Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 91
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Don’t I have to go out there again?
The truth is, that’s how subculture business works.
It’s a world where notices about how to wash yourself are posted, making it hard to see only the positive aspects.
Yet despite that, it’s a place you can’t escape from because of the fun you can only feel there.
The charm of a small maid cafe was exactly like that.
It’s centered around regulars, and if those regulars are troublemakers, those times are truly hellish.
But the fun from the other 99 is better than the 1 troublemaker.
So they steadily gather customers and continue their business.
But today.
“Hey, why can’t I! Can’t I get takeout too! Maid! Hey!”
It was particularly bad.
Usually he would touch hands unnecessarily or make them say unpleasant words.
He was playing right on the edge of what could barely be tolerated as troublesome behavior.
“That’s troublesome, customer.”
But what he was showing now.
“I’m not a customer! I’m your master! Talk to me nicely!”
Had completely crossed the line from troublesome to just crude violence.
She wanted to speak firmly and shake him off, but couldn’t bring herself to do it.
She wanted to call the police, but worried that might cause trouble for other people too.
Just as distress continued to show on the faces of the maid cafe employees including Yuka.
“Hey, quiet down and get out.”
The customer Yuka had brought through street business resolved the situation in less than 10 seconds.
Looking at the shop situation, it seemed like they’d been arguing for over 30 minutes.
“…”
The troublemaking customer couldn’t say a word and left the shop with his head hung low.
Of course he left without paying, but that wasn’t important.
He would never be able to return to the shop again.
And following that situation.
“Could I perhaps film here while enjoying some service?”
Permission to film.
“…”
It’s too obvious to say, but.
“Master! Where have you been? You’re just arriving now!”
No one refused.
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“Wait, there was a very brief disturbance just now… but it’s all been cleanly resolved.”
– You’re the one who resolved it
– But Mungi is kinda scary when he gets serious like that sometimes lol
– Agreed
– Please remain our small Mungi
– She’s scary when angry lol
– Ttaranta† But it might be good since it shows a different kind of charm
– Jjining† Mungi oppa, but who goes to Japan so spontaneously like that
– This is Mungi (Hope Edition)
– What’s the Despair Edition?
– Just living in Japan
– ㅠㅠ
Maybe because an NPC-like existence appeared and disappeared just to get filming permission.
I was able to capture the shop’s interior and all the employees on camera.
It seemed like it wouldn’t have been allowed originally, but thanks to that troublesome NPC, we got a really good result.
“Master! Since it’s been so long since you’ve visited, you seem to have forgotten all the rules of our Mervim Mansion! Let me explain them once more!”
And immediately following that was the customer service.
‘Oh, that kind of setting.’
Apparently this place had a mansion setting, and I seemed to be the master who had returned after a long time.
“When you need to call us, please ring the bell placed on the table while shouting ‘Mer-mer’!”
“…Mer-mer?”
“Yes! Like that! And since Master must be tired! We’ve prepared a light menu so you can immediately recover from your travel fatigue!”
After that, a menu was immediately placed on the table.
Normally the maid would go somewhere else after this.
Maybe because of what happened earlier.
‘This is insanely uncomfortable.’
Yuka was smiling brightly next to me, doing close marking.
“Well then… should I pick something from the menu.”
Maybe because of that, while I would normally look at the menu without saying anything.
Since the situation was special now, I ended up muttering to myself.
‘I’m like a light novel protagonist.’
The most disgusting type is the protagonist who has perverted fantasies alone and then hits his own head.
In the current situation, I had the vague thought that I might look like that too.
– But why are all the travel fatigue recovery services paid?
– Hahahahaha
– Master, you’ve returned to the mansion after so long! (Paid service)
– Why do you think the mansion is yours
– Ah, so you are the master but the services are paid?
– Of course, since I’m employed here ㅇㅇ my salary was overdue, so we’re calling it even with this
– Ah that kind of setting
– The authenticity is thorough
– This is right
– Jjining† What’s smile take-out, oppa?
– Jjining This girl really doesn’t know anything
– Hahahahahahaha
– Even while breaking the broadcast flow, it’s such a pure innocent question that it’s so funny
– Asking that now is fucking hilarious lmaooooooo
– So fluffy
But originally, maid cafes are more fun to enjoy when you can endure this kind of magical resistance.
I decided to boldly let go of ‘myself’.
When it’s time to have fun, you should have fun. Being embarrassed and backing out at times like this would be stupid.
“I am, no… I would like then…”
“Yes, Master!”
But this sight of her kneeling down and looking up at me while taking my order was really hard to endure.
Should I say the burden hits you hard with this customer service style you’ve never experienced before.
Moreover, it wasn’t just one person doing this.
As if to show gratitude for kicking out the troublemaker.
Around me, three maids were surrounding me in close formation.
“Dancing and… that, cheki…? I’ll take the Luxurious Rest Set that includes everything.”
“When placing an order, no matter how close I am to you! Please ring the bell and say Mer-mer!”
“…Mer-mer!”
“Yes yes! Order received!”
– Like a soldier thoroughly trained in confirmation kills
– For real
– They are special forces after all
– So you’re saying the maids of Mervim Mansion look like shit?
– Ttaranta† Hmm about that much yeah
I think I heard somewhere that spending a lot of money at maid cafes is amateur behavior.
The real pros just order something like a Lemon Aid and only talk with the maids.
But that’s for people who go often, and for tourists like me, spending generously was better for making memories.
Besides.
“But I knew! Yuka just doesn’t know, but I watched Love Code!”
“Huh? You watched it? How?”
“Among our staff, there’s someone who reeeeeally likes Mungi from Love Code! Her name is Hinako!”
When they’re responding this enthusiastically, ordering just one aid would be a bit much.
“Ah, Hinako… Hinako?”
But then a name I’d heard somewhere came up and I was slightly flustered.
What is it? Where did I hear this? Is it because it’s a common name? No, should I call it a nickname in the first place.
‘Why does it sound familiar.’
That muttering was brief.
“When I told her this news just now, she said she’s coming in a hurry, so she’s probably on her way… When she comes, please look kindly on her, Master! Hinako is a really nice maid!”
“Ah, well, of course. I’m very kind to my fans… I can treat you all the same way.”
“Kyaa! Master is so cool, then let’s take lots of photos later!”
I continued to immerse myself in the setting that I was the mansion owner.
It was cringey, but enjoying RP like this in reality gave me a sense of liberation.
It felt like bringing out desires I would never even think of trying normally.
The conversation itself felt casual, so there wasn’t anything special about it.
But maybe because the situation itself was so special.
“Your Omurice is ready, so shall we do a Magic Spell together so Master can enjoy it even more deliciously?”
“…So you do it, oishiku nare.”
“Let’s give it a try then! First, please make your hands into a heart… shall we do it together? Become delicious! Love love Mervim!”
– Wow
– I don’t think I can handle this?
– Mungi, this is my grave
– It’s not scary, it’s hard
– Real pros are different
– How can she keep doing this with a smile without her expression changing at all
– Mungi sinking
– Mungi with his head down
– As expected, can’t beat a maid
– For real she’s freaking strong
The fun from the Maid Cafe was no joke.
On top of that, I even requested Dance Service while eating, so I watched dancing while eating Omurice.
When I was mostly done eating, I requested Feeding Service for snacks and even tried the ‘ahh’.
“I think my brain is melting, this place might be heaven.”
I could feel my brain gradually getting pickled by the maid.
And as that situation continued.
“I-Is Mungi-san really here?!”
Someone burst through the door.
She looked around with an extremely excited tone, then as she was entering the cafe, our eyes met directly.
“Huh?”
“Eh?”
“That airport… person? Hinako? Ah, Hinako! Tier 2 subscriber!”
“Mungi-san!!!”
I reunited with my Tier 2 subscriber I had met at the airport.
Wait, no wonder the name was familiar, she even worked part-time at a Maid Cafe?
“We meet again here! Fate, fate! Ehehe!”
“Wow, no really… can such a coincidence happen?”
Out of all those many Akihabara Maid Cafes, I meet my fan again whom I met on my first day entering Japan?
And in a customer-employee relationship at that? This was truly an incredible coincidence.
Impossible odds.
I was so shocked that I jumped up from my seat.
“No way, wow…”
“Mungi-san! When are you returning to Korea? I was hoping to see you again sometime… and now like this…!”
“I was planning to leave tomorrow morning or afternoon…”
“Master, please speak casually! No wait, this won’t do! Let me go change into my uniform!”
Hinako rushed off to change into her maid outfit and came back to have a long conversation with me.
Hinako seemed to be quite a popular maid, and when she welcomed me so enthusiastically, the maid cafe atmosphere became even more lively.
Completely opposite to the usual flow of eating something appropriate, taking photos, and leaving.
“We’re having a company dinner today, join us! Just casually, just one beer!”
“Is that really okay? I mean, am I not intruding for no reason?”
“It’s fine! Really no problem at all!”
I ended up having fun until closing time, eating dinner together, and even drinking alcohol.
By the way, I paid the bill.
‘Everyone here normally doesn’t appear on broadcasts, but they allowed filming even during a private drinking session.’
They answered all sorts of questions during the drinking session too.
– But what’s your reason for working at a maid cafe?
“Because the uniform is pretty! And Mervim is really a good maid cafe! Um… it’s a bit sensitive, but the income isn’t bad either!”
“Eh, Hinako-san! If you say that, won’t Mervim become too popular?”
“Hehe, Yuka it’s okay, we’re picky about people anyway.”
“Right, right!”
They even answered the viewers’ questions, so it was naturally right for me to pay the bill.
Besides.
‘I ate about 10 people’s worth by myself, so it can’t be helped.’
Even if you combined what everyone else ate, it didn’t even amount to half of what I consumed.
Going Dutch would have been an extremely ridiculous and nonsensical situation.
“Mungi-san, really… wow… really twice like this… this is my Talk ID! When you come to Japan later, no… regularly! Contact me again when you get the chance!”
“I’d love to, thank you for treating me so well.”
“If I can hang out with Mungi-san like this, this much is just light!”
It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that most of the drinking session was just Hinako and me drinking together.
Starting from the story about saving her from a troublesome customer, we continued to have fun and chat.
Even more.
“Mungi-san! Please contact me again when you come to Japan!”
“Ah, of course. See you later, Hinako.”
“Yes yes yes!!!”
Hinako even came out to see me off at the departure location.
It became a moment that made me think this is what true fan devotion looks like.
And so I returned to Korea with lots of good memories from Japan.
“Ah, I’m taking a break from broadcasting on the day I return, let me rest a bit too.”
– Crazy bastard
– You’re saying that right before boarding the plane?
– You’re really mean
– What trash
– Turn on your broadcast tomorrow too!!!!!!
– Our Geummungeo died by the pond because of you, when will you take responsibility?
– Mungi Kkeoseu uhheureuheuheuh /This viewer has been banned
– They were quiet yesterday but came back again today
– Does it take time to create an account?
– But the ban wasn’t a permanent ban in the first place, right? They come too often
– Ta-da-da† Not a permanent ban ㅇㅇ
– Oh
– Now I’m starting to understand
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The evening of the second day since coming to Korea.
“…Ha, the happy time with the maids I felt yesterday… from the cafe to the drinking session, I can’t forget it.”
– Crazy bastard
– I’ll kill you
– I’ll mung you
– That reality check expression as soon as you turned on the broadcast is so annoying
– Broadcast properly Mungiiiii!
“It’s a joke, a joke. It’s not like I would do that for fun and lose interest in broadcasting.”
– For real
– Even if you appear on public broadcasting later, this is your home base, never forget that
– Mungi, you’re a Partner Streamer now!!!!!!
– Broadcast diligently!
After having a light WWE session with the usual viewers.
“I’d like to do a review broadcast, but writing review posts is really annoying… and it’ll be uploaded separately on daily Mung-tube anyway.”
– So what are you going to do
– That’s the stance you take when you’re about to say something
– Isn’t that the Mung Kiss stance?
– Mung Kiss *3*
– Deep Mung Kiss =3=
I immediately got to the point.
“There really aren’t any games to play these days, so I was worried a lot about what to do… But I found another amazing game.”
– Say it quickly
– What is it that you’re building up suspense like this
“Garden, beginner, Teulta tournament… was held, shouldn’t I participate?”
As a Game Broadcasting streamer, wouldn’t it be wrong not to try this folk game once?
Of course I couldn’t compete at the highest level, but a beginner tournament was a different story.
“I declare. I, Mungi, will participate in the Teulta beginner tournament.”
Teulta master Mungi, deploying.
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