The Crazy Battle God Has Returned - Chapter 32

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A Mad Swordsman Returns – Chapter 32

The barren Plain transforms before us. Darkness swallows the surroundings, and elaborate structures materialize across the landscape.
Structures that could only be found in a ‘Theme Park’.
A message appears before everyone’s eyes.

[Game 7: Theme Park of Pleasure.]
[This is a Theme Park brimming with various attractions and special spaces with unique themes applied. Each time you clear an attraction or special space, you receive ‘Points’.]
[Special rewards are given in order of those who accumulate the most Points.]
[※ If your accumulated Points are too low, ‘Doll Masks’ will pursue you!]
[※ If you hunt the same Player, you can steal their Points!]
[※ Special note! In this game, death is exempted!]

The Theme Park of Pleasure.
Think of it as multiple Dungeons contained within one massive Dungeon. Clear those Dungeons and you earn Points.
The problem is.

“Has he developed a taste for blood now?”
[It seems he wants to watch Players kill each other.]

The ability to steal Points by hunting other Players.
The Lord of Pleasure craves a new spectacle.
He wants to witness Players battling and slaughtering one another.
Though I suppose one could say he retains some semblance of conscience.

“At least actual death is spared. That’s something to be grateful for.”
[Hmm….]

With death exempted, no one will truly perish here.
Those who fall will simply be ejected from this place, alive and intact.
It’s one of the reasons why the Lord of Pleasure’s trials are so popular.

Boom! Bang! Kaboom!

A cacophony erupts from above—fireworks detonating across the sky.
Explosions burst forth from every corner of the Theme Park, scrawling incomprehensible symbols across the heavens in chaotic profusion.
And then the Theme Park begins to turn.

Creak, creeeeak.

– Welcome to the Land of Nightmares. Come to earn points….
– A spinning glass cup awaits you….

Amusement rides moving of their own accord without a soul to operate them.
Brightly lit, themed special spaces. The players summoned to the Theme Park of Pleasure looked around their surroundings and began moving one by one.
Some toward the rides, others toward the special spaces.
Each of them was greeted by different mechanics.

[A showdown in the glass cup! A single enemy will continuously appear in the glass cup you board! Try to eliminate the enemy until the very end!]
[Welcome to the Land of Nightmares! Your deepest nightmare will appear. Overcome your nightmare and earn points!]
[Photo Studio of Great Chaos! Here, your stats, your skill effects, everything becomes reversed. Try to endure until the end!]

In the glass cup one player boarded, a powerful monster appeared.
In the space another player entered, their most terrifying nightmare manifested.
And somewhere else, stats were scrambled and skill effects were mixed up, leaving confused players locked in combat with one another.

“This, this damn it! What is this! Why are my stats like this!”
“Ugh, ugh… You, it’s spinning too much… I’m dizzy…!”
“No, that’s not it… What I’m afraid of is…!”

Combat erupted from all directions.
Fighting wasn’t confined to just the rides and special spaces.
As time passed, fierce battles broke out beyond them as well.

“That’s him. The one who broke out of that ride earlier.”
“How many did he break? Two? Three? Well, regardless….”
“Let’s kill him and take his points.”

It was combat to steal points.
In essence, battles were erupting across the entire Theme Park of Pleasure.
The Lord of Pleasure watched the spectacle with complete indifference.

[Hmm, it was fun at first, but now it’s….]

It was a sight I had witnessed countless times before.
Even watching it again stirred no particular emotion within me. Only tedium.
Thus, the Lord of Pleasure turned his gaze elsewhere.
Toward the one who could deliver him great anticipation and joy—Han Yu-sung.
But.

[Why aren’t you moving?]

Han Yu-sung did not move at all.
He simply stood there with composure, as though everything unfolding was utterly unrelated to him.
The Lord of Pleasure found this perplexing.

[Why? You know I’ll grow bored if you do this, don’t you?]

“….”

Han Yu-sung remained motionless.
Just as the Lord of Pleasure was bewildered, so too were the Players surrounding him.
The man who had thrashed about like a madman until just before this game, monopolizing the Lord’s attention, now stood perfectly still?
And what was even more baffling was.

[Pleasure Gauge: 85%.]

‘What? Why isn’t that bastard’s Pleasure Gauge dropping?’

The fact that the Pleasure Gauge wasn’t decreasing.
What that meant was simple.
The Lord was still enjoying himself. He wasn’t growing bored even with Han Yu-sung standing idle.
For the Players, it was a sight that transcended absurdity into genuine distress.

‘No! We grew boring to him the moment we took even a brief rest!’
‘I fought until I coughed blood, and my gauge didn’t rise—it actually fell. Yet this bastard just stands there and his Pleasure Gauge doesn’t drop?’
‘How is that even… possible?’

The Players harbored a fundamental question.
Was such a thing even possible?
One could discern the answer by observing the Lord of Pleasure.

[This human could never bore me. They’ve already shown me something. No matter what form it takes, they’re someone who will satisfy my expectations….]
[But staying still like that… wait. Let me reconsider.]

Remarkably.
Lord of Pleasure began to deduce Han Yu-sung’s intention.
This human had entertained me throughout this ordeal. They’d uncovered hidden things, and they hadn’t rejected the buffs with their own hands, had they?
For such a human to suddenly, without any reason, stay still?

[If anything, I’d understand if they made a desperate move to entertain me. But that human wouldn’t stay still without reason.]
[Which means….]

Lord of Pleasure quickly arrived at an answer.
And that answer was, surprisingly, close to the truth.

[You there, you’re waiting for something, aren’t you?]

That Han Yu-sung was waiting for something.
Lord of Pleasure didn’t know what it was. But they could sense that it would bring them immeasurable joy.
Naturally, ‘anticipation’ blossomed within their heart.

[What are you waiting for? What will you show me?]

Han Yu-sung waited with eyes closed.
My heightened senses expanded, and I felt the presence of beings within a certain radius.
Among them, some presences showed peculiar movements.
Currently, battles were unfolding throughout the Theme Park of Pleasure.
Yet those presences scattered in all directions as if unconcerned with the fighting, lingering in one place as though preparing something.

“I see. So this is how they prepared.”

[Huh? What? What on earth is it?]

A smile graced Han Yu-sung’s lips.
Seeing that, Lord of Pleasure was consumed with impatience. They found it, but what?
The answer wouldn’t require long to wait.

Kuuuuuung!

“W-what?! The ground…!”
“What is this? Did the Lord of Pleasure prepare something else?!”

The earth trembled as if an earthquake had struck.
The tremor that began at the edges of the Theme Park of Pleasure rippled toward its center, and with it, a colossal magic circle was etched into the ground.
The magic circle blazed with an ominous light.

[A magic circle? Wait… could this be…?]

The Lord of Pleasure surveyed the perimeter of the Theme Park of Pleasure.
Players stood at each point, each holding items imbued with the power of the Lords. They drove these items into the ground.
As the items activated, the power of the Lords flooded through.

Whoooosh!

[W-what?]

A massive magic circle formed, creating a dome-like barrier that enveloped the entire Theme Park of Pleasure.
And a message appeared before the players’ eyes.

[The ‘Lord Alliance’ intervenes in the trial.]
[The Lords have paid the appropriate price. In exchange for that price, the ‘Lord of Pleasure’ cannot intervene in this trial for 20 minutes.]
[The trial has been sealed. No one may enter.]

A message that the Lords were intervening in the trial.
Normally, Lords cannot intervene in trials opened by other Lords without permission. But there is a way.
If they pay the ‘price,’ it becomes possible. Coins, and other forms of ‘payment.’
As everyone knows, the Lords guard their coins with extreme jealousy.

[Lord of Pleasure…]
[Do you remember what you did to us in the last trial?]
[Today is the moment of vengeance we have long awaited!]

In other words.
It meant they harbored such immense hatred that they would sacrifice their most precious coins and possessions to forcibly intervene.
From all directions came the voices of the Lords, dripping with resentment.

[The time has come to pay the price…]
[Open the Door…]

A crimson aura erupted from the magic circle.
The energy swept across the surroundings in an instant, covering the ground in red, and something suddenly surged upward from the roiling mass.
It was a colossal gate.

[A 【Gate】 descends upon this place.]

A gate bearing that very name.
The gate opened, revealing a space engulfed in crimson energy.
Moments later.

[An incomprehensible force begins to erode the Theme Park of Pleasure….]

Roooaaarrr!

Crimson energy poured forth from the gate.
The aura spread throughout the Theme Park of Pleasure as if devouring everything in its path, and soon spawned smaller gates in its wake.
And from beyond those gates.

– Kyaaahhh!
– For our Lord!
– Destroy everything in sight!

Countless enemies poured forth.
They were soldiers commanded by the Lord Alliance. With multiple Lords coordinating their intervention, the variety of soldiers was staggering.
Some were mere monsters, others grotesquely mutated knights, still others winged abominations.
But they shared one thing in common.

“Ugh, uaaahhh?!”
– Kugh, argh…!

The desire to destroy everything within the Theme Park of Pleasure.
And among the enemies that appeared were ‘Sworn Ones’ as well.

“Damn it, I don’t even know what I’m doing here…!”
“Our Lord commanded it, so what else can we do! Just kill everything you see!”
“You lot—guard the gate! Hold the line until it’s over!”

They were oath-takers of the Lord Alliance.
Most of them clearly disliked this situation. Thrust into a perilous predicament, there was no reason for them to be pleased.
Then a message appeared before everyone’s eyes.

[The ‘Lord Alliance’ is destroying the Ordeal. As the Ordeal is destroyed, the influence of the ‘Lord of Pleasure’ weakens, while conversely the Lord Alliance’s influence strengthens. Furthermore, when the destruction gauge reaches a certain threshold.]
[The Ordeal will fall into the hands of the Lord Alliance and be destroyed.]
[Destruction Gauge: 10%.]

A gauge.
A gauge indicating the degree of destruction.
The stronger the influence becomes, the more Gates I could create, and I could summon even more powerful monsters than now.

‘So I must prevent the destruction gauge from rising.’

There were two main approaches.
Eliminate the enemies destroying the Ordeal.
But that would take considerable time and effort. It was inefficient in every way.
There was a cleaner, faster way to resolve this.
Han Yu-sung lifted his head.

[“You, you… human… what exactly are you…?”]

At that moment, text appeared before my eyes.
A message from the Lord of Pleasure. Oddly enough, from the strangely twisted words, I could sense surprise and bewilderment.

[“Could it be… you knew about this situation all along?”]

An unprecedented situation—the Lord Alliance attacking the Ordeal.
Yet the Lord of Pleasure showed no interest in such matters whatsoever.
His attention was focused entirely on Han Yu-sung.

[“You didn’t move at all and waited for something. And as if responding to your wait, the ‘intervention’ has begun.”]
[“Is this what you were waiting for? But how… how?”]
[“How could you have known this?”]

Han Yu-sung did not answer.
There was no reason to. It wasn’t important in the current situation anyway.
What mattered now was stopping the Lord Alliance’s assault.

“Lord of Pleasure.”

Han Yu-sung lifted his gaze.
I felt the weight of a formidable presence bearing down upon me.

“I have a proposition for you.”

The ultimate and supreme reward.
A golden opportunity to tear away a ‘Mythic’ grade item.

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