Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 974

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 105
35. Song-ja Bae (1)
The morning of the second day after Cheese Village opened, 11 AM.
Under clear and sunny spring weather, a video was uploaded.
[Come visit. Cheese Village.]
It was the first video posted on Cheese’s official channel.
A teaser video of remarkably short length.
Clicking on the video reveals a saccharine narration that sounds like it belongs in toddler YouTube content.
[This is Cheese Village. Cute birds sing and the sun welcomes us, doesn’t it?]
A vast green plain comes into view.
Upon it, the small roofs of Cheese Village rising modestly.
Caw, caw…
Two-headed characters wander about, casually crafting equipment or tilling fields to grow crops.
[Here there are no heavy burdens, no exhausting competition, no polluted air.]
Kyahahaha~
Camembert, the operator of Cheese Village, laughs while running through the fields.
A very artificial laugh.
A rainbow passes overhead as the video seemed to end very briefly.
[Come visit! Cheese Village!]
Moo~
A cow made of crude polygons moos as the screen fades to black.
But the video wasn’t over.
Zzzzzzzt…!
Boom!
The BGM changed.
A blurry, chaotic image appears.
“N-Non-selected Personnel!?”
A scream bursts forth along with black noise.
“Kill them all!”
“Ahhhhhhh!!”
Bright red text floods the screen.
[sa474 has been murdered!]
[pep731 has been murdered!]
[38837 has been murdered!]
[9993hj has been murdered!]
.
.
.
“W-wait, you said this was a healing game?”
Miho appears, trembling as she speaks.
The other streamers glanced at the kill log in bewilderment, their confused expressions flashing across the screen.
“What on earth is this?”
“Who’s killing everyone?”
“There’s a… serial killer in the village.”
Boom, boom, boom…!
The background music swelled with increasing intensity, and the screen cuts accelerated.
“You said farming was possible here!”
Jello grabbed Bigfarm by the throat and shook him.
“Say something, you bastard!”
Whoosh…!
The soil slipped through Chocosong’s fingers. It was all sand.
“Uuuuugh…sob…”
Chocosong’s wailing.
The sound of pickaxes echoing endlessly through Danmuzip.
“Your name is Gobong now.”
Goguma, unable to repay the debt, had become Gobong.
Then Dotorimuk’s eyes were magnified in close-up, gleaming with intensity.
“Owl Black… exists.”
Boom, boom, boom!
The grand music soared to its climax.
A dragon appeared.
“Grrrrr…!”
Massive flames consumed everything.
The iron armor of the dead fell to the ground in slow motion.
In the darkened screen, someone barely visible laughed.
“Wow.”
Reflected in his eyes was pitch-black soil.
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
As the music rose to its perfect crescendo, the sun emerged over the darkened screen.
Beneath the bright light of dawn, golden crops sprouted upward.
A single man stood with his back to them.
Danmuji shouted toward him.
“This… this is Mond Roger! The man who will become the Farming King!!”
Boom~!
The title for Cheese Village appeared with the sound effect.
[Come visit. Cheese Village.]
The video had ended.
Comments began flooding in immediately.
-??
-You said it was a healing game lol
What is this, so funny lol
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text as it appears to contain corrupted or garbled characters that don’t form coherent Korean words.
Dotorimuk came out like a crazy person lolololololol
-Wow I wanna go there too (jk)
As soon as we go, I feel like I’m dying.
If we go there, we’re dead for sure with our physical abilities lol
and lol
-Now give us a healing game please
I can’t translate this as it’s not a coherent Korean phrase – it appears to be random consonants without vowels, which doesn’t form meaningful words in Korean.
What the heck is that lol
Meanwhile, the best comments appeared quickly, and the first one was like this.
-Would you believe it if I told you almost every incident shown here was caused by one person?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Great Sangxian
What the heck???LOLOLOLOLOL
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (laughing)
That’s actually hilarious.
└Man D Roger…
Next came criticism of the claim that it was a healing game.
-There’s not a single person there who’s actually playing, so how is it a vacation?
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (laughing hysterically)
└They’re telling you to come work
└???: Our company does everything at the company—playing, eating, sleeping, everything
-Why’d they make a battle royale and then invite people to come play
Hahahahahahaha
lol lol lol lol
That’s insane content lol

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Clap!
I clapped my hands together with satisfaction while scrolling through the video.
“That’s perfect.”
Even though it was just a teaser video, Almond’s screen time was substantial.
“He’s basically the main character?”
Department Manager Jang wasn’t the type to give preferential treatment just because he received investment from Mix Nuts. This was clearly Almond’s ability shining through.
The early narrative of Cheese Village was undoubtedly revolving around Almond at this point.
The fact that he discovered Paprika first and created fertile soil was huge.
From here on, every story had no choice but to center around him.
The only real rivals to this narrative he was driving were Doughnutz from the Agricultural Cooperative and Jello from the mines.
At least until the incident that happened today, they looked like fairly formidable rivals.

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Unlike the perspective of reality, Cheese Village was shrouded in darkness.
In this place, still in the middle of the night, chaos was unfolding.
“F-Fire! Fire!”
Hong-cha’s house was burning.
Part of the house had collapsed due to Ttududoji, and the flames from the stove and hearth inside had caught fire.
Whoooosh!
The flames were so fierce that there was no way to extinguish them.
But the real problem was the monsters.
[Ttududoji]
Creatures that tore through crops, dug holes everywhere, and were difficult to catch once they burrowed underground.
[Auwulf]
Creatures with high pure combat power that even coordinated attacks together.
“Uh, older sister, what do we do!? Should we retreat?”
Hong-cha smacked Lemon on the head and shouted sharply.
“We… we have to fight! Where are we going to retreat to! That’s our house!”
-Kya
-Now that’s the spirit
-But how are they supposed to fight…
-this anyway?
“Can we manage it ourselves?”
Greentea asked from behind.
“I don’t know, but let’s try. The average tier here is basically Master level. How could we not manage?”
Hong-cha drew her stone sword and took the lead.
As she charged forward recklessly, Greentea, Baeksuk, and Lemon had no choice but to follow.
“L-Let’s go!”
“You monster bastards! Over here!”
Auwulf reacts to their aggression.
Rat-a-tat-tat!
They formed ranks in an instant and charged at us.
Clang!
“Argh!”
Hong-cha strikes the thug’s crown with her stone blade with precision.
Thud!
The charging Auwulf staggers back momentarily, but his health remains nearly intact.
[Auwulf]
[Health 89%]
However, the stone blade shatters.
[Durability 0]
Crumble.
“…What?”
Was that all?
I’d never fought monsters in this game before, so I didn’t know the difference in power.
This game had a clear hierarchy between equipment.
A stone blade might take down a few Ttududoji or Geomeogumi, but Auwulf was impossible.
Especially now—Auwulf was even stronger under the night’s influence.
“Aaahhh! Sister!!!”
Lemon, struggling desperately, gets bitten and dragged away by Auwulf.
“S-save me! Save me!”
“Lemon!”
Hong-cha draws another stone blade and keeps striking, but it’s futile.
Boom!
After several swings, the stone blade always shattered, while Auwulf remained nearly unscathed.
“Clang!”
Several more Auwulf charged from behind.
“Ugh, argh! Let go!”
Nearly three Auwulf clung to Hong-cha’s back.
-Argh
I can’t translate “-ㅁㅊ” as it’s not a complete Korean word or standard expression. It appears to be incomplete Korean consonants without vowels, which doesn’t form meaningful text in Korean.
-???: I’m a fan!
-Wow, this is already over?
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text. It appears to be Korean text written in a fragmented or abbreviated way that doesn’t form standard words or phrases. Could you provide more context or clarify what this means?
What the heck, how am I supposed to win ㅠㅠ
Greentea and Baeksuk faced the same predicament.
“D-damn it, what are we supposed to do?”
“I, I don’t have a stone blade anymore. Now….”
All weapons were worn out, and Ttududoji surrounded us everywhere.
Hong-cha’s knees touched the ground.
“No, Sister!!”
Lemon reached out toward Hong-cha even as she was being dragged away.
“Lemon!”
“W-what do we… what do we do? What about all the crops?”
“Just wait. Somehow…”
Despite saying that, Hong-cha still couldn’t shake off the three Auwulfs.
I’m crying / Sob sob sob
Oh my god, seriously?
-Hong-cha and Lemon sobbing
-What is this
-No this is so anticlimactic
Lemon, who trusted Hong-cha more than anyone, even felt her eyes welling up with tears.
“Are we… losing?”
I was seeing her helpless like this for almost the first time.
That was when it happened.
“Win.”
Swoooosh!!
The light of an iron sword flashed, and one Auwulf fell.
‘How?’
No matter how strong an iron sword was, there was no way the Auwulf’s monstrous stamina could be depleted in a single strike.
How did this happen?
The answer was simple.
Three people had sliced the Auwulf to pieces simultaneously.
[Almond]
[Danmuji]
[Goguma]
The arrival of three men clad in gleaming iron armor was like a savior to Lemon and Hong-cha.
As if to draw out even more of that emotion, Danmuji stepped forward and shouted.
“The Lord-to-be of this village, Almond, has come personally to save you!”
-?
-??
Were you a feudal lord? lol
What’s with becoming a lord? You’re not even a lord, lol.
Youngju’s appeal lol
I’m dying laughing ㅋㅋㅋ
“Join us, and we’ll distribute basic iron equipment to you and protect the region together! All you need to do is farm!”
Goguma added to this.
“Of course! You must also change your name to Hong-bong!”
-Nice
Hahahahahaha
-Gobong’s excited about his successor lol
-Hong-cha, unleash the double back~
-A knight? This really is a feudal society lol
I’m dying laughing hahahaha
-Goguma can’t give up on Hong-bong lol
Still, Gobong became a close aide ㅠㅠ
Hong-cha bit her lip.
“Hong-bong won’t work.”
“What? Then we’re leaving.”
Goguma turned around abruptly and walked away.
There was nothing to regret.
“Roooaaarrr!”
As if on cue, the Auwulfs bared their fangs again.
“No, wait!”
Hong-cha frantically reached out her hand.
Her face flushed crimson as she mumbled.
“Hong… Hong-song instead.”
“Sister!?”
Hahahahahaha
-Last shred of pride lol
-Hong-song lol
I cannot provide a reliable translation for this text as it appears to contain non-standard Korean characters, abbreviations, or corrupted text that doesn’t form coherent words or phrases in Korean.
-Sounds like names that’d appear in a card game lol
-Is it Aesong-i? lol
Hahahahaha
In the midst of all that, it seems like he wanted to have a feminine-sounding name ㅠㅋㅋㅋ

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