Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1019

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 150
48. Knight Order vs Paprika (3)
This was the first clash between Paprika and Cheese.
Given the magnitude of the incident, countless people were on high alert.
The Agricultural Cooperative, needless to say, was among them.
“Y-yes, that’s right!”
Doughnutz clenches his fists excitedly.
He’s delighted that the invaders are climbing back out of the pit.
He was openly cheering for Paprika’s side.
-Doughnutz is a traitor…
-Cheese will remember this
Hahaha, honestly it’s pretty amazing in one way.
-Doughnutz hates the Knight Order… he just hates them…
Even his viewers enjoyed mocking him as if it were content.
But the Agricultural Cooperative had no choice.
“This is what’s best for the Agricultural Cooperative!”
So Ppulranem also spoke to his viewers.
“The courage to be hated—that’s a burden a leader must bear.”
The Middle-aged Detective chimed in as well.
“Even Kim Yu-sin did it this way for Silla’s unification. Diplomacy is all strategy.”
lol
Kim Yu-shin lol
How far back does it go lol
-Using foreign powers when at a disadvantage is an old tradition
Anyway, the knights are the same enemies lol
That was the truth.
Cheese Village or whatever.
For the interests of the Agricultural Cooperative as a group, the Knight Order’s military strength had to be weakened in this opportunity.
If the Knight Order were to win here?
‘That can’t happen.’
Doughnutz shakes his head as if he doesn’t even want to think about it.
Not only would their military power be strengthened, but their political position would become overwhelmingly dominant.
They would become the heroes who saved the nation.
That was something that absolutely could not happen.
“Go invaders! You’re doing great!”
“Your physicality is insane~!”
So he had no choice but to cheer for the invaders.
Whether their cheering helped or not, the invaders were climbing back out in mere seconds after falling into the pit.
Boom!
[Volcano]
On top of that, the Lava Mage’s ultimate ability.
Volcano is being cast.
But then—
“!”
——Whoosh!
Something came flying from somewhere.
Boom!
It struck the Lava Mage’s head directly.
“What… what is this!?”
The Volcano cast stopped as well.
The ground that had been swelling like bread in an oven began to cool again, releasing steam.
It seemed like it would burst at any moment and spew lava.
“What did he get hit with!? The channeling breaks from just one hit!?”
“No… it should only break if he’s stunned or something like that!?”
Greentea, who had some experience with Seok, answered.
But that didn’t resolve the confusion.
“Then why did it break!?”
Doughnutz only grew more bewildered.
If channeling only breaks when a CC effect like a stun is applied, why would it break from just one hit?
“That’s….”
That question was resolved surprisingly quickly.
Whoosh—
The Lava Mage’s body swayed.
“Huh?”
His body tilted slowly, gradually falling toward the ground.
Thud.
The Lava Mage collapsed on the blocks he had stacked.
His center of gravity shifted, and he slipped back down into the pit.
Like a human with no will of his own, he slid down without resistance.
That’s right.
He had no will.
It couldn’t have been otherwise.
When he took that first blow, he died instantly while standing.
“He’s… dead….”
Gulp.
Doughnutz couldn’t find his words.
This was only the beginning.
Boom!
Another invader fell, and then another invader, and then another, and yet another….
Boom!
Boom!
One arrow, one life taken.
And only then did I understand.
What they were being struck by.
The common thread among the fallen.
An arrow lodged in the gap of their helmets.
“An arrow…?”
-Gasp
-OMG
-Insane
-What
-Here we go damn it
-Crazy
-Breaking: Reina and Seok frantically logging in
-National-level Archer appears like a madman LOLOLOL
-We’re done for
The chat exploded with an overwhelming flood of messages.
The chat windows of other Streamers watching the same thing would be no different.
“This… this is insane.”
Ppulranem cried out in disbelief.
It was far too obvious whose handiwork this was!
“Almond, you cunning bastard! Pulling out ‘that’?! How badly do you want to win!?”
-LOLOLOLOLOL
-Staking his life on it LMAO
-Drawing a bow in Seok no way LMAO
-They said it was a healing game but even Ghost Busters never made him use a bow LMAO
-Almond’s healing: Archery

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‘Huh?’
Even from a spectator’s perspective, it was absurd, but Paprika Village—knowing nothing of what had happened—descended into complete panic.
‘What…?’
Shrimp didn’t even comprehend what had killed him.
Like most sandbox games, the bow in Seok was purely an entertainment weapon.
The aim was so unstable that it was a hit-or-miss affair—either you landed it spectacularly or you didn’t.
It was difficult enough to land a shot at all, let alone striking the neck—the one part the helmet couldn’t defend—with perfect precision. And on the first attempt, no less.
So he never once considered that an arrow had killed him in a single blow.
‘What kind of magic was that?’
He assumed it was some form of magic.
Some magic that had instantly killed me.
Even in Cheese Village, special classes like the Lava Mage existed.
With that thought, he tumbled into the abyss and vanished.
[Death]
“Sh-Shrimp!!”
Pepper blurted it out without thinking, even though she shouldn’t have spoken the name.
But her shock was far from over.
Thud!
Another villager crumpled limply to the ground.
“!?”
The Paprika Residents, clad in obsidian armor, began falling with pathetic ease, as if their protection meant nothing.
Bang!
Thud!
“I-Insane, what is this!?”
“Gasp!”
They slipped from the block they’d so desperately climbed and plummeted back into the abyss.
The abyss where flames roared and surged.
Whoosh!
The flames consumed their falling corpses, growing fiercer still.
The heat was palpable.
Bang!
Thud!
With each villager that fell, the heat intensified, growing more and more violent.
Bang…!
Even Bongbong was left speechless.
“This… this can’t be…”
“G-Great… Great one… Great ancestor…”
-He’s insane
-Wow lol
-Incredible!
Who gave out the almonds lol
Wow, that’s hilarious lol
-Amazing!
-He’s insane
-Ah, this is the Archer’s true class
That’s so damn cool lol
Amidst this desolate scene where both allies and enemies alike were rendered speechless.
‘Easy.’
Almond’s expression remained utterly composed and unmoved.
From the archer’s perspective, it was essentially a matter of water and meat—a fifty-fifty proposition.
They had stacked blocks in a straight line to climb out of the pit.
Because of this, they had very little space to move. Even if they only received a knockout judgment instead of death, they would fall below and perish.
A stationary target, a stationary Almond, and those oversized heads.
‘It’s exactly like archery.’
Each of their massive heads was no different from an archery target.
Hitting a perfect ten-point shot amid countless variables in reality was one thing, but landing such shots in a fully controlled game was far too simple.
Yawn.
Almond drew the next bowstring and found himself yawning without realizing it.
“Noooooooo!”
Far away, Paprika Pepper was nearly in tears.
What was happening here?
It was incomprehensible.
That was when it happened.
“Uh, get down! Get down everyone!!”
Paprika Orange shouted to the other residents.
He determined that if they lay flat on the blocks, they could escape the enemy’s assault.
That judgment proved surprisingly correct.
Thunk!
As they all lay flat, the arrow barrage ceased.
Only then did Almond release the bowstring.
‘Oh.’
Since he had been aiming at the neck below the large head, it became impossible to target once they lay down.
“W-we survived! H-how many!? How many of us made it!?”
Paprika Pepper cried out while lying flat.
“M-me! I survived!”
“Who are you!?”
“I’m Parsley! Parsley!”
“Salt is alive!”
“Olive too~”
Survival reports echoed from all directions.
And finally, Paprika Orange, who had suggested lying down, raised his hand slightly and shouted.
“I’m alive too~!”
That was when it happened.
“!?”
The enemy’s arrow attack, which had been quiet, suddenly struck Paprika Orange.
Clang!
They fired despite having no angle to hit him at all.
“C-crazy…! What the—!”
Paprika Orange touched the top of his helmet, feeling somewhat wronged.
Fortunately, there was no damage.
But it didn’t end there.
Thwang!
Clang!
Arrows continued to strike Paprika Orange’s helmet.
‘What on earth!?’
Paprika Orange’s large head shook back and forth while lying prone.
-What’s Almond doing lol
-No way lol
-Why are you bullying him lol
-lol this is hilarious
At this, Paprika Orange shouted.
“Guys! Blocks! Lay down blocks! I’m drawing all the aggro!”
“Y-yes!”
While lying prone, the Paprika Residents began placing blocks all around.
They were trying to completely fill the pit and fight on proper flat ground.
Pat, pat, pat.
In Seok, digging takes time, but placing blocks is instantaneous.
“Crawl! Crawl! Move by crawling!”
“Ughhhh…!”
Thwang!
Clang!
Even as they crawled, Paprika Orange continued to take hits to his helmet in rapid succession.
“H-holy…! What!?”
“What’s wrong, Paprika Orange!?”
“I keep getting hit! Don’t raise your head! You’ll die!”
“O-okay!”
“Move to that rock over there!”
In the end, Paprika Village had to continue moving while lying prone.
But they were forgetting one crucial fact because of the incoming arrows.
“Huff… F-finally made it! I’m here…”
Tap.
When Paprika Pepper reached out her hand, what she touched was someone’s foot.
That’s right.
‘Oh, of course.’
Most of the Knight Order weren’t archers—they were just ordinary soldiers.
The moment they filled the pit with blocks, they could approach from this side quite easily.
“Ah, ahahahahaha!”
Danbong laughed loudly.
“Look at the pathetic state of you invaders!”
hahahahahahaha
-Haha
-This is it
Hahahaha
-Tides have turned
Whoosh.
Danbong raised his sword.
“W-wait just a moment!”
“?”
Paprika Pepper, still lying prone, raised her hand pleadingly.
“P-please! Just let us reveal our identities!”
“?”
“W-we agreed to do it this way!”
-???
-?
That’s crazy lolololol
I’m dying laughing ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
No way lol
Huh? Lol lol lol lol lol
“What?”
“It’s me, Danmuji! Don’t you recognize your sister? Are your eyes so rolled back you can’t even see me now?!”
“H-Huchoo… Sister?”
“That’s right!”
-?
-Gasp
That’s just a repeated consonant sound (ㄷㄷㄷㄷ) without semantic meaning. In Korean internet culture, this typically represents laughter or mockery, similar to “ㅋㅋㅋㅋ” (kekeke).
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 265]
A natural English equivalent would be: **hahaha** or **lol**
and it’s finally happening lol
That’s crazy lol
-Give them a break, Danbong
“Didn’t you go to Paprika Village?”
“Y-yes, that’s right! You yellow Cheese bastard!”
Now that I thought about it, Orange had also gone to Paprika.
‘Huh?’
Only then did Danbong properly understand the situation.
Without realizing it, he muttered to himself.
“D-did the Production Team lose their minds?”
At that moment, Pepper jumped to her feet.
In that gap, numerous Paprika Residents who had been crawling from behind all stood up as well.
Snap!
“If you ask ‘did they lose their minds?’, it’s only natural to reveal your identity!”
Pepper said so and threw off her robe.
Whoosh!
At the same time, her ID was revealed.
[Paprika_Pepper]
The word “Paprika” was displayed before Pepper’s name.
Only this text was a different color.
It was red.
This was impossible unless the administrators granted it—a system only they could bestow.
In other words, they were genuine Paprika Streamers.
“We’ve crossed over from Paprika to crush you all!”
[Paprika_Salt]
Salt, with his thick voice, shouted from beside her.
Beyond that, numerous Paprika Streamers revealed their identities one by one.
“I’m Parsley!”
“Olive Dagon!”
There was a common thread.
They weren’t mere Paprika Streamers.
‘They’re all people who were in Tribby, aren’t they?’
-A traitor meetup lol
-The Betrayers oof
-What is this lol
Old group) Trivia meetup ㅠㅠㅠ
-Wow, Salt!
And then, the last participant, who had crawled up the latest, stood up.
Whoosh!
[Paprika_Orange]
“I’m Orange!”
Boom!
In that instant, he died.
-?
-??
-LMAOOOOOOOOO
-No way HAHAHAHA
-Someone tell Almond about this HAHA
-Insane HAHAHAHA
The moment Paprika Orange died, countless streams began lighting up across Paprika Village.
Ding, ding, ding…!
[Paprika Pepper has started streaming!]
[Paprika Salt has started streaming!]
[Olive Dagon has started streaming!]
[Parsley has started streaming!]
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