Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 92

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Then there was only one method here

Teulta, folk games, space war, and so on.

The names of games that once swept through South Korea were really spread out in various ways.

Generally, calling it space war was the standard.

But now that the game was quite old, it was common for everyone to call it Teulta.

That game that most South Korean men would say they’ve played, Teulta.

You could say the dignity of a national game existed.

“By the way, I’ve never played Teulta.”

– For real?

– Huh

– Does that make sense

– How is that possible?

– You haven’t played it? Is that even possible?

– Don’t you always play it when you go to PC Bang with friends

– But kids these days probably really don’t know how to play? It’s not trendy anymore anyway

– For real

– In an era where even kids these days don’t really play Canyon, Teulta is really lol

– From Mungi’s generation, it’s time to gradually move from Canyon to Valt yeah

– Gun game made by the same company is the best~

– Very popular with kids these days too~

“I originally preferred niche things, though I did rack up quite a lot of games in Canyon…”

I had never played Teulta.

That didn’t mean I knew nothing about it though.

Just knew the basic background?

There are three races, and each race has different characteristics.

“Um, from what I know, the human race is kind of weak?”

So I blurted out something I’d heard somewhere.

Right at that moment.

– What

– Gasp

– You started it, right?

– Gald Cup starts~ Gald Cup starts~ Gald Cup starts~ Gald Cup starts~ Gald Cup starts~ Gald Cup starts~ Gald Cup starts~ Gald Cup starts~

– You brought up the topic first? You brought up the topic first? You brought up the topic first? You brought up the topic first? You brought up the topic first?

– What kind of ridiculous flower-sniffing nonsense is saying humans are weak, I don’t understand at all?

– The really weak ones are monsters < These guys, how weak are they

– For real

– Aliens are the weakest, everyone be quiet

– Aliens are the worst for real

– While we were briefly debating like this, the monsters already hit 200 population

– Yeah, absolutely don’t talk nonsense

– Why can humans do Space Defense when they’re humans? I really don’t understand so I’m asking here

– Do you know that monsters can build 100 Hydralisks even after making 100 Workers?

– By any chance, do Hydralisks take 1 population? Hehe

– Behold the giant monster race with invincibility periods ㅠㅠ Humanity weeps

– For real, human repair << just trash tech because you have to manually repair buildings AND pay money ㅠㅠ monsters and aliens just auto-recover ㅠㅠ

– You really don’t know what you’re talking about

– What’s with Ttaranta†’s room firepower? Was it always this intense?

– Mungi, this is the balance cup you started

– Take responsibility

– So what race are you going to play? Decide for sure, we need to settle our relationship here too

The Chat Room was instantly destroyed.

I just casually threw a stone, but it was like a mass extinction event for frogs.

“Wait, what… What, did I just make a really sensitive comment? But saying humans are a bit weak… Actually, then are aliens the weak ones?”

– Are you doing this on purpose?

– Did you know that it takes 33 human enhanced soldiers struggling just to take down one alien assault trooper? A photon warrior can do it in 3 hits? ㅠㅠ

– Alien sensitivity is insane ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

– No, isn’t this human sensitivity?

– Ahem

– The performance difference between the same first attack units is ridiculous

– If you put it that way, don’t monsters have the most to complain about? Monster Zerglings really have to attack all day

– Monster Zerglings come in pairs though lol

– For real lol

– Make sure to get the assault trooper sensitivity ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

– This guy seems to know but is just lightly poking to see reactions

– At least he’s not saying monsters are strong till the end, yeah that’s better

“No, monsters don’t even need to be mentioned… Right? They just keep mass producing, and early game they get that balloon thing for free, and use it for scouting too… That’s totally overpowered.”

– Yeah yeah let’s just die today

– You’re not ending the broadcast today and just talking Teulta with us here, right?

– Okay I’m 42, discovered a broadcaster who gets my blood boiling

– Old man

– But really my heart is beating for the first time in a while

– This guy has a reason for not turning on his camera right now

– For real, since I can’t see your face I really want to beat the shit out of you

– His body shouldn’t be visible

– You’re the first man to make me this heated

– I don’t know Teulta at all, what’s this situation?

– So it’s like restaurants fighting over Jeyuk vs pork cutlet vs soup rice cost-effectiveness, no big difference

– ^^ What do you mean no big difference, what kind of ridiculous nonsense are you spouting

– If you put it that way, gukbap seems the most human-like, the most humane, and requires a lot of attention ㅠㅠ…

– For real for real, I’m really craving some soup and rice ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

The reactions coming over every time I touched on each race were absolutely exquisite.

“Everyone calm down, I didn’t know you’d get this heated, well… um, so who’s the best race then.”

– Ugh this is just frustrating

– He knows what he’s doing

– But I have no choice but to fall for it

– Why bad boys turn me on

– Isn’t it why they’re attractive?

– I’m attracted because I’m turned on

– Ah I see

– But are you taking race recommendations right now? Or do you genuinely want to keep the pure conflict going

“Ah, of course it’s pure conflict, I already decided what race I’m playing.”

– Crazy bastard

– Really nice to see how honest you are

– Honest young man

– Crazy young man

– You already decided what to play but kept testing the waters? Just because?

“It’s good for chat room activity.”

– Anonymous Donor donated 1,000 won. Thank you.

[ I knew you weren’t right in the head but didn’t know it was this bad ]

– Anonymous Donor donated 1,000 won. Thank you.

[ Turn on your camera, I’m so angry I might challenge you to a real fight, let me see your physical skills so I can hold back ]

Hmm, donations got activated too.

The unfortunate thing is that I can’t use this method often.

Still, I was satisfied since the chat room became lively.

“Ah, by the way, I’m planning to do that, to carry on the will of that person who’s the first in Korean esports to be worthy of the throne.”

– Humanity shoutout ㄷㄷ

– I bow to the successor of humanity’s emperor

– Oh Mungi

– I’ll mung you

– Has the Mung Emperor arrived?

– Humanity, your Mung Emperor has returned

– Now you’ve become a poker player ㄷㄷㄷ

– Looking at this guy, he just seems to like successful people

“No, I don’t know that many players to begin with… I’m just going with the race of the most famous player.”

– As expected

– He has principles

– Rough translation) In the Mungi vs Meho battle, Meho wins

– Well that’s obvious

– Huh?

– All Ho Disciples nationwide, assemble!!!

“No, no, calm down… But anyway… So I’m planning to participate in this Teulta beginner tournament, and I’ve actually already submitted my application, you know?”

The atmosphere was getting too heated.

I immediately worked to control the chat room atmosphere while continuing with the main topic.

– You already submitted your application?

– Huh

– Can just anyone qualify?

– But if it’s Mungi, it’ll probably be a free pass, right?

– They probably look at applicants and pick through lottery

– Mungi is famous so he’ll definitely get in, I think

– Yeah

– Famous + Teulta beginner < This is basically like a guaranteed viewer ticket for the tournament

– Having someone like this helps with ratings more than just having Hakkos

– Plus there are tons of people who love watching Mungi in tournaments

– Starting with me

– Me too

– Mungchu

– Mung-ppo *3*

– Deep Mung-ppo =3=

– Mungi Kkeoseu uhh /This viewer has been banned

– Didn’t see much of them during the Japan trip, but now they’re back to regular attendance

– For real lol Did the signal not work in Japan?

“So, um… Just going in headfirst without preparation is too inefficient, you know? I submitted the application but… it’ll be a while before the announcement, and practicing after the announcement comes out would be weird too.”

– That’s true

– So what’s your conclusion?

“I need to find a coach, I need to find a human race coach. Conveniently, there are many former Teulta pros in the Garden.”

– That’s right

– Garden still holds Teulta tournaments frequently

– When tournaments are held, they easily get like 100,000 concurrent viewers

“Then from now on, let me start by finding a master.”

Now, looking for someone to teach me.

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In 【Garden】, there were actually numerous former Teulta pros.

And they too were paying close attention to this Teulta beginner tournament.

You could call it employment, so to speak.

They happened to have nothing to do, and if they took on coaching roles or master roles in the beginner tournament.

It would be good for attracting viewers, and they wouldn’t have to worry about content for a while.

So they were extremely thirsty for these master positions.

But if there was something to worry about, it was that there were way too many former Teulta pros.

I mean, if this were just barely over double digits, I could understand.

But regardless of popularity, there were over twenty of them.

While the big names had job opportunities, the ambiguous mid-tier players always lacked work.

YouTube content about educating ordinary people was already a red ocean.

And battles between pros with donation amounts at stake had only happened once or twice.

Former pros, especially those in ambiguous weight classes, always needed some new opportunity.

There was a reason they paid attention to beginner tournaments.

Therefore.

“Mungi is… looking for a teacher? Terran? You mean Terran?”

News that Mungi, who had risen significantly in rank, was looking for a Teulta Terran teacher spread quickly.

It was thanks to Teulta cuckoos diligently spreading the news to former pros.

“Among the current beginner tournament applicants… isn’t Mungi’s skill level really no joke?”

– Yeah, that’s right

– Lera? There’s Lera too, but she probably already found a teacher

– Usually beginner tournaments pick a lot of women though, they don’t pick men often

– Men are men in their own way, but they’d definitely pick Mungi, right?

– For real, Mungi has good Physical Skills so he’d probably be really good at micro battles

– Since he said Terran, if they just make him practice Invincible Double Barracks over and over, he’d win everything

Generally, beginner tournaments had that cancerous appeal of female streamers.

Women were usually picked more often since they were good for backseat gaming and had entertaining reactions.

But the majority opinion was that Mungi would be a different story.

– Thank you Baebams for the 10,000 won donation.

[ Oh my, I heard Mungi is looking for a Terran teacher ^^ ]

– Thank you Gu Hyeon-cheol for the 10,000 won donation.

[ I’ll take a Number Ticket and wait prettily ]

– Thank you Iron Wall#Jeong Jeong-seong for the 10,000 won donation.

[ Terran means iron wall, iron wall means Jeong Jeong-seong, always looking for students ]

– Thank you Chan Seo-hui 5 for the 10,000 won donation.

[ I also play some Tekken, how about a Tekken match, Munggi? ㅋㅋ I can do lemon water too!!! ]

Most of the former Terran pros rushed to Mungi’s stream.

Mungi was diligently giving Mung Kiss reactions for the 10,000 won donations.

‘This person has controversies, and that person has controversies too, right? Hmm, I really need to find someone with absolutely no controversies.’

He was diligently using his Dual Monitor to search former pros’ profiles through Wiki.

The most crucial thing was ‘having no controversies’.

From major investment scams targeting fans to minor verbal abuse controversies.

Once he found a teacher, he’d have to do joint streams continuously until the tournament ended.

‘Then uploading to YouTube… to avoid unnecessary drama in the comments during that time, I really need to find someone with no controversies.’

He wasn’t hoping for complete purity.

Just mistakes on my level, like boldly turning on the microphone during a concert and spewing obscene words while watching Yeongdo City Hall.

Mungi thought that level would definitely be a pass.

‘There are more than I thought… so many.’

No matter how much he filtered and narrowed it down, he realized it wouldn’t go below 4 people.

Then there was only one method left.

“I’m really grateful that so many people are interested in me. But separately from that, there’s only one sun, and the same goes for masters, right? In that sense, I’ll hold the Mungi’s Master Selection Contest.”

Four people remaining.

Only one person can become the master.

– ?

– ?

– ?

Now we’ll begin the semifinals of the Human Master Selection.

“I’ll put up a generous prize of 500,000 won, and whoever gets 1st place will receive 500,000 won and the chance to become my master. How about it.”

For me, Mungi.

Now kill each other.

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