Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1183
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 68
22. The Remnants of Ttok-cheong (3)
After all the twists and turns, the video was finally released.
[Trash’s Slam Dunk]
[Now premiering for the first time!]
The video premiered for the first time.
Meeee~ Meee~
The video began with the sound of summer cicadas ringing out and sunlight streaming down.
In the distance, Balloon Gum stood with the sea as his backdrop.
He turned around and asked.
“Do you like… survival battles?”
[Everything started with her words.]
Refreshing music flowed out.
Damn, hahahahahaha
Hahahaha
It’s not her lol
-Is this a nightmare??
What the heck lol
This is annoying from the start lol
It’s just creation, lol
The music crescendoed, the screen blazed white and transitioned.
Under the sunlight, Chocosong smiled and gave a thumbs up.
“Paladin? What a cool class.”
[Silver Radiance Chocosong]
Hahahahahaha
Hahaha silver light hahaha
Because they’re silver lol
-Yeah, you don’t tank anyway right?
Next came an unfamiliar face.
“Actually…”
A girl with a flushed face appeared.
“I want to rise to the top.”
It was Letmi.
In truth, she had never made such a blushing expression or said such a thing, but the effect was simply added anyway.
By that logic, Balloon Gum had never worn a long-haired wig either.
Hahahahahaha
Skyrocketing lol
-So you revealed your true feelings here, Letmi…
[Let Me Tank, hiding her strength]
Doodung.
A caption like this appears, and the next member enters.
Bontovi.
“T-ta-tang?”
He tilts his head with a vacant expression.
[Tank]
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-Insanekkkk
-4. Tank kkkkk
-Lolkkkkkk
After a very simple introduction, refreshing music swells as a boy bounds up what looks like school stairs.
It’s Almond.
-Ooh
First love material is crazy/insane.
-Is this Seo Tae-woong?
Along with Almond’s sweat-drenched face, this dialogue flows out.
“Senior… you’re not going to ban Iron Ball this time, right?”
A caption emerges with the sunlight glistening off his beads of sweat.
[High School Survival Ace]
Snap!
The screen transitions as Almond points to himself with his thumb.
Even without hearing his voice, it felt like you could hear it.
The commander?
[“The Clever Young Man.”]
-?
-??kkkkkkkkk
-The Clever Young Man!
-Wait, is his name just Ttok-cheong now?kkk
-Lolkkkk
-Isn’t it Clever Teenager?
-You said high school survival, so what’s with young man kkkkk
-The Clever Young Man! The Clever Young Man! The Clever Young Man!
-I can’t believe this is just a video making a fuss over a single placement exam match…
Five running against a school backdrop.
All of them are wearing school uniforms.
One of them is particularly chubby.
He even trips while running.
Kwathud!
The camera rapidly rises toward the sky in urgency.
Naturally, an absurd subtitle appeared.
[A tale of five bound together by youth and passion]
A brilliant blue sky fills the camera frame.
[Let us show you….]
Over it, Balloon Gum’s voice resonates.
[That even trash can do it]
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkk group trash expedition kkk
-lolololol
-ah so damn serious lol
-?kkkkk
-what trash?
Those who hadn’t watched the live broadcast were bewildered by the sudden mention of trash.
But that confusion was quickly resolved.
Boom.
[Trash’s Slam Dunk]
The title appears.
-haha
-lolololol
-honestly have nothing to say;
-Macaron did closed-door training lolololol
-is it really worth making this much fuss over losing one placement exam?
-looks pretty entertaining though?
-nice
If this were the usual Macaron, it would have ended as just a parody video.
But there was a main feature after the intro.
* * *
Crackle!
The main broadcast begins with Balloon Gum.
-Ugh, how pathetic
-He’s really insisting on doing this together kkkkk
-You should climb up through skill~
-He keeps running this with Almond kkkkk
As always, he was being criticized by the viewers.
They found it pathetic how he desperately wanted to be on the same team as Almond.
“Yeah. I admit it. I’m pathetic.”
Whoosh!
Balloon Gum deploys his parachute and descends as he speaks.
“That’s exactly why I have to win even more!”
-?
-??
-?
Question marks flood the chat, but he doesn’t back down.
“Because I’m pathetic! I have to win to make up for it!”
-That’s actually true kkkkk
-Fair point kkkkk
-Lolololol kkkkk
-Did he really say that? kkk
Thud!
Balloon Gum lands on the ground.
Then Almond approaches and applauds.
“Wow…!”
Clap clap.
Over the scene of Almond genuinely applauding that Balloon Gum didn’t die from the fall, a caption appears.
[Literally a ragtag team. However, with the ace “Clever Youth” carrying, they manage to pass the preliminaries.]
After this, quick clips of Almond’s carries flash across the screen.
Slash!
Slaaash!
[Reckless Warrior double kill!]
“Wooooow!”
“Clever Youth!”
His teammates cheering him on.
And his teammates dying again.
Almond killing more enemies once more.
And then─
[The appearance of the first formidable opponent in the preliminaries]
Kaboom!
[Mana Burst]
Bontovi blazed with azure flames.
[Jello → Bontovi]
Ding~!
Jello, now as Reina, adjusted her sunglasses and spoke.
“This is… revenge?”
[Microbe’s Jello]
-kkkkkkkkkkkkk
-fr looks like a third-rate villain kkk
-lmaokkkkk
-Microbe’s Jello kkkkkkkkk
Almond countered.
“If you want revenge, you shouldn’t play as Reina.”
A spectacular battle scene unfolded with music.
Swoooosh!
Kaboom!
A fierce clash between bow and blade.
Jello tried to summon his final power, but—
“Die by your girlfriend’s bow! Almond!!”
Swoooosh!
[It was Microbe’s Jello… who died.]
Almond, victorious with a level 4 Rubisword against Reina.
“The commander?”
At his question, his teammates erupted in excitement.
“The Smart Young Man!”
“The Smart Young Man!”
Edited chat messages flooded in.
-Commander? Smart Young Man! Commander? Smart Young Man! Commander? Smart Young Man!
-Commander? Smart Young Man!
-Tough Young Man…
-Damn
-We’re living in the age of Ttokcheong Stronghold
Heavily biased edited chat messages.
-lmaokkkkk
-History’s so distorted lol kkk
-No way kkkkk
-lmaokkkkk
Yet those who watched this battle-edited video couldn’t help but be convinced.
-He’s pretty good though
Almond is genuinely skilled at the game.
In fact, this question always followed him.
-Is he actually smart?
The team seemed to be on a winning streak.
[Yet a wandering young man in his adolescence….]
-Nah kkkkkkk
-Is he a young man?
-kkkkk
Doodung.
A large number appeared on screen.
[6/10]
The point where roughly half were eliminated.
Letmi frantically searched for Almond.
“Ah, no! Almond, where… where did you go!?”
[The team manager searched for him, but his whereabouts remained unknown.]
-Is she the manager? kkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkk
-It does suit her
-I heard she’s a streamer too
-kkkkk
Kwakwang!
An ice wall erupted, and teammates were pushed back.
They all fell one after another.
[Without the intelligent young man, the team suffered insults and crushing defeat.]
“Are those your last words?”
“Did you think your boyfriend would save you?”
“Looks like you’re doing a duo with your boyfriend?”
Letmi collapsed to the ground, sobbing.
“Even doing this, we still lose! Damn it!”
From Letmi’s perspective, kneeling before the enemies.
A Rubisword flew toward her.
Zzzzzzzt!
A brief static noise cut through.
[“Win.”]
Such a caption appeared.
And─
Crack!
In a space where no one had been, the back of a man suddenly appeared.
-Win kkkkk
-???: I… I want to play survival mode…
Spark guy, just you! ㅠㅠㅠ You’re back?!
Damn it, waaah waaah waaah
I’m crying so hard.
-kkk
Soon after, I zoomed in on Letmi’s widened eyes. The figure of the man reflected in those eyes was none other than a returning hero.
“That… that person is…”
Letmi murmured in disbelief.
“The… the intelligent young man…?”
Of course, this was a fabrication created by combining several of Letmi’s statements.
She had told Almond, who asked “What about command?”, to “just use Rubisword.”
But Macaron was the type who didn’t care about what actually happened.
-Ttok-entered it kkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-Whatkkkkkkkk
History distortion, seriously.
-kkkkkkkkkk
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (lol/haha)
-Kyaa
-Thrilling
Many of the viewers watching this premiere for the first time hadn’t actually seen the live broadcast.
For them, this became actual history.
[Lv. 6]
Almond’s level was zoomed in on.
Along with dazzling camera work and BGM that rivaled music broadcasts, Almond’s massacre began.
Swoooosh!
Swash!
[The intelligent young man who had finished his wandering had returned even stronger.]
-Kyaa
-Insane kkkk
I cannot provide a translation for this input as it appears to be random Korean consonants without vowels, which does not form meaningful words or phrases in Korean.
-Intelligent young man! Intelligent young man! Intelligent young man!
That’s only a 3-pointer, wow.
-This is total propaganda kkkk
-He left to level up alone and this is what happened kkkkkkkk
-This is insane
-He really is the intelligent young man
Of course, there were a few who had witnessed the actual history.
But their voices couldn’t be heard.
The overwhelming carry power of Almond displayed in the edited footage was more than enough to dispel all controversy and doubt.
[The Reckless Warrior is legendary!]
Most importantly, the members of this team were shouting at the top of their lungs.
“The Brilliant Young Man!”
“The Brilliant Young Woman!”
“The Brilliant Young Man!”
Zzzzzzzt.
The screen transitioned.
A large number appeared.
Doodung.
[3/10]
Only three teams remained.
[Semifinals – Popcorn Match]
-Wait, they faced Popcorn too? kkk
-What kkk is this really a tournament kkk
-Wow kkkkk
That’s crazy/insane
-Kyaa
-Finally…
A confrontation with Popcorn.
The sky turned crimson, and I transformed into the Jujak.
Almond also deployed his Kang-sin technique, engaging in aerial combat.
There wasn’t a single fabrication in this scene, yet the AllTube viewers were astounded.
lol
-Wow
-What a show
Taiwan’s 3-pointer is crazy.
-Kyaa
-Insane
-Gasp
Popcorn is crazy/insane.
[An intense clash between each team’s ace, however─]
Kwaaaang!
A kraken’s tentacle soared above the crimson sky.
-?
-???
-?
-What?
-Huh?
-Insane kkkkk
-Ttok-cheong eliminated damn
[Both teams’ aces eliminated]
At that moment, as if demanding the sacrifice of hearts, Bontovi cries out.
“Don’t you dare back down!!”
-oooh
-saaacrifice
-huk kkk
-kyaa
-as expected, Civil M Commander oooh
Both teams’ aces were gone.
Yet an incredibly fierce offensive and defensive battle unfolded.
Kwaaang!
“Cough!”
Teammates began to fall.
“Shoooot!”
“Kill them!”
“Ughhhh!”
[Yet through Ttok-cheong’s sacrifice, members awakened one by one.]
“I… shined when I was with Almond. Maybe I’m using Iron Ball based on those memories…”
Balloon Gum’s Iron Ball initiate, executed while coughing blood.
[When was your moment of glory?]
With such a caption, that Iron Ball completely wrecked the opposing team.
Kwaaang!
[For me… it’s now.]
Haha, damn it lol
-direction kkkkkkkkkkk
-ahahkkkkkkkk
Hahahahahahaha
-gone crazy kkkkkkkkk
-insane fabrication kkkkkkkkkkk kkk
Letmi follows, running and scattering nails.
Her running is played in slow motion as a voice echoes.
[Senior… I have something to confess…]
Letmi’s voice was pure fabrication.
-?
-??
-what?
hahahaha
What genre is this lol
-it’s rude, but workplace romance~
Next, Chocosong, scowling fiercely, is zoomed in as she throws a bomb.
[They tease me at Silver, saying I’ve only done explosion blasts a thousand times. But…]
Kwakwang!
Her Kang-sin technique struck the enemies squarely.
[…I want to be acknowledged.]
Next, Bontovi blocked the barrage of attacks flying toward Chocosong.
[Tank…!]
That was all his voice could muster.
-No way kkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-That’s too much kkkkk
-Don’t back down, you got this~
In slow motion, the remaining members of the Popcorn team fell one by one.
And then that dialogue played.
“We’re… making a promise.”
Words that Balloon Gum had actually spoken.
“If we win this, we’re all uploading this match to the whole tube. The title is… ‘The Rebellion of Trash’.”
Of course, what kind of ending this referred to.
The viewers who had already seen the thumbnail all knew.
-kkkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkkkk
Hahahahaha lol
-kkkk
Kwakwang!
In any case, the Popcorn team was completely wiped out.
[Team 1 Out!]
“Waaaaaaaaaa!”
Cheering teammates emerged.
The screen froze at that moment.
Zzzzzzzzzt!
[However, a video with such a title was never uploaded.]
Only this text appeared on a white background.
[Those who poured all their strength into facing the Popcorn team… were completely defeated in the next match, as if it were a lie.]
Then a photograph of five smiling people appeared on the white background.
Up to this point, it could be called an inspiring conclusion.
[The Slam Dunk of Trash]
[The End]
The ending credits rolled.
Critics’ reviews poured in.
“A clever film….”
-Ssida21(★★★★★)
“That guy was clever.”
-Kim Yeoni (★★★★★)
“Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock… Sawhur.”
-Woo Dong-jin (★★★★★)
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A considerable number of comments poured in.
-Knock knock knock kkkkk crazy kkk
-Knocked right in…
-Smart young man! Smart young man!
-Knock knock knock knock knock sawhur!
-Really carried those deadweights
-Knock straightdilo knock dilo…
-Seeing this, Ttok-cheong is just admirable
Among those caught in the Ttok-styling, there were comments crying out the truth.
-“Why Hitler Loved Movies”
But no one paid attention.
The video’s ranking climbed sharply upward.
#Trending Video 10th Place
#Trending Video 8th Place
#Trending Video 6th Place
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Everyone who watched the live stream thought the same thing.
Perhaps the Ttokcheong Stronghold would never end.
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