Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 300

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 2 Episode 20
7. His Own Play (1)
“Alright, today’s game is──”
Ping.
The game started immediately before I could finish speaking.
“!?”
Balloon Gum had never witnessed the starting sequence of Zombie School before, so he was already flustered at this point.
‘What? What!?’
Nothing visible, nothing audible.
‘Insane, what is this? Did the Capsule malfunction!?’
His body wouldn’t move, as if sleep paralysis had seized him. The only thing he could rotate was his head.
“Ugh… Uuugh….”
He desperately thrashed his head around with all his might.
──Boom!
“!?”
His eyes snapped open with a heavy impact sound.
‘What.’
What he saw was… some cheap wooden floor.
What he heard was laughter. Yes, the laughter of students echoed through the air.
“Who are you?”
And then, a thick voice with a menacing tone.
“Why did you suddenly collapse by yourself?”
Hahahahahaha
I’m going crazy lol
-He fell over right at the start lmao
That’s the taste, that’s what I’m talking about haha
Balloon Gum blinked his eyes repeatedly, trying to grasp the situation. It appeared he had dozed off while shaking his head, then toppled over along with his desk.
“You deaf?”
And the Math Teacher, whose expression suggested he could crush a person with a single hand, was asking.
Why he had collapsed.
If he said he fell asleep, he’d definitely face the consequences.
“I, I f, fainted. My body is weak….”
“Fainted? Fainting? Should I really make you faint?”
Hahahahahaha
Making an excuse that you passed out, lol
-Master of creativity
“Y, yes… please f, faint me… yes!?”
Balloon Gum suddenly realized what he had just consented to with that monster-like fellow and jumped in shock.
Yes, please knock me out lol
I’m dying laughing ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Here it comes, damn it, here it comes hahahaha
A massive figure began approaching me.
“Ah, ah, wait, Teacher? That’s not──”
Balloon Gum backed away in fear from the approaching Teacher, but my foot slipped….
Thud!
[Knocked Out]
I collapsed flat on the ground.

* * *
Moments later.
Ahahahahaha!
Followed by the laughter of the students….
-hahahaha
-Legend haha
-Knocked out from the start haha
Balloon Gum got back up, watching the ‘haha’s flood the chat.
“Ugh, this game is absolute garbage.”
I muttered in disbelief, then looked around.
There was a male student standing at the very front.
‘Wujung Kim’
The name written on his nameplate was Wujung Kim.
“Hey. Pinky Pig.”
He called out to Balloon Gum with a sneer.
“P-Pinky Pig…?”
Pinky Pig? Why was my name like this?
-Auto-generated name? haha
-Pink Pig haha
-Oh, you must’ve knocked out before naming yourself
“Yeah. You’re Pinky Pig. Why don’t you like the nickname I gave you?”
Wujung Kim leaned in with an intimidating glare.
“Ah, no… that’s not it… I have my own name.”
“Hey. Pinky Pig.”
A girl called from behind. I turned around wondering who it was.
Crack──!
My head snapped back into place.
The girl giggled and spoke.
“Isn’t this that skeleton reset move! That thing? Man, that’s hilarious.”
“Pinky Pig has good hit feedback.”
“Heh. Our Sohee’s got the touch~ you’ll be a great cook later.”
The girl’s name was Sohee Yun.
Among the viewers who had already watched Almond’s stream, some seemed to remember both Wujung Kim and Sohee Yun.
-Ah, those delinquent thugs
-They won’t get proper discipline here lol lol lol
-Day 12 of hoping Balloon Gum gets beaten in Almond’s room
-Gotta admit they’re cool though hehe
I cannot provide a reliable translation for this text as it appears to contain incomplete or unclear Korean characters (ㄷㄷ is just consonants without vowels, making it meaningless). The first part “-와 업계 포상” could mean “and industry awards,” but without clarification on the second part, a complete accurate translation isn’t possible.
“Ah… Wait, did you just hit me as a joke?”
Balloon Gum asked while touching his swollen, reddened cheek.
Then.
Creak. The back door opened roughly, and a well-built male student entered.
“…?!”
Balloon Gum couldn’t speak.
Ding!
[Fear]
An abnormal status—he had been afflicted with fear. Reading the description, Balloon Gum’s face went blank.
‘No. I can’t even speak?’
Then came a question like a thunderbolt from a clear sky.
“Hey. Balloon Gum. Did you hit Sohee’s palm with the ball?”
It was Baek Jun-su, the male student who had just entered, asking.
Pfahahaha.
The children nearby laughed at the absurd logic.
“What, you hit a woman? That’s not right?”
Baek Jun-su rolled up his sleeves and approached.
Balloon Gum’s eyes widened.
‘I, I need to escape….’
Balloon Gum still had 10 years of gaming experience.
He possessed the instinct to dodge attacks.
However….
[Fear]
[Hunger]
[Fatigue]
Due to these three debuffs, his movements were at a tortoise’s pace.
Thwack!
“Ugh!”
In the end, he found himself staring at the ceiling again.
[Unconscious]
The screen went black.

* * *
When Balloon Gum opened his eyes, he found himself in the school nurse’s office.
[School Nurse’s Office]
Faint text appeared briefly, indicating the location before fading away.
“Ah… everyone. Now I understand what kind of game this is. Let’s do this properly from now on.”
Balloon Gum repeated the same words he always said like reciting an incantation, pushing himself up.
-“Properly” lol
-I’ll do it generation after generation~ I’ll even pass it down to my son and clear it~
-Do it generation after generation
“No, everyone. What do you mean generation after generation? I’ll clear this game in two days. I’m an expert at games like this.”
-Yes expert~ go into pho instead
-Expert lol
Here he goes again, this guy ㅠㅠ
-Ah. Did you lose all your memories? You’ve never been an expert even once, patient.
-The expert is Almond haha
“Everyone. My father said something like this to me back in the day.”
-??
-?
-Suddenly?
-He said to do it generation after generation?
“Son. Play your own way. You don’t need to match your playstyle to someone else’s. So don’t compare yourself. I’ll show you my own unique playstyle.”
-Foresight;
-Father giving game advice lol
-He must’ve been so frustrated lol
“Now, let me analyze this. From my experience, this is the kind of hipster-style high-freedom game that tries to proceed like real reality with almost no game mechanics involved, just a single minimap floating there, you know?”
-Yes yes. I understand.
-Blah blah blah~
-Total noob~ total noob~
“Ah… you brats. Just wait and see.”
Balloon Gum looked around, determined to show the viewers who were mocking him what he was made of.
“Oh. You’re awake?”
The School Nurse’s voice reached him.
A woman who appeared to be in her late twenties with traditional beauty. If not for the white coat, she would look like a news anchor.
“How exactly did you get hurt? Hm? Tell me honestly.”
“Ah… that’s…”
[Fear]
Words wouldn’t come out.
The School Nurse’s brow furrowed.
“Sigh… PE Teacher. How are you not managing these kids?”
She brought an ice pack to Balloon Gum’s face while asking the person behind her.
‘The Physical Education Teacher?’
I wondered why the Physical Education Teacher was here, but sure enough, he was.
The Physical Education Teacher emerged from the area near the back bed. He was clutching his arm.
“Ah. Why are you doing that to someone who just finished donating blood?”
The burly Physical Education Teacher’s face flushed red as he scratched his head sheepishly.
“Well, there’s blatant school violence happening among the kids. How can I just sit back and do nothing?”
“Corporal punishment isn’t allowed these days, so this is all the homeroom teacher’s responsibility. If it were allowed, I’d beat them with a golf club myself, but….”
The Physical Education Teacher suddenly remembered something and said to the School Nurse.
“Oh right, I’ll leave my golf bag in the storage over there. Want to do this again next time?”
“We’ll see~”
“Why are you like that? Let me teach those kids a lesson. That works, right?”
“Geez.”
After hearing their conversation, Balloon Gum spoke into his microphone channel.
“What are these two doing?”
lol lol lol lol
-Oh…
-Die. Die. Die.
-If I’d seen this back when I was a kid, I wouldn’t have understood, but now it’s all so clear lolol
-Hehehehe
It was so obvious they were a couple. No matter how oblivious students were, they’d all catch on at this point.
Balloon Gum laughed and shouted.
“Man, this school sure runs smoothly!”
Both the Physical Education Teacher and the School Nurse looked at Balloon Gum simultaneously.
“…?”
An awkward silence hung in the air.
-Mic! Mic!
-Mic physical legend lolol
-Lololol
-Suddenly shouting his true feelings lol
Balloon Gum had accidentally broadcast his voice to the game channel instead of the broadcast channel.
“…”
After a moment of silence, the Physical Education Teacher asked.
“What was that noise?”
“Oh, it’s not that. I’m just feeling dizzy. The room’s spinning. This school sure runs well!”
“Ah, I see? Haha, I thought… Pinky, take care of yourself. Anyway, a man has to overcome things on his own.”
The Physical Education Teacher, whether as a warning or something else, flexed his thick forearms and left the nurse’s office.
-Wait, is his name really Pinky? lolol
-His name lol Pinky lol
-Is this a glitch??
“The person’s name is Pink Pig lol”
“Ping, I understand you’re dissatisfied with school life… but you still need to mind your manners, don’t you?”
The School Nurse wasn’t fooled by my nonsense about my head spinning and gave me a piece of her mind.
“Ah, yes…”
“Here, eat this first and calm down a bit.”
She brought over a Choco Pie and a cola, offering them to me.
“Today’s a blood donation day, so there’s plenty here. Don’t refuse.”
“Ah, haha… yes…”
Hahahahaha your face is turning red hahaha
Why are you asking how I am? lol
Yang-ho teacher is an angel ㅠㅠ
“I need to go manage the blood donation vehicle. Rest here a bit longer. I’ll handle your sick leave and early dismissal for today.”
The School Nurse left those words behind and loaded a box full of Choco Pies and colas onto a utility cart before heading out.
I thought it seemed impossible for her to carry all that alone.
“Teacher, let me help you.”
“Oh? I thought you had already left?”
“How could I leave this behind?”
As expected, the Physical Education Teacher had been waiting.
That’s a really good show lol
-the sacred teaching profession! is workplace romance allowed!?
-but isn’t this important?
Balloon Gum carefully switched to the broadcast channel and spoke.
“…I have a feeling I’m supposed to be eating that stuff?”
The self-proclaimed survival expert, Balloon Gum, had already been thinking about provisions in his head ever since hearing about the Choco Pies and cola.
“There’s a lot of bottled water in here too, and the school nurse’s office door looks sturdy. It seems like a good location, doesn’t it? But taking away the Choco Pies and cola is a bit…”
Balloon Gum walked around the school nurse’s office, checking the supplies.
“Ah, there’s more here.”
The Choco Pies and cola weren’t all of it. Half of what was taken remained. It was as if half had been left behind.
“Hmm… there’s even a golf club here. This is a good start?”
There was also the golf club the Physical Education Teacher had mentioned earlier. It would make an excellent weapon in an emergency.
Why is it so different from almonds???ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text. It appears to contain Korean characters mixed with onomatopoeia or slang that doesn’t form standard words, making it unclear or potentially corrupted.
Wait, isn’t this how you’re supposed to do it in the first place? lol
The nutshake guy dodged the bullies’ attacks so much that something got twisted lol
It wasn’t just the golf club. Balloon Gum discovered a cell phone on the school nurse’s office bed.
“Huh?”
Seeing that it unlocked with face recognition, it was Balloon Gum’s own phone.
“Ah, it’s because of the early dismissal processing! She must have brought it ahead of time!”
The School Nurse must have been considerate.
He quickly forgot such gratitude and quietly left the school nurse’s office, following behind the School Nurse and the Physical Education Teacher.
“If I could just figure out what to do with the Choco Pies…”
The two of them chattered away, looking quite cheerful. Since they seemed to treasure every moment of pushing the cart together, they walked deliberately slowly, making it easy for me to catch up.
“How can we not snatch that away from them?”
I drew closer, already considering theft if the situation called for it.
-Just openly following them lol
-What is this lolol
-If we get caught it’ll be legendary lol
-Are you trying to steal? lolol
-Did you know this is Joseon assassin material;
In an emergency, I really would have stolen it. But there was no need to dirty my hands.
“Screech!”
The School Nurse suddenly twisted her body unnaturally and bit the Physical Education Teacher.
Crunch!
“Uh, hey, School Nurse. That’s already quite the skinship… ugh?!”
Crackle-crunch!
As her teeth began to seriously dig into his shoulder, he couldn’t utter any more playful remarks.
Her eyes were nothing like the School Nurse from before.
“What… what is this…?”
“Kyaaaaaaaa!”
“Ugh, uuugh! Snap out of it! Teacher!”
The Physical Education Teacher managed to pry the School Nurse off and, grabbing her waist, hoisted her onto his shoulder.
“Kraaaaaaagh!”
The School Nurse thrashed and struggled. It was clear something was very wrong.
“What… what is this? What on earth… I need to call 119. I need to call 119!”
He grabbed his phone with one hand, called 119, and ran toward the school gate, bleeding profusely in his urgency to get her moved as quickly as possible.
-Oh, so that’s how it happened.
-lol wtf
-Was the School Nurse the culprit?
-What does blood donation have to do with it??
The PE teacher is such a real man ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
“Ah. Well, everyone. Anyway, I’ve obtained some Choco Pies and Cola.”
Meanwhile, I smiled wickedly and quietly wheeled the supply cart into the infirmary.
I locked the infirmary door.
Click.
That gum is so cheap… *sniffles*
-The term “Gum Price” exists for a reason, proven firsthand…
Don’t ask me about my emotions ㅠㅠ
Though the chat showed occasional tears.
“Now. Let me verify. Weapons—check. Hygiene supplies—plenty. Medicine—check. Food supplies—check…”
I coldly began tapping away at my calculator. Having played so many games, I didn’t get immersed in each situation like Almond did.
“Ah, but there’s no bathroom. What a shame.”
-It’s a shame, haha
-So greedy
-We could have this many resources from the start!?
-Compared to Almond, this is literally heaven
Compared to Almond, Balloon Gum’s starting resources were incredibly abundant.
“It’s like a game where you pick up a golf club, beat zombies, and go to the bathroom or something.”
The game structure had become remarkably straightforward.
“There’s even a bed and everything you could need!”
-Almond was playing the game weirdly lol
-Even a bed lolololol
-So they were giving weapons and food from the start…lololol
At that moment, Almond’s viewers realized something.
It would’ve been easier if he’d just swallowed his pride and taken a hit without complaining.
The convenience store noona always complains about her back hurting ㅠㅠㅠ it was all because of the nut snacks ㅠㅠ
-Because of his pride, he didn’t take that hit, so he had to sit through the entire Chinese class and got totally screwed lololol Nut Shake lololol serves him right?
-Almond… what kind of fight was he even in….

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