Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1006

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 137
44. Nolchima (2)
Crackle—
“Ah, hello everyone. I’m Doughnutz, your comrade ant.”
A white background, a small chair.
A giant-headed avatar sitting upon it.
It was Doughnutz’s interview.
Above his head floated a question.
[Did you trust Ppulranem from the beginning?]
“Not at all. But… well, everyone here is young, and I thought it was worth having a conversation. From the start, you can’t just know something is good—you have to understand why it’s good.”
-Ah, I get it! Brain survival!
-???: Come visit! Cheese Village!
“Wait, what? Is this content that’s totally blindsiding us??ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Wasn’t this supposed to be just farming and relaxing content??”
Something about the editing style just doesn’t seem to fit lol
It felt almost like a brain survival show.
The initial viewers couldn’t quite understand why Department Manager Jang had to adopt this editing style.
But he had his reasons.
‘What can I do? The healing never happened.’
Since things had already diverged clearly from the original intent, he simply adjusted his editing approach accordingly.
The next question appears above Doughnutz’s head.
[Why did you think the farmer was good?]
“Well, first of all, there’s the advantage that food is immediately resolved. That’s the same as fishing, but fishing is a game of probability, right? But farming—if the soil supports it, you can gradually increase the probability and stabilize it. It becomes systematized, you see? And…!”
Doughnutz chuckles and taps his own head lightly.
“The crop direct sales system is almost like a small stock market, isn’t it? That’s what I’m most confident about.”
Doughnutz raises his finger one last time for emphasis.
“The most important thing was speed.”
-Speed?
-Why speed??
-Huh?
-Stocks are about speed, noted…
Crackle.
The screen transitions again.
Upbeat music begins to play.
BGM lol
-The BGM is giving brain survival vibes
It was never healing in the first place…lol
Events progressed rapidly.
Doughnutz crafted a pickaxe and began farming in earnest.
Ppulranem also claimed the plot beside him.
Thunk! Thwang!
In an instant, I tilled the field and scattered seeds.
Whoosh!
The screen flowed rapidly as our crops began to grow.
We brought the produce to the direct sales stand and sold it at the right timing according to Doughnutz’s orders.
We made a considerable profit.
Clap!
The two of us high-fived.
“Okay~”
“Yeah, that was great~~!!”
The nearby villagers watched us with envy.
Or with interest.
“Does that actually make money?”
“Seems like it. Look at the money pouch they’re carrying.”
Jingle.
Doughnutz deliberately jingled his pouch and put it into his inventory as if to show off.
“Doughnutz. Why don’t you take a bit more?”
Ppulranem quickly slipped some coins into his pouch.
“Eh, eh-hehe~! What’s this all about?!”
“Aw, I got a lot of help from you anyway~”
“Haha~ hahahaha! This guy knows how to have fun!”
hahahahahahahaha
Haha, I’m so excited!
That’s hilarious lol
Wow, you started farming right from the beginning lol
Crackle.
Doughnutz’s interview screen appeared again.
[Why was speed so important?]
“Well, variable checking.”
Doughnutz shrugged his shoulders with a gesture as if asking why I was asking something so obvious.
“If you go in first, you can encounter the most basic system. In this game, prices fluctuate even if no one buys or sells, you see?”
That was true.
Without anyone’s selling or buying, artificial fluctuations always occur due to the game’s nature.
However, when players are added, the variables they introduce operate much more powerfully.
“In the early stock market, there were no variables besides us, right? I checked by selling one, then two. I recorded all the numbers. But I couldn’t see any clear pattern. So I thought, just in case….”
Whoosh.
A data screen is inserted along with Doughnutz’s words.
Swiiiipe.
Doughnutz drawing graphs.
Soon, all the completed graphs began to take on a certain shape.
“This has a pattern. According to the graph shape—cat graphs, Giyoung’s head graphs… and so on—graphs that only existed in theoretical worlds, only in the realm of stock market ideals, actually exist here.”
-No way lmaooooooooo
-Insane
-As expected from the Ivy League
-Hahahaha
-The ideal form of stocks lololol
-This was it????
-Omg lmaooooo
-Aimee’s brain graph is absolutely insane lol
-Hahaha
“I was the first to discover this. Now we’ll keep mixing in sell orders so no one can tell what the original graph looked like.”
Crackle crackle crackle.
The screen shifted again, showing their growth in fast-forward.
Ching!
“Today’s sales.”
The money pouch that Emmental handed over from the direct farm stand grew larger and larger.
Clang!
“Today’s sales.”
Jingle jingle jingle!
“A… today’s sales.”
Clap!
Doughnutz and Ppulranem high-fived and turned around.
The villagers watched them with envy.
“How are they selling at exactly every peak?”
“What is this… it really must be Doughnutz…”
From that point on, the villagers gained trust in Doughnutz’s abilities.
The money and fields that grew larger each time they brought produce to the direct farm stand.
The skill to sell at precisely the right moment every time the market peaked.
No matter how many times they witnessed it, his dominance remained consistent.
Here, narration began to flow.
[Doughnutz’s early dominance is clearly evident to anyone. But here’s the thing.]
However, there was one variable.
Dun dun dun~
Ominous background music began to play.
-Gasp
But here’s the thing, lol
-What the heck lol
-Huh?
-???
[Let’s break down the villagers’ rankings based on the money they’ve earned so far.]
Whoosh.
A graph slowly appears on screen.
1. Danmuji
2. Doughnutz
3. Ppulranem
4. Hong-cha
.
.
.
-Unknown?
-Danmuji???
-Out of nowhere?
-Whoa
-What is this?
-lol
Parararam! Pababam~!
The background music swelled to its peak as the screen shifted.
Smirk.
At one corner of the agricultural market, a blonde man smiled quietly to himself.
[Danmuji]
It was Danmuji.
His face zoomed in as the screen froze.
His career history appeared.
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Former LIL Pro Gamer
2030 Ril Champs Summer Runner-up, 2030 Worlds Runner-up, 2031 Ril Champs Spring Runner-up, 2031 Ril Champs Summer Runner-up, 2031 Worlds Quarterfinals, and numerous other professional gaming runner-up records.
Achieved runner-up at 2035 Nant Tournament
Possesses numerous nicknames including “The Man of Second Place” and “King Without Trophies”
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-Runner-up lmao
-His second place record is insane lol
The King of Indifference ㅠㅠㅠ
Silver Surfer is crazy/insane.
-No way lol was it really this bad?
-The Nant Tournament runner-up is the final nail in the coffin lmaooo
-Even runner-up at the Streamer tournament, there’s no defense for this???lol
-His second place record is crazy
As his glorious history of runner-ups displayed, an interview voice echoed.
[I knew it all along. I was just adding my spoon to the mix. But…]
Thud.
A close-up of the money pouch Emmental handed to him.
[…I suppose my spoon was a bit too large.]
Pfft.
Danmuji chuckles while pocketing the money pouch.
-Kyaa
and lol
What is this???ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
That’s crazy lol
-Does Doughnutz only do good things for others??
Lol donuts reading room why is this happening lol
Reading room preferred edition lol
I cannot translate this as it does not form a valid Korean word or phrase. These appear to be individual consonants without vowels, which cannot be pronounced or translated in Korean.
and chills lol
Whirrrrr!
With the sound of rewinding tape, the situation from an hour ago is revealed.
[One Hour Ago]
“A farmer?”
A nod.
When Ppulranem and Doughnutz were exchanging secretive words.
There was someone nearby after all.
An avatar with yellow hair was listening.
“Huh, what, a farmer?”
[Danmuji]
Doodung!
The camera zooms in on his face with a grand orchestral swell.
He relays this information to Goguma, who stands beside him.
“He said farmer, a farmer.”
“A farmer?”
“Doughnutz whispered it to Ppulranem.”
“Really?”
Thud.
The screen freezes.
[Indeed. Doughnutz did not hide his success—he flaunted it.]
A narration flows out.
[And the quick-footed follower who witnessed it ended up giving him an opportunity to gain even greater profits.]
lol
-A life lesson
-This is…
-The end of Runstar’s nouveau riche
-Hahaha, this pickled radish
However, this incident was far from ending as merely the downfall of vanity from flaunting wealth.
[But─]
Screeeeeech!
As all perspectives realigned to the present moment.
It became Doughnutz’s interview scene.
The background music shifted.
Dun-dun~ dun~
“Ah, that guy? I knew about him.”
-Huh? You knew?
-???
-This puts brain survival shows to shame, right?
A series of ㄴㅇㄱ, lol
A question caption appeared above his head.
[Then why did you leave him alone?]
Doughnutz shook his head with a laugh.
“The kid probably didn’t know, but what’s really important in the stock market is this.”
Grin.
He clenched his fist and held it up.
“Power.”
Boom!
With a thunderous sound, the background music cut out and the screen went black.
And….
[2 Hours Later]
In the dark screen, someone screamed.
“Uhhh, uwaaaaaaaaaaah!!”
A pixelated avatar collapsed on the trading floor, wailing.
“B… Bankruptcy!? Operator! I, I’m bankrupt!? C, can’t you change this price? O, won’t it change today?”
“Unfortunately, the price adjustment period has passed, so it cannot be changed.”
“L, listen here! Operator! A, no! Ma’am! What are you saying!?”
“It cannot be changed.”
It seemed like someone had gotten thoroughly beaten by Doughnutz.
-This is healing content lol
-Stop it! Cheese Village!
-Who is this?
Are you seriously getting pickled radish thrown at you??
-No lol
-Info) Surprisingly, nothing from the teaser has appeared yet…
-So this place was hell even before Almond arrived…

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