A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 286
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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Initial Intentions Episode 286
Ryu Jaehee, who had been showing off his fit in a perfectly tailored three-piece suit, approached the camera with a sketchbook in one hand, swinging his long legs.
[He’s insaaaane our youngest member is totally manly]
[A twenty-year-old baby who looks best in a suit]
[Wait if Yuje is in a three-piece suit, doesn’t that automatically make Yehyeon the Episode 1 beret?]
[Crop tee! Crop tee! Crop tee! Crop tee!]
[Don’t let your guard down, there’s still the Gung Ye look and mountain club president look left]
[Everything else is fine, so please just don’t come out wearing only a bank robber mask ㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
[Look, nobody even nominated that gangster-looking guy as a candidate ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[The suit fit is insane]
[Our youngest really grew a lot taller, I’m realizing it anew]
Ryu Jaehee raised his open palm and began folding his fingers one by one. I immediately caught on to what that guy was parodying.
As Ryu Jaehee folded all his fingers, that very love song that Nijeous had passionately sung at karaoke began playing softly as background music.
When he flipped a page of the sketchbook, Ryu Jaehee’s handwriting showed traces of trying hard to write neatly.
At the end of the sentence was a drawing that was ambiguously either a hamster or a mouse.
[Finally Love Actually’s sketchbook confession has found the right direction!!!!!]
[Ahh… I’m reminded of Eden’s sketchbook confession that became a meme generator spanning from 2D to 3D…]
[It got parodied so much lol Writing those awkward requests on a sketchbook like that lol]
[Our youngest is such a good son, but leader hyung used that romantic confession on some other guy]
[Is that a mouse?]
I was relieved that I wasn’t the only one confused.
“I love you Ilmong-ies.”
He perfectly recreated everything from the message written on the sketchbook to saying the last page out loud.
Throwing finger hearts that I never even did was a bonus.
[So sketchbook confessions aren’t funny but actually very heart-fluttering, I thought they were funny because I only saw Yoon Rida’s version]
[Eden, don’t just do it to rappers, do it for us too]
[That comment made my heart flutter all over again ㅋㅋㅋㅋ The problem is you said it to Toohyuk though ㅋㅋㅋ]
Ryu Jaehee, who handed me the sketchbook, smiled sheepishly at the camera.
“I combined the confession attack and Love Actually.”
“That’s a perfect summary of DTB episodes 4 through 6 in one go.”
[Does our hamster not know what confession attack means???]
[Yuje, correct the word, it’s not confession attack but confession reward]
[If it was meant to attack my heart, the confession attack definitely succeeded]
[Eden’s confession was the confession attack!]
I was semi-forcibly made to recreate Love Actually by Ryu Jaehee poking my ribs.
However, since the location was a studio, it was somewhat more upgraded than the cost-effective Love Actually I did at karaoke.
“It’s the same suit but the feeling is really different. If Eden hyung was Kingsman, Ryu Jae feels like mafia?”
At Kim Dobin’s comment, Ryu Jaehee, who had his arm around Kim Dobin’s shoulder like I did with Choi Hyeongjin, grinned.
“Ah, so I look more dangerous than Eden hyung?”
“No. If you look like you’d threaten someone while pointing a gun, Eden hyung looks like he’d just suddenly hit someone’s back of the head with an umbrella.”
“Isn’t the latter not Kingsman but just a well-dressed Line 1 lunatic?”
At Ryu Jaehee’s displeased question, Gyeon Hajun nodded and added.
“In some ways, the latter is more dangerous.”
[What’s with treating me like a leader lolololololol]
[Dangerously sexy mafia vs just dangerous Line 1 lunatic, clear winner]
[Because of Dobin’s evaluation and the post about having an optical illusion of Eden holding a black umbrella during the cipher mission, I don’t think I can watch that scene properly anymore]
[As someone who watched DTB from episode 1, it’s really sad that I can’t deny that, Eden]
What is DTB doing, turning a perfectly normal person’s image into a crazy one? I was just trying to avoid evil editing.
“Next is what I felt was the hottest DTB fashion.”
[Chest exposure? But Hajun is already wearing it?]
[It’s the crop tee!!!!!!!!!!]
[Please just not the thief mask]
[Why are there so many chats shouting no to the mask look? Was it that hot??]
[It was fucking hot, not even a fashion mask but a robber mask covering his face, that crazy bastard]
“Now, please come out!”
Seo Yehyeon in a beret, blue jacket, and sleeveless outfit walked out in front of the camera holding a DTB pass necklace. As expected of someone whose trait is model, he was pulling off this dual fashion the best.
So that fashion gives off that kind of feeling. Is it really the same outfit?
[Yehyeon I love you]
[Finally the beret has regained its original cutie-patootie charm]
[Crazy, who knew the self-destruction look could bring people’s selves back to life like that]
[It only destroyed Eden’s self]
[She’s got cute, pure, and fresh all covered ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
[I didn’t know because I only saw photos of Eden wearing it, but that’s a very youthful fresh look]
[Did the self-destruction look kill Eden’s self or the outfit’s self]
[But was this really the hottest fashion?]
“Well, they called the beret trend the Yoon Eden disease, and it got called a plague. I heard that so much that it was the hottest fashion in my experience.”
It was also the only outfit I was semi-forcibly made to wear without any say.
After striking a few poses in front of the camera, Seo Yehyeon approached me and hung the pass necklace around my neck with a click.
“We specially prepared a photo of Eden hyung too so we could compare.”
Kim Dobin lifted up a panel with a greatly enlarged print of an article photo taken at the DTB first preliminary waiting area next to Seo Yehyeon.
Why are you doing this to me?
“Fake fresh versus real fresh. Compared to Yehyeon hyung, Eden hyung is like… undercover investigation…”
“The textbook example of same outfit, different feeling.”
“Aren’t you guys being too harsh? Is it okay to publicly execute someone like this?”
“It’s okay, Eden. Everyone has their own fashion that suits them.”
Jun, is it okay for you to deliver the finishing blow to someone like this?
[But seeing them side by side like that, they really feel different lol]
[Yehyeon, do some rap for us~]
[If Yehyeon had worn a beret, the beret trend definitely wouldn’t have happened lol]
Four people had come out, and now only the last fashion remained. Ryu Jaehee took over the proceedings.
“The long-awaited finale! We’re revealing the twist fashion that wasn’t buried even by the blank cheating performance!”
At the hand stretched toward me as if to say hurry up and reveal it, I solemnly said one thing.
“It’s cold.”
[There’s a crop top in there, right!!!! Damn it, take it off right now!!! Not seeing the crop top live has become my lifelong regret!!!]
[Turn up the temperature turn up the temperature turn up the temperature turn up the temperature turn up the temperature turn up the temperature]
[Can’t you feel this passionate desire of the Ilmong Girls?]
[Yoon Rida should reveal his abs in front of Daydream too! Why do only the hip-hop fans get the good stuff!]
[Eden, are you cold? We’re heated up and hot. Who told you to do your first ab reveal on DTB?]
[If the crop top is embarrassing, just go shirtless refreshingly]
[Crop top! Crop top! Crop top! Crop top! Crop top!]
The chat window was filled with passionate pleas directed at me.
“Should I turn up the air conditioner temperature?”
I answered Gyeon Hajun’s question in a serious voice.
“Then how hot would Doby be? In this blazing heat of August midsummer, he’s bundled up like that, and if we raise the air conditioner temperature too, Doby will collapse.”
This isn’t an excuse because I don’t want to reveal the crop top, but my sincere concern for my group’s younger member.
“Eh, I’m fine though. I’m a bit cold too.”
“What do you mean you’re fine! Do you know how scary heat stroke is? Huh?”
This kid has even less sense than Nijeous. I take back what I said about him being better.
I grabbed Kim Dobin’s shoulders and gave a long speech about the dangers of heat stroke. Seo Yehyeon shook his head as he raised the air conditioner temperature.
“Anyone listening would think we’re filming outdoors in the blazing sun.”
At Ryu Jaehee’s comment that acting coy like that makes me look pretentious, I clicked my tongue and coolly unzipped the jersey jacket.
When I took off the sports jersey I was wearing and threw it, Kim Dobin caught it brilliantly.
“Wow, seeing it up close, it really is overwhelming.”
Seo Yehyeon gave his honest impression.
[Finally I saw the crop top and abs live too]
[Death]
[How did you think of going to Rap Survival wearing that lol]
[You crazy bastard, I’m suing you, are you insane, cut it out (ultimate happiness)]
[The fan girls are happy, but I’m really curious what the DTB producers and hip-hop fans who saw that in person were thinking]
[Hyung, please put your clothes back on]
[But looking at it now, Eden really paid attention to his outfit lol You can really feel it looking at what the members are wearing]
The best fashion was unanimously chosen as the beret-blue jacket look that Seo Yehyeon wore.
“It’s because the model is good.”
Seo Yehyeon said with a proud face. But why is he saying that while holding up my beret-blue jacket photo next to him?
Before cutting the 3rd debut anniversary cake, we had a brief Q&A session.
“Are you thinking of going on DTB 5? Me?”
Rev’s sub rapper Seo Yehyeon read a question and pointed at me, asking blankly.
“Ah, Eden. If you win, you can’t go on Season 5, right? Right? As for me, well… I’ll definitely get eliminated in the first preliminary round, so why bother…?”
Seo Yehyeon scratched his cheek and trailed off.
“No, hyung. If you want to, I’ll help you get to the 3rd preliminary round. But from the 3rd preliminary round, the bracket system applies so I can’t help you. That’s insider information.”
“Gasp, don’t tell me judging corruption? You’ll use producer authority to pass me through the 2nd round?”
“In this hyung’s head, I’ve already won Season 4 and am producing Season 5. The main competition hasn’t even started yet, hyung.”
I lightly scolded Seo Yehyeon and read the most frequently asked question.
“How much DTB filming is left? Let me see… If it’s the same plot as Season 3, there’s producer team selection, main competition rounds 1 and 2, semifinals, and finals left. But can I put my jacket back on?”
[No!!!!!!]
[NOOOOO!!!!!!!]
[Don’t put it on, let us admire the abs more]
[Uh please put it back on, I liked the jersey fashion better than the crop top]
[Look at Hajun confidently showing his chest and gain courage and confidence, Eden]
“Isn’t it burdensome that too much bare skin is showing, or that you look cold, or that the tattoos are distracting?”
[What? You’re showing the neck area too?]
[Oh, it’s 38 degrees outside but looking at you makes me feel cool, so don’t worry Eden]
[You don’t know that the more an idol shows bare skin, the better it is]
[I wish you’d put clothes back on… the crop top is too much…]
Compromising the chat window’s opinions, I put the jersey back on but left the zipper unzipped.
But Daydream, who are relieved that no weird outfits appeared, don’t know.
That Gung Ye, thief masks, and mountain climbing outfits are prepared as penalty costumes.
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