A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 278
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Regression Manual for Idols Who Lost Their Original Intent Episode 278
DTB Season 4 Episode 5 began right from the ending scene of the previous episode, Episode 4.
Starting from the exact moment when the two stopwatches pointed to 00:00 and 15 respectively.
[Guerrilla Mission Cypher Complete!]
[Yoon Eden lowering the microphone while breathing a sigh of relief]
Yoon Eden’s face was shown in close-up as he lowered his hand holding the microphone with an openly relieved expression.
-So Yoon Eden was human after all
-Seeing that genuine expression made all suspicions about it being scripted disappear
After briefly showing the scenes where eliminated contestants made mistakes, the results of the cypher mission were announced.
[Ben Block, Ralok, WINNION, Lee Il]
[A total of 4 rappers eliminated from the cypher]
The camera swept across the remaining surviving participants before lingering on G-TE, who was glaring intently at Yoon Eden.
[26 survivors advance to the next round!]
-He’s the one who snatched the mic first, so why is he glaring like that ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Anyone watching would think Yoon Eden stole his mic ㅋㅋㅋ
-G-TE, if you keep that up, Dub Net might subtly change your narrative from rival to villain
└Second Flodic incoming
[Q. How did you feel when you gave up the microphone?]
[Yoon Eden: Honestly, I was a little scared.]
Yoon Eden in the interview footage scratched his cheek and smiled awkwardly.
[Yoon Eden: I don’t know if you saw it, but before I got the mic, I was already leaning forward and rapping, haha.]
A brief clip of Yoon Eden’s cypher opening was replayed.
The slow-motion clearly showed him leaning toward the microphone and moving his lips before he even had the mic in his hands.
-The academic consensus is that he handed it over quickly because he was afraid of getting hit in the head with the mic
-If Yoon Iden had been eliminated, PK would never have made it to the finals ㅋㅋㅋ Everyone would’ve obviously worked together to eliminate him during the group missions ㅋ
-If Yoon Eden had been eliminated by just 1 second after giving up the mic and then grabbed PK by the collar right after the cypher ended, the ratings would have gone through the roof
-Still, giving up the mic in that situation was amazing in itself, truly our Kingsman
[Q. How do you feel about being eliminated?]
[Ralok: One second… I’m learning a very good lesson about how one second can determine the outcome.]
After the individual interviews with the cypher eliminated contestants ended, the remaining twenty-six participants gathered in a line behind the MC.
[MC: The next round is DTB’s highlight, the diss battle!]
[MC: This diss battle introduces a new rule.]
[MC: Fight money!]
The explanation of the newly introduced fight money battle rule continued with simple graphics.
[500,000 won fight money given per person]
[You must bet this fight money for a diss battle to be established]
[If you don’t take it, you’ll lose it!]
The stern faces of the rappers were shown on camera one by one.
[MC: And this fight money is directly linked to the next round’s group music source mission. The more fight money you win, the more advantageous it will be, right?]
-They introduced another stupid thing, I’m too tired to even complain anymore
-They took the budget they used to give per group in group missions and distributed it as individual fight money this time, crazy bastards
-They’re making so many risky moves to continue Season 3’s popularity, but having participants who perfectly handle those risks (e.g., Yoon Eden, Yupi) seems like DTB used up 10 years’ worth of luck
[MC: Now, rappers who want to bet their fight money, please step forward.]
As soon as the MC finished speaking, fourteen rappers stepped forward boldly.
Thanks to his excellent positioning, G-TE, who luckily got the first nomination right, spoke the name everyone expected without hesitation.
[G-TE: I nominate Yoon Eden.]
[Sapo: Wait, I’ll nominate Yoon Eden too.]
[Raizo: Ah, then me too.]
[Freehit Style: I’ll also nominate Yoon Eden.]
Starting with G-TE, as nominations for Yoon Eden continued one after another, the rappers who had stepped forward and those who remained behind exchanged glances and murmured among themselves.
-A 4-on-1 diss battle is literally the first time I’ve seen this in all DTB seasons
-Can Yoon Eden handle this? 3-on-1 maybe, but 4-on-1 is a bit much
-Are these guys idiots? Even if Yoon Eden has a lot to diss and it seems doable, if they split the fight money the amount gets fucking small, and four people ganging up on one person looks fucking bad
[MC: A total of four rappers have nominated Yoon Eden. Eden, will you accept the match?]
[Yoon Eden: Yes, I’ll accept it.]
Yoon Eden, who had shown signs of brief contemplation, nodded his head coolly.
Yoon Eden’s eyes captured on camera were sparkling with competitive spirit.
-Ah, so cool, so awesome, truly a man worthy of handling my fashion
-Yeah, it wouldn’t be my brother if he didn’t take some from here lol
-If he wins this, he becomes a legend
-Yoon Eden keeps writing legends, he’s going to create an entire mythology
The 4-on-1 match nomination that once again gave viewers a dopamine rush, and after that, diss battle opponent nominations continued.
[Ha Minseo: I nominate Yupi.]
[Yupi: Thank you in advance for the 500,000 won, Ha Minseo. I didn’t know you’d offer to give it to me so readily.]
-Hahahahaha Yufi is so strong
-Hamin Seo is already pissed off lmaooo whoever gets involved first loses
-Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like a fucking typical cool nerd way of talking and doesn’t like it?
[Skoen: What, why isn’t anyone nominating me when I came out? Hurry up and nominate me. Let me try fighting 4-on-1 too.]
[No Name: Ah, then as you wish, I’ll…]
-Can Skoen diss when there’s nothing to pick on?
-Why is No Name acting so honored/flattered like that lololol
[Nijeous: You, come with me.]
Seven Kick’s extremely angry personal interview briefly passed by as he nodded at Nijeous’s selection.
It was exactly that line that appeared in the DTB Season 4 preview.
[Seven Kick: Ah, are you asking me to have a match with you right now? Are you ignoring me? What’s the age difference between you and me, being so rude, you? Why are kids these days like this?]
-Already got one more thing to diss about
-Nigerus is now behind SevenKick tsk tsk
-Was that really the line? lololol Was that seriously what a thirty-five-year-old said while going after a high schooler? lololol
After all the diss battle opponent selections were finished, G-TE strode over to Yoon Eden and tapped his shoulder mockingly.
[G-TE: I’ll properly show you in this diss battle match that looks are useless in rap evaluation. Be prepared.]
[Yoon Eden: Well, even you can see I’m pretty handsome, right?]
[G-TE: Aaahhh! **(beep-) I hate it!]
G-TE clutched his head and screamed loudly at Yoon Eden’s innocent smile and response, then stomped away with heavy footsteps.
-What kind of conversation was that
-Obviously they edited it together somehow to create drama
-G-TE 1 loss
[Q. This is the first ever 4 vs 1 diss battle. Aren’t you nervous?]
[Yoon Eden: Whether it’s 4 vs 1 or 10 vs 1, it doesn’t matter. I’m definitely confident I’ll win.]
Yoon Eden, wearing a black beanie pulled down so not a single strand of hair showed, smiled confidently in his personal interview.
The camera showed the Fight Zone surrounded by iron bars. Spectators were gathered all around that Fight Zone.
[Yoon Eden Vs G-TE, Raizo, Sapo, Freehit Style]
The names of the opponents appeared on screen, and the main players of this diss battle entered from both sides.
-Shit hahahahahahahahahahaha
-That’s bank robber Yoon Eden, right?
-Today too he doesn’t disappoint, that crazy bastard
-Wait, did they poke holes in that beanie to wear it like that? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Is that person covering their face right now? hahahaha
-He could’ve just worn a mask, but this is the first time I’ve seen a crazy person come out wearing a mask like that to cover his face
-Wow what do we do, I can only see Yoon Eden!
-Why… why… why did you become a robber, Eden…
1001 Mong @thousandonemong
Fuck why is this happening to me
Why does he only become a bank robber on days I watch live
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[Round 1, Fight!]
Clang, the bell rang to signal the start of the match and the beat for Yoon Eden’s turn began playing.
As soon as Yoon Eden’s diss rap lyrics ended, saying he covered his face so judge him by rap alone, G-TE’s line “I’ll properly show you in this diss battle match that looks are useless in rap evaluation” was faintly inserted.
And the legendary self-diss began in earnest.
-What do you mean you only have one solo song for hip hop, that’s such a sad thing to say
-Wasn’t that got its lyrics plagiarized your solo song
-Your early works uploaded on Music Site would be sad enough to cry, man
-Hyung’s Heart Dance is most famous? Heart Dance was buried by Beret Rabbit Hat Cleavage Crop T-shirt Blank Cunning Kingsman long ago, update yourself, hyung
-If you scrape together all the individual parts and it’s enough for a mini album, doesn’t that mean there are a lot of parts? lol
-Yeah, take this chance to release a full solo album instead of just self-dissing about not having one
[Skoen: He threw the first punch. I know what you guys are going to diss me with. Wow, this DTB is interesting.]
[Yupi: It’s actually a move he could use because he’s an idol rapper. The difference is whether he was acknowledging it as his weakness or not.]
After Skoen and Yupi’s brief comments ended, Yoon Eden finished his self-diss and began seriously dissing his opponents.
-Looks like you’re still maintaining your underground connections to know that much
-Connection hip-hop lmaooo getting stabbed by sandpaper lol what a punchable face lol
-Yoon Eden is definitely the 1 in this 4 vs 1, but why does Yoon Eden look like the biggest villain
[The scene of losing 4 vs 1 to an idol rapper will be your life’s legendary view count
When you brag about it later, make sure to add that you were the 4 in a 4 vs 1-]
Yoon Eden concluded his diss by patting G-TE’s shoulder.
-Booey booey booey
-And these lyrics become legendary
-I can’t even laugh because it really seems like this will get the highest view count on YouTube clips featuring those four
[G-TE: Give me the beat right now.]
[Round 2, Fight!]
G-TE removed Yoon Eden’s hand from his shoulder and spoke into the microphone with a frown.
The beat changed and the faces of the four opponents against Yoon Eden appeared on screen one by one.
[Four people with dark expressions]
[Raizo: What more can we do here but be parrots?]
[Freehit Style: All the diss material I prepared came out of the opponent’s mouth, so what can I do.]
Brief personal interviews of Raizo and Freehit Style were inserted, and soon after, both lowered their microphones, indicating they were giving up on dissing.
[Raizo, Freehit Style give up on dissing!]
[Sapo’s counterattack who didn’t give up!]
-Ah shit, Yoon Eden’s hype is all killed
-Right, that’s what Yoon Eden said, if you’re just doing the same thing, is that even a diss?
-Wow he really looks pathetic
-Raizo and Freehit Style are probably relieved watching Sapo thinking they made the right choice
[In the subdued atmosphere, finally G-TE’s turn]
-G-TE seems too emotionally worked up;;;
-The atmosphere has gone to hell beyond recovery
-You need to diss with stories everyone knows to get people to relate, but they’re telling stories only they know
-Seems like G-TE has a lot of built-up resentment from his underground days
-But listening to it, it does seem like Yoon Eden was wrong for completely disrespecting someone’s skills and deliberately calling their rap name wrong in front of everyone
-This doesn’t seem like something you can just laugh off as rivals
– The only difference from school bullying is that they weren’t at the same school
-Isn’t calling it school bullying going too far? Just yesterday G-TE went on a rampage looking for plagiarized lyrics, so calling them perpetrator-victim is a bit…
-It could happen as youthful foolishness
-If he’s remembered it like this and gotten this emotional about it, isn’t it hard to dismiss as just youthful foolishness?
Finally, the beat stopped, signaling the end of the diss battle. Subtitles appeared saying the voting had also concluded.
[MC: We’ll announce the diss battle results!]
[G-TE Sapo
₩0 ₩0
Raizo Freehit Style
₩0 ₩0
Vs
Yoon Eden
₩2,500,000]
Confirming that the amount under his name had increased, Yoon Eden spoke with a voice tinged with laughter.
[Yoon Eden: The deposit went through.]
When he removed his mask, the light blonde hair he’d kept hidden all this time appeared, soaked with sweat.
Cheers poured out toward Yoon Eden as he coolly poured water over it and lightly shook his hair.
With his white short-sleeve t-shirt getting wet from the water flowing down his hair, he was the epitome of refreshing. He didn’t look like someone who had just taken on four opponents in a 4-to-1 battle.
-Fuck those cheers are so loud lololol
-The tough guy suddenly became a CF model
-The deposit meme here?
-How is he still handsome even soaked in sweat like that
-Crazy Yoon Eden blonde!
-Breaking news: Yoon Eden’s first blonde reveal on DTB following his first abs reveal
Yoon Eden Marine Look Prayer Punch 7th Day @revedlems0801
@thousandonemong
Is it really you, Johnny…?
Are you the blonde Eden who used to sing like that…
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