Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1054
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 185
59. Working Holiday (5)
When the Knight Order first arrived at Paprika Village.
“Ah. Ah. We’ve come to conduct trade with Paprika!”
Danbong broached the subject, saying he wanted to trade.
For a trade negotiation, far too many knights came rushing over.
Upon the walls of Paprika.
Orange was aware of it too.
‘Damn it… but…’
Still, he had no choice but to ask.
“D-do you have food supplies!”
“Yes, we do. How about this arrangement: you mine ore, and we distribute food supplies?”
The deliberation was brief.
“Understood!”
“?”
Paprika opened the gates so quickly that even Danbong, who had anticipated needing more persuasion, was taken aback.
“Wait. We brought tents and beds preparing for a long war…”
Gobong muttered in disbelief from beside him.
They had even completed preparations to respawn near Paprika Village in anticipation of a prolonged conflict.
Now there was no need for any of it.
“We’ll use that later when we establish the Working Holiday Governor’s Office. For now, let’s head inside.”
Almond was about to enter without suspicion when—
“Wait, just a moment. This could be a trap!”
Danbong hesitated, sensing something was amiss.
“Yangbung-i’s group!”
Whoosh!
Danbong sent Yangbung-i’s group forward first.
“Go in ahead!”
“…Ah, understood!”
Hahahaha
He’s literally using meat as a shield lol
-??
This is actually normal lol
Yangbung-i’s group entered Paprika Village first.
But nothing went wrong.
“Why aren’t you all coming in!? We’re in urgent need of food!”
Rather, those on the village walls urged them on, saying food was desperately needed.
“…”
Danbong tilted his head in confusion, then ultimately decided to enter.
Nothing happened at all.
Paprika Village seemed to have completely lost its will to resist.
[Starvation]
Ever since this status ailment constantly flickered in their vision, they had simply given up on everything.
And so the Knight Order entered Paprika Village far too easily.
No, isn’t it way too easy? lol
What do you mean just a free pass lol
-Do they think this is a working holiday?
Shrimp, the leader of the Rocket Squad, greets the Knight Order.
“It’s been a while, sir.”
Almond also dismounts from his horse and shows courtesy to the enemy commander.
“Yes, Leader.”
What kind of historical drama is this? lol
Hahahahahaha
Rocket Gang Leader lol
Didn’t these guys just have a huge fight yesterday? lol
“First, could we come inside and discuss exactly how this working holiday contract will work?”
Shrimp welcomes Almond and the Knight Order inside with courtesy.
But Almond didn’t go any further.
“…Shrimp.”
“Yes?”
A shadow falls across Almond’s face as he bows his head briefly.
‘Could it be.’
They opened up this easily, and yet this?
…is what he thought.
But that’s not what Almond does.
Shing!
“Actually, this is the ‘working holiday.'”
Almond’s adamantium sword is drawn.
Then the entire Knight Order draws their weapons.
Shhhhring!
“Fall back, everyone!!”
Gobong shouts and pushes the residents back.
“Everyone except pickaxes and cloth armor, drop everything to the ground. Execute!!”
Hongsong-i also shouts fiercely from the side, threatening the residents.
Haha, seriously though lol
You’re too much lol
No lol
-This is definitely colonization
Spain’s legal system is crazy.
-A long-standing human tradition.
“Ah, wait… what is this…? Weren’t we supposed to exchange our minerals and food!?”
Shrimp shouted in frustration.
Almond shook his head.
“We will exchange. But we can’t do it as equals when there’s such a disparity in power.”
“….”
Isn’t that usually something people over there say? lol
You’re so shameless lol
Hahahahaha
That’s true lol
“Wh-working holiday, right!? Is this a lie!?”
Orange protested from the side.
“Ah… ‘working’ and ‘holiday’ are… separate.”
As Almond spoke, one of the Knights behind him handed the holiday to the Knight Order side and the working to the Rocket Squad side.
“‘Working & Holiday’ is the precise term.”
It’s basically a colony lol
This place is for playing and that place is for working lol
Hahahahaha
Don’t explain every single thing to me lol
-His expression is so excited?
Almond is excited and thrilled about the phrase he just made going viral lol
“Impressive, isn’t it?”
“What the….”
Shrimp was speechless, but soon fell silent.
Right. I’d known all along.
That there was a difference in power.
Even if this was our home ground, they came fully prepared.
[Starvation]
We were starving.
We hadn’t even finished mining all the adamantium.
Mining ore? Forget it.
We didn’t even have the strength to fight properly.
“So. Put everything down except the pickaxes.”
Thud.
Shrimp’s armor was placed on the ground.
I’m crying / I’m so sad
National sovereignty usurped ㅠㅠ
The Eulsa Treaty lol
Damn it.
-Shrimp, the nation-less
“Y-you will definitely provide the food, right?”
“Hey! Show proper respect to the Lord! You filthy miner!”
Thwack!
A kick from Gobong flies in from behind.
“Ugh!”
Thud.
Shrimp’s knees hit the ground.
Hahahahahahaha
-Military discipline instructor!
hahahaha
Hahaha, that’s hilarious!
-Gobong… he’s your brother…
Shrimp asked again, pleading regardless of the brother comment.
“L-Lord… you will provide food, won’t you!? My, my people… they can’t starve!”
Almond nodded.
“Don’t worry about that.”
“Sob…”
“Instead, make sure you observe all proper etiquette. The experienced instructors will teach you about courtesy.”
The phrase “experienced instructors” sounded oddly terrifying.
But Shrimp had no choice.
“Y-yes, understood.”
Thwack!
Gobong kicks again.
“Ow! Why, why are you doing this!?”
Gobong first bows to the Lord.
“I will train this fellow properly and send him out, sir.”
“Ah, good. Then let’s get to our tasks.”
Almond led the rest of the workers away in a rush.
Thus, Shrimp was left alone with Gobong.
Gobong begins the training.
“You are ‘Pang’—far below even the ‘Byung’ and ‘Sung’ ranks. So you must show even more respect to the Lord.”
Haha, totally got pranked!
You’re going too far, Pang lol
Bang bang lol
“W-what ranks? Isn’t it the Knight Order, not Knight Ranks?”
“Shut up, you Shrimp Pang.”
Smack!
Shrimp Pang gets hit again.
Saepang is so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
lol
I’ve been preparing for this the whole time lol
-Pang hahahaha
-Is this Hachoo-ping? hahaha
“When I answered the Minister just now, I should have shown proper etiquette befitting the name Pang.”
Shrimp was dumbfounded.
‘What? What more etiquette do they want?’
These bastards’ concept was insane.
Using formal speech was enough!
“W-what do you mean? I-I used formal speech, didn’t I?”
“Now. Follow me.”
“Yes.”
“Aiyooooo~ Minister sir!”
“….”
“Well?”
-hahahahahahahaha
-lol this is killing me
-Wow this is so dramatic~
-Protocol Gort
-So this is how you climb from slave to executive… I’m learning…
-I’m dying haha
“Ah, aiyooo~ ooo~ o~ Minister sir!”
“The Minister doesn’t prefer excessive vibrato.”
“…Ah.”
“Cut it off in one go.”
“Ah, aiyoooo~ Minister!”
“Good. When you do it, you do it well~”
-hahahaha Producer Gobong
-Is this a music recording lol
-lol this is insane
“And the lower your rank, the more you must add ‘yo’ to the end.”
“Isn’t that ‘danakka’?”
“Add ‘yo’ after ‘danakka’. Watch the demonstration from a skilled instructor and follow along.”
“???”
I didn’t understand what he meant.
But watching the demonstration made it clear immediately.
“Aiyooooo~ Your grace is boundless, sir! Minister sir!”
“….”
-Haha this is hilarious
-This is insane haha
-Even without a beard, I feel like one’s about to grow hahaha
-Is he a eunuch lol
“Listen, and repeat.”
Gobong, the instructor, even repeated it once more in case I hadn’t heard.
“Oh my goodness~ I’m so grateful! Master!”
“Ah, oh my~ Oh~”
“Just bend it once!”
Shing!
Gobong suddenly shifted and drew his sword.
“H-huh… a, a sword too….”
Saepang, trembling in fear.
This wasn’t a joke.
“You… aren’t swinging at all right now.”
“Ah, I understand….”
“Again. One, two, three….”
“Ah, oh my goodness~”
Gobong’s instruction lasted nearly an hour.
-I’m going crazy lolololol
-Bong flash lololololol
-lololololol
-If you don’t swing, you’ll get hit with a full swing
Meanwhile, Almond, who had climbed onto the fortress wall to admire the view of Paprika Village.
‘Oh….’
Back then I was too rushed to notice, but the surrounding land was quite expansive.
Of course, they were rocky chunks of land that couldn’t be used for farming unless I forcibly fitted Bioyeokto into them.
‘Hm?’
But between those rocky chunks, someone was approaching.
Two silhouettes.
It was Zelru and Chocosong.
* * *
Zelru arrived at Paprika Village.
He came with dreams and hopes, but this place turned out to be just another Cheese Village.
The Overseer was standing on the city wall.
All the soldiers were Knights of the Order.
“Welcome to your working holiday, newbie.”
-This is legendary lolol
-What lolol
-Working holiday lol
“Uh, wait, is this… is this real?”
Zelru was flustered.
But there was nothing he could do about it.
He hadn’t even set up a bed yet.
If he died here, he’d have to return to Cheese Village.
“Drop everything you have. You enter with only a pickaxe. Begin.”
Zelru and Chocosong.
They eventually did as the Knights ordered, dropping everything and entering Paprika Village.
They had nothing but scraps of cloth and a pickaxe.
Whoooosh…
But it was winter now.
[Freezing]
The abnormal status “Freezing” appeared immediately.
“D-dammit… I-I’m so cold! Knights! Baby Zelru is freezing! Waaah~”
-Lololol
-Only at times like this lol
-Give the kids a break
“It’ll be warm once you enter the mine.”
Thud.
A Knight from behind kicked Zelru and shoved him forward.
“Ugh, ugh!”
“Z-Zelru!? How can you push a child!? J-just kill me instead! Me!!”
Chocosong embraced Zelru and pleaded desperately.
“Huh? The child of a traitor and a widow. Still causing trouble here?”
That was when it happened.
[Yangpa]
The Knights who had been tormenting them.
Yangbung-i appeared.
“You should be grateful to the Overseer. If it were up to me, I’d have killed you long ago. Got it?”
Yangpa delivered the line with the voice of a third-rate villain.
“He’s even given you the name ‘Fang.'”
“Huh?”
“Pang-ja rank. The lowest, the very bottom!”
Yangpa hoisted the collapsed Zelru up by his collar and made his declaration.
“From now on, you are Jelpang-i.”
“Ugh….”
Haha, that’s hilarious!
Haha, totally got pranked!
hahahaha
What, gel bread?ㅋㅋㅋ
“Your mother is Chopang-i. Anyway, you two with hats should work hard mining. If you want to eat and live, that is. Hahahaha!”
Yangpa said that much and withdrew.
The supervision of Zelru and Chocosong fell to the Sung-ja ranks, which were even lower than the Bung-ja ranks.
“These Bungs….”
Zelru muttered that and entered the mine entrance.
Numerous Paprika Residents had gathered there.
“J-Jello!?”
“Jello! You came to save us!?”
Father’s old friends who mistook Zelru for Jello just by seeing his face.
But upon seeing the pickaxe and shabby appearance, they understood.
“…You, you were captured too?”
“No. I am Jello’s son. My name is Zelru.”
Those who hadn’t heard the explanation from Huchoo were shocked.
“…W-What!?”
“Insane.”
Zelru, Jello’s son.
He scolded those who had once been his father’s colleagues.
“But seriously. What on earth did you do to lose the entire nation so quickly? Huh? Even Yi Wan-yong couldn’t have sold it faster than you all!”
Haha, if it’s Aera, then no way lol
I can’t laugh that hard lol
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (lol)
-This kid speaks well
-???: I-I have a demon inside me!
Lee Wan-yong lol
All the adults of Paprika Village had nothing to say before the young Zelru.
“Here, somehow… prepare to start a rebellion and escape. Understood?”
Zelru suggested to them that they attempt a rebellion.
They all quietly nodded their heads.
“Y-Yes, truly Jello’s son… your spirit is extraordinary.”
“Right. If you inherited his blood. If you have the will of ‘Jel’… we might be able to do it?”
“Of course….”
Each of them was trying to unite in rebellion.
Snap.
Suddenly, someone appeared from behind.
“How are things going?”
It was the Overseer.
Then everyone sang in perfect unison at exactly the same tempo.
“Oh, aiyooooo~ Overseeeer!”
“Oh, aiyooooo~ Overseeeer!”
“Oh, aiyooooo~ Overseeeer!”
“Oh, aiyooooo~ Overseeeer!”
“Oh, aiyooooo~ Overseeeer!”
Zelru was momentarily at a loss for words.
Hahahahaha lol hahaha
-??
-What is this
-Are they NPCs?
Lol that’s creepy/gives me chills
This is a bit scary though.
‘Is a rebellion even possible?’
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