A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 190

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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Initial Intentions Episode 190

 

 

 

 

 

[Rev Time Chuseok Special: Family Glory]

 

-Is it possible to surpass episode 1? Episode 1 was absolutely insane

 

-What kind of crazy content will our kids bring us laughter with today?

 

[There was once a harmonious family where 5 loving brothers lived together]

 

[But as the family fortune declined, the 5 brothers scattered due to their own circumstances…]

 

 

 

The camera showed an elegant hanok with subtitles, then focused on Hajun sitting on the living room sofa wearing a jade-colored durumagi.

 

Hajun let out a deep sigh, slightly lowering his long eyelashes as he murmured.

 

 

 

[Hajun: Will it be difficult for us five brothers to gather again this Chuseok…]

 

 

 

Pop! A photo capturing that scene appeared against a blue background, with an explanation typing out beside it.

 

 

 

[Gyeon Hajun (22)/Second son of the Rev family/House keeper waiting for his brothers to return]

 

-I’ll fill in for the brothers who didn’t come, so give me the address

 

-Don’t tell me it’s historical drama style? Historical dramas are a bit cringey,,

 

 

 

The door burst open and Kim Dobin entered wearing a t-shirt with “Study Hard” written in traditional calligraphy font.

 

 

 

[Doby: Hajun hyung! I’m here! Phew, how long has it been since I left the temple to experience the secular world.]

 

[Kim Dobin (20)/Fourth son of the Rev family/Chants about sleeping only 3 hours but has never slept less than 3 hours – a long-term exam student]

 

-It’s not historical drama but modern, thank goodness

 

-The description is already ominous

 

-Did our retriever go to a temple to study lolol

 

-I want that Study Hard t-shirt lol

 

-If he’s a long-term student at twenty, what kind of exam is Doby preparing for?

 

[Hajun: Doby, why did you come? You should be studying.]

 

-Is this perhaps a snipe at me watching this when there’s less than two months left until the college entrance exam?

 

-An exam student who’s not studying and watching this is getting hit by Hajun oppa’s words and leaving

 

-You can study later, but you can’t watch the live broadcast later

 

└We have reruns and YouTube

 

[Doby: Ahhh, I can’t hear you. Studying until Chuseok? Even Buddha at the temple I’m staying at wouldn’t want that.]

 

-Wouldn’t Buddha want you to pass quickly and leave the temple?

 

 

 

While Kim Dobin was crouched with his ears covered facing the sofa back, the door opened and the next person appeared.

 

A coat draped over his shoulders and sunglasses covering half his small face. An appearance that would draw gasps from anyone.

 

Seo Yehyeon appeared with the fashion and presence of someone attending an award ceremony, triumphantly pushing up his sunglasses.

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: Guys, this hyung has returned in glory! Now we can rebuild our family!]

 

[Seo Yehyeon (23)/Eldest son of the Rev family/A famous celebrity everyone knows by name alone]

 

 

 

Both of them greeted Seo Yehyeon by waving their hands while remaining seated on the sofa without even getting up.

 

 

 

[Hajun: Hyung, you came?]

 

[Doby: Oh, Yehyeon hyung. What’s up.]

 

[Yehyeon: Isn’t the welcome for our family’s pillar a bit too lukewarm? Should I cut off the money supply?]

 

[Doby: Wowww! It’s a celebrity! I’ve never seen a celebrity before!]

 

[Hajun: Wow, the eldest son has arrived.]

 

-Look at Hajun being so dry lololol

 

-Our eldest hyung’s looks are working hard today too, a beauty that makes you instantly accept the setting

 

 

 

While Seo Yehyeon was excitedly scattering fake bills, the door burst open again.

 

 

 

[Yuje: Hyungs, the cute and adorable youngest member is here!]

 

[Ryu Jaehee (19)/Youngest of the Rev family/Everything except his age and name is classified]

 

 

 

Yuje’s confident entrance in a suit carrying gift sets caused a stir among those sitting on the sofa.

 

 

 

[Hajun: Excuse me, but who might you be…?]

 

[Doby: Who are you? Our youngest member was really cute and adorable like a hamster, but why is there a nutria?]

 

[Yehyeon: The youngest? I really can’t recognize you? Didn’t you grow too much too fast?]

 

-Who taught Doby the Yuje nutria meme?

 

-But even as a fan from early debut days, I’m sometimes surprised when I see Yuje – the kid really grew a lot in a short time

 

-Hajun’s expression looked genuinely confused, so I was startled for a moment too

 

 

 

Seeing his hyungs refuse to acknowledge that he was the youngest of this house, Yuje smiled mischievously and looked at Kim Dobin.

 

 

 

[Yuje: Hmm, if you really can’t believe I’m the youngest of this house, shall we start by revealing what’s hidden under the second drawer of Doby hyung’s desk?]

 

[Doby: That’s cheating to do that in front of Yehyeon hyung! I acknowledge it, I acknowledge it! You’re definitely our youngest!]

 

[Yehyeon: Doby, what high-calorie thing did you hide again?]

 

[Doby: That’s a meta statement, hyung.]

 

 

 

After safely proving he was indeed the youngest of this house, holiday-appropriate conversation continued.

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: What’s with this suit? Our youngest, did you get a job?]

 

[Yuje: Yes, I’m an elite after all, heh.]

 

[Hajun: Really? Where did you get employed?]

 

[Yuje: It’s classified so I can’t tell you. But Doby hyung, why are you turning your back to me? When did we fight?]

 

[Doby: No, you grew so rapidly that I’m being shy around unfamiliar you.]

 

[Hajun: Doby, the youngest got a job too. When will you pass your exam?]

 

[Doby: Exam? Exaaaam? Ahhhhh! The nightmare of exam failure…!]

 

-Did Yuje join the National Intelligence Service or something? lol

 

-Got PTSD so I turned off the TV for a moment then turned it back on

 

-To hear from our kid’s mouth what I heard from mom an hour ago

 

-Ahh… it really is a holiday…

 

[Doby: Won’t Eden hyung come this year either?]

 

[Yuje: It’s been 10 years since we lost contact with third hyung.]

 

[Hajun: Eden… I wonder if he’s doing well?]

 

[Yehyeon: What are you worried about? He’s the type of person who would survive even if thrown into the Amazon jungle.]

 

[Yuje: Ugh, I agree with that.]

 

-Rev’s choice for man you’d want to take to an uninhabited island, 1st place

 

-Now I’m scared of what kind of setting will come out

 

 

 

While everyone was sitting on the sofa talking about the one person who wasn’t there.

 

Speak of the devil and he shall appear – the door burst open and Yoon Eden walked in with a swagger, hands shoved in his training suit pockets.

 

The bright blue training suit (aka unemployed blue) worn as a matching set was perfectly completed with the jacket zipped up to his neck, perfecting the unemployed look.

 

Unfazed by the four pairs of eyes on him, Yoon Eden casually raised his hand and greeted them.

 

 

 

[Eden: Hey, how have you been?]

 

[Yoon Eden(22)/Third son of the Rev family/Pursuing real music, the prodigal son who returned after 10 years]

 

-What the hell, he looks totally unemployed but there’s no sense of dissonance

 

-I momentarily thought Eden was my unemployed uncle at home

 

-No, why does he suit this role so well, he shouldn’t be good at roles like this

 

 

 

“Look at that pathetic state! Doesn’t he feel ashamed appearing on TV like that? The family’s glory is frozen to death! It’s a family disgrace, disgrace! Tell him to quit immediately!”

 

“Why? He’s a perfect match with Eden oppa. Ah, Grandfather! Don’t turn it off!”

 

“Yoon Jeonga!”

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: My goodness, the third son who left home 10 years ago to do music has returned as the neighborhood unemployed guy!]

 

[Yuje: Hyung, what exactly have you been doing all this time that you haven’t released a single album! Even when I search your name on the music site, not a single song comes up!]

 

[Doby: The third hyung who was so trendy is wearing clothes that no one would wear even if given for free…!]

 

[Hajun: Eden, what exactly have you been doing for 10 years.]

 

[☠x100]

 

-Just Yoon Eden getting completely wrecked worldview lol

 

-Why does Eden look genuinely hurt lol it’s the complete opposite in reality lol

 

-What’s with this group’s leader treatment lol

 

-If he left home 10 years ago, did he leave at twelve to do music? If he ran away at 12, that’s amazing in many ways

 

 

 

Yoon Eden, who spotted Yuje, looked him up and down with narrowed eyes.

 

 

 

[Eden: But who is this guy? I don’t remember having a brother like this among us?]

 

[Yuje: Hyung, in 10 years even mountains and rivers change.]

 

[Yehyeon: He’s the youngest. We couldn’t recognize him either.]

 

[Eden: But hyung, why are you wearing sunglasses even indoors? Did you catch celebrity disease?]

 

[Yehyeon: It’s not celebrity disease, I’m a ‘celebrity’? Unlike you who’s an ‘unemployed guy’, I have a job called ‘celebrity’?]

 

[Eden: Who’s unemployed! Who! I was doing music!]

 

[Yehyeon: Did you release even one album?]

 

[Eden: …(silence)]

 

[The eldest and third son bickering as soon as they meet]

 

-Ugh, that smirking face is so annoyingㅜㅜㅜ

 

-Yehyeon said with his own mouth + all Rev members unanimously said he can’t act, but he’s doing it so naturally?

 

└Because this isn’t acting, he’s really a celebrity…

 

-The Tom & Jerry combo is still going strong today

 

[Hajun: We five brothers have really gathered after a long time. How long has it been since we all got together like this?]

 

[Eden: 10 minutes, probably.]

 

[Yuje: No meta comments! It’s been 10 years since we all gathered like this! Since Eden hyung left home 10 years ago.]

 

[The third son who feels like he spent 10 years that felt like 10 minutes]

 

-There’s the one who just blurts things out and the one who cleans up separately lol

 

-Rev’s way of operating in a nutshell

 

[Yehyeon: But since we’ve all gathered after 10 years, what should we do today?]

 

[Hajun: Since it’s Chuseok, we should perform ancestral rites.]

 

[Yehyeon: But we all have different ancestors.]

 

[※This is not a birth secret!※]

 

-Meta comments running wild

 

-But isn’t that right lol all five have different surnames lol whose ancestors are we going to honor lol

 

[Doby: Then let’s prepare an ancestral table for CEO Kim Nodam, who’s like a father to our agency LnL…]

 

-Oh shit lol Doby just sent Kim No-dap away lol

 

[Yehyeon: Aren’t we making fried food? It’s an ancestral table?]

 

-Why put fried food? Do you put fried rice cakes on ancestral tables?

 

-What? Other regions don’t fry food? Really? You don’t put fried shrimp?

 

 

 

With Yehyeon’s one comment, both inside and outside the reality show became buzzing with discussion.

 

 

 

[Yuje: But who makes ancestral table food directly these days? Nowadays everyone buys it. Sigh, it seems the hyungs don’t know how the new generation prepares ancestral tables.]

 

[Doby: Ooh, good. Let’s get delivery. The ancestors should try chicken and pizza at least once.]

 

[Hajun: Still, isn’t sincerity the most important thing for ancestral tables?]

 

[Yuje: This is what we call being behind the times. Can’t money also express sincerity sufficiently?]

 

[New Generation Vs Old Generation]

 

[What will be the result!?]

 

 

 

Sparking CG was inserted between Yuje and Gyeon Hajun. What ended that match was Seo Yehyeon making a fan with fake money bundles and gently waving it.

 

 

 

[Yehyeon: What are you saying, kids? Do you want your money source cut off? Let’s hurry and prepare the ancestral table.]

 

[Yuje: Yes…]

 

[Old Generation wins!]

 

-Yehyeoni’s role satisfaction 200%

 

-He’s annoying but when you see his face the annoying feeling just melts away lol

 

[Eden: Doby, bring me a glass of cold water.]

 

[Meanwhile, one unemployed guy lying down and not lifting a finger]

 

-Eden’s role satisfaction seems like 198% too

 

└1% deducted for fashion, the other 1% for the failed music setting

 

└Eden expert

 

 

 

The camera showed Yoon Eden lying sprawled on the sofa, just wiggling his feet. Yuje forcibly made him sit up.

 

 

 

[Yuje: Hyung, stop lying around and come quickly to make pancakes.]

 

[Eden: No no. An unemployed guy who failed at music doesn’t know how to do such things.]

 

-I didn’t see Yoon Eden that way but he’s sneakily using aegyo skills to avoid work

 

-What’s with the head shaking? What’s with the head shaking? What’s with the head shaking? What’s with the head shaking? What’s with the head shaking?

 

-Will the youngest member fall for the leader’s rare aegyo?

 

-How does everyone see that as aegyo…? Isn’t it just the struggles of an unemployed guy who’s annoyed to death…?

 

└For real, just looking at his appearance, I’m only worried he might mess up all the pancakes if he gets up to make them

 

-Everyone still hasn’t removed the Yoon Eden little black one filter from the airport photos, it seems Eden needs to go on once more…

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