Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 969

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 100
33. Physical Education vs. Economics (2)
Danbong sent an urgent whisper.
[Whisper) Danmuji: Oh no, even the corn that Almond planted is blowing away!]
Seeing the constant urging, it seemed Ttududoji had attacked again and caused quite a commotion.
It appeared he was anxious because Almond was moving slower than expected.
[Movement Speed -30%]
That was because I still had movement speed restrictions applied.
Not as bad as when I was carrying all that soil, but my inventory was currently packed with numerous iron tools.
If I had normal movement speed, that would be stranger.
“I’m coming. On my way~”
I muttered to myself words no one could hear as I ran desperately.
Boing… boing, boing!
hahaha
-Will that get you there?
-So slow
-Oh no, Danbong is dying!
-Use the chat
Surprisingly, I still didn’t know how to use the chat function.
And there was one more thing I didn’t know.
“Wait, was I growing corn?”
-You’re Almond though
Haha, I really thought it was a potato.
-I’m an idiot for thinking it was a fake…
Hahaha, do you get it now?
I had only just realized that what I planted wasn’t potato seeds but corn seeds.
“Why did I think it was potatoes?”
Neither I nor the viewers could dare guess why I had confused it with potatoes.
It simply happened for reasons beyond comprehension.
I don’t know lol
That’s literally a mystery lol
Hahaha, that’s hilarious!
-As a Nut Fans expert, my theory is that potatoes came up the most, so the brain’s rationalization section went into overdrive
“So you didn’t even know yourself? lol”
At some point, I had simply decided what I planted was potatoes, and I just believed it.
“Well… it doesn’t matter.”
I brushed it off casually.
And rightfully so—remember Doughnutz’s teachings from earlier.
“After all, tomorrow’s market price is what matters.”
Whether I mistook it for potatoes or tomatoes today.
It didn’t matter at all.
I’d have to check the market rates again tomorrow anyway.
-Yeah that’s right
-For real
-That’s how it is
-Doughnutz’s teachings are legendary~
The viewers all thought the same way.
The incident was simply forgotten without fanfare.

* * *
“Oh no! Gobong! Gobooooong!!!”
As I approached Danmuji’s place, I heard Danbong’s wailing.
Gobong had fallen in battle.
Hahahaha
No lol what lol
Danbong’s acting is insane lol
“These crazy Diglett bastards! I, I’ll kill them all to avenge Gobong!”
Danmuji swung his sword with the dignity of a former pro, but.
Crack.
[Destroyed]
A stone sword like that shattered after catching only a few Ttududoji.
“Kyuu!”
“Kyuu-gyuu-gyuu!!”
The number of Ttududoji wasn’t just a few.
Dozens, or perhaps even over a hundred.
Whoosh!
They all rushed at Danmuji at once.
“Ugh, ugh, ugggghhh!”
The only thing I could rely on was the viewers’ buffs.
Give me some buffs please ㅠㅠ
-Buffs!!!!
I can’t translate this as it doesn’t appear to be text in any language – it looks like a text-based emoticon or symbol rather than words to translate.
Let’s do a Kamehameha too lol
Why is everyone just chatting and nobody’s donating lol
I cannot translate this as it does not appear to be text in any language. It consists of keyboard characters and Korean vowels arranged in a pattern that doesn’t form meaningful words or sentences.
What’s up with the phone girl lol
Unlike my channel, Danmuji’s stream wasn’t gathering Won-gi-ok very well.
Danmuji was certainly a former pro and skilled at games, but the scale of his broadcast was just too different.
Ding.
[ㅇㅇ has donated 10,000 won.]
[Rich get richer, poor get poorer…]
Only a single donation had managed to arrive.
[Telescope Vision]
And even that buff—telescope vision—was barely useful in the current battle.
Random buffs were naturally more likely to be unhelpful than anything else.
-There are dozens of Ttududoji right in front of you and you get telescope lolol
-Rich get richer poor get poorer lmaooo
Please help me… T_T
“Wow, thank you for the ten thousand won! You don’t need to send Won-gi-ok!”
Danmuji bowed repeatedly while reacting to the donation.
For a stream of his size, receiving donations in ten-thousand-won increments was something to be grateful for.
“Hyah!”
Crack!
The stone blade descended, channeling the energy from that donation.
But it was futile.
“Kyu!?”
Crash!
The Ttududoji pressed forward even more violently, as if asking what a stone blade could possibly do against them.
“Ugh, uhhhhh! Uhhhhh!”
Danmuji finally tumbled backward, flailing desperately.
Huff! Huff!
Even as he swung his blade, managing to knock back a few Ttududoji.
ㅠㅠ (crying/sad face emoticon)
-No!
I’m crying / Sob sob sob
I’m crying so hard.
Crash crash crash!
As the Ttududoji unleashed their coordinated assault, his health plummeted in an instant.
[Health 23%]
It was a truly heartbreaking struggle.
“Kyuuuuu.”
“Kyugyuu!”
The shadows of the Ttududoji closed in around Danmuji.
It seemed as though they were saying this as they bore down on him.
[Die human hehehehe]
Whoosh!
Just as countless Ttududoji prepared to attack in unison.
“!?”
Suddenly, a flash of light erupted from somewhere.
──Crackle crackle crackle!!
“Kyuuuu?!”
[Chain Lightning]
In an instant, electricity swept across the Ttududoji, leaving them temporarily paralyzed.
[Stun]
Danmuji’s eyes darted back and forth, assessing the situation.
‘What? Stun?’
Whoosh!
He quickly rolled across the ground, escaping the encirclement of the Ttududoji.
And what greeted him was a sword gleaming brilliantly beneath the moonlight.
“Ah, Almond!”
Crackle!
[Attribute Granted: Lightning]
[Attack Power +50%]
[Movement Speed +30%]
.
.
.
Almond arrived once more, draped in countless buffs.
Ding.
[Rubisword donated 10,000 won.]
[Seongjo Ruby is extremely satisfied]
hahahaha
-Wow
-Rubisword! Rubisword! Rubisword!
Gathering a Spirit Bomb all by himself, that’s crazy.
-Insane
-This level of skill without a single donation …?
Ruby’s crazy/insane
In essence, Rubisword had donated 200,000 won across twenty separate donations.
Originally intended to boost my movement speed, but since it wasn’t coming out as planned, she kept donating.
‘This… is this what a major streamer looks like?’
Danmuji felt the difference in power right then and there.
“What about Gobong?”
I asked, looking down at Danmuji who had tumbled to the ground.
Danmuji lowered his head.
“Gobong is… already gone….”
“I see.”
I nodded and stepped forward, blocking the Ttududoji’s path.
“I’ll handle this.”
Whoosh!
I, Almond, charged forward into the Ttududoji swarm, wrapped in every buff imaginable.
Shing shing shing shing shing shing shing!!!
The blade whirled through the air, light flashing in all directions, wind howling in its wake.
Five or six Ttududoji fell with each strike.
The moon set, and the sun slowly rose.
When the light of dawn spilled across this land.
The Ttududoji vanished naturally, just like the earthspiders before them.
“Kyuu….”
“Kuuu….”
After they all disappeared, only I remained, standing with the sun at my back.
At that very moment, the crops I had planted began to sprout and grow one by one.
Whoooosh!
Despite the heavy damage, some of them had managed to break through and germinate.
A golden field and the sun, with green crops sprouting in between.
And standing among them, a single man.
Dazzled by that brilliant sight, Danmuji cried out.
“This… this is Mond Roger! The man destined to become the Farmer King!!”
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha farmer king haha
-Danbong’s got style for days
Hahahaha Academy Awards level hahahaha
“Farmer King looks kinda lame lol”
-Dope
-Ngl it’s pretty cool
Mon D Roger lol

* * *
“Here. Cut.”
Department Manager Jang swept back his long hair as he spoke urgently.
Click.
Employees pressed buttons, creating shots from the virtual camera.
The photographs captured a man standing in the field with his back to the sun, having annihilated the Ttududoji.
It was Almond’s image.
“Ooh… this looks good.”
He confirmed once more with the employees.
“We got Danmuji’s mic too, right?”
“Yes. Yes.”
[This… this is Mond Roger! The man who will become the Farmer King!!]
Danmuji’s voice played again.
This would be useful in the main channel’s edited version.
“Wow… good. It’s ridiculous but incredibly cool.”

* * *
Morning arrived in Cheese Village once again.
Almond and the Danbong duo spent the morning restoring the fields.
“Phew.”
As morning came and the work finished, Almond sat on the sofa.
He took the highest seat.
Danmuji sat in front as if he had always done this, beginning his report.
“I’ll submit yesterday’s damage report.”
“Yeah. Go ahead.”
“The crops damaged in last night’s disaster account for approximately 40 to 50 percent of the total. Peppers and tomatoes suffered the greatest damage.”
What is this lol, looking at it lol
Damage is crazy.
The vibe of a large corporation executive office is crazy.
Are they really here to heal/relax? lol
The Ttududoji had attacked from the direction where the peppers and tomatoes were located.
The damage in that area was severe.
Fortunately, a considerable amount of corn was preserved.
“Fortunately, since you arrived in time, the corn damage is only about 10 percent.”
“Oh. That’s fortunate.”
“Yes. Looking at the current server chat, a new profession called Chef has appeared. They say these people only receive coins when they make corn porridge. So the corn price should be decent. Therefore, we expect the farm damage to recover almost entirely.”
That’s when Gobong interjected.
“B-but this won’t do as is!”
“?”
“We got through it this time, but the monsters are getting stronger and stronger. And it’s a clear fact that these crazy monsters only attack Danmuji’s place! I saw it with my own two eyes!”
-Hahahahahaha
-That line always kills me lol
-We’ve seen it all, Gobong lol
-Gobong’s got such perfect comedic timing lol why does it suit him so well
I nodded in agreement.
Gobong had a point.
It was clear we couldn’t sustain farming while constantly enduring these attacks.
“So do you have some kind of countermeasure?”
I asked, looking toward Danbong.
After all, Danbong was the brains of this group.
“I’ve given it some thought.”
“As expected. You’re quite capable.”
I nodded as if I had complete faith in him.
“You’re too kind.”
-Almond’s executive acting is so good lol
-This guy did an executive impression at the company dinner and nailed it
-Lol the voice lol
-It’s been years since Aseng lol acting is a breeze for him
-The atmosphere is practically a mafia meeting but with these chibi characters it’s actually lol so harmless lol
Danbong’s plan was this.
“If the monsters really are swarming based on the field size like Doughnutz said… we’ll drastically reduce the field size in a surprise move this evening.”
Reduce the field size.
“…Huh?”
“Right now our competitors are Mosol, Hong-cha, and Doughnutz. Among them, Hong-cha has the largest individually-owned field. Mosol is the one following closely behind. We only need to reduce ours slightly to comfortably secure second place.”
“And the next day everyone will try to reduce their fields?”
“That’s the key.”
Danmuji grinned and pointed out the window at the soil.
“The more we all reduce our fields, the more advantageous it becomes for us alone.”
To match the efficiency of fertile soil, others would need to cultivate nearly seven to eight times as much land.
Once everyone’s field sizes shrink, Danmuji’s advantage becomes overwhelming.
-Wow
-That’s right
-Amazing
-Scary
-In a chicken game, Chinese capital always wins lol
-Damn
“I’ll sell all the fields except the ones with fertile soil. What do you think?”
I nodded and approved it.
“Proceed.”
-Proceed lol
-Lee Gyeon-young’s style is insane~
-But what is she even doing lol
-Hodu always brings amazing stuff… and then she never uses it…
-Executive Almond lol
“For now, let’s not show anything and just quietly sell our goods at the agricultural market.”
“Got it.”
With that, Danbong, Gobong, and I head toward the agricultural market.

* * *
A moment later, in front of the market.
“I’d also recommend making a slightly sad expression, Almond.”
Danbong coaches me like a secretary director as we enter.
“Got it.”
I adjust my avatar settings and change my expression.
It’s become somewhat exaggerated in its sadness, but it’s better than smiling.
The moment we enter the market, a scream echoes through.
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!”
“?”
Thump.
It was Miho.
She collapsed in front of the chart, shrieking.
“P-potatoes… potatoes…!”
It was because of the chart.
[Tomato] [△21%]
[Cabbage] [△15%]
[Red Pepper] [△42%]
[Sweet Potato] [-%]
[Potato] [▼100%]
.
.
.
So Miho had planted potatoes.
“Whoa! The potatoes completely crashed! Or is this not a crash but a delisting?”
Doughnutz, who’s always stationed here like an NPC, appears and laments.
“Hehe~ I’m dying here too!”
He watches my reaction and acts.
‘Let’s see… Almond…’
All the agricultural cooperative members watch me and Danmuji with half anticipation and half tension.
‘I know she planted potatoes. But how much of the rest did she plant?’
I know she planted potatoes, but there’s a strong possibility she mixed in other crops as well.
Whether the remaining crops could allow them to surpass the wealth of those two depended entirely on what they were.
That’s why everyone was carefully observing their reactions.
“Huh…?”
I stared blankly at the chart, my mouth hanging open.
Doughnutz smiled.
‘His mental state just cracked.’
Doughnutz thought the sharp drop in potatoes had shaken my composure…
‘Wow.’
But I wasn’t looking at potatoes at all.
I hadn’t brought a single potato with me.
[Corn] [▲280%]
I was staring at the corn.
And following Doughnutz’s teachings, I hadn’t even uttered a single syllable about the corn to anyone.
“Hm.”
I closed my mouth.

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