I'm a Goddess to Be Devoured by the Protagonist - Chapter 35
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Episode 35
He stopped short.
Sirius suddenly halted mid-stride. His posture had turned unnatural.
Thwack!
Sirius clutched at the spot where the pillow had struck him, wincing in pain.
[The Listener of Desires Drawing Diagonal Lines urges you to use a skill at once!]
Stop taking hits and use your Barrier! I gave it to you!
-I was trying to. But my body won’t… listen to me.
I didn’t know why, but this was serious. Sirius wasn’t even managing the formal speech he always used.
-That… pillow is strange, sir.
A flying pillow is certainly odd.
Wait—could he mean something else? Does Sirius actually want to kiss the pillow?
Strange. That can’t be right. In the original story, everything went fine.
[The Listener of Desires Drawing Diagonal Lines asks if you also want to kiss the pillow.]
-…….
Why aren’t you answering? Do you really want to kiss the pillow?
-That’s all right. I can endure it.
[The Listener of Desires Drawing Diagonal Lines says that’s a relief, then.]
Those pillows deserved their names—they were like succubi and incubi, luring people into temptation.
Boom!
The pillow burst apart under Sirius’s blade. Scraps of torn fabric fluttered down and scattered pitifully across the floor.
Just then, a man rushed into the dungeon and hurried straight toward Sirius.
-My lover! You killed my lover!
And with that, he grabbed Sirius by the collar without warning.
Sirius stood motionless as a stone, while the fabric of his shirt around the neck stretched and contracted like mozzarella cheese.
Hey now, this is expensive clothing!
Of course, even if it had been cheap, you shouldn’t just go around grabbing people by the collar like that.
-That’s not so. I defeated a pillow.
-What are you talking about! Look! My lover is lying right there!
The man pointed directly at a pillow fragment. It seemed he was seeing it as his lover.
-You appear to be experiencing a hallucination.
Besides, had that man ever actually had a real lover in the first place? He seemed violent and had an awful temperament.
[Quest]
[Question this man about whether he truly has a lover.]
[Quest Success Reward: Bread ×1]
-Do you truly have a lover?
-What?
-Really?
Sirius’s gaze bore into the man’s eyes with piercing intensity.
-What does your lover look like?
-Well…….
-Since you mistook that hallucination for a lover, you won’t be able to describe them in detail.
-I…….
-If what you saw wasn’t a hallucination, you should be able to explain it well.
-I…….
-Then please describe them for me.
-Waaaahhh!
Under Sirius’s relentless barrage of questions, the man burst into tears. Unfortunately, it was a pathetic sight to behold.
Even our Vega doesn’t cry like that.
-Fine! I’ve never had a lover—not once in my entire life!
-I see.
-So the hallucination was all I had to look forward to, and you ruined it! You ruined everything!
And he was blaming Sirius for it. We’d only defeated a monster.
With a personality like that, it seemed he’d never have a real lover as long as he lived.
[Quest Success! Your reward has been granted!]
[Bread ×1]
I can’t stomach watching this any longer. I should escort the man out of the dungeon.
[Quest]
[Guide the man out of the dungeon.]
[Quest Success Reward: Bread ×1]
Once you let me out of the Dungeon, I can find my way home, right?
This place is dangerous. You should leave.
Huh-huh-huh! But I haven’t finished my story yet……
[Mission Success! Reward granted!]
[Bread ×1]
Once the man had been sent out, the pillows that had hung suspended in mid-air resumed their assault. His appearance itself seemed to have been a form of Mental Attack.
Fortunately, Sirius had regained his composure and sliced through the pillows without hesitation.
As we ventured deeper into the Dungeon, a winged Heart Pillow came into view. Such a grotesque thing could hardly exist.
One look at its unusual appearance made it clear—this was the boss monster of the place.
Flutter.
The Heart Pillow’s wings fluttered gently, like a dark sorcerer casting a hypnotic spell.
Ugh.
Sirius began to sway.
[The Listener of Desires Drawing Diagonal Lines grows alarmed.]
What’s happening?
I couldn’t tell what Sirius was looking at, which frustrated me. On my screen, there was nothing but the winged dark sorcerer Heart Pillow.
Sirius’s gaze remained fixed on the pillow.
What if he just didn’t look at it?
[The Listener of Desires Drawing Diagonal Lines asks if you could fight with your eyes closed.]
It’s pulling at my gaze, he said.
Thud.
Sirius’s knees struck the ground.
Thwack! Thwack!
What followed was a fierce pillow skirmish. The flying pillow’s attacks struck Sirius hard.
Each impact left dark bruises blooming across his exposed skin.
Sirius began muttering something. Straining to hear, I caught the word “fake.”
I don’t know anything, he said.
I couldn’t make sense of what that sentence meant.
Burst!
The Heart Pillow exploded in an instant under Sirius’s sword, infused with his aura.
Flutter-flutter.
Something fluttered toward Sirius.
[Companion’s Feather]
[You can summon a companion.]
It was the kind of pet-summoning item you often found in games.
[Item ‘Companion’s Feather’ has been used.]
The creature that appeared was a White Raven.
Coo-coo.
That’s odd.
Ravens don’t coo like that. Cooing is what pigeons do.
Either way, it looks like a raven, so it should be fine, right?
* * *
The village elder called out to Sirius.
Thank you for ridding our village of the Dungeon, young man. Now we won’t have to live in fear of it rupturing.
I only did what needed to be done, Sirius replied.
And those strange creatures who kept kissing the pillows have returned, the elder continued.
I’m glad to hear it.
By the way, do you know? I heard that the flying pillow’s Mental Attack doesn’t work on people who have no one they love. You had no one either, I suppose? Is that why you conquered the Dungeon so easily?
Wait. Does that mean Sirius…… has someone he loves?
The pillow’s attack had gotten through to him a little, after all.
Sirius’s expression hardened at the old man’s words.
Surely not. Surely not.
[The Listener of Desires Drawing Diagonal Lines’s eyes sparkle with curiosity.]
Was a romance about to bloom that didn’t exist in the original?
It doesn’t affect other emotions? Sirius asked.
Who knows. That’s beyond me, the elder shrugged.
[The Listener of Desires Drawing Diagonal Lines sighs with disappointment.]
Right. Romance in this desolate, wretched tale. As if.
Sirius must have just stiffened at hearing such an absurd notion.
Sirius bid the elder farewell and made his way to the Inn where Vega was waiting.
-I asked you not to get hurt…
-I’m sorry.
-Sigh.
Vega began to sniffle as she looked at Sirius’s arm, bruised all over.
-I’m even more sorry. It’s not that you’re clumsy, Sirius. The monsters are the ones who are bad.
Even as she spoke, her hands worked deftly, administering treatment. The bruises vanished in an instant.
-Vega. You needn’t grieve so much.
-But… I still can’t get used to it.
-And yet Vega has the power to heal me, does she not?
At Sirius’s crisp but gentle words, Vega’s weeping began to subside.
-I’m fortunate to have a healing ability.
Vega let out a small laugh. Tears still clung to her eyes, but she looked happy.
* * *
“That’s right. Strike down harder like that.”
“Yes.”
Seungryija was teaching me the Greatsword Technique.
I trained while thinking of Sirius—of him pressing forward earnestly in a world that might crumble at any moment.
This swordcraft might be useful someday too.
Recently, I’d grown skillful with my Divine Power. I could now strike hard enough that I no longer shattered the Baking Set.
“You have a talent for handling weapons. We could already spar.”
“We agreed not to today.”
“Right. True. But what a shame. How about we reconsider?”
“I’d rather not.”
“Tsk.”
Seungryija clicked his tongue, regretful at my obstinate refusal.
* * *
The Dungeon we were to venture into next was located in the Burned Forest.
-I’ll be waiting. Please try not to get hurt.
-Understood.
Sirius set the Carriage near the fractured Rift and headed into the Dungeon.
Inside was a Labyrinth. Stone walls about three meters high formed a maze pattern, and because the top was open, we could see the cavern-like interior of the Dungeon above.
This place had not only the maze but also difficult puzzles scattered throughout, taking three full days to clear properly.
But there was a faster way to get through it.
[You have used the item ‘Companion’s Feather’.]
-Coo-coo.
The White Raven, still possessed of an oddly warped cry, appeared. It took flight above the maze.
At the deepest part of the maze lay a Master Key that could bypass every puzzle. Originally it was meant to make retreat easy, but everything changed once you had a pet that could fly.
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