Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1031

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 162
52. The Birth of the Grand Minister (2)
“If you’d just die for me, I’ll only take half of what you have.”
Slash.
Almond brandishes his sword, asking Salt to die.
[Almond makes Salt a proposal: instead of killing him outright, he’ll only take half. He genuinely believes this is a merciful offer.]
-What kind of proposal is this lolol
-A broken scale lol
-Lmao
-Merciful offer lol
-I thought Doughnutz was insane but the real madman was here lolol
The narrator explains why this extreme situation has unfolded.
[Surprisingly, this entire situation was all for the sake of obtaining a fishing rod.]
-?
-???
-Why on earth lol
-Can’t he just make one himself
-lol plundering is just his passive ability
I don’t know because I’ve never played a game like this ㅠㅠ
“Damn it!”
Salt resists and swings his sword at Almond.
Whoosh.
The blade misses.
Moments later.
Slash!
Almond’s sword severs Salt’s neck.
-Wow
-Ohhh
-Physical prowess is genuinely top tier
-Insane
-Damn
-The Grand Minister is terrifying
Regardless of causality, the crowd marveled at the mere sight of his sword technique.
After all, this was skill honed while preparing for the national tournament.
Thud.
After Salt collapses, his item box falls onto his body.
Almond opens his box to check.
Suddenly, the background music shifts to something ominous.
“…There’s no fishing rod here?”
-?
-Hahahahahaha
-There wasn’t one???Haha
-Ahahahahaha
-Why did you even think there would be one in the first place
ㅠㅠ (crying face/tears)
-There wasn’t one lolololol
The viewers of AllTube, witnessing such a shocking atrocity for the first time, were convulsing with laughter.
A narration begins to play.
[Some say that when Almond killed them, something within him died as well.]
A close-up of blood-stained armor appears.
Doodung~
It was quite a dramatic production, but there was no way it could look that way.
The target was a two-headed Seok character.
-What the hahahaha
-The narration is so serious on its own
-Hahahahahahahahahaha
-Fact) Only Paprika died.
-That’s quite a lesson…
-So you’re saying Almond’s conscience died right now?
-What are you talking about haha
Bzzzzzzt.
The screen transitions.
Almond is still in the pond.
He’s reading the chat.
A caption appears on screen.
[Soon after, Almond realizes he needs to catch a spider.]
“You’re supposed to get ‘thread’ from the spider monster.”
[However, he doesn’t know where to find a spider.]
Almond glances around while looking at the map.
But he wasn’t really looking that carefully.
“I can summon a monster.”
[Now Almond is asking viewers to pay 300,000 won.]
At this moment, a donation system sign appears next to him.
==== ====
5,000 won = Cheese Cookie.
10,000 won = Random Buff.
100,000 won = Random Status Ailment.
300,000 won = Random Monster Summon.
1,000,000 won = Instant Death.
==== ====
-Hahahaha
-You can’t summon that yourself lol
-Plunder economy one-trick lol
-This is where Won-gi-ok started
-Human Mongolia Almond oof
Just then, a massive donation from Rubisword bursts through.
[Rubisword has donated 300,000 won!]
[Summoning Magic!]
Boom.
The problematic dragon reveals itself at that moment.
“Thank you, Rubisword! Huh?”
-???
-Huh?
-Hahahaha
-This is crazy lol
-He summoned something way too big
-Gasp lol
Almond hesitates before swinging his sword.
The sword shatters instantly.
Boom.
-Ahhhhhhhhhh lol
-Lol what is this lol
-Did something like this happen before??
-Is he going to die again??
A close-up of Almond’s bewildered face, chibi-style, fills the screen.
His expression screams: How on earth am I supposed to kill this thing?
But then—
Crackle crackle crackle.
The screen cuts away.
[Paprika Village]
The title card for Paprika Village appears.
Beneath it, small text reads:
[Secretly Invited Invaders]
-What?
-How did this happen???
-What’s going on lol
-Paprika Village oof
-It came up right away
-Paprika Village out of nowhere?
Those watching for the first time on AllTube can’t even imagine what’s happening.
Why did the Production Team suddenly show Paprika Village?
[Paprika Village is a settlement built by Streamers who moved from Tribby to Paprika. Cheese Village has no idea about this fact.]
Even doing this kind of stuff with [someone]
-Ooooh
-What’s the plan~
It’s not even healing in the first place lol
This is almost a survival variety show, what kind of healing is this lol
-Info) The only one healing here is Almond
The narration provided a brief explanation.
[Their land is barren, making farming difficult, but with abundant iron ore and the Players’ superior combat skills, they were guided toward a plunder-based economic model.]
-Didn’t someone already do the plunder economy earlier?
Haha, so that’s what happened to me earlier???
-Huh? Were they supposed to do that?
[Of course, like life itself, things don’t always go as planned.]
Whoosh.
The screen transitioned, revealing Huchoo’s face.
She was reviving in the village after dying.
“Aaahhhhh! What the hell! Who is that guy?! Insane!”
Swoosh.
The screen froze as her profile appeared briefly.
==== ====
Fighting game Streamer.
AllTube subscribers: 300,000.
Fist Force world ranking 38th, 7th among female rankers.
Street King world ranking 57th.
2030 Tribby’s Most Used TTS Voice.
*Cheerful energy.
*Master of fighting mind games.
==== ====
“What, did you die? Get stripped of all your gear?”
A man approached Huchoo at that moment.
A two-headed character with orange hair.
[Orange]
His face zoomed in as his profile appeared.
==== ====
Former professional gamer turned Streamer.
AllTube subscribers: 102,000.
2028 Ril Champs Spring Champion.
2028 Ril World Champions Semifinals.
2035 Legend Tale World First Kill.
*Commander-type Player.
*Not particularly perceptive.
==== ====
Orange approaches Huchoo, who has just been resurrected, looking bewildered.
“Wait, we just started… Was that PEP who appeared in the server chat earlier your sister?”
“Yeah… There’s seriously some ruthless bastard out there…”
“Don’t tell me there are other people secretly invited besides us?”
Huchoo nods and pulls out a term that would be used for a long time to come.
“Yeah, ‘Non-selected Personnel.'”
-Hahahahahaha
-Non-selected Personnel lol
-Lmaoooo
“I’m telling you, this isn’t just some ordinary guy. I seriously didn’t even see their face before I got destroyed. They must be someone specially recruited.”
“Are they that strong?”
“They’re insane. Beat me to death with their bare hands.”
-Lololol
-Huchoo’s voice is hilarious
-Lol bare hands lol
-That’s true though lol
Orange glances around and asks.
“What about Salt, who went with us?”
That’s when it happened.
Thud.
Salt respawned in the village.
Wearing only underwear.
“Uh…”
“?”
“…?”
-Lololol
-???: Did you come to rescue me? No wait, I got kidnapped too
-Hahahahahaha
-Why is he naked? Lol
-Literally just underwear lmaooo
Crackle.
The screen changed.
Everyone in Paprika Village had gathered for a meeting about the Non-selected Personnel.
[Paprika Village Countermeasures Meeting]
Boom.
Separate from the grandiose title appearing on screen.
“So what you’re saying is, there’s this thing called Non-selected Personnel that’s working against us?”
The meeting had been heading in the wrong direction from the start.
“That’s what I’m saying. They wouldn’t just let us invade and rampage without reason, right? This was made by Cheese.”
“That makes sense.”
It didn’t make sense at all.
Non-selected Personnel didn’t exist.
-Shadow boxing is insane lol
-Lmaooo
-What are they doing
-Debating something that doesn’t exist lol
“Let’s catch this guy first. Describe his appearance.”
Whoosh.
Orange unfolded a massive canvas she’d requested from the production team.
“Everyone needs to know about this bastard’s existence.”
Swish swish.
Orange drew a composite sketch of the opponent based on clips from Huchoo and Salt.
[WANTED]
“If this guy shows his face, just you wait…”
The screen zoomed in closer on the wanted poster.
Crackle.
It switched to someone’s back of the head.
He muttered while staring at the wall covered with countless wanted posters bearing his own face.
“Everyone, this is…”
Almond had appeared in Paprika Village.
-???
-What? How did he get there lol
-Huh?
The screen quickly panned, revealing that Almond had escaped from the Dragon by using a ‘Return Scroll’ from Huchoo and Salt’s items.
-Wow lol
-Return Scroll lol
-He survived through all that
-He fled from the Dragon lol what a persistent guy
Not only had Almond escaped from the Dragon, but he’d actually found his way to Paprika Village.
“I… I should carefully slip away. I think I’ve come to a strange place.”
Even Almond thought this wasn’t right and tried to leave.
-He’s here
-Finally that scene lol
-Lol 1 second before getting caught
A few Paprika Village Residents walked out near Almond, who was blankly looking around the village.
“So they’re telling us to be bandits?”
“We’re becoming bandits, that’s what.”
“Wow, that’s so damn cool. Like something out of a Western movie… huh?”
They both froze simultaneously.
The background music shifted.
Whoooosh…
The screen moved in slow motion.
‘Huh?’
‘?!’
Both their pupils dilated slowly.
Especially the Paprika Residents—they kept glancing back and forth between the wanted poster on the wall and Almond’s face.
-Ahahahahahahaha
-That expression lmao
-Legendary
-Omg this is insane
Pop!
The playback speed returned to normal, and someone shouted, pointing frantically.
“No, it’s him! That guy showed up!”
“What!?”
“Non-selected Personnel!!”
At that moment, the camera zoomed out.
A top-down view of the village.
Crash!
The sound of doors bursting open, and massive heads popped out from houses all across Paprika Village.
-Lmaooooooo
-They edited out the fight with the first five guys lol
-Wow lol
-Scary scary scary
-Is this a movie lol
-Whoa lol
-He beats all of them???
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!”
“Kill him!!”
Countless blades rushed toward Almond alone.
Clang! Clang!
Almond deflected the swords while desperately trying to escape.
[Won-gi-ok donated 10,000 won!]
[Friends! Give me strength!]
Screech.
His feet came to a halt.
[Rubisword donated 10,000 won!]
Everyone raise your arms! ㅇ/ㅇ/
Another donation came through.
Chat messages scrolled up above it, edited in real-time.
Whoosh!
-If Rubisword says to do it, do it
I can’t translate that as it’s not a recognizable word or phrase in any language – it appears to be a text-based emoticon or symbol rather than language content.
I cannot provide a meaningful translation for “-ㅇ/ㅇ/” as it does not form valid Korean text or any recognizable language. It appears to be a random combination of symbols and the Korean vowel “ㅇ”.
-Buff from a constellation at the level of Kim Dokja ㄷㄷ
-This is what a “Streamer” is
hahaha
I can’t translate this as it’s not a language – it appears to be ASCII art or symbolic characters without linguistic meaning.
-Unknown: I am legion…
Winchester call lol
I can’t translate this as it’s not a recognizable word or phrase in any language. It appears to be a symbolic representation or emoticon rather than text meant to be translated.
-Eight~
Boom!
Sound effects erupted with each donation, and buffs activated every time.
[Soryongpo donated 10,000 won!]
[Chipping in~]
[Attack Power increased by 50%]
Boom!
[Umai donated 10,000 won!]
[Let’s go!]
[Defense increased by 30%]
Boom!
[Vegiter donated 10,000 won!]
[Tsk, just this once….]
[Critical Damage increased by 30%]
In an instant, countless messages flooded the screen and scrolled past.
[Weapon Attribute Applied: Lightning]
Crackle crackle crackle crackle!!!
My sword ignited with lightning.
Here, the grand background music reached its climax.
lol
-Why is it so majestic
-Gasp hahahaha
That doctor is crazy about collecting money.
-Rubisword is a famous Seongjo
-Are you insane, Nut Clan!!
hahahahahaha
and lol I wish I watched it live ㅠㅠ
The Won-gi-ok buff was so impressive that even the viewers watching the first public broadcast on AllTube were moved.
“!”
At this, Paprika, who had been unleashing relentless attacks, faltered.
In slow motion, my sword begins to sweep through the air.
The music intensifies, and the heads of the Paprika Residents fly off one by one.
Shhwaaaack!!
Blood scatters, and lightning crashes down.
Crackle!
“Ahhhhhhhhh!”
“Aaahhh!”
“Krraaahhh!!”
And here comes the finishing touch.
Zing!
Suddenly my eyes close in on the camera, and a dragon’s roar is inserted.
[Gaji-bokkeun has donated 100,000 won!]
[I’ve come to end this fight…]
-?
-??
-Huh?
At that moment, a dragon appears from the sky and breathes fire.
Kwaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Does stir-fried vegetables come out like it’s summoning a dragon or something lolololol
Dragon Raja stir-fried vegetables, crazy
-Kyaa
-You’re the hero of Almond Village! Huchoo-bokkeun!
What is this lolololololol
Thud.
At this moment, the screen fades to black.
And only the narration voice is heard.
[Almond safely returned to Cheese Village after this battle. Carrying something gained from this war.]
Fzzzzzt.
The screen transitions.
[Next Episode Preview]
[EP.3 Fertile Soil]
The preview quickly passes.
“One hundred times.”
I offer soil at one hundred times the price.
“Then, should I call myself Danbong?”
The birth of Danbong.
“Almond is a potato. Sell potatoes.”
Doughnutz selling potatoes and the Agricultural Cooperative.
“Owl Black… exists!!!”
Dotorimuk embarking on an adventure.
“Kyaaaaaaaa!!”
The sound of Miho’s anguished wail.
And then, Almond’s eyes are zoomed in.
The form of four rings appears within them, swirling around.
The potato price emerges.
[Potato] [▼100%]
-Potato genjutsu lmao
-Uchiha Potato omg
-lmaooooooooooooooooooo
-hahahahahahahaha
Thump.
The screen fades to black.
Danbong’s voice rings out.
“Mon D. Roger! The man who will become the Farmer King!!”
And the title appears.
[Come Visit! Cheese Village!]
-Wow
-Haha lol
-Are you going to visit?
-What on earth is happening
-This is insane
-Almond is totally the protagonist lol
-It was an Almond special episode lol
-Wow
-Uchiha Potato so hyped lol
-Farmer King lololol
-Are they farming by burying people in the ground? Why suddenly Farmer King??? lol
After the second episode finished airing.
Posts about Almond began appearing in almost every related community.

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