Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1005

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 136
44. Nolchima (1)
Juhyeok stared at the text with a tense expression.
[Now premiering for the first time!]
[14,000 viewers watching together]
14,000 viewers.
That’s quite a solid number.
Of course, compared to the 630,000 viewers watching together when the final episode of Fake National Team started, it fell considerably short.
‘How could I compare it to that?’
Fake National Team was content that dominated an entire era in AllTube history, created based on the National Championship that dealt with competitions between countries.
I couldn’t place a promotional event video for the Cheese platform on the same level as that.
‘The people in charge said anything over 100,000 would be a massive hit.’
Juhyeok recalled the conversation from the planning meeting and focused on the video.
[36,000 viewers watching together]
The viewership was climbing at a remarkably steep pace.
[57,000 viewers watching together]
The numbers were increasing by tens of thousands almost by the second.
[69,000 viewers watching together]
And the rate of increase was accelerating.

* * *
The video began.
[Jang Production presents]
A clear lake comes into view.
Splash, splash.
The sound of birds echoes.
A mountain range rises beyond the far shore of the lake.
Shimmering ripples and lush green foliage.
A landscape painted like a masterpiece.
Boing, boing.
A chibi character walks out.
An avatar of unknown name.
Long hair with a beard.
He settles down naturally by the clear lakeside.
His lips are brought into close-up.
“Phew.”
He exhales a deep breath.
He pulls out a fishing rod.
Whoosh.
Then with a grand motion, he casts the fishing line.
Whoooooosh!
The wooden pulley spun wildly as the fishing line extended endlessly before dropping at a certain distance.
Splash… thud!
The fishing bobber fell into the clear water.
The blue sky and white clouds reflected above rippled, forming words.
[Come Visit! Cheese Village!]
-Ooooh
-Feels like a movie opening
-They really went all out for episode 1 lol
-Did they spend some money?
The text drifted gracefully, swaying with the ripples.
Then—
“Here we go.”
The man reeled in his fishing rod.
Splash!
A fish with startled eyes leaped out.
Along with the subtitle.
[ep. 1 Please Heal Us!]
Hahaha the fish’s expression hahaha
-But I’ve seen that person somewhere before
The character design and graphics are so cute ㅠㅠㅠ
Fishing really is end-game content lol
-Is this one of those endings where Koreans who never relax actually enjoy it? lol
-Could it be Pang-eo Ajae???
The viewers watching the premiere seemed to enjoy the opening, as the chat frequency suddenly increased dramatically.
Bzzzzt.
The screen transitioned.
A different avatar burst onto the screen with an energetic voice.
“Is this your first time moving into Cheese Village?”
An avatar wearing a pretty skirt.
[Emmental]
Her name was Emmental.
She was one of the administrators of Cheese Village.
Emmental looked at the camera and asked.
“Oh, you don’t know anything? That’s fine.”
Whoosh.
She turned with her skirt fluttering and gestured.
“Just follow me.”
Emmental walked toward the entrance of Cheese Village.
The camera followed her dancing, billowing gait.
Doodung~ Doodung~~
Cheerful music flowed out.
Several instruments layered over it, and a melody followed.
In Emmental’s voice.
“You see, in our village~ we have~”
She sang as she introduced the village.
-??
-Is this a musical?
-What is this
-Lol what
-So healing…
-They spent some money
It seems like this is really healing content ㅠㅠ I love it so much ㅠㅠㅠ
Players who only watch AllTube without knowing anything genuinely love it as healing content.
Lol, that geography is so confusing/disorienting.
-Right, so this was the original intention?
Did you forget about the teaser video for the people?ㅋㅋㅋ
Those in the know prepare for the shock they’re about to experience.
“You don’t need to know anything~ You can start from the beginning~”
Regardless, Emmental continues singing.
-She really sings well though
-Wow…
Even though it’s an avatar, it looks pretty lol
Her voice aside, the dance moves visible in her gestures were far from amateur.
She participated as a staff member, but she’s actually a professional musical actress and streamer.
“Oh? Then what’s your occupation?”
“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have one~!”
Another beautiful voice chiming in from the side.
-Wow
“No job needed? Tsu’s rice cake skyrocketing lol”
lol
-Wowwwwwwwww
-Insane
-Lol
Someone everyone recognizes just from the avatar.
[Cutie Pie]
It was Cutie Pie, a streamer and idol with an enormous viewership.
She had also participated in the intro musical.
They danced against the backdrop of the beautiful Cheese Village, introducing the village’s rules.
No occupation needed, no need to do anything grand, and you don’t even need a house.
There was only one rule that applied here.
“Let’s all live together happily~”
“Live together ooooo~~~”
Just live happily, that’s all there was to it.
As Cutie Pie raised the final part to a high note, the performance seemed to be ending.
Boom!
Cutie Pie suddenly burst.
Literally.
She exploded.
Thud thud thud.
All of her items scattered across the ground.
-?
-???
-Huh?
Boom~!
[Saranghae Wonju Yul has donated 1,000,000 won!]
[The song was so good!!]
It was because of the 1,000,000 won donation.
“Kyaaaaaaah!”
Emmental was startled and fell backward.
The camera gradually zoomed out.
Other village residents came into view.
“Come out! Whether you’re Bigfarm or Bigbam, come out!! Did you sell this as a field? Huh?!”
Someone had grabbed an NPC by the collar.
Hahahahahaha
Seriously lolololol
Wow, that’s hilarious lol
That’s not healing at all lol
“Gack!”
“No, you won’t let go? Huh?”
Pow! Smack smack!
Two nameless villagers were rolling around, punching each other in the face.
“Huff…! Gasp…!”
In another corner, someone was frantically tilling the field without straightening their back even once.
“Hehehehe! This is amazing!”
“Hahahaha!”
Some were stealing fields that others had carefully cultivated and running away.
Hahahahaha
-Now this is healing~
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
-Oh no… give me back my innocence…
-Info) The closest thing to healing here is the thieves
I was really looking forward to some healing/relaxation, but…
Ting.
The screen quickly switched back to Emmental’s perspective.
She frantically kicked Cutie Pie’s items aside with her foot and shouted urgently at the camera.
“No, come visit! Cheese Village! The cheese village where everyone is happy~~~!”
hahahahahaha
“Are you asking if I want to go out and have fun? lol”
Who’s happy here? lol
Hahahahaha K healing haha
-The only happy person in that video: Cutie Pie who burst into tears after getting a million won
Hahaha, but it’s still cute though haha
The hastily wrapped-up intro ended, and the actual video began.
Crackle crackle crackle!

* * *
Cheerful voices could be heard.
“Wow. Is this Cheese Village?”
“Ooh~”
The first residents of Cheese Village appeared one by one.
“But did Almond die right from the start earlier?”
“And he even got a million won and died twice.”
“Wow… I’m jealous… already a million won?”
They chatted about this and that while searching for places to live.
“But shouldn’t we get food first?”
“Let me see…”
In the center of the village, a large instruction board for beginners was installed.
Almond had entered Cheese Village much later and had never seen it, but it existed.
“Hmm…”
While many people gathered to stare at this board, the camera zoomed in particularly on one person.
[Doughnutz]
Doughnutz, who would soon become a person of interest.
He read the instructions intently, muttering something to himself over and over.
It seemed like he was talking to his viewers.
-Huh?
-Whoa, is that Doughnutz???
What is this, lol?
Donuts ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
AllTube viewers were surprised by the participation of Doughnutz, an economics content creator.
As if anticipating this reaction, his credentials appeared in the corner of the screen.
Whoosh.
The screen froze momentarily with the sound effect.
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Cornell University Economics Graduate
Economy YouTuber with 5.1 Million Subscribers
Stock Trader at D Securities for 7 Years
Mastermind Behind L Company’s RPG Game Economy Psycho Incident
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-Holy shit lmaooooo
-Economy psycho lmaooo holy shit
-That incident was insane lol
-They even listed that? lol
-What? lol
-But they said this was a healing game, so why…
-This mister was an experienced professional lol
-The vibe is almost like a brain survival show??
-Cheese Village… already showing its true colors
The viewers were taken aback as the editing style immediately shifted away from anything healing the moment the intro ended.
But they shouldn’t have been surprised yet.
“Oh. Aren’t you Doughnutz?”
Just then, someone behind Doughnutz greeted him as if they knew each other.
The screen froze again.
Whoosh.
[Ppulranem]
His introduction began appearing as well.
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Talk YouTuber with 3.27 Million Subscribers
Unconventional Cuisine Researcher
Author of Multiple Popular Webtoons Including “Everyone But Me Is a Newbie”
2029 Jujak Dating Award Winner—First YouTuber to Receive This Honor
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-Gasp lol
-Ppulranem is here too???
-Ppulranem came to Cheese Village??
-“Everyone But Me Is a Newbie” was a disaster though??
Wow, there are so many people whose main platform is YouTube these days lol
-Ooooh
-“Never watch episode 81” by Ppulranem
That was right.
Doughnutz and Ppulranem were similar in age and had shown signs of alliance from the start.
“Ah, Ppulranem?”
Doughnutz grasps his hand warmly.
“There are quite a few young people here. What do you think? How about we give it a shot together with people our age?”
“Of course. I’m already getting a feel for this just looking at it, you know?”
“Oh really? Do you have an idea what might work?”
From the start, I’ve already given up on the idea of healing lol old guys
No, go relax lol
Hahaha, isn’t this like some kind of alliance thing from a survival variety show? Haha
-Haha, that’s society for you!
Two massive content creators who instantly formed common ground through being the same age.
Since both of them wielded tremendous influence as streamers, all eyes naturally turned toward them.
“What do you think might work? Just tell me a little?”
“Ah, well… I’m not confident enough yet to say something like that~”
“What, what!! Just me! Just tell me!”
“No, no, I can’t? What, what?”
Ppulranem pulls Doughnutz close and forces his mouth toward his ear.
Whisper whisper.
Doughnutz pretends to resist while letting it slip.
[Farmer]
The word “Farmer” emphasized in bright red text.
Hahaha the beginning of everything haha
-So it started here…
Farmer ㄷㄷ
-Already figured it out??
This was the beginning of nearly every incident that would unfold in Cheese Village.

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