A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 616
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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Original Intent Episode 616
While fans were gradually figuring out the identity of the tornado omelette photo that had suddenly appeared on Inbyeol one day-
[Yupi: I was able to compete once again with the senior I respect, so regardless of the result, it was a stage without regrets, and Producer Yoon Eden is truly the best producer.]
[Yoon Eden: I don’t know why it was thrown? But I think it’s fortunate that it didn’t ruin the stage. Wow, he actually caught it.]
-Didn’t you mean to say “the greatest crazy person”?
-But why does he keep holding that egg, it’s not even a trophy
[Yupi: Hit me instead! No, Eden Producer just prevented the stage from being ruined…! He saved this stage where I’m facing Hek!]
-Are you so grateful that you’d take a beating for them instead? lololol
-I want to show this to those Zone 4 YooP guys who used to diss Yoon Eden lolololol Your future is becoming such a Yoon Eden fanboy that you’d take a beating for him lolololol
-Season 4 was a massive Yupi fan conversion period
[WaterFall(Feat. Yoon Eden, D.I) – G-TE]
-If someone asks the meaning of obsession, tell them to look up at G-TE.
-What must it feel like to stand on the same stage as someone you’ve admired and wanted to catch up to so much
-But doesn’t it feel like the rival narrative subtly shifted into a saint narrative at some point lol
-This seems like the brightest expression I’ve ever seen on G-TE
-Wow, is this the same person who almost got hit by an egg in the previous stage? If someone aimed an egg at my face, I don’t think I could even go near the extended stage, his caliber is really different
Before long, the broadcast ended, leaving behind a preview for the semi-finals.
While leaving behind countless video clip requests no less than the Season 4 3rd Preliminary Yupi vs Yoon Eden battle.
DTB6 [Episode 8]Ready or Not – Yupi(Feat. Yoon Eden, D.I) @Second Round of Finals EP.08 20XX0902
The finally uploaded video contained the scene of Yoon Eden catching the flying egg in an unedited long take.
-Sorry for cursing at those who went to see it live, calling them liars
└For real, those people could only say they saw something amazing…
-Watching it at 0.25x speed makes it seem even crazier, what kind of reaction speed is that
-The guy who threw the egg is probably so pissed right now ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ He gave his enemy an epic moment while he himself got a red line
-A talent stolen from Taereung, the hip hop scene, the military, gambling addiction center, and Kpop
-Today’s lesson: Even jealous rage should be directed at someone who can handle it
-I wonder if the thrower saw that the egg he threw met a beautiful end as a tornado omelette
Tutorial @tuutorialz
First time seeing something like this
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Dokki @axrabbit
Have an agile day
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1mong2 @1mong2mong
A man who gives a spectacular finale even to an egg that flew toward his face
This is Yoon Eden, the egg devil
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Hyosimdol @reveisfive
No matter how I think about it, it’s too outrageous that they kept their mouths shut and didn’t make an official statement until the broadcast, enduring it to use a raw egg flying at an artist as broadcast buzz
Damn Dub Net, get your act together
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RADIAC @lsasa__
Don’t just say “son” with words, treat him like a real son. Would Dub Net Director do the same if someone threw an egg at his son’s face?
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Milpa @2denluv
It’s only because 2E caught it that the fandom mood lightened and it became a meme, but if he had been hit and it aired like that… Fuck, I don’t even want to imagine
I’m so pissed that an egg flew during the stage that even the “talent stolen from Kpop” meme isn’t funny. Dub Net, please do proper security checks and artist protection for the remaining stages
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Real Name @nicknamereverse
Sorry, I didn’t know Eden’s mind and body were this strong
「Daydream @daydream0507
Person I’m most curious about right now: The person who tweeted about Eden being a blanket burrito baby
I wonder if they still think the same way」
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The raw egg that became a tornado omelette truly fulfilled its final purpose by giving great enlightenment to a Daydream who had been doing character analysis wrong.
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yoon_eden It’s delicious
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ggnoin Eden! You didn’t eat that, right?
cnu_94 Please tell me this isn’t a tornado omelette made from that egg
asjopas Eden, what the hell did you eat
k.sung_silver Spit it out, spit!!!!
leesu0 Even though we’ve been characterizing you as a golden retriever who eats everything without being picky, eating this is a bit…
u_jjung Since the upload time is past 11 PM, let’s trust Yehyeon
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“Why are the same things I say when Baduki and Podo are munching on something when I haven’t even given them treats appearing as Inbyeol comments?”
As I scratched my head and muttered, Seo Yehyeon, who was passing by, bluntly said.
“How dog-like must you be for that to happen.”
Of course, Baduki and Podo were actually dogs, but the nuance was quite something. Sensing my stare, Seo Yehyeon shamelessly added.
“What. Well, I can’t say you’re like a puppy. No matter how much I prefer cats, I still have some sympathy for puppies.”
“….”
As expected of someone from a debate club background, he’s oh-so logical, really.
But hearing Seo Yehyeon’s words made me realize something. Wanting to practice the truth of putting myself in others’ shoes, I looked back at Kim Dobin, whom I had consistently compared to a dog, and asked.
“Dobin, from now on when I make comparisons about you, should I say puppy instead of dog?”
“Huh? But hyung, you said I’m a person, not a puppy.”
Kim Dobin received my goodwill with an answer that made me burst with frustration.
“Who said you weren’t a person! It’s a metaphor! A metaphor, you fool! You changed your species, so I told you your species is homo sapiens! A dog would understand better than you!”
“Please say puppy instead of dog.”
I grabbed the back of my neck watching Kim Dobin clasp his hands together like a regular emoticon from some people app.
“Do you want to become someone who understands less than a few-month-old puppy? Huh?”
“You’re right? Then just call me a dog.”
Kim Dobin must be deliberately doing this to assassinate me by causing high blood pressure. You just stay a dog.
“That’s exactly what they mean by getting slapped in Jongro and glaring at the Han River. But now while glaring at the Han River, getting bitten by a dog…”
Ryu Jaehee clicked his tongue watching me grab the back of my neck.
Even you, youngest member…! I thought, then hesitated remembering that lament had been directed at Gyeon Hajun several times too.
Among the four Rev members excluding me, only Gyeon Hajun and Ryu Jaehee were on my side, but if I’d used ‘even you…!’ on these two as well, then where exactly were my allies?
Is this the loneliness of a breadwinner alienated at home?
“Youngest, show Eden some of the posts where fans are worried about this incident.”
At Gyeon Hajun’s words, Ryu Jaehee eagerly showed me the screenshots he’d captured.
Looking at posts full of worry, even posts after the broadcast aired that focused on ‘someone throwing an egg’ and genuinely got angry while worrying about me, I shared my thoughts.
“If they were worried about me catching it barehanded, I guess I should wear gloves.”
“Are you serious?”
Under the sharp glare, I played dumb and changed my words.
“I was just saying that once.”
Actually, I was serious.
“I’m going to work.”
Using the text that arrived from Yongcheol hyung as an excuse, I hurriedly escaped the dormitory.
Before the second round of preliminaries aired, we were busy preparing for the semifinals. There was no extra preparation time just because there were two candidates per team, so only we were getting brutally overworked.
Yongcheol hyung, who had dark circles under his eyes and was downing an americano, pressed around his eyes with his hands and muttered.
“There was a reason BQ and Gongcheol hyung looked like death during the Season 4 semifinals. Back then I thought, why are they acting like that when they got two people through. They were working twice as hard like this.”
“Right. You had it easy back then, hyung. Aren’t you grateful to me from back then?”
Yongcheol hyung smacked my head for stating facts.
It wasn’t even the finals yet, but only two teams had advanced to the semifinals.
Team Yoon Eden & D.I, and Team G1 & Rok Han.
This competitive structure was a first in DTB history.
Moreover, if strong championship candidates Yupi and G-TE won in the semifinals and advanced to the finals, only one team would make it to the finals. In other words, it would be a family feud.
Thanks to this, even though no more raw eggs would fly from the audience seats, viewers didn’t lose interest in the semifinals.
SYRA and Crazy No weren’t easy opponents that we could completely relax about, but with HYEQ, our biggest competitor, eliminated, we could at least breathe a sigh of relief.
Currently, once interest was ignited, there was no way it would die down.
‘Damn, what the hell were they planning to do by calling for a meeting a week later?’
Still feeling uneasy, I frowned and recalled a few days ago when the semifinal bracket was announced.
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“Hyung, no matter how I think about it, I should meet Riburn alone.”
“Do you want to meet alone with a guy who does drugs at your best friend’s birthday party?”
At my words, Jiwon hyung looked at me with an uncomfortable expression and asked, but I couldn’t back down either.
“But didn’t Riburn threaten to kill you, hyung? I heard everything from Junbeom hyung.”
“Saying he’d kill me if we met again is just bluffing, not a death threat.”
“The opponent is a drug addict, hyung. People on drugs have no tomorrow.”
Even if it wasn’t Jiwon hyung, Riburn would have eventually gotten caught and gone to prison, but currently the biggest reason Riburn crossed the line was because of Jiwon hyung.
Still, while we were arguing about whether he should accompany me or not, Skoen happened to call.
-Oh, Eden. Jongseok hyung wants to set up a meeting a week from now.
A week later would be the semifinal broadcast date, when DTB would still be in full swing. It was very well known that I was participating as a DTB producer.
It was questionable why he’d want to schedule a meeting at the busiest time. Damn suspicious. What was unsettling was that I had a fair share in Jiwon hyung reporting Riburn.
If Jiwon hyung had leaked something to Riburn’s mutual acquaintance…
“A week later? I think I’ll be pretty busy then.”
-He says it has to be then or not at all. Do you want to contact him directly and coordinate, Eden?
Jiwon hyung, who had been quietly listening nearby, snatched my phone.
“Hey, this is Jiwon. Stop messing around and tell Park Jongseok to schedule the meeting after DTB ends.”
-Ah, yes.
Jiwon hyung settled the matter with just one sentence.
-And Jongseok hyung says he wants to contact Eden directly and asked for his number. What should I do?
“This kid’s an idol, does he have business getting involved with a drug broker? Just be the connection for now, Geunho. Anyway, it’s a bastard we’ll never see again after meeting once.”
After unilaterally hanging up and returning my phone, Jiwon hyung chuckled and asked.
“Still think you don’t need me?”
“Hyung!”
I even blocked a raw egg, so I couldn’t block a mere death threat?
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