Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1160

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 45
15. The Hopeless Trinity (1)
“Sigh… What is this!?”
Dotorimuk.
The moment he exited the game, he rewound the gameplay footage—not of Almond, but of Jello.
“I feel like I’m almost figuring it out?”
-What do you mean
-What?
Are you smart or something?ㅋㅋ
Hahahahaha
-After losing) Now I think I get it
“No. Everyone. I’m serious. Look at this.”
The moment Dotorimuk fixed the video was when Jello froze and stopped moving.
He was searching again to accomplish what even the Aqua and Frost Archer combination couldn’t achieve.
“It really exists, I’m telling you? Perfect Death?”
Oh, I did something lol
hahahahahaha oh hahahaha
Hahaha… ugh…
-It’s a concept, right?
But honestly, a lot of what this guy said is pretty accurate lol
Perfect Death lol
Ding.
[Crazy Guy donated 1,000 won.]
[It’s just a bug~]
In truth, unlike Owl Black and Perfect Shot, it had only looked like a buggy play.
“Huh? A bug?”
Dotorimuk laughed as if he’d expected that.
“That’s exactly why I opened Jello’s screen. For this reason.”
-?
-Why?
-Huh?
-Is there something?
-Season 838219 Is there something?
The chat mocked him endlessly.
But Dotorimuk, indifferent, spoke only what he had to say.
“Look here.”
He began fast-forwarding through Jello’s footage.
The frozen Jello died, Jelly was born, and Zelra was born—an epic spanning three generations flashed by in an instant.
“And then frozen again!”
After Jello alone remained, frozen in place at the end.
“Kkum Hyung-nim showed up here again!”
-Huh?
-He did it again?
-What?
hahaha
Most of the viewers who only watched from Dotorimuk’s perspective didn’t know.
What happened to Jello when he suffered this.
“Look! The game crashed!”
-?
-Huh?
-What?
lol
-Seriously?
-Is this real?
I can’t translate this as it’s not a complete word or phrase in Korean – it appears to be just consonants without vowels, making it impossible to form a meaningful word or determine what it’s meant to represent.
“Is this a coincidence? When the game was running, he couldn’t do anything and was left wandering in the abyss. But now that the game’s ended, he’s getting completely kicked out of the game!?”
As always, Dotorimuk’s claims had quite a few loopholes.
But the viewers suddenly began to back him up.
-It really does seem like it?
-This is kinda…
-Will he show it again this time?
-This isn’t a bug?
-Something big coming?
-Freeze then stun OK received
This seems pretty plausible.
The way public opinion shifted in an instant made it clear that some faction was at work.
Here come the stock price manipulators again lol
-You caught them again!
Hahaha these bastards are too much haha
They’re called the Squirrel Squad.
First of all, the Squirrel Squad isn’t Dotorimuk’s fanbase name.
The fanbase name is simply the Acorn Squad.
Then what is the Squirrel Squad?
If the Acorn Squad are regular soldiers, the Squirrel Squad are special forces.
Elite viewers who earned the squirrel badge by sponsoring or watching Dotorimuk frequently.
Just as special forces have diverse missions, the Squirrel Squad’s nature is varied.
Some do it just because they find it entertaining when Dotorimuk creates conspiracy theories, others genuinely believe them, and some deliberately push things to extremes to prove he’s wrong.
Though special forces have diverse missions, their desired outcome is the enemy’s defeat and victory in war—these people share the same result.
Regardless of the reason, they unconditionally push whatever theory he creates.
Making Dotorimuk’s theories go mainstream so that many people talk about them!
That is precisely the goal of all members of the Squirrel Squad.
They are warriors of combat prowess in an entirely different league from the Acorn Squad, mere casual fans.
It is because of their presence that Dotorimuk has been able to insist on Perfect Shot relentlessly all this time.
-The Squirrel Squad showed up in full force
-We’re done for lol
-Here we go again
-Wasn’t that supposed to be enlightenment through Perfect Shot? lol
As the Squirrel Squad entered, Dotorimuk’s momentum surged.
“No, no. Let’s just call it a bug.”
Here comes a guy who’s spouted conspiracy theories before, speaking as if he knows.
Dotorimuk deliberately takes a step back, feigning a rather flexible stance.
A deceptive tactic of pretending to concede, appearing objective, before diving into the real argument.
“So what are we supposed to do? You think Pollis will fix this before the survival tournament platform championship? Are we some Ril champions? And it’s a survival tournament at that?”
-For real
-That’s right
-Correct
Dotorimuk launches into an impassioned speech, even gesturing with his hand blade.
“An unfixed bug! Cannot! Be distinguished! From a skill!”
-Wow
-Wow
-Wow
-Woooow
-Dang
-A wise saying lol
The Squirrel Squad erupts in applause.
-This is hilarious lol
-What kind of dictator speech is this lol
-Lmao lol
-Damn lol
-This place is truly insane…
The confused Acorn Squad.
“That’s why Perfect Death is a skill! You need to master it! Think about a platform championship where you can wield it freely!”
-Bug usage announcement lol
-Gasp lol
-Wait, you’re using it in the tournament?
-This bastard’s trying to win the tournament with a bug
-That’s horrifying
-Lol this is hilarious lol
-This guy’s actually insane…
The moment Dotorimuk crosses the line slightly, the attack comes immediately.
Boom!
[Ripot donated 30,000 won.]
[Isn’t he just a malicious bug user?]
-For real
-He’s gonna get kicked out lol
-Just a madman lol
-First person to get banned from the tournament lol
In truth, if he exploited bugs that aggressively, he really could have been disqualified.
But Dotorimuk simply ignored all those chat messages.
“Perfect Death is….”
I’m just doing what I need to do.
What matters is conviction and madness.
“It exists!”
As his eyes gleamed, everyone(?) erupted in excitement.
-Awesome
-lol
-This crazy bastard lol
-But even if it exists, you can’t use it…
-DTR! DTR! DTR!
-Doge~
-It existsss~
-???: A bug? No way, the Squirrel Squad is pumped~!

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“Mond, when are you going to spin Q with me?”
“….”
“Mond?”
“….”
Meanwhile, Almond.
He was being pestered by Balloon Gum’s suggestion to “spin Q together.”
“…I’ll do it. Together.”
“What!? Really?”
“Yes.”
He decided to spin Q together with Balloon Gum.
-Wow
-Gasp
-What decisiveness
-This? Haha
-Balloon Gum actually pulled it off
It was the result of Balloon Gum’s persistent questioning.
“Wow! You really thought this through, Mond. This is basically free money, right? Wahaha! So I’ll go spin it?”
“Yes.”
Balloon Gum was about to leave but asked again.
Whoosh!
“You’re… not spinning it off-beat, right?”
“….”
That’s not it lol
Why are you so obsessed? lol
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (lol)
Hahahahahaha
“Wahaha! Just kidding, just kidding.”
Balloon Gum said that and vanished from the Discord room.
After Balloon Gum disappeared.
‘Now it’s just one round.’
Almond let out a shallow sigh while looking at the mission window.
[Mission]
[Placement 5-Win First Place]
[1/5]
[880,000 Won]
The mission that originally started at 500,000 won had skyrocketed to an enormous price because of Balloon Gum.
And for good reason—if I couldn’t secure first place even once because of Balloon Gum, the mission would fail anyway.
It was a sort of safety asset.
Of course, after achieving one victory in the placement exam with Balloon Gum, it was no longer that level of safety asset.
Ding!
[890,000 Won]
Suddenly, an additional 10,000 won appeared.
Why?
-Haha, this is going up?
The balloon gum effect is crazy.
Wow, it suddenly goes up when you spin it at the same time as the bubble gum lol
If we met in person, I’d get my ass kicked lol
Haha, a truly beast-like heart lol
Many viewers predicted that if he encountered Balloon Gum as an ally one more time, achieving five consecutive first-place finishes would be difficult.
Ding! Ding!
[930,000 Won]
The mission reward climbs even higher.
Almond’s lips curve upward as well.
Almond-shaped expression lol
-Did he aim for this!? Almondil!
That was a profitable deal.
-If it’s Almondil, this is calculable though
That was it.
After all, stocks rise and fall based on expectations, don’t they?
Spinning Q together with Balloon Gum?
That meant Almond could lose regardless of his own skill.
That’s enormous potential.
It’s a completely different dimension from when Almond spins alone.
“Let me spin quickly then.”
Almond quickly spins Q, worried he might be accused of spinning off-beat again.
A moment later—
‘Oh.’
After confirming he’s not on the same team as Balloon Gum.
Whoooosh!
He charges forward with tremendous momentum….
[1st Place]
First place in an instant!
-Damn
I can’t translate “-ㅁㅊ” as it’s not a complete Korean word or standard expression. It appears to be just consonants without vowels, which doesn’t form a meaningful unit in Korean.
-He went crazy
It’s so funny how they’re not picking up Reina even though it’s urgent lol
-Wow~
-Casually first place
Since there’s no bubble gum, let’s just abandon Reyna lightly lol
I did spin simultaneously with Balloon Gum, but we weren’t on the same team.
Thanks to that, I secured first place quite easily.
“What’s the order? Smart Young Man.”
Almond claimed he won through his order.
But in reality, it was just a typical Almond-style burst damage showcase victory.
However—
Hahahahaha lol
-Smart Young Man! Smart Young Man! Smart Young Man!
-He nailed the order~
-Wow
-Ah~ This is it!
-What’s the order? Smart Young Man! What’s the order? Smart Young Man! What’s the order? Smart Young Man!
-Is everyone doubting Smart Young Man? Haven’t you seen him get first place even with Balloon Gum?
Public opinion was pushing Smart Young Man forward.
Those who spoke the truth were few and far between.
Those crazy bastards lol
-They’re pushing Smart Young Man because they have no one else
-The vengeful spirits who died to Smart Young Man in Civil M Empire are weeping! Everyone! Please stop!
Why were they pushing Smart Young Man so hard anyway?
Ding.
[Beginner Tip donated 5,000 won.]
[Shh! This is Smart Young Man’s golden period. Keep quiet and praise him.]
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
lol lol lol lol
-If you’re upset, win with Balloon Gum yourself~
That was it.
On the same team as Balloon Gum and won through orders?
With just this one match, Smart Young Man had proven himself.
Just one game, but still.
Damn.
Almond smiled with satisfaction and nodded.
“The tip even mentions it. Yes. I’ll head back to Dis World.”
Whoosh.
Almond said that and returned to Dis World.
As expected, Balloon Gum had finished first and was waiting for him.
“Huh? Hey. Mond. Ran was amazing too, right? Ran wasn’t that great in the survival match though.”
“…You were watching?”
“No, didn’t you see me? I was reviving when your team killed all of us.”
How could this be.
Balloon Gum was there after all.
It was a nail-biting game.
What? You’re saying it existed?ㅋㅋㅋ
Hahahahahahaha lol
Ghost meta lol
It was the same game though lol
-His presence was literally zero
-Was it even the same game? I didn’t notice even switching back and forth;
Haha, I can’t believe that actually happened.
Unless a viewer was watching carefully, they wouldn’t have even known it was the same game—Balloon Gum’s team was wiped out so easily.
“Ah, bad team luck. You’re going again, right?”
-Calling that team luck…
Hahaha Team Woon haha
-But you got first place last round~
This is basically Russian roulette lol
“Ah… Yes. Shall we go again?”
Terrifying as it was, I didn’t stop.
I was born with the ability to endure this kind of pressure.
‘The odds are low.’
[Mission]
[5 Consecutive Placement 1st Place]
[2/5]
[1,010,000 Won]
The probability of being on the same team as Balloon Gum out of 10 teams?
One in ten.
But the probability that Balloon Gum goes to the enemy side?
Nine in ten.
I’m essentially gaining a whopping 90% advantage.
And with just that 10% chance of hope, I’m even raising the mission reward.
[1,030,000 Won]
The money went up again.
Maybe this time we’ll meet? That’s the thought.
The higher the mission reward, the better it is to mock the streamer if they don’t get it, so they keep raising it.
But they don’t know.
‘Kkeom was right.’
That I’m using this to my advantage!
‘It’s a profitable business.’
-Almondil learned how to make money lol
This bastard pretends to be stupid, but why does he go crazy for money like a spinning walnut lol
-Isn’t this basically fraud? For real?
My older brother is setting up the stage for me to make money off Mond ㅠㅠㅠ gum brother ㅠㅠ
and lol
Why are these kids raising the mission fee like moths to a flame lol
Just because there’s a variable called Balloon Gum, they’re raising the mission reward this much.
The expression “moths to a flame” fit perfectly.
But Almond didn’t know.
‘One more time.’
Boom!
[1st Place]
The moment you gaze into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes back into you.
-Wow victory
-Kyaa
-Died laughing
[3/5]
“This one really wasn’t in the game, right?”
-Yeah
-For real
“Haha, that’s crazy/insane lol”
-Ooooh
-One more g??
“I’ll go one more time.”
-Kyaa
A real man lol
-Can’t stop this~!
This is addictive lol
Just adding one variable called bubble gum and this much dopamine is being released, lol that’s crazy
Russian roulette level lolololol
Boom!
[1st Place]
First place again.
For four matches straight, I hadn’t been on the same team as Balloon Gum.
[4/5]
Four consecutive wins were now complete.
[1.47 Million Won]
The mission reward had already reached 1.47 million won.
Gulp.
‘Wow.’
My room isn’t actually one where missions trigger easily.
Most missions are set up as jokes—things that would be impossible to accomplish in the game.
Who would dare set such a mission for me?
But today was different.
‘Kkeom… truly a remarkable streamer.’
Balloon Gum was playing a role of this magnitude.
“Sigh. Mond, we lost again. Bad team luck. Want to go again?”
-lololol
-Let’s go one more~
Hahahahahaha
-Should we save the mission farm?
Hahahahaha let’s go~~
The viewers all wanted it.
Should I spin the final Russian roulette?

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“You’re spinning one round?”
“Yeah. Watch me do this.”
Popcorn said brazenly and entered the capsule.
“Wow, this capsule is nice? Huh?”
Whoosh.
Choi Sa-rang’s custom capsule opened smoothly.
“That’s my exclusive one.”
“It’s not like other people can’t use it anyway.”
That was true.
It’s better when the owner uses it, but it’s not like others can’t use it.
“What’s your survival match tier?”
“Me? Placement exam.”
“…Get out. I can’t let anyone below Challenger use it.”
“No, come on, just let me~”
“Seriously.”
Why would someone in a placement exam ask me to watch them play?
That’s what I wanted to say.
Whoosh.
Popcorn had already entered the capsule.

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