A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 547
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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Original Intent Episode 547
“Your clothes are covered in dust, you look like a complete beggar!”
After spending a whole day wandering around the dusty gymnasium, my pajamas, which were already made of a material that easily attracts dust, were covered with black dust.
No wonder the neighbor in the elevator avoided me when I looked this messy.
“Is dust really the problem right now! Don’t you think that fashion is the issue?”
“This is extreme concept fashion for broadcasting, so wearing it in daily life is a bit awkward, but it’s not like I’m wearing princess-style pajamas or cute little animal pajamas that don’t suit me, so why.”
If this fashion was really a problem, I wouldn’t have been able to wear it on the broadcast, right?
“No, the pajamas aren’t what’s important right now!”
“Right, what’s important is incorporating hip-hop into tiger pajamas. But I had to do at least this much to suppress the spirit of those guys who came to DTB thinking it was a fashion show venue, showing off worthless fashion instead of rap.”
The biggest problem is that an idol, for whom image is most important, met a neighbor looking like such a beggar.
If I had at least taken off these pajamas, I might have looked seasonally inappropriate, but I would have avoided the shabby beggar image.
From now on, whenever that person thinks of ‘Yoon Eden’, they’ll only have this beggar-like image stuck in their head, as if I’d been rolling around in a dust pit.
Seo Yehyeon grumbled with an exasperated expression, but obediently let Gyeon Hajun push him from behind as he yawned lazily and headed to the bathroom.
As I washed my hands and looked in the bathroom mirror, I noticed my particularly haggard appearance from staying up all night. The dark circles made my expression look worse than usual.
At least I was fortunate to be wearing sunglasses in the elevator.
I roughly brushed the dust off my clothes and came out of the bathroom, plopping down heavily in a dining chair. I couldn’t take off the pajamas because of the sweat smell. Since the meal was already prepared, it would be better to finish eating quickly and then shower.
“Why are you picking at your food like that?”
When I scolded Kim Dobin, who was sitting across from me and eating as if performing a ritual at the dining table, Kim Dobin mumbled.
“Hyung, you’re sitting there dressed like that, so I’m too overwhelmed to eat.”
“Get used to it. The DTB participants also adapted in 3 seconds and rapped perfectly in front of me.”
The participants did get a bit flustered when I stood in front of them, so including that, it took longer than 3 seconds, but I was too tired to explain all those details.
“…There weren’t any who passed, were there?”
“There are always people who overcome hardships and adversity, Dobin. The world isn’t filled only with people like you who can’t even eat because they’re scared of animal pajamas!”
At my scolding, Kim Dobin made a dejected face and shoveled rice into his mouth.
Still, for Kim Dobin’s comfortable meal, I took off at least the chain necklace. Actually, the necklace was a bit heavy and my neck was getting stiff.
“At least you know that you’re the hardship and adversity for the participants.”
Seo Yehyeon, who finished his meal first thanks to eating half the amount others eat, leisurely put down his chopsticks and shook his head.
“Weren’t there people who couldn’t accept the judging results and argued with you or caused a scene?”
Before I could answer Gyeon Hajun’s question as he pushed the bulgogi plate toward me, Seo Yehyeon beat me to it.
“Would there be any? With the judge looking like that?”
If there had been any, I would have boasted loudly asking if the DTB first preliminaries, where not only proper rappers but hip-hop wannabes from all over the country gather, looked easy, but since there really weren’t any, I had nothing to say.
Ryu Jaehee kept glancing at Kim Dobin instead of me while eating.
“Youngest, don’t you think Dobin’s reaction is too over the top?”
“No… that’s not it. It’s just that Doby hyung was proudly bragging about how he helped a lot with Eden hyung’s fashion selection, so I was wondering why he’s reacting like that.”
The only thing I said to Kim Dobin, who had recommended the bookend fashion, was “Hey, thanks to you I thought of what to wear.” That was just one sentence. Strictly speaking, Kim Dobin’s contribution to yesterday and today’s fashion was about 10%.
I should be the one feeling wronged, but Kim Dobin opened his eyes wide with an even more wronged expression and hastily explained.
“I thought it was beret trend season 2! I never imagined such extortion tiger fashion! Ahhhhh! I contributed to bringing such nightmare fashion into the world!”
I clicked my tongue watching Kim Dobin clutch his head. That’s your overestimation. You only contributed 10%. And it’s not hip-hop tiger, what’s this extortion tiger fashion supposed to be.
“Why? Doesn’t it suit me better than my April Fool’s concert fashion?”
At Gyeon Hajun’s question, everyone looked at Gyeon Hajun with subtle expressions.
“Is this also a type of non-Yoon Eden discrimination? Would you say it suits me if I dressed like this?”
“Hajun hyung’s hip-hop warrior fashion is gap moe from the ironic mismatch between face and fashion, but Eden hyung’s animal pajama daily fashion is just a gap between the wearer’s mental state and face.”
“No, Hajun. That was at least funny, but didn’t you see how everyone became solemn as soon as this appeared?”
The members chimed in one after another as if they had a duty to change Gyeon Hajun’s mind. I was dumbfounded, but I was so tired I didn’t have the energy to retort and just continued eating.
After finishing the meal.
Since lying down immediately after eating could risk gastroesophageal reflux, I showered, changed clothes, and sat on the sofa.
Wondering if any witness accounts had been posted, I held my phone and searched for “elevator animal pajamas” and “elevator beggar look” as part of my search quest.
There were no proper posts for “elevator animal pajamas,” and “elevator beggar look” only had posts like “My reflection in the elevator mirror looked so beggar-like~,” so I was relieved, when search expert Ryu Jaehee offered kind advice.
“Try searching ‘elevator crazy person’ once too.”
“Hey, no matter what, I’m not quite a crazy person.”
While scolding Ryu Jaehee, my hands diligently searched for “elevator crazy person.”
Looking at cases of encountering all sorts of bizarre crazy people in elevators, this morning’s incident seemed like nothing at all, so I felt somewhat relieved.
Since I still hadn’t spent enough time on the search quest, I also searched for DTB once.
I could see the list of celebrities who participated in the first preliminaries, which I couldn’t see because it wasn’t my judging area.
Looking at the group names of idol rappers, there were now more juniors than seniors. Even during Season 4, there were quite a few seniors.
Idol rappers included not only boy group rappers but also quite a few girl group rappers, rappers who had made it to the main competition in DTB Seasons 1-3, and rappers who were quite seasoned in the Korean hip-hop scene to the point where I wondered if it was right for me to judge them.
As I was scrolling through and saw a very familiar rapper name on the list, I burst out laughing.
“Wow, the guy who so confidently dissed DTB actually applied to DTB.”
It was Kiddy Boy.
I was curious which producer among them had judged this. If the PD saw the broadcast potential, it definitely wouldn’t be T:ZE or Rokhan.
He dissed Season 3 participants and producers so thoroughly that among the current producers, excluding T:ZE and Rokhan, there wasn’t a single person whose name wasn’t mentioned in Kiddy Boy’s diss track. My name, which participated as a featuring, was also in the diss track.
Thanks to that, I also released the solo song 【Villain】. It was quite a memory.
Looking again, it’s not Kiddy Boy but Curdy Boy.
Googling showed some reviews from participants who had finished the first preliminaries.
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20xx-05-02 08:32 Views: 4,001
DTB Season 6 First Preliminary Review (No Spoilers)
Author: Anonymous
Blocked by the wall of non-disclosure agreements, I can’t give detailed content, but roughly speaking within non-spoiler limits, despite all the talk about DTB being ruined, there were sooooo many applicants, the bubble hasn’t burst yet
Looking at stories other participants shared, they saw many idols and named rappers while waiting, but I only saw Yupi who was in the same area as me, he looked just ordinary
The waiting time was insanely long but the actual judging time was super short, I thought there might be someone protesting but there wasn’t, though it was understandable why they couldn’t protest
And there was a tiger roaming around the judging venue, seriously scary as hell
Comments(30)
-If it’s a tiger judge, G1? BQ9?
└Neither of them
└Looks like another newbie producer came in and started acting all tough and laying down the law lmao
└At least it’d be funny if you went around acting all tough and shit…
-Why couldn’t they protest??? Was the atmosphere that heavy??
-It’s not like some extreme concept fanatic brought a real tiger claiming it’s a pet, right?
-Ah, you saw that tiger too… The concept fanatics who came hoping to secure broadcast time because they showed concept fanatics well in Season 5 last year were pitiful
└Did that tiger judge yell at them?
└It would be less pitiful to get yelled at
└ Fuck, I also got judged by a tiger and had tiger nightmares last night
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20xx-05-01 23:11 Views: 5,262
DTB Season 6 First Preliminary Review
Author: Anonymous
Yoon Eden crazy bastard
Comments(15)
-Yoon Eden appeared as a participant? Wasn’t he a producer this season?
-I can’t even imagine what a judging producer would have to do to be called a crazy bastard
-Damn, what crazy thing did Eden hyung do again, now I have no choice but to watch Season 6
-Author, are you by any chance G-TE?
-Every review I step on is a continuous chaos. Last year’s reviews weren’t like this, what the hell is going on
└Last year ‘that person’ wasn’t there
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I finally finished the remaining Search Quest and lay down on my soft room bed, closing my eyes.
When I wake up, I should practice the congratulatory song one last time before Juseong Hyung’s wedding. Juseong Hyung’s wedding doesn’t have much time left either.
And I was in the middle of preparing the best surprise congratulatory song.
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