The Magical Hunter Girl Decorates the Dungeon! - Chapter 25

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The Magic Hunter Girl Decorates a Dungeon! Episode 025
‘I’m not playing with you guys. I’m going to sleep!’
She lay stiff as a mummy, careful not to touch the dolls.
But sleep wouldn’t come…….
Without even touching them, one doll’s eyes snapped open and it spoke.
‘Mama, put me to sleep. Mama, put me to sleep.’
The Mother Play Doll’s timer had activated.
Iji jumped out of bed in surprise.
‘Sister!’
Thump-thump-thump—dolls tumbled and scattered, each one starting to chatter away.
‘Ahahahaha!’
‘Play with me, friend! Play with me, friend!’
Iji clapped her hands over her ears and fled to the Living Room. She needed escape from that terrible noise, any escape.
‘Sister’s tablet!’
She felt her way across the screen, found the red YouTube icon, and tapped the first thumbnail her fingers reached.
A familiar rapid-fire dialogue came through.
[What is this clover storm blocking our path…? Don’t tell me—!]
[That’s exactly it! Aurora Pink, the warrior, makes her entrance!]
[And with me, your dependable ally, Bunny Princess!]
Around that moment, the dolls seemed to have quieted down.
‘Phew…….’
Her shoulders finally relaxed.
But the moment she lifted her head in relief.
The scene reflected in the TV made her chest sink.
It wasn’t fear.
‘The Living Room…… was this big?’
Her small frame shrank even smaller.
‘I used to…….’
An old memory bloomed suddenly in her mind, bright as starlight.
There was a time when she’d sprawl across her parents’ laps while they watched TV, whining for them to play with her.
Her older sister would walk by and tickle her belly with her toes.
But now.
Mama and Papa had disappeared.
The “aunts” weren’t real family. Sister had to pay money for them to visit.
Most of the “grandmothers” had real grandchildren of their own.
Fake aunts. Fake grandmothers.
‘Sister…… hic.’
Iji’s reflex was to call out to her sister, but she quickly clamped her mouth shut.
‘Sister can’t come.’
Tears threatened to spill.
Not from fear, but from loneliness.
‘I’m…… all alone…….’
Just then, the villain’s line cut through with perfect timing.
[Why are you helping a child who isn’t even your friend! That kid was clearly all alone!]
Iji stared at the tablet.
Aurora Pink answered.
[Because we have to help!]
And beside her.
Bunny Princess smiled, mischief dancing in her eyes, and spoke.
To the child described as all alone.
[Will you tell me I’m pretty?]
[Huh?]
[Am I not pretty?]
The child shook their head vigorously and shouted.
[Princess Bunny, you’re so pretty!]
The words had barely left their mouth before Aurora Pink and Bunny Princess charged at the villain.
The villain was taken aback.
[But why—!]
Bunny Princess laughed merrily and said.
[Because you spoke kindly to me! That makes us friends now!]
A bright and clean declaration of friendship.
And it was clearly sincere.
After defeating the villain, Bunny Princess offered her hand to the lonely child.
[Great to see you again, my friend!]
[……Yes, friend!]
‘So that’s how you become friends.’
If you’re the one to speak first.
If you say they’re amazing, if you thank them…….
Even fake aunts and fake grandmothers.
‘Could they become as close as the real thing?’
Could she find someone to hold her hand, even if her sister didn’t lower her head to ask?
[Next episode preview! What?! Bunny Princess’s fiancé, Lion Prince, has a secret date with Queen Worm? With urgent news from Hometown Star—]
Click.
‘If I watch more, it’ll get too late.’
Iji closed the tablet and returned to her room.
In the silence, a baby doll whimpered alone.
‘Mama, hold me. Mama, hold me.’
‘I’m not your mama. I’m your sister.’
With those words, she patted its back gently, and the eyes that had looked so frightened before slowly closed.
How cute.
One by one, Iji placed the other dolls on the bed.
By chance, the Bunny Princess Doll ended up right next to the pillow.
Even though it was a silent doll, the moment she saw it, she heard its cheerful voice.
‘We’re friends. I’m coming to help you!’
And so Iji came to love the Bunny Princess.

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The next morning, having fallen asleep recalling memories with Bunny Princess.
Iji woke to the sound of the rice cooker hissing.
‘Huh? Why is there a flower pattern on the ceiling…… Oh!’
This was Gold Grandmother’s house.
The moment that registered, her head spun.
She couldn’t just eat someone else’s food without doing anything!
‘Let me go set out the spoons!’
But when she tried to jump up, the weight of the silk comforter pinned her down and she flopped back.
‘Ugh.’
As she wriggled and squirmed out from beside the blanket.
Gold Grandmother’s voice came from the Living Room.
It sounded like she was on a speakerphone call with another grandmother.
“Those ginseng merchants are putting on a performance, you said? Well, I don’t have any lunch plans.”
[Then come out around ten. You’re the only one who’s free.]
“Am I supposed to settle for chicken when I can’t have pheasant? Try sweet-talking me properly.”
[Without you, even Kumgang Mountain isn’t fun.]
Gold Grandmother laughed warmly.
It seemed Gold Grandmother was planning to go out and play with her friend today.
A warm feeling stirred in her chest.
‘Friends really are wonderful…….’
Until the next sentence.
[Hunter Talent? They even test whether you have it, they say. If it’s a bust, at least it’s entertainment; if it works out, you might even find a way to earn enough for side dishes, right?]
“Huh? How do they test it?”
[You just lie on the Jade Floor Mat and the negative ions and far infrared rays…… something or other. The details? That’s for the eggheads. How would I know?]
“Hehehehe! That makes sense.”
[Let me know if you’re going.]
Gold Grandmother hung up. The way she kept chuckling suggested she’d taken an interest in this spectacle she’d been told about.
Meanwhile, in Iji’s head—
‘Grandmother, be careful!’
An alarm siren wailed silently.
Jade Floor Mat? Negative ions?
They were all incredibly fancy words, sure…….
But Awakening itself was like winning the lottery—pure chance.
‘It sounds fake!’
During a gap when chopping sounds came from the kitchen, Iji hastily opened a nearby book.
A small cookbook rustled, and Grimoire’s eyes opened.
[At this hour? Cough, what is this tattered book?]
“Grimoire, is there a way to tell ahead of time if someone who hasn’t Awakened has the Hunter Talent?”
[No. If such a method existed, we would have—]
[Cooking has been completed deliciously. Peek-a-boo~]
“Thank you, come in, please!”
[What? Cough!]
Right after Iji covered the book with her blanket, Grandmother poked her head into the bedroom.
“Already up? Come eat.”
“Yes!”
“Will you eat lunch later with your sister?”
“Well…….”
A few hours later.
Hyunji, arriving home from work, barely finished her greeting of “Thank you so much for looking after me, I’m so sorry” before collapsing asleep in the house.
Iji held Gold Grandmother’s hand tightly as they boarded a village bus.
After about thirty minutes heading into the Seoul Outskirts.
Inside a desolate two-story building with a sign reading “OO Garden” but no actual trees and no meat sold—a small stage hosted what called itself a “Special Performance for Our Elders.”
In reality, the performance was just one song from a guest singer…….
But no one seemed to mind.
A male MC chattered on endlessly and dazzlingly.
“Elders, with this Jade Seat under you, no more drowsy driving! No hemorrhoids! And even a heating function—! Now, shall we see just how warm it gets with an infrared camera?”
In the demonstration video, the seat turned red instantly.
The temperature shown small in the corner: 100 degrees.
‘That’s a grill.’
Iji’s mouth fell open.
But it seemed the elders couldn’t see the small numbers. Someone said.
“With that supporting my back, I’d be feeeeling so good.”
‘Why would you feel good about that!’
If you went up and came back down, sure, everything would feel good!
But Iji swallowed her objection.
‘If I say the wrong thing, I’ll get kicked out.’
At the entrance, they’d only let her in after Grandmother asked, “She’ll be quiet,” against the “Children aren’t allowed” rule.
‘I get to say just one thing.’
For now, she’d hold back and save her one line for the moment that mattered most.
One grandfather asked the MC.
“How much is that seat?”
“4.5 million won.”
“……Hmm. Not that I’m planning to buy it right this second—”
“We didn’t invite you elders here to sell these things.”
The man flipped the slide.
The items shown so far appeared small on the screen.
“Do you know what these items have in common?”
‘They’re expensive.’
“They’re expensive.”
‘……Why did that work?’
“Elders, you must have looked at me with white eyes, thinking ‘This bastard definitely called us here to rip us off.’ Then I suddenly say they’re expensive, and you’re caught off guard, aren’t you?”
“…….”
“But now the real pitch begins.”

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