Grab the Regressor by the Collar and Debut - Chapter 336

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336. Strike First, Win Always (3)
【Today’s Kairos Season 2 Finally Returns】
【The Highly Anticipated First Episode Is…!?】
The thirty-second teaser was anything but ordinary from the very start.
【※Brief Notice※】
【※While our production team continuously strives to protect the rights and dignity of our idols, we must inform you that we were unable to manage the members’ uncooperative and reckless behavior.】
Behind the ominous caption, the members’ screams, shock, collapse, and hysterical laughter flashed by like highlights in rapid succession. The chaotic scenes passed so quickly that one couldn’t even process what was happening before a click sound signaled a transition, revealing a beautifully refined studio brimming with elegant lilac hues.
You and I, and us~
Together, we can understand~
【A studio where the excitement of spring has bloomed in full…】
The OST of a classic romance film that once captivated audiences suddenly shifted into a comical variation. Simultaneously, a different scene burst onto the screen.
【Si-woo: Baby, let’s go!】
【Do-ha: (Eyes widening in shock)】
【Do-ha: …That’s a completely different genre, isn’t it?】
【…An Outrageous Melodramatic Romance Arrives!?】
Jeong Si-u, dressed in a bizarre Hawaiian shirt of unknown origin, forcefully grabbed Lee Do-ha’s hand—a hand twice the size of his own body.
Before anyone could properly comprehend the situation, scenes rapidly flashed by accompanied by a melodramatic drama OST.
【Eun-chan: How long have you been waiting, hyung?】
【Ha-jin: About a minute…?】
【Eun-chan: Ah, don’t lie. It wasn’t that long.】
【Ha-jin: …While the camera director filled two 128GB SD cards.】
【Eun-chan: Wh… what↗?】
【Ha-jin: It’s fine. For a wait like that… I could endure twelve more times just to see you.】
【Eun-chan: Y… yes?】
【What Has Kairos Become?】
【Yoo Gun: Seo Tae-hyun, you choose. Me or Dan Ha-ru.】
【Tae-hyun: Ah, what choice is there, the choice is…】
【Ha-ru: (Turning away with a wounded expression)】
【Tae-hyun: No, Ha-ru! Ah, this is driving me crazy.】
【Tangled Threads of Love】
【Do-ha: …I’m not sure, it’s confusing.】
【Ha-jin: I’ve made up my mind. It seems like Do-ha.】
【Si-woo: Well… right now, I’m drawn to Ha-jin?】
【Tae-hyun: I’m thinking of having a talk with Si-woo hyung.】
【Where Do Their Hearts Truly Lead!?】
Scenes that looked like a lovers’ quarrel flashed past rapidly.
Next, Dan Ha-ru appeared in a dark hallway, carefully unfolding a black note.
【Ha-ru: …You are (beep-)…?】
【And… The Truth Revealed!】
Members then collided with and embraced one another in what appeared to be a chase sequence, rapidly cross-cut to heighten the tension.
The overwhelming BGM faded the moment the emotional crescendo reached its peak, and the screen then displayed a cinematic scene: Ha-jin fleeing from someone, grabbing another person’s hand and ducking into a hallway where no camera had been installed.
【Ha-jin: It’s okay, it’s me.】
Only the security camera feed of the empty hallway slowly zoomed in, Ha-jin’s voice layered beneath the subtitles.
【Ha-jin: …I’m your first love.】
【Today’s Kairos S2 EP.01 The Missing First Love Case】
The episode title appeared over the blackened screen.
For reference, the main episode’s release time was….
【20XX.05.01 11:00PM】
Approximately three hours from now, when the teaser had been uploaded.
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Kang Dae-jang
@strongjin
The OCA production team is absolutely insane
So right now they took Kairos and
turned it into this crazy mixed-up mess with
couples swapping and solo people returning from hell and siblings
and they’re filming this absurd program
and they’re releasing it not 3 days later
but 3 hours later man this is wild
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After the teaser dropped, the timeline naturally erupted in flames.
Accounts that had been locked away, accounts that had abandoned their homes—everyone returned, buzzing with anticipation at the sense that something massive was coming.
Rossy Day
@rossy_1017
A leader who understands the indie aesthetic suspiciously well
The oldest brother filming a completely different genre alone
The second brother pointing out to that oldest brother that this isn’t his genre
What on earth has happened to our group’s hyung line
(Kang Ha-jin-Jeong Si-u-Lee Do-ha teaser screenshot.jpg)
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Reason Gun
@2uuu_gunn2
What is this
What is this
What exactly is this OCA
Why are our group’s official anti-fans, the third-years,
grabbing each other by the collar saying “it’s me, it’s you”
(Yoo Gun and Tae-hyun in standoff, glaring at each other screenshot.jpg)
– Oh, how long are you waiting for 3 hours? I’m really really curious.
– Guys I just ordered chicken I’m gonna eat it while watching OCA
└ If you ordered it now, I’d finish it all before OCA starts.
└ Shh. Be quiet, cute little kitten. (winks)
– The kids are still half out of it, which is reassuring. They look fine. Just a normal Kairos.
– Wait, did only I catch that parody of Kang Ha-jin’s famous line? How the hell does he even know that?
Following the unconventional music video and title track, the members’ own content dropped in rapid succession.
As if the silence up until now had been a buildup for this moment, talk of Kairos flooded across SNS, online communities, AiTube, and every other platform. Even the Destiny fans who had been holding back out of consideration for individual supporters found their voices again, riding this wave of momentum.
The evidence of this buzz didn’t take long to materialize.
[OMG our MV is #4 on trending!]
The self-produced content teaser already has over 300k views lolololol
How many times are you guys watching this lololololol
– Right now 7k people are waiting for OCA’s premiere. Are you crazy? There’s still 3 hours left.
– I’m also streaming while waiting for Choi Gong. Haha. When will 11 o’clock come? ㅠㅠㅠㅜㅜ
No music show appearances, no live streams on comeback day.
The Destiny fans didn’t even have time to dwell on their accumulated longing and frustration before throwing themselves into the wave of teasers. The decision to release this content immediately on comeback day was precisely calculated for this effect.
[Honestly, when the teasers drop it feels so good lolol]
I was so annoyed with those kids
who kept learning weird stuff from who knows where
and just writing complaint posts all day, but now that we’re back with teasers, the trolls just get pushed out lolol
It’s nice seeing the post list after so long—my eyes are at peace
Streaming, reviewing accumulated Tamla content, rewatching the music video and teaser multiple times to catch up on fandom activities—three hours flew by. Before I knew it, the time was 10:59 PM.
– It’s coming it’s coming
– Please start already
– I’m so curious!!!!
As the time approached, the live chat on the premiere video uploaded to Kairos’s official AiTube channel scrolled upward at breakneck speed.
And one minute later, with the opening title “Today’s Kairos” created by the members, the Kairos version of the Inso mashup content finally began.
-Ha ha. Well, well.
The first scene was….
-Perfect weather to fall in love, isn’t it?
Sitting precariously on a rooftop railing with the wind billowing around him, Kang Ha-jin struck a pose with a strawberry milk-flavored candy in his mouth.
– Oh my, our Ha-jin at it again
– Yeah, we’re used to it by now
– What concept is this supposed to be?
Alongside the Destiny fans’ unsurprised reactions, subtitles appeared below Ha-jin’s striking profile.
【Name: Kang Ha-jin】
【In charge of “That Strawberry Milk Guy” at Saegim High School in a parallel universe (original character creation)】
【Whenever that guy walks down the hallway, it always smells like strawberry milk, apparently】
-Should I head down now?
Ha-jin, who had been perched precariously on the rooftop railing, brushed back his bangs and stood up. Even though the railing was high, it wasn’t particularly high relative to Ha-jin’s height, so he could have simply stepped down onto the ground, but he suddenly twisted his body, pretended to miss his footing, and fell unnaturally to the floor.
-Ow!
Ha-jin’s awkwardly collapsing figure was zoomed in on, then the scene abruptly cut to the next one.
This time, it was Lee Do-ha, sleeping with a manga book draped over his face on the gymnasium mat. Again, subtitles appeared beside Do-ha as he lay in an awkward slumber.
-….
【Name: Lee Do-ha】
【Top dog of Saegim High School in another parallel world】
【Rumors suggest his family is connected to dark forces】
【However, he was recently observed secretly feeding stray cats】
-Ugh…!
Do-ha, who had barely spoken a line, was shown losing consciousness as he was buried among bouncy balls (for some inexplicable reason) that fell from a shelf in an unnatural manner.
The remaining members’ scenes were largely similar.
Members with the specs of 2000s internet novel protagonists each suffered freak accidents in their respective worlds, presented with excessively tacky and juvenile direction.
-Aaaahhh!
-Oof!
-No, not this!
-…Aah.
-Ugh!
Yoo Gun, who was fighting 17-to-1 and got knocked down by someone wielding a rubber mallet (with a paper label reading “wooden club”),
Tae-hyun, who collapsed with a massive explosion of light as he rushed toward something,
Eun-chan, who ate something from a pile of gifts from his followers and lost consciousness (or pretended to), and Ha-ru, who did nothing wrong yet suddenly clutched his forehead and collapsed in the hallway—their scenes passed in sequence.
Last was Si-woo, holding a bouquet overflowing with purple flowers as if heading to confess to someone.
– He’s seriously so handsome
– This is insane
– That’s why when people say the male lead from that web novel I read looked like that, I finally understand why the heroines loved him so much they’d hang themselves
Jeong Si-u, who drew gasps of admiration the moment he appeared, planted a death flag right from his entrance.
-Today, I absolutely have to confess.
– Oh no, oppa, you can’t
– No, not those words
– Jeong Si-u, with that face, is he really a player? No way???
Jeong Si-u, who had planted such obvious death flags that he clearly wouldn’t be able to confess, soon dropped the bouquet to the ground and collapsed onto the pavement. The tears glistening in Si-u’s close-up eyes were so pure it made the development even more infuriating.
– I mean, since you just kill everyone before the web novel even starts, I don’t know how I’m supposed to react
Whether Desty was engulfed in chaos or not, the screen displayed seven figures who had lost consciousness in their respective worlds in split-screen format. Everyone’s voices overlapped like narration.
-Today, I absolutely have to…. confess….
Even Si-u, who had been reaching his arm precariously toward the bouquet, dropped his hand and closed his eyes. Then, with the sound of water droplets as if sinking into a dream, the screen transitioned once more.
Soon after, the purple set from the teaser appeared, with members of Kairos scattered throughout, sleeping in various spots.
【Kairos loses consciousness in a mysterious accident…!】
【But… where is this place?】
【Ha-jin: Ugh…. My head….】
Ha-jin, who had been sprawled on a plush-looking sofa, was the first to open his eyes. Radiating unnecessarily high-quality acting, Ha-jin slowly looked around the set. Then, seeing the members collapsed around him, he feigned surprise for a moment.
【Ha-jin: What, what is this? Where am I….】
【That strawberry-flavored guy, startled by the sudden situation】
Ha-jin pushed himself up and clutched his forehead. His startled face was captured in close-up.
Ha-jin: Wh…?
Ha-jin: Who was I… who was I?
Ha-jin: I can’t remember…!
A stark contrast to the high-quality performance moments before, his delivery now dripped with 100% comedic overacting, while elegant subtitles materialized on screen like something from a web novel title card.
【Cliché Trope Chapter 1】
【The male protagonist always, without fail, suffers from amnesia.】
An opening sequence so bewildering that I couldn’t begin to fathom what would unfold next.

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