I’m an Unknown Actress, But Everyone Knows Me - Chapter 237
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Chapter 237
“I naturally thought it was expected to perform beyond my assigned role!”
It was a mechanical answer.
“I believe an internship is a position for learning, but also a position where you take responsibility for your full share within the organization!”
Jinjoo, speaking exactly what she had learned at the internship academy, had placed both hands on her hips before she knew it.
She wasn’t trembling. She wasn’t nervous either.
Because she had become someone who could handle her full share alone. Because she no longer needed to grow by asking others questions.
-Ms. Jin Jinjoo.
The mechanical voice called Jinjoo’s name.
-You have passed.
Once again, the lights went out on the stage.
Whirr- whirr- whirr- whirr-. The sound of a printer could be heard. When the lights came back on, the stage had somehow become a workplace.
‘Wow, my PTSD is kicking in…’
Shin Rookie, who had been watching the play, clenched his fists as he watched Jin Jinjoo, who seemed like a perfect copy-paste of his own life from not long ago.
Before long, the play was racing toward its end. The audience’s laughter gradually grew heavier.
Everyone had started watching without any particular thoughts, but gradually came to face reality. Even when they laughed, it didn’t feel like real laughter.
As if to show what black comedy truly was, Jin Jinjoo’s work life began.
“Jinjoo, I think the copier paper is jammed!”
“Yes!”
Jin Jinjoo quickly walked off stage. Click-clack, the sound of her handling the copier could be heard.
“Eun Ji. You never refill the copier paper when it runs out, do you? Same with the ink.”
“I’m sorry. Could you please tell me where the ink is…?”
“You don’t even know that?”
“I’ve never learned it before…”
“You have to do it even if you haven’t learned! Ugh.”
Unlike Jin Jinjoo, the intern colleague was being scolded. From far away, as if for everyone to hear, Jin Jinjoo shouted.
“Last week, average ink consumption decreased by 27%! Replacement time is next Tuesday!”
Jin Jinjoo wasn’t like an intern, but rather like a part of the company. As if to show off to the dejected intern colleague, Jin Jinjoo came running back in.
“It’s done!”
“Good. Well done. How nice that you do well without being taught?”
Jin Jinjoo placed her hands on her hips like the internship academy assistant instructor. In contrast, the intern colleague had become dejected like Jinjoo had been at the beginning.
“File naming?”
“Following the ‘Date_Project Name_Meeting Minutes_’ rule!”
“Outlook calendar schedule sharing?”
“Create meeting schedule and share with entire team calendar!”
“Print margins?”
“Paper size A4! Top and bottom 25.4mm, left 30mm, right 20mm! Font Malgun Gothic! Title 14pt, subtitle 12pt, body text 11pt!!”
“My coffee preference?”
“Usually iced americano, on rainy days caramel macchiato with double syrup!”
Clap clap clap-. The supervisor applauded. That too was a precise movement.
“We should only hire interns like this, where on earth… tsk.”
Then he turned around sharply and walked away. When the supervisor disappeared, the timid intern colleague spoke to Jinjoo.
“How do you do so well on your own without being taught? Do you attend some kind of academy…?”
It was a joke mixed with humor for conversation between colleagues, but Jinjoo stared intently at the intern colleague.
“Sigh…”
Then she sighed. As if asking how could you not know even this.
“Yes…?”
To the colleague who was flustered by such a reaction, Jinjoo showed a stiff smile.
“Anyway, I’m envious. I wish I could do as well as you, Jinjoo. Getting older seems easy, but becoming an adult seems so difficult.”
At the intern colleague’s lament, Jin Jinjoo remained still. She didn’t respond.
Whenever situations arose that were outside what she had learned at the internship academy, Jin Jinjoo would just stand still like this.
It was because of the teaching that staying still gets you halfway there. Don’t help anyone. To do your full share, you must focus only on your own portion.
“How to do company work, how to handle relationships with people… it would be nice if someone could teach us. Right?”
Ring ring ring ring- ring-.
Suddenly a cell phone rang. Jin Jinjoo took out her phone from her pocket.
“Oh? Then I should go-.”
It was an avoidance method learned at the Intern Academy’s Academy’s Academy. The lights went out on stage, and only a corner on the left was illuminated.
“I almost got in big trouble if I hadn’t attended the Intern Academy’s Academy’s Academy. Phew…”
Jin Jinjoo wiped the sweat flowing down her forehead.
“This isn’t the time for this. To become a full-time employee from an intern, I need to attend a full-time employee academy too. And what other academy do I need to attend? What else do I need to do?”
Jin Jinjoo’s monologue continued. No audience member was laughing.
“Ah! I need to get my own house before forty, and become part of the FIRE movement to enjoy financial freedom. Otherwise, I can’t do my full share in society. Who doesn’t have at least one house in Seoul these days? And who struggles desperately to make money even when they’re old? Then you can’t even do your full share. What’s a full share! I can’t even do 1.5 shares.”
Jinjoo spun around in place. Unlike her anxious voice, her stomping footsteps were precise.
“Ah, what should I do! I absolutely can’t do it alone! I don’t know! I still can’t even do my full share!”
Jin Jinjoo plopped down and crouched on the spot.
“Don’t try to- do two shares- let’s do at least- one share well-. Don’t be greedy for- two shares- let’s accomplish- at least one share-.”
That’s when it happened. Once again, the internship academy assistant instructor appeared.
This time she ceaselessly scattered flyers from her hands. Jin Jinjoo, whose mind snapped to attention at that voice, crawled on the floor. To pick up the flyers.
“You who haven’t saved a single penny! What do you think the problem is? The problem is your blank sheet of a life.”
A social newcomer who had just become an intern couldn’t possibly have any savings. But the assistant instructor blamed that problem on Jin Jinjoo.
Flash-! A light came on in the center of the stage. Geum Bitkang, who had been hiding by the stage equipment, was illuminated.
“People who don’t know what to learn, how to learn it, or where to learn it cannot do their full share in this society. We’ll create a life where you can handle everything well on your own!”
She scolded youth with a booming voice. As if to tell them that you are the problem, not society.
“Right… I need to create a life where I can handle everything well on my own!”
Jin Jinjoo, who had grabbed the flyer and jumped up, shouted as if making a resolution.
“First, academy, let’s go to an academy!”
Her tone, as if everything was now settled, was like that of a fanatic. The lights went out. The stage was in darkness. The same voice from the opening flowed out. It was a stiff mechanical voice.
-We are not grateful for your work thus far. We inform you of the results for full-time employee conversion.
But the tone had changed. It was clearly mocking Jinjoo.
-It is because you, the applicant, are lacking and insufficient. It is the company’s desire to welcome more useful people. Please work harder to grow into a human being who can do their full share and serve many people…
Silence flowed. No one could laugh. It seemed to show the dark reality ahead. Even though the play had ended, it seemed to say that our dark tomorrow starts from here.
Clap clap clap clap-.
Someone’s weak applause could be heard. Starting with that, applause could be heard from here and there.
The gestures of the clapping audience members carried bitterness. It was because what 【Intern Academy’s Academy’s Academy】 wanted to show had stuck in their minds.
The lights came on stage, and the actors appeared. They came forward one by one and waved their hands. Gradually the applause grew louder.
It wasn’t the weak applause that had flowed over the darkened stage just moments before.
When Han Yeoreum stepped forward and bowed her head, applause of a completely different dimension from what had been heard before flowed out.
It wasn’t simply praise for a rookie actor who had properly presented a play.
It was comfort as if dedicated to another version of themselves, saying they had endured well during their time as Jin Jinjoo, that they had really worked hard. And it was encouragement for themselves who were currently going through Jin Jinjoo’s time.
Warm applause rang out, each person carrying their own emotions.
【Intern Academy’s Academy’s Academy】 received favorable reviews from the first day. Seonwoo Seonuk substituted his review with this single sentence.
Our dreary youth unfolding in an old theater.
Tickets began selling out completely.
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