The Fate-Seeing Genius Streamer - Chapter 71
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70. [Night Soul] How Is This Even Possible? (2)
I eliminated every last attacker without exception, and now only one remained—the Great Enemy, Sgrurpen.
If I could just eliminate Sgrurpen, I’d receive double the total kill score as mission compensation.
In other words.
The kill mission was essentially already complete.
-Full clear lol;;;
-38 kills and just one boss left? Isn’t this basically done already?
-Yeah; basically the kill mission’s already cleared..
-The viewer who bet on the kill mission must be crying rn lmaooo
-760k won cleanly wrapped up in under 30 minutes, looks like it’ll be cut short lololol
-Can hear the mission reward melting away from here lololol
From the perspective of the viewer who wagered on the kill mission, the maximum possible mission compensation was being paid out.
Ding-.
[【Mapo Bridge Has Collapsed】 donated ‘10,000 won’.]
━These guys got intel from an insider and set up an ambush, yet they’re getting wiped out this easily?????;; This is ridiculous;;>
-lol
-Well, you reap what you sow~ Accept the results gracefully~
-It does seem like sour grapes, but seeing how they changed tactics after getting rushed in a numbers disadvantage, they weren’t completely helpless..
-If anything, the fact that they fought this hard deserves credit for a good fight, doesn’t it?
-Kill missions usually end in failure, but this one seems way beyond the usual scope
The viewer who wagered on the kill mission also vented their bewilderment through a donation.
Well.
Still, it was within the expected range of expenditure, so the lament was merely that it ended more one-sidedly than anticipated.
Normally, it should have been a grueling melee where even raising the kill score would be difficult.
There wasn’t even room to hope for some miraculous reversal.
[【Mapo Bridge Has Collapsed】 donated ‘10,000 won’.]
━Is there any chance Sgrurpen flips this in one move??;
-How is that even possible lololololol
-It’s possible. After all, Sgrurpen blocked Seo-jin’s thrust with a dual-dagger cross-guard~ You never know oo
-That’s just false hope lololololol
-Scary fact) Sgrurpen blocked Seo-jin’s thrust once during the melee, then did a rolling thunder from the ground and got completely exposed..
-And after that he didn’t even show himself properly and just kept running away scared lol
-Honestly I think Sgrurpen’s chances of winning a direct confrontation with Seo-jin are genuinely 0% lol
Though Sgrurpen had succeeded in receiving Joo Seo-jin’s charge head-on in the previous exchange, his limitations were crystal clear.
The exquisite full-power defense he’d managed by crossing his dual daggers in an X-formation was barely an accomplishment at all.
Joo Seo-jin didn’t offer false hope either and answered directly.
“I believe that’s impossible. The outcome can only be my victory.”
-lmao
-He said that?
-Official statement too;;;
-Seo-jin says it’s a guaranteed win, so just prepare yourself and get the mission funds ready lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Since victory was already assured, nothing would change.
Ding—.
[【Mapo Bridge is Collapsing】 donated ‘10,000 won’.]
━Ugh… this is such a shame though?? So, you interested in doing a conditional mission?;
“…A conditional mission, you say?”
Perhaps that was why.
The viewer who had wagered the kill mission openly expressed their disappointment and laid down additional conditions.
[【Mapo Bridge is Collapsing】 donated ‘10,000 won’.]
━If you secure a confirmed kill on Sgrurpen within 10 minutes, I’ll change the kill score multiplier from ×2 to ×3. But if you can’t finish within 10 minutes, the mission bonus is off the table. Deal?
-!
-Oh..
I’m trembling/shaking uncontrollably.
-Seriously; they’re just casually offering triple mission funds as a condition..?;
-Mime, the heinous sponsor-loving dog, c;
Wow, the Mapo Bridge ham is seriously a donation angel lol
It was straightforward.
They were offering an additional mission to triple the kill score bonus instead of doubling it.
Essentially, even though the outcome was already decided, they wanted to at least secure some entertainment value out of it.
“…Hmm. That doesn’t sound bad. I’ll accept the conditional mission.”
Among the viewers, a different kind of anticipation began to bloom.
-Hmm?
-Ugh.. but joking aside, this really does feel like an unfair condition
-Minions are one thing, but against a boss with phases, pulling off a confirmed kill in 10 minutes is genuinely difficult
It depends, but if we keep dragging things out while throwing in quick, cheap shots here and there, we might be able to stretch it out, you know?
Defeating Sgrurpen was a given, but with a time limit, the situation could change.
Especially if his style leaned toward assassination—hit-and-run tactics—it was something that couldn’t be overlooked.
Perhaps that was why.
The viewers were all beginning to cast voodoo curses (?) hoping he’d accept the conditional mission.
-Alright… looks like it’s time to cast some voodoo curses then??????????????
“Leave this to me and go on ahead!”
“Yeah, this kill mission is Teacher Seojin’s victory.”
“I can’t even imagine Seojin teacher losing.”
“I’ll win.”
This appears to be keyboard mashing/gibberish rather than actual Korean text, so there’s no meaningful translation to provide.
They just packed it full of nothing but the worst, most corrupt politicians lol
Ugh… but I feel like I’ve seen this voodoo doll thing somewhere before…?
Now that you mention it, you’re right—this setup is exactly the same as Trinex’s war lol
No, no, no, you’re literally setting up a reverse flag for losing lol
The boss battle against Sgrurpen began, drawing all eyes upon it.
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And then.
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About a minute after facing Sgrurpen, something extraordinary happened.
Screeeech—! Thud…!
〈 GREAT ENEMY / BOSS 〉
【 Apostate Who Turned His Back on the Star Sect: Sgrurpen 】
━[LEGENDARY VICTORY]
-?
-??
-???;
Victory message.
Before we could even properly exchange blows, Sgrurpen’s torso was cleaved in two, and he breathed his last.
Despite my stealth technique and attempt to drag out the engagement, my ambush was seen through and I was countered in the most absurd fashion imaginable.
Joo Seo-jin nodded his head and spoke calmly.
Whoosh.
“There. The mission is now definitively cleared.”
-?;
-…
What’s up with the one-shot comic lol
-No, what is this guy doing? He couldn’t even resist properly and got deleted in one hit?;
Haha, seriously though lol
Clearing additional missions as easily as twisting a little kid’s wrist lol
This is so pathetic that it’s like the voodoo curse didn’t even matter lol
Ding—.
[【ReallyOnlyWhenYouComeDoIGetHappy】 donated ‘10,000 won’.]
━???: However, Sgrurpen, who poured all his strength into blocking Seo-jin’s thrust, was defeated as if it were a lie..
Lol that’s hilarious hahahahahaha
Haha, I’d already exhausted all my strength by the time I managed to block that first attack.
-No, how can the best performance appear throughout the battle and end up blocking 1 hit?
Death Knight took 1 hit without blocking any damage and got one-shot.
Looks like you think blocking Seojin’s one-shot is easy, huh? lol
Even blocking just one shot is considered a loss well-played.
From the start, there was no room for any reversal of fortune.
And for good reason.
Thanks to my foresight ability, I could respond instantly no matter when, where, or how an attack came.
The very notion of lasting ten minutes before me was unrealistic.
[【DidMapooBridgeCollapse】 donated ‘10,000 won’.]
━How is this even possible?
-Oh my, our chairman is here haha.
-Hyeonta on hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Looks like seeing Sgrurpen get defeated so pathetically, like some trash, hit him with a reality check lol
-Kya~ I guess your blood pressure went up properly after seeing you get cut while shoveling Sgrupen. Haha.
Of course, not only did I set a kill mission, but I added conditional missions on top of it—I could understand why the person involved would be shocked.
Well.
Even so, I had to collect what was owed to me.
“If we calculate the mission reward at triple the kill score instead of double… that comes to 1.14 million won.”
Look how fast I am at calculating money lol
-Yeah, but you gotta do what you gotta do
-1.14 million won from one kill mission kyaaaaaaaa
-Gotta settle up… right??????????????
Ding—.
[【Did Mapo Bridge Collapse】 has donated ‘1,140,000 won’.]
━I swear I’ll never carelessly set kill missions again… *sob*..
“Mission reward confirmed. Thank you for the donation.”
Joo Seo-jin checked the donation and continued with a bright smile.
“Still, just in case, do consider setting kill missions for me more often going forward.”
-?
-Hmm;
-No conscience..
-(Pocketing 1.14 million won in less than an hour from a kill mission)
-If you see this and still set kill missions, you’re not just a charitable angel anymore—you’re a donation king..
It was a statement that was hard to believe, coming right after I’d effortlessly raked in 1.14 million won from a single kill mission.
If I set another kill mission after witnessing this, wouldn’t anyone’s willingness to participate just evaporate?
But then—.
“…Ugh. My head’s starting to hurt. I think my condition might not be great.”
-?;
-Interesting..
-Why does a theatrical tone come out of nowhere haha?
-Wait, you were fine just a moment ago… what’s going on..?
-For real; I don’t get why your condition suddenly got worse..?
Glancing at the chat reactions, Joo Seo-jin staggered and clutched his head with one hand, letting out a dry cough.
“Ah. I think I’ve hit my limit from pushing myself too hard on that kill mission. …This is awkward.”
-…
-Awk… ward ~
-Is it actually awkward?;
Reading a Korean textbook would be more genuine than this, lol
-Yeah yeah. Okay, analysis complete~ Teacher Seo-jin has no talent for acting; drop it dude;
Are you seriously putting on an act like this just to get that kill mission done no matter what? That’s ridiculous lol
…It was a farce where only the deceiver existed, and there was no one being deceived.
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