Grab the Regressor by the Collar and Debut - Chapter 338

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338. Strike First, Strike Hard (5)
【Q. Which member made the most memorable first impression?】
【Ha-jin: Crimson Magnolia (Si-woo). He’s quite handsome.】
【Si-woo: Strawberry Milk Boy (Ha-jin)? I’d like to get closer to him.】
【Two members who pointed to each other in the first impression interview….】
【So what were the results of their first impression partner match?】
【Ha-jin: I’ll be choosing Moonlight Boy (Ha-ru).】
【Si-woo: My choice is…. Cherry Lip Balm (Tae-hyun).】
【Tae-hyun: (Thinking about who Cherry Lip Balm was)】
【Tae-hyun: Ah…! Me? (Realizing it was him)】
【Q. …Your choice was different from the first impression interview?】
【Ha-jin: Well, people’s hearts change, don’t they?】
【Si-woo: I don’t know why. (Laughs)】
Kairos’s first partner match was unfolding anything but smoothly, driven by two eldest members who were deeply committed to their concepts. Ha-jin, who had deliberately decided to play the role of a catalyst, and Si-woo, who simply chose whatever seemed most entertaining in the moment, bounced around unpredictably like rubber balls throughout.
What was interesting, however, was that the other members proved to be far from easy targets either.
【???: Wait…!】
【An objection suddenly heard from somewhere】
【Eun-chan: I’d also like to choose Moonlight Boy!】
【Ha-jin: Ha, I knew it. Nothing’s ever simple.】
【Eun-chan: Let’s duel, hyung.】
【Ha-jin: I accept, dongsaeng.】
【Ha-ru: (Eyes widening in shock)】
【The bonds of friendship beginning to crack from the start】
【Tae-hyun: No, but I was going to pick Do-ha’s… No, no. What am I saying, World Rank 1… the best… I was trying to pick him?】
【Si-woo: !!!】
【Si-woo: …Not me?】
【Tae-hyun: Since World Rank 1 seems like he’d be even better at games….】
【Si-woo: ….】
【Cherry Lip Balm choosing physicality over visuals】
【Q. You seemed quite shocked by Cherry Lip Balm’s choice?】
【Si-woo: ….】
【Si-woo: It’s been a while since I made the first offer and didn’t get chosen….】
【Si-woo: …It’s fun.】
With the gold ring-blinded Yoo Gun joining in, and Do-ha, who seemed to actually like the World Rank 1 concept more than expected, the Kairos partner matching was descending into pure chaos itself.
[Real-time Kairos Partner Matching Status lololololololol]
First Impression Matching
Ha-jin > Ha-ru
Si-woo > Tae-hyun
Do-ha > Tae-hyun
Tae-hyun > Do-ha
Yoo Gun > Do-ha
Eun-chan > Ha-ru
Ha-ru > Eun-chan
Everyone except Do-ha-Tae-hyun and Eun-chan-Ha-ru got absolutely wrecked lolololololololol
So we ended up doing a ladder draw and got Ha-jin-Yoo Gun, and Jeong Si-u was so shocked he couldn’t believe this humiliation was happening for the first time lololololololololololololololol
– Jeong Si-u really seems genuinely shocked, I can’t even laugh… thinking about how this is the first rejection this man has ever experienced in his life…
– Kang Ha-jin and Lee Yu-gun became partners and they’re both so visibly uncomfortable lololololololololololol the ultimate otaku and ultimate muggle combo lololololololololol
– I haven’t watched it yet, is this the final pairing???
└ Nah they get time to recognize each other as partners and then they swap partners again lololololol
Bad Kids
@BaddieKiz
Are they seriously insane?
Kairos partner swap
They’re doing it by putting notes in mailboxes
But the kids are preventing each other from putting notes in
Are you doing circus tricks with a mailbox? Is that right?
(Ha-jin kicking Si-woo’s mailbox and sending it flying far away.mp4)
(Do-ha throwing Tae-hyun’s mailbox onto the set and Yoo Gun snatching it back.mp4)
(Si-woo and Tae-hyun wrestling in front of Ha-ru’s mailbox.mp4)
(Eun-chan looking confused in the chaos of the set saying “the hyungs seem crazy”.mp4)
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Kang Ha-di
@kang_HD
Kang Ha-jin only uses his feet this well in moments like this
Bad Kids
@BaddieKiz
Are they seriously insane?
Kairos partner swap
….
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@ppyoppyoS2
Meanwhile our Ha-ru…
After thinking about it, while the hyungs were making a racket
I secretly put a note in Eun-chan’s older brother’s mailbox…
(Close-up of Ha-ru putting a note into Eun-chan’s mailbox.jpg)
Bad Kids
@BaddieKiz
Are they seriously insane?
Kairos partner swap
….
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[Ha, my head hurts from laughing so hardㅠㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ]
I knew the kids were close, but I’m losing it seeing them actually plan to mess with each other like this for the first time lolololololololol When Si-woo and Tae-hyun play their “catch me if you can” game, I thought I was gonna pass out lololololololololololol
– Catch me if you can????? What on earth is happening I can’t even watch this ugh
Tae-hyun snatched Si-woo’s note and ran off, so Si-woo chased after him at full speed lolololol
└ ? Seo Tae-hyun runs 100m in 18 seconds
That’s why lolololololololololol
Got caught in less than 3 seconds lol
– And the hyungs’ hearts are so soft that when they think the younger members won’t get picked, they subtly change the matching results… isn’t that so sweet… they seem a bit mischievous but they’re really warm-hearted hyungs…
└ The problem is that the younger members are suffering greatly because of that mischievousness…
As the roughly thirty-minute self-cam content hurtled toward its conclusion, it spiraled deeper into chaos.
The members searched desperately for their partners—some to earn pure gold, others to avoid the Jeju Island penalty. Though the Jeju Island penalty would ultimately be decided by the final matching, no one could afford to relax.
During the allotted ten minutes of conversation, matched partners had to decide whether to maintain the pairing for the next round or switch.
Additionally, the member left alone was given the opportunity to speak with one person from each of the three teams for five minutes each, transforming this tumultuous partner matching into an increasingly fierce game of politics.
【Do-ha: So… I think the phrases written on the capsules might be some kind of hint….】
【A door suddenly opens during the conversation?】
【Do-ha: …?】
【Eun-chan: What, what is it.】
【Si-woo: Baby, let’s go!】
【Do-ha: …that’s a different genre though?】
【The red magnolia decided to use their five-minute conversation time with the world’s number one!】
The Today’s Kairos production team had stripped away all the scenes from the teaser and crammed them into the edit. It was evident how much effort they’d invested in creating dense, snappy editing.
– But there’s not much time left, will it really end like this?
– I think there’ll be a part 2… there are way too many unresolved plot threads
– Are they really just ending it after deciding on partners????
The playback bar on the timeline had already passed two-thirds of the way through.
The members were now exchanging situational comedy sketches—whether concept or genuine, no one could tell—while making transfer partnerships that rivaled a nature documentary. There were moments when they played games or completed missions by pairing to earn snacks for conversation time, but the editing glossed over most of these sections as if they weren’t particularly important to the overall flow.
Yet even with this, the content was substantial enough that most Destiny fans were contentedly waiting for the final ending scene….
【Ha-jin: ….】
【That strawberry milk-flavored guy carefully choosing his five-minute conversation partner】
Ha-jin, who had become solo this round after Do-ha’s betrayal of their previous alliance, was shown sitting inside the tent reserved for the lone member, seemingly deliberating over something carefully.
【Ha-jin: …I’ve decided.】
【Ha-jin: I’ll go with Si-woo hyung.】
Ha-jin, who had by now forgotten even the setting that he had a nickname, chose Si-woo as his next conversation partner. Unlike the playful demeanor from moments before, his eyes held that sharp, penetrating gleam that often appeared when he was deep in thought or concentrating.
Shortly after, Si-woo, who had been paired with Eun-chan, stepped into Ha-jin’s tent.
【Si-woo: You picked me this round?】
【Ha-jin: Yes. Why?】
【Si-woo: Hmm…. I thought you’d pick Do-ha or Ha-ru, so it’s unexpected.】
Kang Ha-jin and Jeong Si-u had been edited throughout the self-cam from start to finish as having a subtle relationship—probing each other only in interviews, ultimately never choosing one another. The production team had framed their meaningful conversation as an extension of that same psychological tension.
【Ha-jin: We don’t have much time, so let me get straight to the point.】
The playful atmosphere of the partner-matching game shifted dramatically the moment Ha-jin leaned toward Si-woo and opened his mouth.
【Ha-jin: Are you the male lead?】
【Si-woo: We’re all male leads, aren’t we? They said so on the broadcast earlier.】
【Ha-jin: …Come on. Why are you like this?】
The sweet and intense BGM transformed instantly into a thriller’s tense orchestral score. The camera angles zooming in on Ha-jin and Si-woo’s expressions felt like something out of a drama.
【Ha-jin: When did they say on the broadcast that we were ‘male leads’?】
【Ha-jin: …They just said ‘protagonist.’】
At that moment, the screen rewound with a rewind effect, returning to the very beginning.
Back to when the members awoke from their memory loss and heard the initial guidance announcement.
-You’ve crash-landed in a parallel world whose name is unknown….
-Dear protagonists.
-Dear protagonists.
-Dear protagonists.
(….)
Behind that guidance broadcast screen—which had never explicitly stated “male protagonist”—Si-woo, who had been staring at the floor lost in thought, slowly lifted his gaze to meet Ha-jin’s. Ha-jin caught that look and raised an eyebrow.
【Ha-jin: You noticed too, didn’t you? Let’s be honest now.】
Ha-jin grinned with amusement, his lips curling upward, and pulled something from his pocket, sliding it across the table. At first, he placed it face-down, but then he looked up at Si-woo and flipped the card over.
【Ha-jin’s role is ‘the male lead’s first love.’】
【Find the partner that matches you and board the capsule heading to the correct world.】
The text on the card was magnified on screen.
As Jeong Si-u and Kang Ha-jin’s gazes crossed, the BGM surged toward its climax.
【Ha-jin: I’m the male lead’s first love.】
【Ha-jin: Are you the male lead?】
With Ha-jin’s confident question to Si-woo, the ending credits for Today’s Kairos Season 2 Episode 1 appeared.
– ????
– What?
– What is this?
– What…?
Whether aware of the confused comments flooding in or not, the episode title that everyone had momentarily forgotten appeared on screen as the ending song concluded.
【Today’s Kairos S2 EP.01】
【The Case of the Missing First Love (Part 1) Fin.】
It was the perfect ending—one that shattered the already-heated timeline.

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