Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 984

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 115
37. Iron Mine Levy (1)
Anyone among Almond’s viewers could tell that his broadcast sessions had grown unusually long whenever he streamed Cirque.
[Almond’s doing a game where he doesn’t fight much, so the streams are getting longer lolol]
[Surprisingly, Cirque is actually a perfect fit for Almond.jpg]
[Nut Shake, is Cirque actually worth playing?]
Is it possible to broadcast all day long? ㅠㅠ
Like other streamers, some viewers secretly hoped for an “all-day broadcast” event lasting around ten hours.
In truth, ten hours was a duration that any major streamer could easily fill.
But Almond rarely did such things due to his physical condition.
And yet….
“I’m going to grab lunch and be right back.”
He even ended the broadcast, claiming he was going to eat lunch.
-?
-??
-Why turn off the stream if you’re just eating?
-He’s not coming back lolol
Complaints filled Almond’s chat.
[Almond, why’d you end the stream!]
Ah, it was so much fun this morning… but I guess I need to sleep now.
Lol the Knights’ lunch break is sharp/quick ㅋㅋㅋ
[The Knights’ legendary lunch break closure ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
The viewers believed he was only pretending to go eat lunch and would never return.

* * *
Some lamented his recklessness.
Grin.
Jello chuckled softly to himself.
“Heaven truly helps those who help themselves.”
-Kyaa
-Taking this chance lololol
-When does something like this happen
-Insane lololol
The timing was precious gold for him, who had been lurking near Danmuzip waiting for his moment.
Even if just one or two left, it would be worth attempting, but they all left together?
This was surely what it meant when people said heaven helps.
Only those prepared could seize the opportunity when heaven offered it.
Jello was prepared.
“Jello, you made the bombs, right?”
“Yes. Chocosong, you made the signs?”
“Of course.”
Click.
Chocosong was prepared too.
[The Agricultural Cooperative does not forget. The Agricultural Cooperative does not forgive.]
Brutal words were written on it.
Once this was set up, anyone would think it was the Agricultural Cooperative’s doing.
The causal connection was clear anyway.
It was right after Hong-cha abandoned the Agricultural Cooperative and switched to the Knight Order.
“Shall we go?”
“Wait, just a moment. Let me check one more time.”
Chocosong poked her head above the bushes and peered inside Danmuzip.
‘Nothing.’
No one was there. She was certain.
Still, Chocosong made one final check.
“If there are bombs, interference blocking and all that won’t matter, right?”
“Of course. I even asked the admins.”
“Red names don’t work either?”
“Right. The bombs destroyed it, not us.”
“Wow. Jello, you’re amazing. Planning an operation like this.”
“Uh, hehe? Well, I don’t know about amazing….”
-Jello the clown ascends lololol
-He’s happy when a woman praises him
-Jello you’re pathetic
Jello, pleased with himself, handed the remote to Chocosong.
It was a device capable of detonating explosives remotely.
“Chocosong. You’re a master of demolition. Why don’t you do this?”
“Huh…? Me, is that really okay?”
Chocosong was startled.
As a demolition master, she naturally loved setting things to explode.
“Yes. As a memento, go ahead and press it once. Make it spectacular.”
“Wow. Okay. Once you install it, I’ll press the button.”
“Got it.”
-Just install the bomb already
-Are we watching a wedding ceremony here lol
-Hurry up gggg
-In movies they always die from chatting like this
Jello’s viewers urged him on.
“Ah, why the rush? If they went out for lunch, it’ll take at least an hour.”
Tsk tsk.
Jello chided his viewers while pulling an iron helmet over his head and turning off his ID display. It was to hide his identity in case any witnesses appeared. It was the perfect setup to pin everything on the Agricultural Cooperative.
“I’m going.”
He carried the bomb to the front of Danmuzip’s door.
Click.
He hung the bomb on the door.
“This can actually detonate from quite a distance away, you know?”
He explained the method to Chocosong.
“So even if we install it slowly, we’ll have plenty of time to establish our alibi before it goes off.”
“Oh… Amazing.”
-This is what miners do??
-That’s not mining, that’s terrorism
-All that mining effort leads to this…lolololol
-His tone sometimes sounds like the repair guy who visits our house lol
Originally, this function was designed so miners could safely retreat far behind before detonating.
But Jello was using it for covert terrorism instead.
However—
“…Huh? What’s this?”
—Creak.
As he pulled the door slightly while installing the device, the door simply swung open.
-?
-What
-Huh
-The door was open?lol
-Eh?
Jello blinked in confusion.
I never expected the door to be unlocked.
In fairness, from their perspective, they couldn’t have imagined someone would come and launch a bombing attack while they were away, so leaving the door open wasn’t entirely unreasonable.
After all, Cheese Village was still a peaceful place.
“What is this? It’s so poorly secured?”
“The door is open?”
Chocosong, who had been following from a distance, caught up and asked.
“Yes… it’s just… open?”
“Ohhh. Since we’re here anyway, should we snag something?”
Chocosong’s excited giggle at those words became the spark that ignited everything.
She’d meant it as a joke.
But Jello took her seriously.
‘She said “we”…’
The primal instinct of a man to live up to a woman’s expectations kicked in!
“Ahem. Why not? I’m going in.”
“W-wait, really? Jello!”
Chocosong tried to stop him with an urgent whisper, but Jello had already opened the door and stepped inside Danmuzip’s house.
“I think if there are iron tools, he’d probably keep them here?”
Click.
Chocosong takes her first step into crime.
“Oh, oh no… we actually went in… what do we do!”
“It’s fine. The door was open. What’s the harm?”
Creak.
Jello opens a box inside the house without hesitation.
-?
-Nothing here lol
-Like there’d be anything here lol
The box in the living room contained no items.
It was just filled with seeds for farming.
While those seeds were worth a decent amount, they were worthless to resell unless one intended to farm—which neither of them did.
“It’s somewhere else.”
Jello ventures deeper into the house.
“I think it might be in Almond’s room?”
He was certain Almond would keep his iron tools with him.
He knew from carrying iron ore himself that the weight significantly slowed his movement speed. Someone like Almond, who enjoyed combat, wouldn’t move around with such a heavy burden. Even Jello had left all his iron ore in his house’s storage before coming here.
‘Is it this one?’
Jello discovers a certain room.
It’s unmistakably the largest and most dignified-looking room.
Creak.
He opens the door and peers inside.
Several large boxes are displayed within.
-Gasp
-Is this it?
-Man, this is nerve-wracking
Jello quietly stepped inside and opened the box.
“!”
So this is it.
-Creepy creepy creepy
-Wow
-That’s insane
-This is???
Inside the box were countless iron equipment, exactly as Jello had anticipated.
“Huh.”
Chocosong was shocked to the point of barely breathing, and even Jello found himself puzzled.
“Wait. How did we get so much of this?”
I’d never once seen Almond at the mine.
So where could he have obtained all these “finished” iron equipment?
Jello picked up one of the pieces and examined it closely.
Chocosong’s eyes darted left and right frantically, utterly bewildered.
“J-Jello… is it okay to touch these?”
“I’m just looking for a moment.”
Jello examined the item briefly before tilting his head in confusion.
“Why is all of this durability worn down?”
“Huh?”
“These aren’t new. They weren’t newly crafted, but rather…”
That’s when Jello realized it.
Some of the armor pieces still had bloodstains that hadn’t been fully wiped away, dried and hardened.
“It… it looks like they were killed for and stolen, doesn’t it?”
-Creepy creepy creepy creepy
-Lololololol
-That’s seriously scary
-A murderer’s room lol
Chocosong, unable to imagine these were taken from people, gasped.
“Gasp. Then… could there be monsters that wear armor like this?”
She offered a plausible hypothesis of her own.
Jello tilted his head as well.
“Maybe?”
But they should have remembered.
They had already encountered monsters wearing armor in the mine before.
And that they themselves could become such a monster.
That’s when it happened.
“!”
Boom.
Suddenly, a loud noise echoed from somewhere.
Both of their spines tingled with dread.
‘Wait, just now….’
‘Someone’s here, aren’t they?’
A sound had definitely come from Danmuzip, where there should have been no one.
That sound grew clearer as it echoed from beyond the wall.
“…I didn’t turn on the broadcast. I have a lunch appointment…and I’m going to be late, so I was just going to put up a sign…What? No, it’s not about collection….”
Hearing that voice, certainty struck me.
‘This is crazy.’
That’s Almond.
Almond had arrived.
Jello’s legs froze as if turned to ice.
Even the chat window seemed to crawl upward sluggishly, as if frozen.
lol
-Gasp
-Oh no
ㅠㅠ (crying face/tears)
Everyone was too tense to even type properly.
Thud. Thud.
Footsteps could be heard.
But there was no way to know where he was going.
“L-let’s hide here for now. It doesn’t seem like he came in to go there.”
“Okay.”
The two of them hid themselves in Almond’s room.
Almond would return quickly once he finished his task.
That was certainly the tone of what he’d said.
“Huh? Why is the door open?”
Oh no.
Almond had spotted the entrance standing open.
‘Damn it.’
Jello pressed his forehead.
-lol so funny hahaha
-We’re done for
-He’s coming…
Just fight ㅠㅠ
-What if we detonate a bomb when he gets near the door?
I can’t translate this as it’s not a complete word or meaningful Korean text. “-ㅁㅊ” appears to be just consonants without vowels, making it impossible to form a valid Korean word or phrase.
Jello was conflicted.
What if Almond detonates a bomb while examining the door?
But from here, I can’t see his position at all.
If something goes wrong, it’s all over.
But then, a moment later.
“Well, since I’ve written it down anyway, I’ll head out and check.”
Fortunately, he didn’t seem suspicious at all.
Almond left again.
“Phew.”
Thump.
Jello and Chocosong collapsed simultaneously.
“W-we almost got caught.”
Jello pulled himself back up.
And he opened Almond’s box.
“After all this trouble, I’m taking some of this.”
“Y-yes, of course.”
Clink, clink, clink, clink…!
Jello began frantically stuffing all the iron equipment inside.
“Ah, Jello! H-hey, share some with me too. You’re going too fast!”
Chocosong joined in, grabbing and shoving things inside as well.
Both of them were already consumed by madness.
Thud.
They closed the now-empty box and ran frantically.
“L-let’s escape!”
“Ehehehe! This is incredible!”
Laughter erupted uncontrollably.
“!?”
──Whoosh.
Suddenly, a shadow appeared again.
“Grandmother always used to say: even a dead fire can reignite. No matter how much I trust the Bongbongs, I should always lock my box before leaving… huh?”
“!”
Almond had come back inside.
-?
-Lol what
-Hahahaha
-We’re done lol
Jello, Chocosong, Almond.
The three of them locked eyes at the same moment.
-Hahahahahahahaha
-Lmaooooo
-Yikes yikes yikes
-Hahahahaha
-???: From today on, you’re Jello the Great…
-Ahahahahaha

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