Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 233

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 1 Episode 233
80. Pool Party (2)
Before the tournament begins, a personal broadcast.
Mosol picked up the camera with an expression brimming with confidence.
He swept his hair back and brought the camera close to his face.
“Hehehehe… Everyone. I was truly born as a real man.”
Judging by the way you’re laughing like that, it seems like you’re not bothered at all?
Lying from the first word lol
-Seriously no, just practice playing with your eyes closed.
Of course, his fans offered him sincere advice, saying his confidence was baseless.
But Mosol, with that gleam of obsession in his eyes, didn’t hear a word of it.
Whoosh.
He swept his hair back once more, emphasizing his transformed appearance.
“Don’t you see my new hairstyle?”
-It does look better with the hair up. But still the real…
Why the heck are you wearing those dorky glasses in virtual reality? lol
How about changing your head like Anpanman instead of just changing your hairstyle?
-If just putting your hair up made you a real man, who’d deliver the bread, you bastard!
-Did you give up on the nationwide bread delivery business?
“Ugh. Who said I run a nationwide bread delivery business? I’ve never been a bread shuttle!”
Mosol is only twenty years old.
An age where his perspective is far too limited to endure the relentless teasing from seasoned veterans.
So he’s shouting at the camera again.
His reaction is so funny lolololol
-Impact damage one-trick
I’ve never delivered bread before, but I’m always ready to do it whenever, you know? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
That’s cute lolol
[Commander donated 1,000 won.]
Ah lol not a bread shuttle lol it’s a bread-level spectrometer haha hehehehe~
A donation echoing in the voice of a man who sounds like his weight rivals a shuttle.
A dimensional spectrometer is the cutting-edge transport of the Protoss, one generation upgraded from a shuttle.
It possesses the technology to summon units directly on the spot.
“Ugh…”
-dimensional spectrometer lol
-Bread summoned instantly!
-But hey Mosol, listen to the story. Why did you actually become a real man? Let’s hear it~~
“Right. Finally someone asking the proper question. See, my birthday was last week.”
That’s right. Mosol’s birthday was last week.
He’d received quite a bit of celebratory donations back then.
-So you’re asking for more donations?
-A kid already doing this? Tsk tsk! Ugh!
-Do you also deliver birthday cakes?
“No. No. I don’t deliver birthday cakes. I don’t deliver regular cakes either! What’s important is that I’m completely over nineteen years old, isn’t it!? Everyone!?”
Slap.
He held up numerous magazines featuring Miho.
Photo spreads from lingerie brands that minors couldn’t purchase, along with swimsuit concept shoots.
-Ohhh…
Is it okay for this to come out? lol
-Wow… I think I’d struggle even more watching this….
“Nature tells us: adapt or perish.”
That crazy bastard lol
-Nature would never tell you something like that individually.
-Who’s Nature? Is she pretty?
I’m going crazy lolololol
-Seriously, world champion at spouting complete nonsense
“I, Jeong Gi-chan, have completely adapted.”
-Nature: ???
-Nature doesn’t want to date you~
-So you’re saying you’ve adapted to single life?
The teasing continued.
“Are you even human!?”
Boom.
Mosol finally burst out shouting.
-You’re hardly human~ just like your sperm~
Hahahahaha so funny ㅋㅋㅋ do that scream again~~~
Industry awards are insane.
-Wow, finally made him yell. Where’s the guy who bet with me earlier?
-Human, you say. First time hearing that.
Yet the chat seemed completely unaffected by his outburst.
“Ugh. Anyway, just watch the match properly. Everyone.”
Slap.
Mosol pointed at the camera to end his broadcast, then headed to the arena.
* * *
“Alright! All players are here! Let’s check out the ban picks!”
The first ban was Soloizebaek.
But moments later, the commentators were startled.
“Huh?”
“Wow!? This is clearly a provocation!”
“T-They’re doing it like this!?”
Cheers erupted from the audience.
-Uwaaaaaa!
-Jeong Ki-chan! Jeong Ki-chan! Jeong Ki-chan!
Mosol was holding something up. It was Miho’s photo book.
He tossed it backward as if he no longer needed it, making it disappear into his inventory.
As if discarding something worthless.
“Wow! Player Mosol! That’s bold! Did you finally overcome it!?”
“Wait, those photo books are… things Player Mosol couldn’t afford, aren’t they!?”
“Oh! W-wait a moment…”
The Caster exchanges words with the staff for a moment.
“…Ah. According to what I’ve heard, Player Mosol had his birthday sometime last week!”
That’s crazy lolololol
and lol
-The moment he becomes an adult, buying Miho’s photo book… life is legend…
Hahahahaha Doraemon hahahaha
-This is the real deal.
“Wow, if he really did overcome it, that’s dangerous!? I won’t have anything to tease him about during commentary!”
King Gul smacked his lips with genuine regret.
I can’t laugh that hard lol
That bad guy lol
-‘King’ Gul
“That means we can finally hear proper commentary… no, see his true skill!?”
“Yes? Aha! That’s right! Player Mosol’s true ability! Everyone will be curious whether he can display it against Player Miho!”
-???: I feel like something just went past
Haha, the caster is broke.
-“Tone it down, King Gul”
An intriguing dynamic had formed from the start.
But this was merely the beginning.
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After both teams finished their bans, the picks began.
Whoooosh!
Water surged up from all directions.
Behind Miho, a girl with flowing blue hair descended, scattering water everywhere.
[Tranquil Wave – Aqua]
-Uwaaaaaaaaa!
-Miho! Miho! Miho!
-Big sis, take me with you!
-Big sis ahhhhh!
The audience’s cheers were not weakened at all compared to Aqua’s first appearance. Rather, having already experienced Miho’s pool party Aqua, the anticipation had soared even higher.
“Wow! Player Miho! Aqua again!”
“You’re still just a kid! That’s how you should be shouting!?”
“Are you picking the Pool Party skin!?”
Just as the commentators said, and just as the audience hoped, Miho selected the Pool Party skin.
-Anyone watching would think Kang Shin-gi is playing lol
-Are you picking the Pool Party skin!? This is insane lololol
-This is basically a Kang Shin pick for real lol
Another massive roar erupted from the crowd.
Mosol swallowed hard once.
‘That’s much better than last time.’
He was staring directly at Miho.
I could clearly see that this was different from before.
His expression barely wavered.
“Oh, Mosol! You don’t seem shaken at all!?”
“Well, it seems like he’s trained properly!”
Then several more picks passed.
But at that moment, the commentators noticed something strange.
“Wait? Just a moment. Strawberry Shooter is selecting the Pool Party skin!?”
Pool Party Poison Dart Bunny appeared.
It was a Poison Dart Bunny wearing an adorable duck tube around its belly, shooting a whistle that sprayed water.
“Takoyaki too!”
Next, Taco became Pool Party Hammer Warrior. Instead of an iron hammer, he held a squeaky hammer, and instead of a shield, he held a rescue tube.
A red whistle hanging below the life jacket, plus a hat and sunglasses.
He looked exactly like a lifeguard at the beach.
-What is this lololol
-Are they trying to mess with Mosol?? lol
-This is crazy lol
Sure enough, Balloon Gum also pulled out the Pool Party Iron Ball.
Originally it was a transformation that turned into an iron sphere and rolled around. Now instead of an iron sphere, a transparent and massive volleyball rolls along.
When it’s not a volleyball, he’s a middle-aged man on vacation. His chubby belly is completely exposed, making the situation rather embarrassing.
“Wahaha!”
Balloon Gum laughed awkwardly to forget his embarrassment.
-Lol so cute
-What is this lol
-Did everyone coordinate the Pool Party concept?
-Wait, so Almond too…!?
-Info) Almond has received a Pool Party Ran mission before.
Only Mosol and Almond’s picks remained.
“This is incredible. Balloon Stars! Isn’t this a real provocation toward Mosol!?”
“Exactly! Who would have thought the entire team would equip Pool Party skins and charge in!”
“Now it’s Mosol’s turn to pick!
“So, Mosol. What are you going to choose!”
“Miho showed the boldness of Aqua’s pick, right? So we’d naturally choose a counter to that. With Mosol’s range of avatar manipulation….”
“What options are there?”
“Aqua has such strong control that assassin-type avatars will struggle early on. For a mage, the range is relatively short, so a long-range poking-type avatar would work well too… Ah, they’re picking now.”
[Explosion Maniac – Teri]
An avatar that harasses opponents by throwing bombs from a long range. Explosion Maniac Teri has entered the arena.
“Wow. Mosol, do you have confidence with this avatar too?”
“Explosion Maniac does have long range, right? When you factor in the distance the thrown bomb rolls, it’s incredibly far.”
“Yes. Definitely longer than Aqua’s.”
“By the way, what will Almond pick? I’m sure he’ll definitely do the pool party composition. The fact that Almond has a pool party option among his ADC picks….”
“Among the available ones, it’s probably just Ran, right?”
“Ah! So it’s Ran!”
“Isn’t this accidentally revealing to the opponent that he’s going to play Ran? Haha.”
“Does it even make sense to save it for the last pick then?”
“This seems like an unintended mistake from locking in the concept. It’s probably just a minor detail! We can still win anyway! That kind of vibe, maybe.”
-Pool party Ran!
-Is Almond keeping his promise!?
-Lolololol
Thump.
A blonde boy materialized behind Almond.
As the commentators predicted, he had indeed chosen Ran.
[Pure White Sniper – Ran]
Now it was time to choose a skin.
Almond, who usually made no adjustments here and simply proceeded, was different this time.
His hand twitched slightly as he manipulated something.
A momentary silence fell over the audience.
Gulp.
Countless fans wearing Almond hats swallowed hard.
Splash!
Water cascaded down over Almond, drenching his hair as it transformed to blonde.
Moments later.
The skin appeared in full.
-Kyaaaaaaa!
-Woooow!
He wore vibrant solid-colored swim shorts and an unbuttoned aloha shirt draped over his upper body.
-Bro! Do the Zero Two dance just once!
-That’s so cool!
-Woooow!
His abs, visible beneath the shirt, were so defined they made his other teammates feel self-conscious.
Of course, compared to Strawberry Shooter, for whom fitness was both hobby and life’s purpose, his muscle size wasn’t particularly large, but his body had the solid definition that came from years of professional play.
-Yo, he didn’t buy that with cash, right?
-Is that Almond’s body?
Mond, I told you not to exercise! ㅠㅠ Is it really that hard to do me that one favor?
-That guy has everything…
-He bought it with cash. Anyway, that’s how it is. It’s sold at DisWorld!
-That’s so cool
Lan must just have a slug-like body, but it’s so cool because she has almond-shaped eyes haha
-I’m 33 years old, and from today on, Almond is my hyung.
Almond, perhaps embarrassed by the unexpectedly massive reaction, put on the sunglasses he’d been holding around his neck.
But the gesture looked exactly like he was responding to the fans’ cheers.
-Waaaaaaa!
-Almond! Almond! Almond!
“Wow, I’ve never seen a stadium with this much heat before!”
“Both male and female fans seem to be having a great time!”
“This is a beach, after all! Even if the weather is completely wrong!”
“This is our club!”
King Gul bounced his shoulders excitedly.
“Alright. Let the match begin!”
The actual match started.
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‘Wow. Damn it… they’re all wearing pool party outfits just to catch me?’
On the path from the support lane to mid.
Mosol internally grumbled about the opponent. A team pool party was clearly a provocation aimed at him.
‘Ugh. I’ll win out of disgust.’
He focused hard on not panicking when Miho appeared in mid.
‘Pool party or whatever, I can completely shred Aqua with Explosion Maniac anyway….’
While Explosion Maniac wasn’t quite a hard counter to Aqua, the skill difference made Explosion Maniac completely dominant.
In anything less than a 3v3 fight, Aqua—an awkwardly-ranged mage—had nothing on Explosion Maniac in lane phase.
“Hoo. Hoo.”
Taking deep breaths so his heart wouldn’t race seeing Miho, he arrived at the mid lane tower.
“…?”
He realized something was wrong.
“What? Why is he….”
Coming from there?
Waiting in front of him was Almond, dressed in an aloha shirt.

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