all the popularity.

 

But having seen too many bad outcomes from recruitment, they completely gave up on that idea.

 

“Ugh, I don’t know. I don’t know…”

 

Creeeeak.

 

Arms stretch out over the chair that’s leaned back.

 

Stretching with a feeling of giving up on everything.

 

Then.

 

“T-Team Leader!”

 

“What.”

 

“A-An inquiry email came for Mungi! About the virtual marriage show…?!”

 

At the team member’s sudden words, the team leader’s posture straightened up again.

 

“What? Huh? Suddenly? Really? What did it say?”

 

“…Asking if harem virtual marriage is possible.”

 

“What?”

 

The team leader blinked.

 

Did I just mishear something?

 

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– Are you serious?

 

– Is Ttaranta† really saying this with a clear mind?

 

– Looking at his eyes, he’s serious

 

– Why are you opening your eyes like that

 

– Seems like he’s appealing that he’s really serious

 

– What’s needed at times like this is a sincere Mung Kiss

 

– Sincere Mung Kiss ♥3♥

 

– That’s crazy

 

– Just regular Mung Kiss is better

 

– Mung Kiss *3*

 

– Deep Mung Kiss =3=

 

“No, why? I can just ask… Anyway, I submitted the inquiry.”

 

After writing in the 1:1 inquiry asking if harem was possible for the virtual marriage content.

 

I genuinely shrugged as if asking what the problem was.

 

“It’s content done for fun anyway, so then I can just do it with multiple people, right? There’s harem, and reverse harem too, right?”

 

– No, what woman would come to a guy who says he wants a harem? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

– Eh but that’s not necessarily true

 

– Agreed

 

– There are tons of famous people who already have multiple wives

 

– Even just Hwaseong Ham has tons of wives lol what kind of woman

 

– If you’re at Munggi’s level, you’re basically in a position to just pick and choose women ㅇㅇ

 

“If it works, I’ll do it, if not, then whatever… And honestly, 1:1 is burdensome for me too.”

 

– For real

 

– Actually, starting off as a joke like this from the beginning might be better

 

– Agreed

 

– Ttaranta† No, you could just not do it at all, why bother?

 

“Of course, not doing it at all is also an option, but since I received two lunch boxes, I might as well properly experience my popularity? Yeah, you could say that.”

 

– Hmm, bullshit

 

– A young man who’s more honest about his desires than anyone else ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

I know why the Garden Marriage content in 【Garden】 is just a name-only level event.

 

What kind of man and woman would seriously apply for this thinking of a virtual marriage?

 

Virtual marriage itself wasn’t a very common type of content to begin with.

 

Whether it’s really coincidence or fate, moments pile up and accumulate.

 

Virtual marriage is when a man and woman start with mutual moderate interest in each other.

 

But who would apply for that just because an event opened?

 

No matter how good the support and how many good plans there are, it was an impossible story.

 

But what if here.

 

“Garden’s greatest handsome man, I, Mungi, appear declaring a harem marriage?”

 

– Mung!

 

– Gi!

 

– Yes!

 

– Really?

 

– What if it’s real though lol

 

– But if you really appear, would people actually apply?

 

– If you openly set up a playful atmosphere, maybe a few people would?

 

If I just proceeded with a completely playful atmosphere, there was a possibility the story could change.

 

“Oh, a reply came.”

 

The customer service response that I thought would take over a day arrived quickly.

 

And that too.

 

– [Garden]Garden Marriage Team Leader donated 100,000 won. Thank you.

 

[ Munggi, of course that’s possible haha Should we take this opportunity to create the first harem virtual marriage male position in the show’s history? DeepMungBbo x ]

 

Along with a 100,000 won donation.

 

– Is this real?

 

– It’s real

 

– Look how they thoroughly reject Deep Mung Kiss in the middle of this

 

– But what if a viewer does it

 

– Deep Mung Kiss =3=

 

– Multiple Munpo Clone Technique (‘3’3’3’3’3’3’3’)

 

“Oh my, Garden Marriage Team Leader donated 100,000 won! Thank you so, so much. Ah, and if my position is confirmed, please definitely make it happen.”

 

– [Garden]Garden Marriage Team Leader† Then trusting Mungi, I’ll immediately update the participants with 1 male member

 

– [Garden] Team Leader Ga-gyeol-saeng† If by any chance you change your mind, please let us know as quickly as possible, thank you ㅠ.ㅠ

 

– [Garden]Garden Marriage Team Leader† And thank you for participating, we really prepared a lot

 

“Team Leader… I can really see your sincerity, I won’t change my mind. But usually when I apply like this, how do you get the female side… no, the bride side?”

 

From what I’m hearing, it seems like there’s currently 1 Garden Marriage applicant, and that’s me.

 

If this is the case, what happens to the female side?

 

Such doubts arose.

 

– [Garden]Garden Marriage Team Leader† Ah, that part is quite sad, but unfortunately if there are no female applicants…

 

– [Garden]Garden Marriage Team Leader† Still, since Mungi is here, I believe a good picture will be drawn soon

 

I was able to confirm a very obvious truth through the immediate response.

 

Well, how far did I apply anyway, it’s not like I became a maid.

 

Without a marriage partner, there’s no way to get married.

 

If there are no applicants, it’s definitely over.

 

‘But that’s disappointing.’

 

If this is how it goes, I’ll have no choice but to work hard promoting myself again.

 

“Then I’ll do some promotion.”

 

– Ttaranta† Is there really a need to go as far as promoting

 

– Ttaranta† Just take it or leave it, what’s the point lol

 

– For real, kinda gives off horny vibes

 

– Mungjeong lololololol

 

– Who can withstand Mungi’s lust

 

– I think I could handle it? I’m the one for Mungi’s Kkeoseu ahh yeah /This viewer has been banned

 

– Legendary situation occurring

 

Well then, should I try some promotion on Last where we’re all playing together right now.

 

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“What? Mungi is… going on Garden Marriage?”

 

“Yes, through the harem category… I got permission to have multiple wives.”

 

“In today’s world, being able to say you’ll have multiple wives… probably only someone like Mungi could do that.”

 

“Ah, was this a bit much?”

 

“No, actually that’s my dream too, like saying to my wife at night, hey, water… that kind of feeling.”

 

“Oh… want to try it once?”

 

“I haven’t even had my wedding yet, that would lead to a broken engagement.”

 

“Ah…”

 

As soon as I entered Last Server, I immediately had various conversations with Chasakgang.

 

I got into the essential internal strengthening that must be done before full-scale war.

 

Making more armor, manufacturing bullets, and so on.

 

I meticulously continued working on anything that could be done inside the house.

 

“But everyone’s basically looking at us for the victory.”

 

“Is that so?”

 

“Yes, since… Mungi has been undefeated in L99 battles, other places are lacking in L99 count now.”

 

We discussed the Last Server situation.

 

“From Oil Rig to… Giant Excavator, Mungi cleared everything as the L99 demon.”

 

“That’s right.”

 

“So well… it’s over, how could everyone have motivation? We just need to comfortably kill everyone on survival day and finish it.”

 

Currently our team has about 15 people.

 

There are about 5 teams of roughly 15 people like this, and about 5 teams of around 10 people.

 

Despite having quite a large number of participants.

 

Teams with high-end equipment like missile-equipped vehicles numbered only about 3, including us.

 

The prevailing opinion was that once the match officially began, all teams except those 3 would be quickly eliminated.

 

Of course, I agreed with that assessment as well.

 

While we were having various discussions like this.

 

“What were you talking about?”

 

“Oh, EV.”

 

“I’m here too.”

 

“Lera too, ah well… you know Garden Marriage? We were talking about how Mungi participated in that.”

 

“Huh? You did that?”

 

“Yes, but I didn’t just do it normally – I applied for the harem category.”

 

“…Harem category?”

 

EV and Lera entered the server.

 

I immediately promoted Garden Marriage to them.

 

But.

 

“Ah, well… I see? Let me know later if your virtual marriage works out.”

 

EV’s response was also.

 

“A harem, really? Who would do something like that?”

 

Lera’s reaction was lukewarm as well.

 

‘If she went as far as making me a lunch box… I thought she might have some feelings for me, but was I wrong? In the 21st century, do women just casually make lunch boxes for people?’

 

While thinking that maybe I was too behind on modern sensibilities.

 

A day quickly passed like that.

 

The next day at lunch.

 

While leisurely eating my meal.

 

> Mungi!

 

> Should we set your harem declaration at around 3 people?

 

> Actually, more than that would be difficult for us to handle right now!

 

< Huh?

 

> 3 people applied!

 

A message arrived from [Garden] Garden Marriage Team Leader saying my harem marriage was complete.

 

Complete?

 

‘As many as 3 people?’

 

Who could they be?

 

So does that mean I’ll be a man married to 3 people simultaneously for about a month?

 

‘Then… can I have one handle cooking, one laundry, and one cleaning?’

 

What the hell, this sounds amazing?

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