Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1047

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 178
58. Fertile Soil (1)
Ding.
[Cheese Official has uploaded a new video.]
[Nolchima EP.3 Fertile Soil]
[Premiering in 5 minutes!]
Finally, episode 3 of Nolchima had been uploaded.
Even with 5 minutes remaining until the premiere, the chat was already flooding in.
-Came rushing in like Doughnutz running as the Judge.
What’s with that speed though, for real lol
-1
-1
-Finally!
-Kyaa
-Is Uchiha Potato appearing today? There are so many Ninjas, this is crazy fast
-Almond came at the speed of wringing Paprika’s neck… am I late?
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Chat moving at this speed just 1 second after it went live.
The impact of last episode’s preview was definitely significant.
After 5 minutes passed.
[Nolchima EP.3 Fertile Soil]
[Now premiering!]
The video began.

* * *
A clear, azure sky.
Fluffy white clouds drifting lazily overhead.
Cheese Village was peaceful once again today.
The camera began to pan slowly downward.
Avatars with fractional-looking hairstyles moved back and forth.
In Cheese Village, which had once been empty, fences now stood, houses had been built, and fields had been planted.
Someone grasped a single stalk growing in that field.
I pulled with all my strength.
Pop.
Potatoes came tumbling out.
“Whew.”
The protagonist who had harvested the potatoes was Miho.
[Miho]
“Is this a healing game or a farming game?”
She grumbled while bending down to dig up more potatoes.
Balloon Gum, who was farming beside her, said something.
“Miho, why potatoes specifically? Potatoes feel kind of cheap, you know?”
“What are you talking about, oppa? Don’t you know potatoes are skyrocketing right now? There’s a Chef profession, and the first qualification test is potato soup.”
“Really? But there aren’t many aspiring chefs yet.”
“There will be plenty eventually~”
Pop.
She dug up potatoes steadily, speaking with remarkable composure.
“Potatoes don’t look very appealing though.”
“Come on, why would you judge a famine crop by its appearance?”
-Potato appearance lol
-What’s with Balloon Gum’s intuition lol
-Seriously choosing crops based on appearance lollll
-If we’re going by appearance, carrots beat potatoes lol
-Is he insane lol
A narration was inserted.
[Balloon Gum. He has excellent instincts, but he can’t explain them. Which is why his Ril tier will remain Bronze forever.]
-???
-Sudden roast lol
-So true lol
-But what about Almond??
-What’s this about lol
[In any case, Cheese Village remains peaceful. Their greatest concern is merely farming. They’re transitioning from a hunting civilization to an agricultural one. However…]
“Hey! Say something, anything!”
Suddenly, a shout echoed from somewhere.
An avatar wearing sunglasses that didn’t match the civilization level approached someone with a swagger.
[Jello]
It was Jello.
“You said farming would work here!”
With a shout, the screen froze and his profile appeared.
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4.32 million subscribers.
Record holder for highest live viewership.
Average viewers: 237,000.
2030 Tribby Rookie Award.
2033 Tribby Gold Award.
2035 Tribby Grand Prize.
*Loud-mouthed, but weak against women.
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-Kyaa
-Jello!
-Jel~ lo, awesome!
That’s crazy/insane lol
-Wow
-Jello showed up too?
At Jello’s appearance, the chat from viewers watching the premiere exploded.
Since many people only watched the officially uploaded videos, there were those seeing Jello for the first time today.
In any case, Jello’s presence signaled that this content wasn’t just some ordinary event passing by.
No matter what anyone said, he was the number one streamer by weight class.
Number one in influence too.
That was Jello.
But then─
“You said farming would work, and you sold me this garbage land!?”
Right now he was grabbing the NPC Bigfarm who sold the land and screaming at the top of his lungs.
“Guanyin Bodhisattva.”
Bigfarm’s head shook, yet he didn’t lose his composure.
He simply answered with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Hahahahaha
hahahahaha
What the heck lol
That rainbow reflection is crazy.
A narration flowed out.
[The reason Jello is angry right now is because his land isn’t functioning properly.]
Whoosh.
The screen changed as an explanation about the soil appeared.
[There are several types of land suitable for farming. We call this “soil,” and the quality varies depending on the type.]
Whoosh.
Back to Jello’s screen.
“L-look here! Right now, th-this! Look at the soil! This isn’t even soil, it’s sand, sand!”
As Jello grabbed the yellow block and clenched his fist, sand trickled through the gaps between his fingers.
-Yikes
-That’s seriously garbage land lol
-Wow lol
-Geez
“It’s soil with a 12% crop harvest probability. There’s nothing problematic about my statement.”
“12 percent? Are you kidding me?”
Smack!
Jello started hitting Bigfarm.
“Get your CEO! You’re just a manager! Get the CEO out here!”
Pow!
Bigfarm’s head shakes back and forth.
Bigfarm’s relaxed expression slowly changes.
“Please don’t test my patience.”
Shing.
Bigfarm draws out an iron sword.
At this time, an iron sword was an extremely valuable item.
“If I swing this, you have about a 10% probability of dying instantly. How about that? A 10% probability.”
“…N-no, that’s high! Incredibly high!”
“12% would be higher, wouldn’t it?”
“O-of course! It’s 2% higher! This is totally Lucky Bigfarm~”
-Lololololololololol
-Hahahaha
-So this is the era we live in…
-When all problems are solved with a sword, that’s actually healing
-Kyaa
-The age of romance
Jello immediately switched gears and apologized with a nervous smile.
Crackle.
The scene changed to an interview.
Jello sitting awkwardly against a white background.
Text appeared above his head.
[What were you thinking when you apologized to Bigfarm?]
“I’ll definitely get revenge on this bastard. No, I’ll get revenge on this land.”
-Lololololololololol
-You weren’t sorry at all lol
Haha, I do end up living by those words… it’s just because I failed lol
-A pro-Japanese collaborator from that point on~
The question shifts.
[How did you take revenge?]
“I was already thinking about miners back then. Seeing how things were developing, iron ore would inevitably become more and more necessary, but nobody was doing mining yet, you know? I thought if I monopolized that, I’d make a fortune.”
That judgment… lol
-Wow Jello is surprisingly smart
-STAY…
Lol, that’s such a fanboy judgment ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-???: Father, why did you become Bigfarm!?
-Ooh… smart
Viewers who hadn’t watched the broadcast thought Jello was clever, but those who had all seemed ready to rewind time to stop him.
The video moves on to another question.
[What about farming?]
“Ugh, what kind of farming can you do with that sand?”
[Then, what kind of soil harvest rate would be ideal?]
“I’ve heard that legendary fertile soil grows things over 3 times as much… but, but I don’t expect that much! Just plant it and watch it grow! That’s what I hope for. So, 100%.”
-The rumors had already spread by then?
That’s crazy how they mentioned fertile soil.
In the first place, they at least let us know that the admins exist lol
Today’s star of the show lol
As the narration played, the screen transitioned.
[Indeed, fertile soil.]
An introduction segment about fertile soil appeared.
It showed black cube-shaped soil and explained its characteristics.
[Rumors of this legendary soil with a harvest rate of 3 times had already spread throughout Cheese Village.]
Crackle crackle.
The screen changed.
Miho appeared.
“Big brother, I heard there’s something like that. Fertile soil, they say… the harvest is 3 times as much. Wouldn’t we not have to suffer like this if we just had that?”
Balloon Gum scoffs.
“Puhaha, where would something like that exist? Miho, farming is nothing else~ it’s all about diligence! Diligence!”
The screen then changed, and Hong-cha and Lemon appeared.
“Sister, have you heard about that fertile soil… ? The harvest is 3 times as much.”
“Nah. Where would something like that exist, seriously.”
Hong-cha continues muttering while tilling the field.
“If something like that existed, there’d be people willing to kill for it here…”
lol
You’ll actually end up killing them lol
Bubble gum is like that and becomes owl black lol
-Haha!
-Flag lol
God-tier insight lol
Next was Mosol.
“Fertile soil?”
Surprisingly, he had no one to talk to, so he was conversing with the chat window instead.
“Nah, something like that… I don’t really need it. It’s just… farming like this while talking is fun, you know?”
He wasn’t talking to people.
He was talking to the chat window.
Oh my god, I’m so upset.
Gi-chan ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-How did Gichan become like this…
I’m so lonely ㅠㅠ
So Mosol didn’t need fertile soil… lol
Oh no! ㅠㅠ
Crackle crackle crackle!
Finally, Dotorimuk appeared.
“Everyone, apparently there’s a place somewhere in this world where only fertile soil is spread out everywhere.”
-?
It suddenly got better lol
The dangers of rumors lol
Suddenly? Lol
As Dotorimuk joined, the rumor became even more absurd.
“I’m going to try to find that land of dreams.”
Chat messages floated around Dotorimuk.
-Got sick again
-Perfect farm lol, hey just focus on farming hard
Hey acorn, cut it out with the delusions lol
I nailed the perfect shot and got hooked on it lol
“No, it really exists!? It does!”
Doodung.
As the background music changed, Dotorimuk’s face was zoomed in on.
“Owl Black!!”
Thump… thump…
As the music began slowly.
The screen changed.
Almond appeared.
[Paprika Village]
After Almond swept through Paprika Village with the dragon.
He stood with a dazed expression, looking down at what lay beneath his feet.
The music crescendos gradually.
Ku-gung…! Ku-gu-gung…!
“…What is this?”
Whoosh.
He lifted the black earth beneath his feet by converting it into blocks.
Boom! Ku-gung! Ku-gu-gung!
The music accelerates toward its climax.
[Fertile Soil]
It was fertile soil.
What everyone desired and sought.
-Wow
-The savior of the village who came to destroy it…
Lol, you were here the whole time ㅋㅋㅋ
-Almond saved it??? How??
-The cause of all wars lol
-With just Almond and Bioyeokto… we can destroy anywhere…
Man, I didn’t set up the chat spoiler filter here ㅠㅠ
-Here it comes… the true protagonist of Cheese Village
The narration flows out.
[At this moment, Almond realizes something very dangerous.]
The black earth where Almond stood.
Looking up from that place, Almond’s face was shadowed by something sinister.
“This… it seems like this is what comes out when you burn people?”
Kwaaaa-gwang!
The music soars to its complete peak.
[That’s how you make fertile soil.]
-Huk lol
-Huh??
-It actually existed??
-Seriously lol this is a healing game with this kind of setting lol
-For real???
-Lol
-Wow
-Crazy
Zzzzzt!
The screen transitions.
In front of Cheese Village.
A massive head approaches.
Boing… Boing… Boing….
“Wow… Finally here.”
It was Almond.
-Finally
Hahaha
-The village’s savior coming to destroy the village…
-Lord Almond has arrived~
-Kyaa
-Why “Lord”??
[At this moment, a chance encounter—or perhaps a fateful one—occurs.]
-?
-Huh?
What kind of fateful encounter??ㅋㅋㅋ
Ah… haha
Almond entered the village.
And someone emerged from it.
“Oh, so you’re the famous Almond!”
[Jello]
It was Jello.
He had been heading to the mines with Chocosong.
“I’m Jello.”
“Ah!”
Almond lowered his large head respectfully and shook hands.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Jello.”
“Oh my… what an honor! Meeting the MVP of the International Tournament like this! I don’t know what to do with myself! Hehehehe?!”
Their clasped hands shaking together are shown in close-up.
Crackle crackle.
Then a different image cuts in.
It’s filled with static.
A scene from the distant future.
“Verdict~ Death sentence~”
A scene of Almond pronouncing a death sentence.
Thud, thud, thud.
A gavel striking down without emotion.
At this, Jello cries out.
“I didn’t abandon my country! My country abandoned me!
Whoooosh!
Jello and Chocosong blast off like rockets.
Crackle crackle.
We return to the present moment.
It was only a brief glimpse of the future.
The current Jello and Almond are smiling.
I wave my hand with a smile.
A close-up of Almond’s smiling face appears.
[What if we had been colleagues?]
A narration cuts in, pretending to be dubbed.
-?
-What is this
-That’s not even Almond’s voice lolol
-Dubbed lololol
Next, Jello’s face gets a close-up.
[If I had just looked back at you one more time here… could we have been friends?]
-What the hell lololololol
-No way lolol
-???
-Aruto vs Jelsuke nice
-No way lololol
-Ah lololololol
-Shaking my head
-They were a miner and a farmer anyway lolol
-What if we… had been colleagues? lol
-Stop trying to make it dramatic lol
-The two protagonists of Cheese Village shaking my head
In any case, at this moment.
Two destinies crossed.
Fertile soil appeared in Cheese Village.

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