The Rice-Eating Hero’s Capitalist Streaming - Chapter 111

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The Capitalist Streaming of a Freeloading Hero

Episode 111

Constellation’s Game [Lyka]

Clatter― Clatter―

The rhythmic vibrations of the carriage traveled up through my backside.

Outside the window, pitch-black darkness had already settled in.

The brilliant night scenery of Lumis Domain flashed by, but my mind was filled with memories from the labyrinth we had just finished.

‘Honestly… thanks to the hidden stage, it became way too easy toward the end.’

After defeating the Golden Lion of Greed, conquering the latter half of the labyrinth was truly a breeze.

Tension? Crisis? There was none of that.

The reason was simple.

The capital we secured from the 16th Stage [Collector’s Room] had grown to an absurd level beyond common sense.

‘In Midas’s Garden, money is essentially equivalent to military power.’

Every time a pawnshop appeared, we bought out all the [Golden Blessing] buffs and drank top-grade potions like water.

Yet instead of our money decreasing, it only kept growing like a snowball thanks to the magic of compound interest.

Once we reached the point where interest income exceeded our expenses, the conquest was no longer about ‘survival’ but became a ‘massacre.’

Thanks to that, we were able to leisurely follow even the hidden route.

[Hidden Clear Condition Achieved!]

[You have surpassed 3,333 LP in pure profit.]

As I mentioned before, Midas’s Garden has a separate hidden ‘true’ clear condition.

Normally you can escape the labyrinth by taking the [Boss Room] portal that appears from the 25th stage onward, but that’s just a ‘normal clear.’

The real one only opens for those who resist that temptation and desperately collect more money.

‘Avoiding the boss room and increasing profit to 3,333 LP.’

The moment you reach that figure, all three portals in front of you transform into [True Boss Rooms].

And if you break through that place…

[You have achieved the ‘First Clear’ of <Midas’s Garden>!]

[Hidden Reward: +3,333 LP]

You can even claim this ridiculous bonus.

Of course, since Midas’s Garden is an unpopular minor labyrinth, and high-level hunters can’t even enter…

The first clear itself wouldn’t be that tremendous an achievement.

Still, once the broadcast airs, the reaction should be quite heated.

‘Since it’s been proven that even a party under level 50 can earn this much money.’

There were almost no dungeons where a 5-person party under level 50 could make close to 10,000 LP in profit.

Though the maximum of 10,000 was only possible by hitting the hidden stage.

‘Of course, it’s only once per month, and just knowing the method doesn’t mean anyone can do it…’

Anyway, what mattered was the result.

People always rush toward hope.

And in the same context…

I clicked my tongue in regret.

The massive LP reward we secured with such lucky breaks was… currently tied up in the team account.

[Team 1 (Leader Geon-ryul Lee): +9,624 LP]

‘They’re not going to distribute this, are they?’

Given the usual flow of survival variety shows like this, they’d probably make us spend it on items or advantages to gain favorable ground in the next mission.

That’s what the team fund account was for.

“Tsk.”

So if it hadn’t been for the Constellation hyungs’ sponsorship mission, my stomach would have been burning much more.

I subtly curled up the corners of my mouth, thinking of the hefty asset I had carefully stored in a corner of my inventory.

[Constellation Mission Success Reward: 10,000 LP]

The mission success fee the Constellation hyungs had put up.

It was so reassuring that just… looking at it was ecstatic profit.

└ By the way, Hun School is definitely GOAT entertainment ㅇㅇ

– What do you suddenly mean by that?

└ Thanks to Heroic School, our Room Owner isn’t getting off work even though it’s past 1 AM?

└ Wow- now that you mention it, that’s true?

└ Even Dave the clock-out addict is working overtime, what class;;

└ Absolutely amazing GOAT, agreed lol

Ha.

So that’s what you meant.

I’m already dying of sleepiness, hyungs.

I haven’t been awake at this time even once in the past month…

My eyelids are so heavy.

“What are you thinking about so deeply? You haven’t said a word the whole way here.”

“Ah, it’s nothing much.”

Chloe Kang’s voice broke my reverie.

Come to think of it, the carriage had already stopped in front of Grand Arcana’s splendid main gate.

“We’ve arrived, so let’s get out.”

I got up from my seat, rolling my stiff neck.

Since filming ended late, the production team said they cleared all filming schedules for tomorrow morning…

So now I just need to go up to the dorm and sleep soundly, right?

– Well then, I’m clocking out, hyungs?

└ Hahaha good job, room leader.

└ Even if there’s no dungeon conquest tomorrow, you have to turn on the broadcast no matter what?

Of course, hyungs.

So don’t worry about things like that…

[Ending stream.]

[ON Air: ☺ 2859]

Ding-!

As I got on the elevator like that, my eyes were already starting to close.

“Excuse me. Mister.”

Hey, who’s a mister?

“I know you’re sleepy, but our room isn’t that way?”

“…”

“And no matter how sleepy you are, you’re not planning to go straight to sleep as soon as you get in, right?”

Hm?

Not sleep?

What would I do at this hour if not sleep…

“We didn’t even eat dinner. All the other rooms will probably order room service as soon as they get in, right?”

“Ah.”

Come to think of it, my stomach has been rumbling like thunder for a while now.

But I’m so sleepy…

“Room service is free once a day, are you really not going to eat?”

What?

“I’m suddenly wide awake.”

Not take advantage of something free?

I can’t suffer such a tremendous loss.

Of course, absolutely.

* * *

Click―

With a crisp metallic sound, the heavy door of the penthouse opened.

As soon as I stepped inside, pleasant air and subtle diffuser fragrance wafted over me.

It was the comfort of civilization, completely different from the labyrinth that vibrated with the smell of golden dust and monster blood.

“Hah…”

I heard Chloe Kang’s deep sigh from behind me.

As soon as she took off her shoes, she removed the jacket she was wearing and carelessly threw it anywhere.

Like a snake shedding its skin, the designer jacket lay abandoned on the living room floor.

“Excuse me, Sohee. Could you hang up your clothes?”

“It’s heavy.”

“The CCTV is recording everything, don’t you care about image management?”

“…”

She didn’t even pretend to listen to my nagging and crossed the living room like a zombie.

Then she threw herself diving-style onto the premium leather sofa placed in the center of the living room.

Since this was a variety show, there were cameras everywhere in the accommodation, but she didn’t seem to care about that at all.

Thud-

I suddenly thought of my mother’s daughter at home and felt like nagging.

But I’m the adult here, so I should endure it.

Tap- Tap

I shook my head and picked up her jacket from the floor.

I dusted it off and hung it on a hanger, then neatly arranged my outer clothes next to it.

I was exhausted, but I couldn’t use a room that costs hundreds of thousands per night like a pigsty.

“Get up. You said you were hungry.”

She groaned and sat up.

I also plopped down on the opposite sofa and picked up the tablet PC on the table.

As soon as I turned on the screen, the [Room Service] icon was glowing brilliantly.

“What would you like to eat? Decide within 5 minutes.”

“…”

Chloe Kang slowly walked over and plopped down next to me.

She stared blankly at the tablet screen with hollow eyes, then reached out her finger.

“This one.”

The menu she pointed to was… 

[Seafood Jjamppong Ramen – 5LP]

I almost reflexively shook my head.

Using the precious Grand Arcana room service free chance for… ramen?

This was absolutely unacceptable.

“Rejected.”

“Why?”

“Sohee. In capitalist society, there’s an iron rule to follow when using ‘free coupons’.”

I pressed the sorting filter on the tablet with a solemn expression. 

[Highest Price First]

“You must always order the ‘most’ ‘expensive’ thing. Have ramen later outside. Ordering this here… is no different from throwing about 45LP on the street.”

“I don’t mind.”

Well, I mind!

Swish-

Chloe Kang furrowed her brow as if she couldn’t understand, but my finger showed no mercy.

I added the top predators that mere ramen could never dare approach to the cart.

[Emperor Lobster Platter (for 2) – 48LP]

[Premium Caviar and Truffle Oil French Fries – 12LP]

[Grade 1 Dry-Aged ‘Giant Tomahawk’ (450g) – 32LP]

Looking at it in LP, it didn’t feel quite real.

But it was really, ridiculously expensive.

Who knew you could burn close to 100 on room service.

“Order completed.”

“We… can actually eat all this, right?”

“Absolutely possible.”

“…”

After ordering, she seemed convinced and no longer insisted on ramen or tteokbokki.

“The order’s in, so let’s change clothes before it arrives. We look terrible.”

At my words, Chloe Kang sniffed her sleeve and frowned.

It reeked of labyrinth dust and sweat.

“Agreed.”

She went into the dressing room next to the bedroom without complaint, and I headed to the bathroom.

After briefly washing my face and wiping off sweat, I changed into the indoor clothes provided in the closet.

A cotton t-shirt with the hotel logo and loose pants.

As expected from an expensive hotel, even the free clothes felt amazing.

Clatter.

When I came out to the living room, Chloe Kang was also just coming out of her room.

She was also wearing a loose hotel gown.

Her pale face without makeup and wet hair casually swept back looked much more comfortable.

We collapsed like corpses on opposite ends of the sofa as if by appointment.

And just then.

Ding dong―

The room service cart entered the living room.

The table was instantly filled with giant red-shelled lobsters and glistening dishes.

The savory butter aroma and salty sea scent hit my nose.

“…”

Chloe Kang held her fork and just stared down at the lobster on her plate.

Her eyes were as serious as if deciphering a complex code.

“What are you doing? Aren’t you eating?”

“…This.”

“Yes.”

“Is it possible to consume this without tools?”

“…?”

I paused while reaching for a french fry.

“The shell looks too hard. If I just bite it, I think it would damage my teeth.”

“…”

I was momentarily speechless.

An awakened person can’t eat it because the shell is too hard?

No, that’s not it.

She’s not ‘unable’ to do it, she’s ‘never done it before’.

At home, a dedicated chef would have extracted just the meat for her.

“Haah…”

A deep sigh rose from my lungs.

I silently picked up a knife and special cracker.

At this hour, taking care of a grown adult, and not even my mother’s daughter but someone else’s.

Crack- Snap.

With a crisp sound, the hard shell broke and the plump lobster meat was revealed.

“Here, eat.”

“…?”

“You don’t need me to put it on your spoon too… do you?”

I tossed the extracted meat onto her plate.

Chloe Kang widened her eyes and looked back and forth between the plate and me, then nodded slightly.

“Thank you. You’re unexpectedly considerate.”

“Worried about… tooth damage.”

“You’re better at this than our family’s personal chef.”

“Eat quickly before I charge you for labor costs.”

Chloe Kang casually stabbed the meat with her fork and put it in her mouth.

The way she chewed with her cheeks puffed out without any change in expression looked like a Persian cat eating food in front of its butler.

Of course, a cat with terrifyingly expensive food costs.

‘How can she eat something so delicious in such a tasteless way.’

To put it another way… it felt like she was just performing dry chewing motions to fill calories for survival.

But after chewing for a while, she suddenly spoke up.

“As expected, it’s lacking.”

What is it this time?

“Is the portion too small?”

“No. Salt.”

“…?”

“If I dipped this lobster meat in ramen broth, the sodium balance would be perfect.”

I almost dropped the fork I was holding.

This premium lobster in ramen broth?

She was seriously stating something that would make the god of gastronomy clutch his neck and collapse, as if she were a scholar presenting a thesis.

“Excuse me, Sohee.”

“Yes.”

“Please observe some dining etiquette. That’s an insult to the lobster.”

“As long as it tastes good, isn’t that enough? Efficiency is important.”

“If you keep focusing on that efficiency, all your taste buds will go on strike. Just dip it in sauce.”

I shook my head and brought the remaining claw to my mouth.

It was my fault for trying to have a conversation with someone who doesn’t understand common sense. Well, anyway.

Maybe because it was free, but the taste was incredible.

“Meal complete.”

The plate was already cleaned empty.

And I was quite surprised by Chloe Kang’s appetite.

She asked if she could really eat it all… but it seems like she ate even a bit more than me?

“…”

Chloe Kang dabbed the corners of her mouth with a napkin, then stood up from her seat without any lingering attachment.

“I ate well. Since I’m full, I’m getting sleepy too.”

“If you sleep right after eating, you’ll turn into a cow.”

Wait.

That’s something Mother would say… why am I saying it.

“An awakener’s digestive power is five times that of ordinary people. No problem.”

She replied dryly, then smoothly climbed onto the bed and slipped under the covers.

While adding one more comment.

“Just cover that stuff up roughly and sleep for now. You said you were sleepy.”

I can’t do that.

The blanket will smell like oil.

Creak-

After roughly placing the dishes on the room service cart, I pushed it outside the room, then turned off the lights and lay down on the bed.

And before I could properly register that I had closed my eyes…

I drifted off to sleep.

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