Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1030

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 161
52. The Birth of the Grand Master (1)
“Juhyeok, the second episode of Nolchima just dropped.”
“Oh?”
Juhyeok, who had been lying on the sofa, bolted upright.
“Wow… the title of this episode is no joke, is it?”
Hehe.
Juhyeok looked thoroughly satisfied by the title, which appeared to be a special feature on Almond the Grand Master.
Sanghyeon began washing dishes and casually asked Juhyeok.
“So it’s about me, then?”
“Probably, right?”
“Can’t I watch it too?”
“No, you can’t. That’s the contract condition.”
Tsk.
Sanghyeon clicked his tongue regretfully and continued washing the dishes.
I shouldn’t have asked him—he’s the planner, after all.
Clatter, clatter.
“Actually, you can watch it, to be honest.”
“Really?”
Sanghyeon turned back with a brightened expression.
To that, Juhyeok added teasingly.
“But you can’t let it show that you’ve watched it. If you act awkwardly, it’s better not to watch at all. The broadcast will be ruined.”
“…”
I see.
It really was better not to watch.
The viewers all knew he shouldn’t watch it either, so if it was discovered that he had, the immersion would shatter and public opinion would turn sour in an instant.
Clatter, clatter.
Sanghyeon resumed washing the dishes.
“Oh, it’s starting.”
Juhyeok muttered teasingly as he watched Nolchima.
He burst out laughing at certain parts and seemed to be enjoying it, then said this.
“But if you act perfectly anyway, you can watch it.”
“Hey.”
Sanghyeon cut him off, making it clear he wouldn’t fall for it again.
“Alright, I’ll stop. Ahahaha!”
Satisfied with how far he’d gotten, Juhyeok headed into his room.

* * *
Against a dark backdrop, a blood-stained blade swept through the air.
Shing!
“Kill that thug! Kill him now!!!”
It was Huchoo.
Her blade pointed toward a single figure standing alone.
Countless soldiers rushed toward that person.
Far too many for one person to face.
Thud-thud-thud-thud…!
The dust they kicked up as they charged was already obscuring the entire field of vision.
However—
[Won-gi-ok donated 10,000 won]
[Friends! Give me your strength!]
[Rubisword donated 10,000 won!]
Everyone put your arms up! ㅇ/ㅇ/
-If Rubisword says so, raise them
I can’t translate this as it’s not a recognizable word or phrase in any language. It appears to be a symbolic representation or emoticon rather than text meant for translation.
I can’t translate this as it doesn’t appear to be text in any language—it looks like ASCII art or symbols rather than words or characters that form meaningful language content.
-Let’s goooo~
hahaha
I can’t translate this as it appears to be ASCII art or symbols rather than text in a language. It doesn’t represent words or meaningful content that can be translated to English.
I can’t translate this as it doesn’t appear to be text in any language – it looks like an emoticon or ASCII art rather than words or characters meant to convey linguistic meaning.
-Raise them~
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.
.
Countless messages and donations flooded across the screen.
All of it transformed into buffs.
[Attack Power Increased 50%]
[Defense Power Increased 30%]
[Critical Damage Increased 30%]
.
.
.
[Weapon Attribute Applied: Lightning]
My body became enveloped in the aura of buffs, and my blade crackled with electricity.
Crackle-crackle-crackle!!
“Die! Die! Die! Die!!!”
Countless shadowy blades descended upon me.
Flash!
Almond’s eyes close in on the screen, and the display flashes red.
Those who had rushed forward were being swept away in unison.
“Grraaaaaaah!”
“D-damn it!”
“Y-yes, as expected from Non-selected Personnel….”
Thud.
The screen fades to black as the title appears.
[Come Visit! Cheese Village!]
[EP. The Birth of Lord Almond]
-Insane
-Crazy
-Finally this scene shows up lol
-Lord!!!!!!
-Almond… he’s a troublemaker but the strongest.
-lol he really lives up to the title of Lord
-Wait, this was actually real??
-The beginning of all incidents
Viewers who had already seen it were thrilled that the famous scene finally appeared in the official video, while those who had only heard rumors about it were amazed that it was actually real.
-I thought Mobeong was just reciting some random poem… but it was real;
-Why is this actually real?
-lol what, Paprika’s already been swept clean anyway?
Most people had actually thought it was fake because Mosol had spread so many rumors about it.
Crackle.
After the intro ended, Cheese Village appeared as a peaceful landscape.
“Wow. Is this Cheese Village?”
“Amazing, amazing. It’s so beautiful~”
The residents were now moving into Cheese Village one by one.
“Where is the opening ceremony being held?”
“Over there, I think?”
They all headed to find the opening ceremony venue.
The lights turned on, and the opening ceremony began.
That footage passed quickly.
The opening ceremony proceeded peacefully and smoothly.
If there was something slightly odd, it was that one person hadn’t come.
“Um, where’s Almond? I don’t see him?”
Miho zooms in as she begins searching everywhere, saying Almond hadn’t come.
Whoosh.
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Model and Streamer.
2031 Volve Cover Model.
2032 Super Model Contest 6th Place.
2034 Tribby Female Streamer Popularity Vote 1st Place.
2035 Nanteu Tournament Champion.
*Almond’s Sparrow.
*Better at Battle Rage than Balloon Gum.
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-Ohhh…
Better at battle rap than blowing bubbles lol
-Almond bird lol
No, haha
-The asterisks are the most important part
Look how nobody calls me noona once I become a loser ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Miho’s 2-star form is seriously overpowered lol
Supermodel: 2 heads tall lol
In the world of Survival Craft, Miho’s charm seemed destined to diminish significantly.
The screen quickly shifted to another person.
“Aw. You’re late, Almond~”
The owner of that carefree voice.
Whoosh.
The screen froze momentarily as his introduction appeared.
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Major Streamer with an average of 100,000 viewers.
2029 Tribby General Gaming Category Popularity Vote 1st Place.
2031 Worst Play 1st Place.
Bad Movie achieved 20 million views.
2032 Instigator of the Three Magazine Clips No-Hit Incident.
2035 Nanteu Tournament Champion.
*When the time comes, he shows something….
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Hahahahahahaha
Worst play #1 lmao
-The guy who’s best at being bad…
-How did he even win the Nanteu Tournament lol
“Apparently he’s the mastermind behind the 3-magazine no-hit ‘incident’ lol”
-Bad Movie 20 million views, that’s a real legend.
What’s up with the last line lol
Balloon Gum’s introduction was a series of shocking revelations.
However, he possessed one major advantage.
-But why does Balloon Gum feel so natural?
Did you seriously become a 2-headed freak? lol
Lol, Evan’s being weird
A 2-head-tall character—actually 3-head-tall, but—whose in-game appearance barely differs from his real self.
In other words, his charm remains completely intact even within the Seok world.
The video resumed playing.
“Almond’s kind of careless, so he might’ve just been late.”
Balloon Gum, who had extensive collaboration experience with Almond, assumed it was simply a tardiness issue.
Until the final moment of the opening ceremony.
“Now then! Let us fire the opening celebration fireworks for the Cheese Village server!”
Whoosh!
Countless lights converged toward the center of the sky.
“Cheese’s──”
The moment the MC boomed out something about Cheese.
Boom.
Along with the fireworks, someone’s avatar appeared.
The screen seemed to slow down, almost freezing for a moment.
Every streamer’s expression was captured one by one.
‘What?’
‘What is that?’
‘Huh?’
They all wore expressions of the same bewilderment.
“…Almond!?”
The moment the MC recognized who it was.
Whoosh.
The camera zoomed in on Almond as bright fireworks exploded with a bang.
His face became distinctly visible.
Hahahahahahaha
lol, opening ceremony vibes
-The birth of a legend…
-As Almond was born, Doughnutz cried out loudly.
While Almond still floated in mid-air, his achievements flashed across the screen.
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Former professional archer turned streamer.
2025 Youngest champion of the domestic archery championship.
2035 Selected as Reina’s boyfriend.
2035 Nant Tournament champion MVP. (feat. Balloon Gum)
2035 G-Star year-end ranking 1st place.
2035 Tribby’s best play selection.
2035 Tribby rookie award.
2036 Civil M Empire international tournament champion MVP.
*Rookie award within 6 months of streaming debut, royal loader achieving 100,000 average monthly viewers.
*Insane physicality, even more insane looks, genuinely insane interview.
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-The reason Mosol fell for him…
-Now that’s what I call class
-His track record is insane
-I’m most jealous of Reina’s boyfriend selection
That’s a crazy interview lol
-Wow…
-Isn’t the most important achievement in Seok’s history, “5 years with Aseng,” missing?
-Championship (feat. Balloon Gum) <<< honestly this rivals Jeon-ja-pa
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
I cry every time I think about the national team competition again.
-That Almond from back then…
His most brilliant accomplishments came to mind.
It couldn't have been otherwise.
Though Almond's career was relatively short, even digging through all of streaming history, it was difficult to find another streamer who had achieved more than him.
It was a resume where the question wasn't what to include, but what to leave out.
Almond's fans even felt vicarious satisfaction at this point.
-Almond! Almond! Almond!
This is our Monde ㅠㅠ
-Looking at it like this, our Mond is seriously amazing
I'm really proud of you ㅠㅠ
Wow, that's amazing lol I'm so proud of everything lol
Then the screen played again and narration echoed out.
[This was the birth of Almond. This was where all the incidents began. Or perhaps the real beginning is here. Shall we go back a bit further?]
Crackle crackle crackle.
[10 minutes earlier]
Almond's broadcast screen came to mind.
The process of him mistyping a code and entering a different broadcast played out.
"Huh? This isn't the right place."
-?
Huh? Haha!
"So it was like this, haha"
That's not it lol
You're gonna be what you're gonna be lolololol
For real… I have so much to say but I'm not saying it lol
Almond's behind-the-scenes entrance was revealed like this.
Proxy numbers ㅠㅠㅠ
-Why am I ashamed
-He's embarrassing no matter where you show him
Just moments ago, Almond's fans had felt a sense of pride through their manager, but now they experienced shame once more.
Crackle, crackle, crackle.
The video returned to the present moment.
Almond wandered aimlessly through Cheese Village.
Boing… boing…
-The two deaths got edited out lol
-He died twice right after appearing lol where's he going?
-The 2-head-tall character is so cute lol
Just as it seemed he was simply touring the village, he suddenly made a declaration that would overturn the entire game.
At this moment, his face was zoomed in dramatically, accompanied by a deeply meaningful background score.
"I'm going fishing."
-Gasp
-The beginning of catastrophe
-For real
-Why is the production like this lol
-lololololol
-Declaration of Paprika Village's downfall
-I'll make a fishing rod~ The materials are Huchoo and Salt~
-The beginning of legend
A narration began to play.
[Perhaps no one realized how this declaration of his would eventually change everything.]
Strange noise appeared on the screen.
As if the worldline itself was splitting.
In the midst of it, Almond's voice could be heard faintly.
"When they die… they… drop things…"
-Gasp
-What
-Is this a horror movie lol
-Lmao
Crackle, crackle, crackle…
This particular noise dragged on unusually long before the screen changed.
A scene appeared where Almond suddenly held out a sword and said this.
"If you die for me, I'll take half of what drops."
Standing before him was Salt from Paprika Village.
-??
-Fishing:???
-Is this fishing…?
A narration played.
[Almond's gameplay was exceptional from the very start.]
-Saying this with such a serious voice lol
-Almond, he's a troublemaker, but the strongest.
Haha, seriously lol
Hahaha, that's so funny!
This is so funny lol
You gotta see the process, it's actually shocking lol
So we're already meeting paprika here lol
-The master really is different from the start

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