Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 968

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 099
33. Physical Education vs. Economics (1)
Jello encountered the Paprika Residents in the mine.
“Um… you all?”
Jello, who had been hiding, gathered his courage and stepped forward before them.
-trembling trembling trembling
-Who are these people??
-These aren’t the Cheese guys?
-Their voices sound familiar
-$&&#$&(@
“J… Jello.”
Chocosong was so frightened that she hid behind Jello.
Though they had already equipped themselves with iron gear, it was all defensive armor, and the only thing that could serve as a weapon was a pickaxe.
After all, they had never intended to fight anyone.
But the opponents were different.
They had lost everything to Almond once before, but they had managed to restore their iron swords.
Shing!
Look at the blades being drawn all at once.
Some of them even carried shields and spears as weapons.
They had no armor, but these were thugs ready for a fight.
‘What the hell? These bastards?’
Jello’s arms trembled uncontrollably.
If I die here, I lose everything. All the ore I’ve mined so far will be taken from me.
“What? Who are you?”
“Suddenly hiding and then jumping out? You want to die, is that it!?”
Their reaction was incredibly fierce, as if they harbored some sense of victimhood.
Jello frantically shook his head.
“No, no! It’s not like that!”
“…”
In that moment, silence fell on their side.
‘Wait. Damn. Isn’t that Jello?’
‘It’s Jello.’
‘So it was Jello.’
Jello was so famous that most people recognized him just from his voice.
The Paprika Residents, who even knew that their opponents were Streamers, could recognize him even faster.
“Hmm… why didn’t you say… wait, why did you speak to us?”
Still, there was a role I was supposed to play going forward.
I couldn’t use formal speech.
Because Cheese is my enemy!
“So, what’s your business!”
“Speak up, or I’ll kill you!”
They acted even more villainous.
“Let go! Coward!”
“Hey, you there behind the lady! Let me see your face, huh?”
The behavior of third-rate villains from comic books.
Hahahahaha are they comedians?
Who the hell are they? lol
Hahahahaha lol hahahaha
-These two-bit thugs doing this is hilarious
The viewers laugh, but cold sweat begins to drip down Jello’s avatar.
Still, he has something to say.
Perhaps this is a question that could change the fate of Cheese Village.
“Ah, well, um… fertile soil… about that. Where and how do you obtain it?”
“…?”
Parsley, the leader of the Paprika miners, steps forward.
Her expression is extremely angry.
“What? Where and how do you obtain fertile soil?”
Chocosong pokes Jello from behind.
“J-Jello. I think we m-messed something up….”
The way Parsley was approaching didn’t seem ordinary.
“Will you tell me how to obtain it?”
“D-Did I m-misspeak?”
What’s wrong with you? Haha
I’m dying laughing hahahaha
-This is killing me???
The atmosphere turned hostile.
“How to obtain soil? You want to know?!”
“Let’s tell him! That bastard!”
“Yeah! Kill him and burn him! There’s lava down here too!”
Kill and burn with fire.
It was essentially giving him the answer, but Jello didn’t catch on.
How could anyone understand killing and burning people as a method for obtaining soil?
He took it as mere threats.
“I-I’m sorry! I don’t know what I did wrong, but…! It doesn’t seem like you’re angry because of me! Anyway….”
Writing a Proper Apology (Reversed) lol
What kind of apology is that lol
Hahahahaha, this is hilarious
I say what I have to say! Zelka Cola!ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“This bastard is insulting us….”
Slash!
As Parsley’s sword was raised high.
Boom!
[Zeltkey has donated 300,000 won.]
[Ahem. That’s enough.]
A 300,000 won donation.
Though I’d received 1,000,000 won donations several times before, this was my first 300,000 won donation.
‘Huh?’
For a moment, my mind froze and I forgot what was happening.
[Random Monster Summoned]
Whoosh!
Only when I saw white smoke and something hot like molten lava surging up did I remember.
“Uh, forget it! Run!”
“Yes!”
I grabbed Chocosong’s hand and ran backward without thinking.
The Paprika Residents froze in shock as they watched the monster materialize before their eyes.
‘What?’
‘Such an ability…?’
‘Summoning magic?’
But the biggest problem was─
“Huh.”
──Thud!
Parsley’s sword, which had been swinging, pierced directly into the monster.
[Salbalamandar]
The monster with its fierce appearance and name tilted its head.
“?”
-The name’s pretty brutal lol
-What is this
-What even is a Salbalamandar? lol
A colossal lava elemental lizard.
The Salbalamandar swung its massive tail.
“Kyaaaaaaaa!”
Scorching lava surged forth, and all the nearby ore melted away.
Sizzzzzzz…!
Parsley, who had come nearby, suffered the same fate.
“Kyaaaaa…!”
[par381 has turned to stone.]
“P, Parsley!”
A nickname that burst out without thinking.
“D, damn it! Chase that thing!”
“W, we can’t seem to go there!?”
“Oh, oh, they’re coming! Run! Run!”
Rather than chasing, Paprika found itself fleeing from the pursuit of the Salamander.
Seizing this chaos, Jello escaped the mine.
‘What are those things?’
The mystery remained unsolved.

* * *
Meanwhile, Almond.
He was in conversation with Doughnutz, a so-called sage (?) he’d met at the agricultural trading post.
“Let me give you one piece of wisdom.”
“?”
“Did you happen to plant potatoes?”
“Ah, yes.”
“That’s strange. But why were you happy seeing this?”
-?
-??
-Was that it?
What the heck is this? / What is this, lol?
Doughnutz pointed at the price board in real-time and asked.
“…Yes?”
I planted potatoes and potatoes went up, so I was happy.
Why else?
Almond spoke plainly.
“I planted potatoes and will harvest them soon, and since potatoes skyrocketed, I was happy about it… Is that strange?”
“Soon to harvest, you say. How long does it take to harvest potatoes?”
“!”
Almond froze for a moment.
“That’s right. It’s what you’re thinking.”
Doughnutz chuckled as if he’d imparted great wisdom.
‘I have no idea what he’s talking about.’
Almond didn’t understand at all.
“Ah, haha. Yes….”
Almond pretended to understand and moved on.
Haha, I don’t think I understood that.
This is a reaction I used to give a lot to the director, haha.
But honestly, I don’t know either lol
-confused what potatoes??
-what is doughnutz saying
“Get Gildong here, damn it. What the hell is this supposed to mean?”
Almond’s viewers also couldn’t understand what Doughnutz was saying.
It’s a matter of information disparity.
“Hmm? Don’t you understand something? Why are you just sitting there?”
Doughnutz seemed to notice something and examined Almond’s complexion.
“Well, that’s…”
“Don’t tell me you don’t know how long it takes to harvest potatoes?”
Doughnutz asked in bewilderment, and surprisingly, he had pinpointed exactly why Almond didn’t know.
I didn’t know when they became harvestable after planting.
“One day. Just one day!”
One day?
Do potatoes come out a day after planting?
Compared to reality, it would be a miraculous harvest efficiency.
‘Wow.’
But not for Almond right now.
“Even if prices go up now! It’s useless! Listen here! Either way, you’ll have to check tomorrow’s price list!”
So it takes a day.
I thought they’d come up right after planting?
“Why do you have that clueless expression? Aren’t you a farmer?”
Haha, what’s with that expression I’ve never seen before?
-Just a farmer’s plea
-A pseudo-farmer wouldn’t know
Doughnutz muttered to himself about how these days people are like that, then suddenly taught me something else.
“Now, this is where the real teaching begins.”
This was merely groundwork for teaching, not the real teaching itself.
It just became teaching because Almond knew so little.
“Then you must be curious about this now. So my potatoes will go up in price tomorrow?”
“…Yes. Yes!”
Doughnutz was about to reveal tomorrow’s prices to me.
But how?
-Oh
dup-dup-dup-dup
-A one-hit instructor’s teaching
-Kyaa
-Trader lecture lol
“Look here.”
What Doughnutz pointed to was the sky.
The sky where the sun had set and the moon had risen.
“Do you see that moon?”
“Yes.”
“Do you know what that moon signifies?”
“No.”
“That moon nonsense about potato prices and all that—it means run to the fields!”
“?”
-?
-Huh?
-What are you talking about lol
-lmao
-lol
-This is how risky stocks are, everyone.
But it wasn’t nonsense.
“If my data is correct… monsters target the largest field every night. You’re in the most danger.”
It was a grounded statement.
Ding.
[Whisper) Danmuji: Almond! Danbong is dying! Monsters are coming!]
[Whisper) Goguma: Oh no, Gobong is dying!]
-whisper lol
Bonbon Duo ㅠㅠ
-Bong-bong, hang in there!
-Boing duo lmao so funny
-Stop chatting and fight;
Doughnutz’s instinct was right.
The monsters invaded Danmuji’s field again, as if they’d been waiting.
“Run! You need those potatoes to cut your losses! If you can’t stop the monsters, it’s not a loss—it’s a delisting!”
Shing!
Almond drew his sword and ran.
-running like a madman lol
-lmao
-delisting lol
-this is actually getting delisted
-wow is Doughnutz hyung’s theory actually right??
“Run! Run! Why are you so slow, young man!”
Boing… boing boing!
But Almond was moving far slower than expected.
[Movement Speed -20%]
Watching his retreating figure, Doughnutz clicked his tongue.
“Tsk, tsk, so frustrating. Kids these days. So laid-back. Wait? Laid-back!”
A moment later.
After confirming Almond had disappeared, he turned around and spoke to the viewers.
“You heard me say potatoes, right? This isn’t a sponsored ad, is it?”
-Gasp
-Whoa
-What kind of trickery is this?
-Heh
“You can’t just blurt out your commodity like that here. Shop Owner? I’m selling all my potatoes.”
Doughnutz dumped every potato he’d been stockpiling all at once.
And that wasn’t all.
“W-we’re selling our potatoes too!”
“Me too!”
The Farmers began selling the potatoes they’d piled up.
A massive volume of supply flooded the market, and selling pressure surged.
-Scary
-Capitalism is blue…
-Owl Blue is here!
Hahahahaha lol hahaha
-Heh
-Potato chip~!
“I predict tissue scraps. Hehe.”
[Roda donated 30,000 won.]
[Doughnutz is cold…]
“It’s not coldness. This level of balance is necessary to make the game worth playing. You two! If you two team up and monopolize this land, what are the rest supposed to do? This much of a check is unavoidable.”
That’s right. This wasn’t mere sabotage.
It was an inevitable counterbalance that emerges when one faction becomes too dominant.
Doughnutz muttered while watching Almond’s retreating figure disappear into the night road ahead.
“A righteous young man. This is my teaching. If you get too far ahead from the start, you’ll be pulled back.”
Tsk tsk.
This was Doughnutz’s true lesson.
Don’t get too far ahead from the beginning.
Lol, that’s hilarious geography
What are you doing alone? lol
Is this the law of attraction?
-Is this an ivory league?
True master lol
What am I supposed to do if I get friendzoned?
Hahaha, can you handle Uncle Donut, chicka-chick~?
“What? Chiki-cha? What’s that… Oh, revenge? Nah. They need to focus on recovery, not revenge!”
Recovery lol
I can’t recover and take revenge at the same time.
-Heh
-Economics? DoTube
“It’ll probably take a while to recover. I know their situation pretty well.”
Doughnutz displayed considerable confidence in economic matters.
-Doughnutz’s form is insane!
-Who said this old man only plays games with money!
-What about counters? DoTube
-This is his specialty
It made sense.
He was a graduate of economics from an Ivy League university, a wealthy man who had accumulated considerable income through stock trading, and a gaming fanatic who poured that money into RPG games.
It was only natural that he would be confident in this category where economics and gaming merged.
“Alright, let’s go. Farmers.”
“Yes!”
Snap!
The people positioned around him all bowed their heads in unison and stepped forward.
He had already formed a farmers’ alliance called the “Agricultural Cooperative” and was manipulating market prices.
“Danmuji accumulated wealth but failed to build power. This difference will be his undoing.”
Hehehehe!
-Kek
-The Three Kingdoms vibe is strong
-Haha
Is this what they call socializing? Seriously?
Lol, these rookies
Danmuji’s era was already fading, and the age of Doughnutz and the Agricultural Cooperative seemed to be dawning.
Doughnutz appeared to predict everything one step ahead.
But there was one thing even he hadn’t anticipated.
[Chat] Danmuji: Oh no, even the corn that Almond planted got swept away!
Almond had never planted potatoes.

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