Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1046
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 177
57. Secrets of the World (2)
The capsule door slid open.
Sanghyeon lifted his upper body from inside the pod.
“Phew.”
I’d been in Seok for quite a while today.
“Finally out? You’re not overexerting yourself, right?”
Juhyeok spun his chair around to greet me.
His monitor displayed viewer analytics graphs and several community windows.
“Ah… yeah. There’s not much need to focus here anyway.”
“If you say that, Huchoo will feel left out.”
Juhyeok chuckled as he spoke.
But Sanghyeon tilted his head in confusion.
“Huh? Why?”
“Never mind. It’s nothing.”
This guy was something else.
Juhyeok changed the subject.
“Hey. Anyway, Cheese Village is going crazy right now.”
“What? Why? Am I allowed to know about this?!”
Sanghyeon startled and covered his ears in preparation.
He’d thought Juhyeok meant something was actually happening inside Seok’s Cheese Village.
“No, not that. The community is saying Cheese Village content is getting great reactions right now.”
“Ah…”
Juhyeok pulled up the monitor to show me more.
1st Place) Nolchima’s all-time legendary content lol give it a thumbs up
“…Oh.”
Sanghyeon was surprised.
If Cheese Village had simply been written as the top issue, he would’ve let it slide.
Like the scene where Jello flew away, or the scene where Greentea appeared in the trial.
There were plenty of impressive moments, right?
But a post saying the content was entertaining had claimed the top spot in the issue rankings.
This was a different pattern from usual.
“This final showdown between the Rocket Squad and the Knight Order is receiving incredible praise. That’s probably why a post like this went up.”
“That much?”
Juhyeok explained that part, clearly understanding exactly what had surprised me.
“With content like this, whether an incident occurs naturally is really crucial. Then comes whether that incident is entertaining. The Rocket Squad coming to rescue Jello and the Knight Order blocking them—the flow of this incident was so natural. That’s why the production team minimized their involvement…”
“…”
Juhyeok went on excitedly analyzing the factors behind the success.
But I couldn’t say much in response.
I didn’t understand what he was talking about.
As Sanghyeon scratched his head, Juhyeok laughed it off knowingly.
“Yeah. Well… I just didn’t know what else to say, so I said it.”
“Wow, you really did plan this well, Juhyeok.”
“Enough of that, you bastard.”
Hehe.
Sanghyeon simply laughed it off.
“I’m not a woman, so do you really think I’ll just let it slide if you laugh it off like that?”
“Let’s grab some late-night food. My treat. Grilled intestines?”
“Where should we order from?”
At the mention of late-night food, Juhyeok forgot everything and immediately picked up his phone.
* * *
Even as Juhyeok and Sanghyeon cheerfully selected their late-night menu.
Cheese Village still bustled with numerous inhabitants.
Some were engaged in particularly desperate activity.
“W-why!? Everyone!? I’m Zelru, you know!?”
Zelru—a dust-covered boy born as the son of Cheese Village’s traitor.
To him, this world was utterly hopeless.
Thwack!
Smack!
Stones flew at him the moment he was born.
“You’re a disgrace to our village! Zelruto!”
Hahahahahahaha
Haha, that’s too much lol
No, haha
I’m crying, wah wah, I’m crying wah wah
“W-wait! Villagers! This is too much─”
His words fell on deaf ears.
──Smack!
Another stone flew at him.
“We don’t need trash like you in our village!”
“B-but I’m so useful!? I inherited the qualities of a miner from my father!”
Zelru spoke to the villagers as though his origins weren’t entirely a bad thing.
But they wouldn’t accept him.
No, they couldn’t accept him.
“What? A miiiiineeeeer!?”
Clack.
Upon hearing the word “miner,” a Knight in obsidian armor approached and sneered.
A belly with a ‘B’ name recruited through the Knight Order’s special construction recruitment.
[Yangpa]
He was Yangpa.
A midlaner who once competed in the Nant Tournament as part of the Green Tea Bagging team.
He’d been toyed with from start to finish by Almond’s Melly and endured every insult imaginable.
But now he was a faithful servant of Lord Almond.
The lord’s servant questioned Zelru.
“You’re a miner?”
“Yes. My miner level is quite high.”
Pahahahaha!
Yangpa laughed.
“That’s something to brag about?”
“Y-yes?”
“In Cheese Village, mining is a lowly profession! You idiot!”
Thwack!
Yangpa kicked Zelru.
“The higher your miner level, the more contemptible you become!”
Pahahahaha!
Watching Yangpa burst into laughter, Zelru muttered.
“What a jerk…”
“What did you say!?”
“Oh, no. I mean… self-discipline, right?”
“Y-yes. Why.”
“Self-discipline…”
“?”
“…That’s what you meant, right?”
Hahahahahaha
lol ice skating
You’ve had talent since you were young, haven’t you? lol
-Truly worthy of being Jello’s son^^
-Wind Release Mouth Technique, so Boni is Zelruto
Smack!
Yangpa kicked Jello again.
“You little brat… I need to teach you some manners.”
Yangpa tilted his head up, acting like a third-rate villain.
The shadow cast over his eyes looked genuinely sinister.
Hahahahaha
hahaha lol
-So Zelru is the protagonist?
-A hero’s trial…
What’s up with onion’s smoke power lol
Click.
Yangpa raised his club high.
That’s when it happened.
“No, no, nooooooo!”
A woman’s scream pierced the air as she positioned herself between Yangpa and Jello.
[Chocosong]
“Um, Jello. What’s going on?”
-What the
-Mom’s here lol
-No way lmao
-The timing lololol
-Chocosong has no idea what’s happening lol
Yangpa lowered his club and cast a contemptuous gaze.
“Chocosong. You barely escaped judgment from the Master by claiming you were gaslit by Jello. I don’t accept it, but still?”
Yangpa growled menacingly as he stepped closer.
The very embodiment of a third-rate villain’s momentum.
-Coool that woman~!
-Lololol
-Yangpa’s committed now
“W-what are you talking about?”
“After being gaslit, did your vision really get that cloudy? Huh?!”
“Ugh, ahhh! Why, why are you doing this?! What about Jello…”
Snap.
Zelru stepped in front of Chocosong.
“Hey… Leave my mother alone! You bastard!”
Zelru’s face had somehow turned red.
Chocosong stared at Zelru with a bewildered expression.
“?”
A mother learning of her son’s existence for the first time.
-Lololololololololol
-What the lololol
-Lololol
-She didn’t even know she had a son lol
-Lmao
“W-what do you mean… Um, Jello, why would I be your mo…”
“Hahahaha!”
Yangpa laughed with contempt.
“Even if he’s a lowly wretch! You still look after your mother, don’t you?! Those vicious eyes are truly the son of the villain Jello himself!”
-Wow lololololol
-Nice
-Lol Chocosong’s pupils dilated
“W-wait, wait, wait a moment. So… this person is Zelru… Jello’s son… and I’m… his mother?”
Zelru quickly answered the flustered Chocosong, whose face had turned crimson and was trembling.
“Yes. Well, that’s how it turned out. I was executed, after all.”
hahahahahahahaha
-Is this kid serious? Did he regress?
-Zelru’s so cool
-She’s flustered lol
-What a mature child…
Chocosong quickly immersed herself in the role.
“Ah, I… I see!? Then I can’t forgive this even more! Why are you tormenting my son!?”
Chocosong approached Yangpa and confronted him.
“How dare you from the Knight Order bully a child like that!?”
“What… what!? You widow!”
“W-widow!? I’m a miner, you bastard!”
Smack!
Chocosong slapped Yangpa across the face.
Yangpa immediately fled in panic.
“You’ll regret this!”
-??
Hahahahahaha
-Obsidian got smacked lol
-Yangpa’s exit lol
-I mean lol
-Mothers are strong…
Yangpa decided he couldn’t bully her further and simply left.
It was a third-rate villain’s exit.
Chocosong turned back to Zelru.
“Z-Zelru? Zelru?”
“Yes…”
For some reason, both mother and son felt embarrassed.
Hahahahaha
-This marriage content DLC is insane
-Lol I can’t even watch this
-And now a child too…
lol so funny
“A-ahem. Zelru, let’s head to my house first. This won’t do.”
“Yes.”
Zelru followed Chocosong toward her home.
It seemed Zelru’s residence would be there from now on.
However, the harassment directed at Zelru continued throughout their walk through the streets.
Even the little NPC children came to mock me.
They made up a strange song and sang it repeatedly.
“Zelru’s a miner~ Mother’s a widow~”
“Ze~ lru we hate! Ze~ lru we hate! Even Santa Grandfather won’t give Zelru any gifts~”
This was because of an article from Balloon Daily News.
An article had been published stating that Jello was executed on charges of national betrayal.
I’m dying laughing hahahaha
Wait, those little NPC kids weren’t just background characters??? ㅋㅋㅋ That’s crazy, for real ㅋㅋㅋ
That’s not it lol
-This can’t be…
Hahahahahaha
-Is this guilt by association…
“Hey! All of you get out of here right now!?”
Chocosong brandished a miner’s special bomb as a threat.
“Ugh, uaaaaaa!”
-Throwing bombs at kids lol
Hahahahaha
That’s not it lol
After that, Chocosong placed her hand on Zelru’s shoulder and spoke.
“Zelru.”
“Yes?”
“Your father was a magnificent miner.”
“…B-but you said mining was a bad thing!”
“Mm.”
Chocosong shook her head with a smile.
“That’s not true, my son. Mining is a noble profession. It’s the work of extracting the most beautiful and radiant things from the darkest and deepest places.”
-Wow
What’s up with Choco Songi’s mom’s acting lol
It’s right before the protagonist is born lol
-Abusive environment, a mother like sunshine, this is… completely protagonist material?
-This is it, let’s flip the script!
“B-but why does everyone say miners are trash! Mother!”
“That’s because your father, who was the greatest miner of this land, suffered some… oh, a misunderstanding. And he was executed.”
-A misunderstanding?
It’s not a misunderstanding lol
If we get caught, there’ll be a misunderstanding lol
It’s funny how you’re stuttering over the misunderstanding lol
“….”
Zelru lowered his head.
His body trembling.
“I… I’m going to take my revenge.”
-Zelru desperately holding back laughter~
-Why is his acting so shaky lol lololol so funny lololol
-That’s seriously bad acting fr
“What?”
“This village that killed my father! This village that torments my mother! This damn village!”
“Z-Zelru…”
-Destroying Cheese lol
-What a bastard lololol
-So he really is a traitor after all lololol
-Acting like a traitor again lol
-Uchiha Zelske lol
-As expected~ DNA doesn’t go anywhere~
-Lololol
Zelru lifts his head and makes his declaration.
“I’ll destroy it. The tree… no, Cheese Village. I’ll melt it all down!”
But Chocosong shakes her head.
She tells him the reality.
“Zelru…”
“Yes?”
“The Knight Order’s adamantium doesn’t melt.”
“…”
-No way lololololol
-Early education lol
-Lololololol
-Lololol
-Sob sob
-Reality lesson Gort
“Go out and sell some iron ore. That’s all your father left you with. Really, there’s absolutely nothing else, just this.”
For some reason, Zelru feels stung by those words.
“Ugh.”
And so Zelru gets dragged along by Chocosong to dispose of the remaining iron ore together.
-Iron ore selling boy 🙁
-Buy some iron ore~
-But who’s gonna buy this lol
-Oh dear lol
-The farmers are probably gonna need it soon 🙁
-Iron ore now of all times 🙁 sigh 🙁
And so Zelru and Chocosong walk away desolately.
Down a dark street corner.
There was someone watching them.
[Huchoo]
It was Huchoo, who had secretly infiltrated Cheese Village.
She lowered her head and murmured softly.
“You’ve grown so well, Zelru. You look just like your father.”
Haha, seriously though lol
What is this ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I became a son ㅋㅋㅋ
-the concept is insane
-is she an aunt lol
I did execute him, but the fact that he’s alive is kind of funny lol
-is this some collaboration between Jello Porter and the broadcast company?
Meanwhile, on another front.
The next day, episode 3 of Nolchima was uploaded.
[Nolchima ep.3 Fertile Soil]
[First premiere in 5 minutes!]
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