Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1048
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 179
58. Fertile Soil (2)
Meanwhile, inside Cheese Village, tensions were rising between the Agricultural Cooperative and Danmuji.
Boom~!
[Agricultural Cooperative]
The two large characters spelling “Agricultural Cooperative” appear on screen.
A long table comes into view with executives seated around it.
Three of them occupy the most prominent seats.
[Ppulranem]
[Doughnutz]
[Middle-aged Detective]
The broadcast referred to them this way.
[Agricultural Cooperative’s Three Leaders]
Hahaha what kind of leader of a farmers association hahaha
-Three leaders lol
Haha, that’s so lame/uncool.
Doughnutz, seated in the center, rises from his seat.
“I will now reveal our performance results.”
Whoosh!
A scroll unfurls from behind.
“Ooooh…”
“Jackpot.”
Doughnutz grins widely.
At this time, Doughnutz’s voice held far more authority than Ppulranem or the Middle-aged Detective.
“Everyone’s profits have increased two to threefold. Simply by entrusting your work to me.”
Whoosh.
The screen pauses briefly, and Doughnutz’s strategy chart appears as a diagram.
[Previously, Doughnutz had monopolized a market price graph that contained no variables whatsoever, and this was the crack code for making big money through farming.]
The Agricultural Cooperative’s true strength lay in Doughnutz’s ability to predict market prices.
[Moreover, since expensive refrigeration warehouses were purchased collectively with everyone’s money, time itself now favored the Agricultural Cooperative.]
Whoosh.
The screen resumes playing.
Doughnutz wears a satisfied smile as he unfolds another document.
“This time, over ten more villagers have expressed their desire to join our Agricultural Cooperative. You understand, don’t you? The larger our numbers grow, the stronger we become.”
[It appears the Agricultural Cooperative is poised to become the dominant force in Cheese Village.]
-Lol
The glory days of Nonghyup are crazy.
-It’s like when North Korea was doing better than our country haha
-What’s Doughnutz’s ability~
-So the Agricultural Cooperative had its moment too…
Haha, early game Lu Bu communism lol
From this alone, I could guess what Doughnutz’s standing was like within the Agricultural Cooperative at that time.
Yet despite such standing, there was someone who dared to pose a question.
“What happened to Danmuji?”
Snap.
The one who raised his hand was Pickle.
[Pickle]
As his name came to mind, the screen froze.
Whoosh.
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General game Streamer.
Average viewership: 18,000.
Former professional word-game player.
2035 Nanteu Tournament Green Tea Bagging top laner.
*It’s not a mistake—it’s a Bandit!
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-They switched the characters…
Haha, what a mess
hahahahaha
He’s not from a pro gamer background, he’s from a pro match-fixer background lol what is this
-Loyal subjects always die first though…
“Danmuji’s territorial domain currently exceeds half of our entire Agricultural Cooperative’s combined holdings. We must recruit Danmuji.”
Pickle strongly advocated for bringing Danmuji into the fold.
-Wow
“The theory of raising an army of hundreds of thousands is shocking”
Lee Sun-shin ㅠㅠㅠ
A proposal that would change the worldline lol lol
However, the Agricultural Cooperative’s three leaders, including Doughnutz, scoffed at the idea.
Especially Ppulranem.
“What? The Agricultural Cooperative only accepts voluntary supporters! No matter how much land Danmuji has! We can’t beat them anyway!”
Doughnutz nods in agreement.
“Now, now, don’t be hasty. We just need to expand our influence gradually. Land size only attracts monsters anyway, right? ‘Influence’ matters more than land. That’s always how human affairs have worked~”
Then a narration flows out.
[Doughnutz’s judgment was sound. Expanding influence within the organization called Cheese Village certainly seemed important. However, the most crucial turning point in human history has always been….]
Crash!
Someone kicks open the conference room door and bursts in.
“Gasp… Huff… Doughnutz!”
“What? We’re in a meeting right now─”
“It’s an emergency! New, new soil has….”
“?”
[The most crucial turning points in human history have never been determined by power, but by technological revolution.]
“Fertile soil has appeared in the village!”
-Gasp lol
-Oil discovery omg
-Here comes that guy lololol
-Industrial revolution omg
“What?”
*Crackle.*
The screen shifted.
A house with a large yellow roof came into view.
[Danmuzip]
The camera moved inside.
Someone was pleading.
“D-Danmuji! Just one more time—couldn’t you lend me some? I swear I can pay it back!?”
[Goguma]
He was Goguma.
-Lmaooooo
-Goguma…
-Doughnutz really only sends innocent people lololol
T_T
“No.”
“No! Why!? I-I’ll even be your lackey! Huh!? A lackey! Oh my, what an honor! Please, just give me a little money!!”
“Ugh, no, why are you like this.”
“Just use me as a lackey, okay? Y-Yes! Call me Gobong! Call me Gobong!”
“….”
Danmuji looked troubled.
-Wait, Gobong volunteered for this???
-This is… lololol
-The birth of history omg
-lmao lololol
-The founder is Gobong
A narration began.
[Goguma had fallen for Doughnutz’s scheme targeting Danmuji, squandering all his money. Here, a natural hierarchy emerged.]
*Swish.*
With no other choice, Danmuji produced a contract.
Gobong signed it.
[Thus was born the first ‘Bong’—Gobong.]
-What is this, a history documentary? lololol
-Bong the First lololol
-lmao the narration lol
-The First Bong lololol
-Is there a second bong???
-Who’s the second bong?
Those who weren’t watching the stream couldn’t have imagined it.
That the second bong was the person who had granted the first bong.
In any case, the narration continued to flow.
[Danmuji used Gobong as a complete servant, expanding the land.]
“Blast it! Gobong!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry! Master!”
“Gobong! Fetch me some water!”
“Right away, sir! Master!”
“You fool, Gobong! Haven’t you finished planting the peppers!?”
“Yes, understood, sir! Master!”
[Days Later]
Knock. Knock. Knock.
A knocking sound echoed at Danmuzip’s front gate.
“Who dares knock on the master’s door!”
Goguma went out to greet the visitor.
[Almond]
It was Almond.
“Ahem.”
“Eek!? W-What do I do!”
Rumors about Almond and Bioyeokto had already spread.
Goguma rushed inside to inform Danmuji.
Boom! Crash!
Danmuji burst out.
“Oh my goodness! Master Almond!”
-Even the village magnate lol becomes nothing lol before Bioyeokto
-Wow
-From this point on… lol
“Oh, welcome! What brings you to this humble place at such an hour!”
Whoosh.
The screen shifted indoors.
Danmuji and Almond.
The two were having tea and conversing.
“But what brings you here…”
“I’ve come to sell some soil.”
Danmuji swallowed hard.
A moment of tension.
“Ah, yes, yes. How much are you asking for?”
“You know what balanced soil is, right? I need to receive several times that amount. You’ll understand once you see it.”
A brief subtitle explanation of balanced soil is inserted.
“Several times… How many times exactly? Haha.”
“Well. About this much….”
Ten fingers spread open.
At this moment, a narration plays.
[Danmuji was already prepared for up to 20 times the amount. 10 times was practically a steal.]
“10 times! Oh my, even at 10 times I would buy it….”
Danmuji’s face brightens considerably.
[However….]
Doodung!
Almond’s expression is zoomed in as his voice flows out.
“100 times.”
-?
-???
Hahahahaha
So this is that famous Shorts, haha
-100x lol
and lol
-Insane
-Crazy
Danmuji speaks pleadingly.
“100, 100 times!? Almond. To be honest, I struggle to pay even 30 times.”
[Danmuji had his circumstances. The situation wasn’t entirely favorable. This was because of monsters that only invaded the largest lands.]
A brief explanation flows through data screens.
-Gasp
-I see
lol
-Then what do we do?
-So it’s like just giving up the land?
[Almond found himself in a difficult situation. So….]
Almond’s gaze shifts toward Gobong.
“How did Gobong become Gobong?”
“Ah….”
“Then… Would it work if I called her Danbong?”
Doodung!
Music plays.
[Almond proposes a tenant farming system. Borrow the fertile land first, then repay it through farming.]
“Danmuji. If you’re not interested, I’ll just go to Hong-cha instead.”
[Danmuji couldn’t afford to miss this opportunity.]
I jump to my feet!
Rising from my seat, I volunteer to be the leader.
“Danmuji? But I’m Danbong?”
“I-I’m Gobong!”
[And so the first feudal system begins.]
-The birth of a legend lol
-Wow lol
-Haha
-‘Feudal’ system lol
-So this was it lol
-The birth of the lords…
-Danmuji lol
He was a high-ranking official ㅠㅠ
[Meanwhile, this news reaches the Agricultural Cooperative.]
“What?”
Thud.
Doughnutz rises from his seat and makes a decision.
“Almond joined Danmuzip?”
For the Agricultural Cooperative, it was a bolt from the blue.
“This won’t do, young friend.”
He makes up his mind.
“We need to teach them a lesson in our territory. Everyone, grab your tools.”
“Yes!”
Whoosh!
The Agricultural Cooperative members grab all the ingredients they were planning to sell today from the refrigerator.
-lol
Economic noir is crazy
-What kind of healing is this? lol
-Lol
-Tools! lol Potatoes lol
* * *
After Almond and Bongbong finished their harvest.
Almond attempts to sell agricultural products for the first time.
“Let me go check it out~”
With innocent steps, he headed to that place.
[Agricultural Products Direct Sales Center]
It was an agricultural products direct sales center.
He immediately checked the prices.
[Potatoes] [△12%]
“Oh. Potato prices went up!”
Without realizing it, I pointed at the potatoes and shouted.
That’s when Doughnutz approached.
He said several things.
A smile spread across Doughnutz’s lips.
Smirk.
[Here, Doughnutz receives the information that Almond planted potatoes.]
“Well, Shop Owner? I’ll sell all these potatoes here.”
Clap clap.
As Doughnutz clapped, the Agricultural Cooperative Members who had been pretending to be ordinary villagers jumped out one after another and sold off the potatoes.
“We’ll sell potatoes too!”
“Me as well!”
-Is this the famous potato manipulation technique lol
-Wow lol
-Gasp
-Uchiha Potato oof
Music begins to play.
Melancholic yet wistful, but with a sharp edge somewhere.
The video accelerates, and potato prices begin to plummet.
[Potatoes] [▼100%]
Boom!
The potatoes instantly become worthless scraps.
Almond brought the potatoes.
Doughnutz turned away as if unable to bear watching, and his voice is layered as narration.
[I’m sorry, but this is where it ends. Almond. Capitalism is cold, after all.]
-Lmaooooo
-This is insane lol
-What’s with the sentiment lol
-Is this a martial arts drama lol
But then the song takes a twist.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
“Whoa!”
“This is insane….”
“What is it?”
The surroundings erupted into chaos.
Doughnutz’s expression shifted once more.
Thump, thump, thump.
Each time I pulled out a box, the music crescendoed.
Boom, boom, boom!
Doughnutz’s face crumbled.
[Corn]
[Corn]
[Corn]
.
.
.
Every single box contained corn.
Doughnutz’s interview plays.
“Corn? I thought I must have misread it. And when I checked the corn price….”
Boom!
[Corn] [▲280%]
-Wow
-Whoa
-Crazy
-Seriously?
-What???
-Why is it all corn????
Nope lololololololololol
Doughnutz’s interview.
He spoke with a bitter smile.
“That’s when I realized. Ah… I’m done for.”
The music swells as the narration rings out like a moral lesson.
[Because Almond was such a novice, he even confused the crops he had planted himself. When you needlessly trample on someone far beneath you, sometimes unexpected calamity strikes.]
“Waaaah!”
“Nice shot, my lord~!”
The cheers of the Bongbongs echo through the air.
The sun that hung high over Cheese Village gradually sinks toward the horizon.
[As Doughnutz said, capitalism was cold.]
Thud.
The screen fades to black, and the title appears.
[Come Visit! Cheese Village!]
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Haha lol
That’s crazy lol
“Asking if Uchiha potato was actually an almond lol”
-It’s cold! Cheese Village!
I can’t laugh that hard lol
Ah, so this is that famous potato ring magic trick lol
Crackle!
The preview began to play.
Accompanied by ominous music.
“So, you’re saying you’re going to catch Hongsong, right?!”
Goguma, excited about gaining a successor.
“Okay… Let’s go with Hongsong-i.”
The birth of Song-ja Bae.
“The culprit is you! Almondil!!”
The Middle-aged Detective points at Almond.
Patter patter patter….
A day when rain falls heavily.
Red hair cascades down.
It was Hong-cha.
Before her stands the Agricultural Cooperative.
“Hong-cha. You’ve been set up.”
Ppulranem speaks.
“The Knight Order! Those bastards put you in danger and then saved you? To control you as they please…”
A close-up of Ppulranem’s face.
He appeals with trembling eyes.
“You’ve been gaslit!!”
Hong-cha, bewildered.
She faces the Agricultural Cooperative and speaks.
“I….”
A close-up of her crimson eyes.
[Next Episode]
Patter patter patter…!
In the sound of falling rain, red lips speak a resolve.
“I’ll be with the Knight Order.”
Boom!
A massive title card announces the next episode.
[The Knight Order]
[The Knights]
That was the end of the video.
-Wow
-This is it
-They made an anime teaser out of nowhere lol
-What is this lol it didn’t even rain back then lol
-The editing went crazy lol
-Hong-cha’s loyalty is so high, such a nostalgic female lead vibe but she’s only 2 heads tall lolol
-Hmm~
Hong Song-i ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-Ppulranem was definitely just being annoying as hell back then lol but it’s so poignant here
-This is noir too…
-The Knights lol this is hilarious lolololol
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