A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 191

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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Initial Intentions Episode 191

 

 

 

 

 

[Even protesting doesn’t work at all…]

 

 

 

Along with the subtitle, Yoon Eden’s figure being dragged to the grill plate appeared on screen. His sulky expression was magnified to fill the entire screen.

 

 

 

-At this point, I’m curious what kind of media Eden watched to learn how to act like an unemployed guy

 

-Isn’t Eden recreating exactly how he acts during holidays?ㅋㅋ He might be a grandchild who unintentionally acts cute a lot

 

└Huh, not at all,, only the lying around part is the same

 

└What? A relative appearance?

 

 

 

[The labor-intensive donggeulang-ttaeng and sanjuk will be handled by the eldest and second eldest]

 

[The relatively less labor-intensive pollack jeon and meat jeon will be handled by the third and youngest]

 

[The fourth will be in charge of seasoned vegetables]

 

 

 

The sight of four people diligently making jeon was captured in one frame.

 

Yuje’s dazzling jeon flipping skill contrasted sharply with Yoon Eden beside him, who was lifting and putting down the spatula once every 10 seconds.

 

 

 

-Yehyeon, are you wearing those sunglasses all the time even when you’re shipping packages? ㅋㅋㅋ

 

-Our cooking novice Yuje has changed

 

-Looking at Jaehee’s jeon-making skills, this isn’t his first or second time doing it

 

-He must have helped his mother a lot during holidays

 

-Meanwhile, Yoon Eden clearly looks like he’s never done it before, truly an unfilial idol

 

 

 

[Starting to set up the ancestral table~!]

 

[Yuje: Only peel the top part of the fruits. Place them in odd numbers.]

 

[Yuje: Red fruits to the east, white fruits to the west. Fish to the east, meat to the west. First row is rice and soup, second row is jeon, third row is seasoned vegetables, fourth row is fruits.]

 

[The youngest’s performance is almost like an automatic answering machine!]

 

 

 

“At least that kid is the most reliable among them. Is he the eldest grandson?”

 

“I don’t know. I wish Yehyeon oppa would take off those sunglasses.”

 

“Mother, go call Hojun. I need to ask if our family’s eldest grandson also knows how to properly set up an ancestral table.”

 

 

 

[Eden: What? Who ordered chicken and pizza?]

 

[Dobin: I ordered them. After listening to the youngest, I thought our ancestors might want to eat special food too.]

 

[Eden: Wow, Doby, the ancestors are living it up today.]

 

-No way, did you really end up ordering chicken pizza? lololol

 

-Yoon is just constantly doing meta-commentary with every breath in and out lol

 

 

 

The ancestral table was completed, looking quite abundant with no room left to place the chicken and pizza.

 

 

 

[The completed ancestral table!]

 

[Hajun: Now, let’s bow while praying to our ancestors for this year’s safety and well-being.]

 

[Eden: If ‘individually’ had been added there, it would have been a meta comment.]

 

[The five brothers can’t stop laughing even while bowing]

 

 

 

“Huh? Isn’t that Eden? Do they even hold ancestral rites on variety shows these days? But is it okay to bow without even setting up ancestral tablets? Who is he bowing to right now?”

 

“I don’t know either. It’s frustrating, so I told her to turn it off, but that Yoon Jeonga, tsk! Anyway, Hojun, you know how to set up an ancestral table, right?”

 

“Don’t you remember when you asked the same thing before, Eden said from the side that in the 21st century with activated internet search, do we really need to memorize that? I don’t know about other things, but on that point, I have the same stance as Eden.”

 

“What?”

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: This is my first time having a group ancestral rite in my life.]

 

[Dobin: Isn’t ancestral rite originally supposed to be held together?]

 

[Yehyeon: What I mean is, it’s my first time holding it for different ancestors. Originally it’s done with family, so the ancestors are all the same.]

 

[Yuje: Eldest hyung, what are you talking about? We’re brothers.]

 

[The youngest’s meta comment blocked]

 

 

 

Yuje’s surprise birthday party in the middle was also aired without being edited out.

 

 

 

-They filmed on Yuje’s birthday

 

-The youngest is crying ㅜㅜㅜㅜ Look at those teary eyes ㅜㅜㅜ

 

-I think I heard them complaining that the kids’ surprise birthday parties are getting ridiculously difficult to pull off lol

 

 

 

[Eden: But why are we celebrating an idol’s birthday without the idol himself?]

 

[Yehyeon: This is trendy these days.]

 

[←Seems like the person himself but not himself but seems like himself]

 

 

 

The subtitle arrow pointed to Yuje with a subtle expression.

 

 

 

[Hajun: I prepared this in case you’d feel left out. It’s cucumber cold soup with seaweed instead of seaweed soup.]

 

[Eden: It’s Yuje’s birthday, why would he feel left out?]

 

[←The person who made the most meta comments]

 

-I’ll keep my eyes peeled to catch other people’s meta comments, but I won’t count my own meta comments by. Yoon Eden

 

 

 

They also put the pre-ordered chicken and pizza on the table, and Rev’s five brothers’ practically first meal together began.

 

When Yoon Eden picked up his spoon and chopsticks, the others naturally picked up theirs too. Kim Dobin, who had been watching that scene with eagle eyes, raised his hand high.

 

 

 

[Dobin: Wait a minute! The eldest son who raised our family is Yehyeon hyung, so why is Eden hyung picking up his utensils first here too?]

 

[Yuje: This became a habit… But what do you mean ‘here too’? That’s a meta comment.]

 

[Hajun: Alright, everyone put down your utensils for a moment. Let’s reset. We’ll eat when Yehyeon hyung picks up his utensils first.]

 

 

 

Everyone obediently put down their utensils following Gyeon Hajun’s instruction. Seo Yehyeon, who suddenly became the center of everyone’s attention, held his spoon alone and shook his head.

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: Wow, this is really burdensome. I’m starting to respect Yoon Eden now. How has he been naturally receiving this attention without batting an eye until now?]

 

[Eden: Meta comment.]

 

-Having to wait another week to find out the reason, ugh

 

-If they say that’s not just an act, I seriously can’t believe it lol. The age gap between the leader and everyone else is only 1-3 years, so how is it even possible for there to be such a strict hierarchy?

 

-They were told to become a harmonious pseudo-family, not a patriarchal real family…

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: Alright, let’s eat.]

 

[But everyone’s eyes are still on Eden…]

 

[Eden: Why are you looking at me, the unemployed guy? Eat your food. The eldest hyung who will raise our family said let’s eat.]

 

 

 

When Eden shrugged his shoulders and brought a spoonful to his mouth, the real meal finally began.

 

“Are those guys following proper etiquette as a group, or are they messing around? Yoon Eden is the third son, not the eldest, right? Why do they have to wait for him to pick up his utensils before eating?”

 

“I don’t know either. They say we can find out in a week. If only Yehyeon oppa would take off those sunglasses just once…!”

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: Which one is the meat jeon? I can’t tell the difference between meat jeon and fish jeon.]

 

 

 

As soon as Seo Yehyeon said those words out loud, three pairs of chopsticks simultaneously picked up meat pancakes and headed toward Yehyeon’s rice bowl.

 

 

 

[Helping hands pouring in from all directions for the pillar of the household]

 

 

 

Yoon Eden, who was the only one not picking up meat pancakes for him and continuing his own meal, scolded him.

 

 

 

[Eden: No, take off the sunglasses. Everything looks pitch black so you can’t tell the difference between meat pancakes and fish pancakes. Why are you wearing sunglasses while eating?]

 

[Yehyeon: This is my identity. Like your unemployed look.]

 

[Eden: Why is my identity an unemployed look!]

 

[The unemployed guy getting upset at being told his identity is an unemployed look]

 

 

 

“Ah, oppa should have taken them off himself!”

 

“Yoon Jeonga, lower your voice.”

 

As the meal finished, the long-awaited dishwashing time approached. After an intense round of rock-paper-scissors, the final loser was decided.

 

 

 

[Eldest son hits★jackpot]

 

[Yehyeon: Guys, should I, the pillar of this household, be doing dishes? The moment I do dishes, this house’s source of income gets cut off.]

 

[Eden: Hey, just cut it off then. Anyway, that’s fake money…! Mmph mmph!]

 

[Hajun: Eden, stop making meta comments…]

 

[The third son’s coup attempt immediately suppressed by the second son]

 

 

 

With a quite tired face, Gyeon Hajun covered Yoon Eden’s mouth and dragged him to the kitchen.

 

After dragging Kim Dobin, who had been slacking off the most along with Yoon Eden, to the kitchen sink as well, Gyeon Hajun poured sikhye into cups with a strangely refreshed expression and handed them to Seo Yehyeon and Ryu Jaehee.

 

 

 

-I want to leave here I can’t watch Hajun anymore Hajun looks like my mom suffering on holidays

 

-Still, Eden and Dobin are keeping their mouths shut and doing the dishes… haha unlike those X bastards in my house

 

 

 

So even the two guys who had been slacking off the most finally did their share, and it was time for holiday games.

 

 

 

[Eden: Our complies with broadcast standards.]

 

-Right now the scene of Eden laughing while shuffling cards is already rated R

 

-Huh…? Why do I feel like I see a hammer next to him…? What is this feeling that limbs won’t be safe?

 

 

 

In the One Card game that replaced Go-Stop due to broadcast standards, Gyeon Hajun generously displayed his gambler’s prowess and earned everyone’s admiration.

 

 

 

[Eden: If this had been Go-Stop, we would have lost all our money to Juni today.]

 

[Hajun: Are you guys bad at this, or am I good at this?]

 

[Yuje: Wow, my pride is hurt. I’ve never been cleaned out like this in One Card anywhere, hyung.]

 

[Eden: Wow, our Hajun is so modest.]

 

-Today too, the unstoppable Eden-Hajun favoritism makes a strong appearance

 

-Why are you looking proud when you got cleaned out by Hajun, Eden

 

 

 

“That guy doesn’t even have a bell?”

 

 

 

[The 5 brothers briefly returning to being Rev]

 

 

 

After having time to write well-wishes and things they usually wanted to say on each other’s rolling papers, leader Yoon Eden was first to reveal his rolling paper.

 

 

 

[-The end of this year is already approaching. You worked hard as a leader this year too. I couldn’t express it usually so it didn’t get across, but I’m always grateful, and I’ll work hard so I can follow well too. Let’s finish this year safely]

 

[-It’s nice to see you gradually finding your composure. Keep living like that without being impatient in the future too]

 

[-Happy New Year!]

 

[-All the songs hyung makes are good, so don’t feel too pressured and keep giving us good songs in the future]

 

[Eden: The first one, this seems like Jun? Right?]

 

[Hajun: That’s not me?]

 

-Why do you look like you’ve seen a ghost ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Was what Yehyeon wrote really that much of a plot twist? ㅋㅋㅋ

 

-Yehyeon does seem like the type who can’t say embarrassing things directly and expresses them in writing

 

[Yehyeon: Hey, give it here so I can erase it!]

 

-Yehyun is embarrassed hahahaha

 

-No but Eden’s reaction was so ㅋㅋㅋ like he couldn’t believe it, so I totally get why he’d react like that ㅋㅋ

 

 

 

Next, Seo Yehyeon revealed his rolling paper.

 

 

 

[-If I had to pick the person whose skills grew the most among us, it would definitely be hyung. Watching hyung work hard without giving in to lacking skills, I really felt a lot. Now I think hyung can feel proud of his improved skills too. Let’s keep fighting together in the future]

 

[-You don’t have to be so hard on yourself. We members all know that hyung works hard]

 

[-Happy New Year!]

 

[-Our Yehyeon hyung is the most handsome! But hyung, I’ll really, really work out hard, so can’t you allow eating until 7 PM?]

 

[Yehyeon: The first one. This is Hajun. 100% Hajun.]

 

[Hajun: Why do you suspect I wrote anything that’s even slightly long? I didn’t write that long.]

 

-No way, I naturally thought it was Hajun too

 

-My expression right now = Yehyeon’s expression

 

-Yoon Iden’s expression and Seo Yehyeon’s expression are exactly the same lololol

 

-Fuck, Yoon Eden character collapse, the Yoon Eden in me wouldn’t write more than one line like that

 

└Our Eden writes long messages on fancafe posts though, why are you like that

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: Huh, I have two informal speech ones, so I naturally thought Hajun wrote the long one.]

 

[Hajun: Since Eden wrote in informal speech, I was worried that if I wrote formally, it would be obvious Eden wrote it.]

 

[Yehyeon: And the last one seems like using well-wishes as an excuse to say what comes after?]

 

[Yuje: Ah, I got caught.]

 

 

 

Next, Kim Dobin, who revealed his rolling paper, let out a short and sharp scream.

 

 

 

[Dobin: What is this!]

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