Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 560
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 3 Episode 30
12. Sniper (Physical) (1)
Hanna made a gesture that seemed slightly flustered.
“Let’s move out.”
I couldn’t refuse the command from the ‘elite agent’ who quietly called for departure.
-Streamer Special) Doesn’t repeat twice
-Lol~
-Why do I always feel bad for the NPCs when he plays…
-Streamer Special) Moving out
“Sigh.”
Hanna turned to face forward again.
She pushed up her sunglasses and spoke.
“Then we’re beginning the operation.”
The moment the car started moving, jazz music that could have come straight out of an 80s or 90s spy thriller blared from the speakers.
-Ooh~
-The driver knows what’s up
Lol, so the BGM wizard was the driver all along ㅋㅋ
-Let’s go!
The atmosphere matched quite well with the game’s setting in the heart of New York City, and the viewers’ reactions were positive.
With this music as a backdrop, Hanna continued explaining the operation.
“We won’t pursue directly. Instead, we’ll continuously track the enemy’s position through drones and satellites, and maintain a distance where we can immediately move in once we confirm a path for covert infiltration.”
Rather than engaging in a vehicle chase, we’d maintain distance while looking for angles to infiltrate.
“So… it might be better to switch your weapons right now.”
The firearms Almond had chosen were all absolutely impossible to conceal.
No, rather than concealing them, they were so massive it looked like I was advertising ‘I’m here to kill everyone!’
“…Hmm.”
Almond paused to think.
If the operation proceeded this way, forcing the issue wouldn’t work.
“I’d recommend a bulletproof umbrella shotgun useful for infiltration, a fountain pen taser, high-density face mask, and so on….”
Just as I was considering listening to what Hanna had to say.
“Huh?”
A suspicious vehicle came into my view.
‘Why are they so close?’
It wasn’t even a taxi, so why was the driving so tight?
‘A gun…!’
Isn’t there someone with a gun in the passenger seat?
I immediately rolled down the window.
Whirrr.
Then the other side also startled, opening their window and attempting to aim their gun.
“W-wait, Agent!”
Hanna tried to stop him, but it was already too late.
“Ten thousand won.”
──Bang!
The muzzle of the pistol Almond drew flashed with fire.
The head of the man in the passenger seat was pierced through—he was dead.
-Whoa
-One shot, one kill
-People die when they get shot
-Damn
-Ten thousand won lmaooo
Almond himself was satisfied, thinking he’d reacted incredibly fast.
“Agent! Those… those people didn’t know this was our vehicle!”
So it seemed killing them wasn’t supposed to happen.
“?”
“They were just an escort vehicle following from a distance—enemies of ours. They had no idea we existed.”
They didn’t know?
So they were just passing by alongside us?
“No, now they will. Reinforcements are going to pour in massively.”
Sigh.
Hanna exhaled deeply, lamenting the situation.
‘More are coming?’
Almond, who’d received a kill-per-mission bonus, seemed oddly pleased about it.
-Corners of mouth rising lmao
-Suppressed laughter lv.99
-Looks like he’s trembling while laughing. Or am I mistaken?
-Fact) Nut Shake fans are going insane rn lol
“I’m not laughing….”
That’s when Almond tried to explain.
──Crash!!!
The enemy’s counterattack.
The window on the driver’s side shattered.
The driver died instantly.
“!?”
Screeeeeech…!
The car suddenly lurched violently side to side.
Thud!
Even Almond, who’d been bracing himself, was slammed against the car’s wall.
Honk honk honk honk!
The cars on either side blared their horns in alarm.
-Yikes
-What the—
-Geez, you scared me!
Even in the midst of this chaos, Hanna threw herself forward and seized the steering wheel.
Click!
She reached out and managed to activate autonomous driving.
“I’ve activated autonomous driving, Agent. I’ll put on my earpiece and switch to emergency protocol immediately.”
“Isn’t this supposed to be bulletproof glass….”
Almond muttered with a hint of disbelief. He hadn’t expected the window to shatter from a single shot like that.
A painfully realistic answer came back.
“We don’t have the budget.”
-Startup assassination company lmao
-Yeah, can’t help that lol
It smells salty, it smells salty ㅠㅠ
-Just rob a bank instead you bastards lol
“With the driver deceased, sidekick Hanna takes over driving duties.”
Hanna opened the driver’s side door and tossed the driver’s corpse out.
Now fully settled in the driver’s seat, she spoke.
“Agent. I’ve transmitted the predicted enemy positions. The recommended weapon would be….”
She glanced at the rearview mirror for a moment, then changed her words.
“I think you can handle it however you see fit.”
-Giving up lol
-She’s smart
-Giving up makes it easier~
Hahaha lol
Zing.
Enemy positions materialized in my vision.
“Huh? There are that many?”
Looking out the window, some of the enemies had their upper bodies sticking out through the sunroof, openly aiming their guns.
They were ready for a proper fight.
“We’re supposed to carry out a covert assassination. Why are they being so blatant… Is it because we don’t have money….”
We’ve made all the preparations to execute this operation secretly.
Yet they’re provoking us so openly. Isn’t this rather unfair?
“You fired first, Agent!”
hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
-Facts
-He shot first
Hahaha, huge explosion
Almond nodded and replied.
“This is why Grandmother told me to join a conglomerate.”
-LMAOOO
-Blaming it on a small company?
-HAHAHAHA
After muttering such things, Almond equipped a massive gun that looked great for rapid fire.
The instructions were roughly displayed in a popup window beside me.
“Once you’re ready, I’ll open the rear door of the van. Take out all of them for me.”
-Do it!
-HAHAHAHA Almond do it
-Anyway it’s better for the kill missions now lol
Clang!
Almond fixed the machine gun to the floor.
‘Black sedan on the left.’
I brought my eye to the scope and calmly placed my index finger above the trigger.
It was incomparable in size to the pistols or rifles I’d used before.
But since it was fixed to the floor, the stability was even better.
“Ready.”
“Roger.”
Hanna—for reasons she couldn’t quite explain—turned the speaker volume to maximum and pulled the door opening switch at the same time.
-What’s with the BGM sorcery lol
-Damn
-Aesthetic
-Espionage + jazz + handsome = paradise
Thunk!
The rear door of the van began to open.
Hanna shouted over the upbeat music.
“The enemies are about to open fire immediately. I’ll weave through the civilian vehicles in a zigzag pattern. Take your shots in between.”
Click.
The door was now fully open.
Hanna was right.
The enemies’ guns erupted in unison.
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
“It’s shaking.”
Hanna twisted the steering wheel back and forth, rendering the enemies’ spray fire as meaningless as possible.
They too seemed unwilling to harm civilians, hesitating their fire as they pulled in front of civilian vehicles.
But it was the same for me. On my lens, civilians were marked with [ABSOLUTELY NO FIRE].
“Now!”
Hanna gave me a signal in advance that she’d move back into the firing zone. She yanked the steering wheel hard.
Screeeech!
The enemies poked their heads out again.
The enemies raised their heads again.
‘The sedan on the left.’
Almond immediately locked onto the target, held his breath, and pressed his eye against the scope.
‘Just a bit more….’
If a few more enemies appeared and the vehicle moved left.
‘Now.’
My finger squeezed the trigger firmly.
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!!!!
“!”
The machine gun unleashed a deafening roar and violent recoil, shredding the enemies.
Boom!
The riddled vehicle flew through the air.
Screeeech!
Hanna wedged the van back between civilian vehicles.
-Wow!
-Oh, that driving skill though
-Should’ve had you driving from the start lol
Taxi-grade driving, crazy
-Kyaa!
and the action is crazy
-This is insane fr
‘What is this.’
Even I was amazed.
The violent recoil of the gun, its heat, and the destructive power that came with it.
For someone who’d only ever fired a bow, this weapon was far too exhilarating.
“Going again.”
Screeeech!
Hanna wrenched the steering wheel hard once more.
In sync with her movement, I pulled the trigger again.
Tat-tat-tat!
Tat-tat!
Even as my vision spun dizzily, my focus remained unwavering.
Ping! Ting!
While the enemies’ bullets ricocheted off the van, every single one of my rounds found their mark.
Hanna, catching a glimpse of me in the rearview mirror, stared in silent admiration, her mouth slightly agape.
“What. You’re not even dodging?!”
Hanna snapped her attention back to the road and turned the wheel.
“Ah, yes! Agent.”
Screeeech!
* * *
Meanwhile, every time Hanna turned the steering wheel, there was a group of people reacting in shock.
“Ah… Ugh….”
“Hey, hey… Why is the score calculation like this?”
The booth employees of the Hitman Simulator.
“Actually, they’re just passing by thugs. But he’s killing all of them.”
That’s right.
The things that were fundamentally missing from their calculations.
These are enemies that could normally just be passed by.
In this case, they’re enemy agents moving quickly. But Almond was shooting and killing every single one of them.
“Why on earth are you killing all of them?! Isn’t it hard on you too?”
The answer was already coming through the screen from Almond’s voice.
[Is it 200,000 won now!?]
[210,000 won~]
“Some lunatic must have set a per-kill mission reward….”
Money comes out every time he kills, so he kills.
“Geez. This completely changes the calculation!?”
“Yeah….”
The employees finally understood why Department Manager Park had that strange concern earlier.
But even if they apologized to him now and went back to the past, the future wouldn’t change.
There’s no grounds to stop a streamer who’s decided to do a challenge.
“Ugh….”
Their insides are boiling. Boiling.
[250,000 won~!]
[260,000 won~!]
And still, the money keeps rising.
“No way. What kind of taxi fare is this!?”
“…Even if you made a taxi out of a Ferrari, it wouldn’t go up like that.”
“Is this all calibrated for elite agents? No, why can’t they fight!?”
Grasping at straws, they even throw out nearly meaningless questions.
“Yes. It’s all calibrated for elite difficulty, and they’re not fighting poorly—it’s just that the opponent….”
It’s useless. As expected, computers don’t make mistakes.
Only humans make mistakes.
Like the booth employees here right now.
“Sigh….”
“We haven’t gone bankrupt yet.”
“That’s true. But we’re already done for by the day after tomorrow.”
With just the points earned so far, it was already impossible to operate until the last day of G-Star.
“Even if we sign advertising contracts… is this right?”
“Actually, advertising contracts and draining all the points don’t necessarily have to go together.”
The absolute best outcome would be if that bastard had the good sense to die.
“Let’s see how it goes. The next mission is something Almond has never attempted before, so it could fall apart spectacularly.”
Still, there was one chapter where I could hold onto some hope.
* * *
“Haa… Haa… Agent Almond. Agent Hanna. We’ve neutralized all enemies.”
Hanna reported while wiping cold sweat from her forehead over the steering wheel.
There were no more enemies pursuing them now.
Almond finally relaxed and slumped down.
“Understood. Moving out.”
Following the Operator’s instructions, they parked a battered van in a corner of a construction site.
Calling it a parking spot was generous—it was practically a junker.
“Agent? We’ve located the movements of the executive who ordered Agent A’s assassination. Getting close would trigger the enemy’s radar network, as you just experienced….”
Whoosh.
Hanna slid open the gun storage case and handed over a long, sleek rifle.
“…It’s a sniper mission.”
A sniper rifle.
-Whoa
-Sniper shot
-Sniper oof
-Pungsna appears! Nut Sniper is going!
-Vicious Sniper (physical)
“The farther you shoot from, the higher the mission success rate. Please shoot from as far outside the enemy’s radar network as possible.”
“From far away….”
Just how far were they talking about?
Sniping was an area I’d never ventured into before, so I couldn’t quite grasp the distance.
But then─
Ding ding! Ding ding!
[BigSon has registered a mission!]
[1,000 won per meter!]
-oof BigSon’s mission?
-1,000 won per meter lol
-What’s gotten into him? lol
-Haha lol
-Nice
-Per meter? That’s 500,000 won just for 500 meters?
-BigSon working hard today lol
This was unexpected.
A mission from BigSon.
And it was a mission that paid money per sniper distance.
“…Hanna.”
“Yes, Agent.”
“What’s the longest distance record?”
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